This Children's Channel Is Basically A Horror Movie

and careless of the world. He constantly leaves clues and riddles to help the characters get out of these situations. Which I mean, if you were trying to kidnap someone, you wouldn't do it. (How does he know

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?) Like here, there's a riddle and he wrote down how many triangles you see on the wall and eventually her, when she gets it right. She ends up being part of the combination to unlock her from the cell. Why would he write that in the first place unless he wanted the characters to come out? It does not make any sense.

They do something really strange when they ask the public for help. They don't just do it like in Dora the Explorer, where Dora says, "See the little Nutcracker in the background? Where is he? Oh, he's there! Thanks for shouting it out on TV!" (Your parents aren't worried!) where Dora pretends to be able to hear you talking on TV in real time, asks you to comment on your response, and then pretends they can somehow see those comments before editing them and posting

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video. So she takes this triangular puzzle. For example. V: Okay. Alright, help me V: Let me know how many triangles you see and I'll try and figure this out on my own too V: But I need the help of your eyes.

She then tries to find out for herself, but she is wrong. She's like a damn amateur, but then she comes back and says she's going to look at the comments that everyone else read. V: Maybe I didn't do it correctly. V: I'm going to look at her comments right now to see if they gave me different numbers. And then she ends up getting it right and thanks us all for helping her by commenting. It's something really strange. I've never seen anyone pretend to be able to read comments on a video they haven't posted yet. To me, that's the biggest indicator that these videos are for people so young that they can't even conceptualize how YouTube works, that you like to film a video, edit it, and then post it and, at that point, see what's in the video.

It already happened like hours ago, days ago. This is clearly intended for people who simply have no idea how videos work. (Like me!) There are also a lot of strange inconsistencies in these videos. We can see that in Chad's video where he is trapped in the hospital. He's wandering around trying to find clues and trying to figure out why he's in this abandoned hospital. C: Is this an x-ray of my brain? Did they remove half my brain? (That explains a lot) In the first video, he's filming himself, you know, vlogging and saying, "I have no idea what's going on!" Hello?

Any doctor here? Then that video ends on a cliffhanger and when we come back in the next video, he's still stuck in the hospital. But this time he has a cameraman filming him. C: Hello, is there a doctor here? I'm not sure how this is supposed to work, it seems like it's supposed to be like trying to trick you into thinking this is reality, right? But then, as if randomly, now there's this kind of camera there. Was he also kidnapped by the pond monster hacker? Is he also like a person trapped there with them? But occasionally they also cut to shots filmed with security cameras and when they do, you never see a cameraman filming Chad.

So it's a weird, crazy thing where you're like, who's filming this? Is there a floating camera? The security camera footage is also very strange because it's very easy to say that they just had someone stand on a chair and hold the camera because there is something visible like camera movement in each of those shots. Is it like they can't afford a tripod? I was looking at his Instagram, they're pretty funny too. While they are supposedly trapped in this prison cell or abandoned hospital, they just post normal photos on their Instagram like this. She's just chilling like in a sun hat or posting about her wedding anniversary.

It's fun to read the comments about these two like this photo for her anniversary. All the comments are like, Or this one in another of her photos, Well, I think it's safe to say that this guy has solved the case. Now you're probably pretty attached to these characters and wondering how this all ends. Well, unfortunately, there's actually no real solution. In his most recent videos, the hacker is still following and harassing them. Although they did manage to get out of prison. Vy left the prison, Chad left the abandoned hospital, they met up and had this epic drone chase.

C: Come on drone, I'll catch you! And well, remember earlier when I said that Chad is like a... a ninja? (No one knows what it is) Well, you're about to see that in full effect here. C: I'm going to do a jumping and spinning side kick, a ninja kick and keep the thing down. (Damn) C: I think that'll put him out of commission. C: Get on the other side to distract him and then I'll jump up and give him a side kick. (What is this, Samurai Jack?) C: Get ready. V: Okay. C: Whoa, whoa, whoa! *INSERT DuBStep MUSIC HERE* *dying narwhal noise* *dabs* Wow.

Wow. Wow. Wow. CHAAAAD! I mean, I told you he was a ninja, right? So that's the end of the story for now. They have another video they posted since then, but it's not actually about the hacker. It's Chad pranking his wife Vy thinking the hacker is inside his house chasing them, which is totally something you would do to your wife after an experience as traumatic as being kidnapped (tru dat). But it doesn't really have much to do with it. see with the real hacker. Okay guys, now that it's the end of the video, it's time for me to read my ad for Squarespace.

So here's just reading a normal old ad. I will do it right now. Aid! Aid! Oh! Hi guys, I didn't see you there. I don't really remember what happened. All I know is that I was washing my hands when I got sucked into the drain and ended up here completely dry in different clothes. I really don't know what happened. But I think the hacker could be behind this. *evil laugh* Oh no, guys, I think that might be the hacker. Hey, let me go! Hacker: Oh hoho, I won't let you go H: Unless you solve these puzzles.

Oh, do you just, do you just want, do you just want me to answer some riddles? H: Um... H: Yes? What did you want to say? I don't know. It seems like you tried a lot to bring me here. You defied the laws of physics just to get me through those pipes, and you're going to let me off so easily if I solve a couple of puzzles? H: Oh, isn't that what bad guys do? Yeah, I guess I'll say it if you say so, buddy. H: Hahahaha! Alright. Here goes H: If you want to showcase your business online, sell products or create an online portfolio or any other online project, H: What is the best all-in-one platform to get the job done?

Square space. H: You can do everything from choosing a domain to designing the perfect website by choosing one of their beautiful designer templates. Yes. Squarespace H: What did you say? Are you reading an ad for Squarespace? H: And get amazing 24/7 customer service and you can even set up your own online store in just a minute! Well, Squarespace hired you to kidnap me and tell me all about their features? It seems like a lot more work than necessary. H:No buddy, I've used Squarespace before! And I've heard, like every other YouTuber, about it! I don't need to hear about features.

H: Oh, well, well, you've solved it but now comes the next riddle. H: Cut off your legs. That's not a riddle. H: What a shame, that's the only way to free yourself from those chains. H: So start sawing. You didn't even chain my legs. You chained me by my hands, I don't know what to tell you, man. H: Here you go! This is a hammer. H: Jesus - Is this all you do is complain? H: I'm giving you, I'm giving you a way out. I kidnapped you and I'll let you out... All you have to do is cut off your legs.

You don't need them Well, that's fine! Alright guys, I hope you enjoyed this video. If you're new here, sign up to join Greg. We are the strongest army on the Internet. See you next time. Bye, I wasted my time putting subtitles here.