This Anti-Masker Christian Movie is Even Worse Than You Think

They usually don't care until it happens to them, you know? But anyway, Leela actually steals the case list and just leaves the folder empty and then

this

happens, they're the last few cases, yeah, everything in there is great, I'll give them to Sergeant Lucinda, my daughter, she she'll take care of it, but wait, okay, let's recap what just happened at her job, some guy left the latest coveted cases in a folder on her desk for her to broadcast to the masses, I

think

that's what she said and he was at his desk for about 34 seconds, I counted them and then another guy comes up and says: Oh, at least today's cases, let me tell my daughter Lucinda.

I'm sure you've had time to copy all these names, all these hundreds of thousands of names and broadcast them to the masses, what kind of position are you? running here seems so disorganized and

this

is also the perfect time to talk about the editing of this

movie

because oh my god the editing of this

movie

let's look at this scene right after he took an empty envelope off the desk and that's something else. If she didn't know, wouldn't she feel like this was just holding an empty manila folder? Sorry, I'm picky. I'm going to show you this unedited scene.

That's how they chose to leave it in the movie, so it was. there he was, the screen went black for no reason and then he was gone, it happened, he was kidnapped by a ninja and then no one cared, I just don't know how movies like this are made and allowed to be made. sorry he was kidnapped by a ninja he was very nice

even

though he had a wife of the right age it was cool so now we cut to a cool scene of roy hannah and the guy now that they're out just spray more fish another time, the second time is a charm.

The thing about spraying fish, making it stinky, okay, what did Corona do to Jesus? Nothing, man, I didn't

even

think

about this, but youth pastors must be having fun with all this greed, oh my gosh, you know guys, they really can. Don't socially distance yourself from our lord and savior and listen at the end of the day, at the end of the day, I don't need the vaccine. I have all the antibodies. I need the antibody of Christ. I turned my chair for that. a little bit so I can lean on him like a cool guy, but you can't, you can't even notice it in the painting, which is cool, that's embarrassing, okay, so now we know that's something they're referencing in this movie, so in the At least that terrible joke actually gave us some exposition that was needed, then we cut to a cool scene of this hacker who's trying to track down Christians and they're doing some epic Bible research and I have to say that for This movie is very bad.

This is the first time I've seen something like this, a Bible research montage with house music in the background, come on man that's funny honestly I wish I'd thought of that first, okay now we cut to the gang sleeping in their base secret when I hear a knock on the door Who is it? You are a traitor? Did you sell us? Yeah, that's what I tell Jenna every time someone knocks on our door too. You are a traitor? But the guy is not a traitor. He wouldn't do that. Okay, merchant? I barely know it, the person at the door was the hacker.

I am what you could call a hacker. I barely know her. I can't stop and she wants to help them with her cause. I want to help and the next scene is hilarious. It's yet another scene where the characters just sit in a circle and engage in a conversation about Jesus, but there are some great lines of dialogue in this part and I'd like to show you one that's been stuck in my brain since I Heard It Right, so we have to find these Christians to be able to do it. I can get all the phone numbers of Christians.

If I hack the police. I can get all the phone numbers of Christians. If I hack the police. I can get all the phones. Christian numbers if I hack the police, that might be the funniest line of dialogue I've ever heard, like I'm imagining there's a huge safe in a police station that's full of Christian phones, why? what would you do? I need them, why would you need them? The gang doesn't laugh like I do. They're actually really excited about this whole game-changing idea, and honestly, a guy conspires with a hacker who plans to steal information from the police.

Let's add a couple of sins. Sorry and another thing about the editing in this movie, the music is so loud all the time. Can the police find those invitations we understand? If I do it right, they won't notice. I guess your theory is like this. It doesn't matter how bad the dialogue is if you can't hear the dialogue over loud inspirational music and it works, man honestly it works well, I feel inspired, I feel very inspired to engage in violent devil worship that This movie is driving. I to satanism, you are having the opposite effect. Good job, now we get back to Layla who sneaks into a control room at government headquarters and she snoops around the computer where she finds a Word document about a Christian conspiracy and I stop it in this box. so we could, uh, we could read it real quick.

Christian conspiracy, is this what government documents look like? I don't think the US government budget had word art on top Christian conspiracy where there isn't enough information yet all we know is they are starting to gather in groups in the city leader unknown why overthrow the peaceful society that we have how we have no idea how they are doing this but somehow they see attached like it's literally like someone is being interrogated about it there is also another document that they show screen for a second that I also want to see it is very blurry but you can make out the title it only says possible

christian

names just like covid cases it's just a list of names it looks like for all we know this list could belong to a pregnant woman who is looking into possible first names for her baby.

We don't know, but Layla, with her big brain, simply deletes all possible first names. She takes that pregnant government employee. Now we move on to another montage. This one features Roy traveling. all over the world to give speeches to large crowds of people to convert them to Christianity, but the freedom they took away from us and the amount of people they got for these scenes is honestly quite impressive, I don't know how they did it, but there has to be at least four people in that crowd and I know this movie doesn't have a big budget, but I don't know if you could have used the money you spent on the engagement ring for your 18 year old wife.

In some extras, just an idea and the next part is really confusing because it cuts immediately from that montage, believe it or not, another montage of Roy walking with Leila, who was at one of the speeches, I guess, because I guess Leila is Like a secret Christian. and she wants to help them from inside the government, so Roy Leela walks around laughing and flirting, he pushes her and as this happens we see shots of the earth slowly turning red, I guess it's like a wave. of Christianity, so Christianity is now spreading among the earth's population as a highly contagious virus which is actually one of the main symptoms of the new variant.

It's Christianity, you actually become a Christian, I guess instead of coveting 19, it's coveting 18. Finally, I'm one too. I'm going to add a sin, uh, for pushing a woman and a guy. The next scene is also weird, so another random friend of Roy's walks by and says that his whole family was arrested for being Christians or they're about to be executed and then. Roy says this and we have to keep fighting and we have to be really happy for the people who are now going to heaven. They did it if I told my good friend that my family was just kidnapped and they are about to be killed.

Me and I couldn't do anything about it and he said, "You should be happy for them, they're going to heaven, dude, I'd throw them in a puddle of my dad's piss like you guys, man and dude, that's not even the worst thing." . We actually have some new stuff here, I think you have the Bible DVDs and the Bible study DVDs, we have some worship knife DVDs like those, yeah, I'm sorry your whole family is about to die, but I have This new heat, brother, straight from the stew. it's actually fire, a new bible, it keeps the punches going, this screenshot is honestly like a genuinely amazing unintentional criticism of

christian

ity, someone is crying and sad, their life is falling apart, they just need someone to help them, cheer them up and make them feel better, and then there's a supermarket.

A religious guy next to him says, "Here's a DVD, follow what they say there and you'll get to heaven and see your family again. That'll cost 10 bucks, by the way, and I'm not saying all churches and pastors are money". hungry, but I'm sure there are some. He made that plane so cheap for me that I couldn't avoid it. Okay, now we go to the government building, where the sergeant is giving a Neil Breen-style monologue. United thoughts, language and monetary values. and we have another montage, this one features the government, uh, breaking up all the Christian groups that are in the countryside singing their Christian songs and honestly, man, if the police did this more often, I feel like less people would hate them, I'll go on record of it. and he says it should be illegal to play an acoustic guitar around a campfire, okay, I hate that, and if you sing too you deserve a life sentence, okay, no more than a life sentence, a life, a life, a life paragraph, how about that, okay, rest. break it up, break it up, this song sucks, we're almost at the end of the movie, believe me, so back at government headquarters we get another weird, useless Neil Breenesque monologue from Sgt., these are antiques, these are the things that are made from history. he drunk why does he talk like that this is what sustains people's dreams these represent the Christians I killed go talk to the minister of propaganda okay wait we will talk to the minister of propaganda one more time minister of propaganda proper propaganda ganda I would hate to see what Ganda looks like inappropriate, you know what I mean, come on okay, next there's a quick scene where they convert the hacker to Christianity, we hack his brain with Jesus, then there's a really funny scene in which one hundred have just acquired. thousand new christians in asia we have reached 100,000 gold people in asia so they plan to get them a bunch of dvds those are the ones we should bring to asia yes im sure those 30 dvds will be enough for billions of people who live in Asia, good job guys, so in the next scene, friend Baggins from before, appears and says the same thing from before in the movie, he says: you have to stop being Christians, please stop being Christians , you guys are going to get hurt, but they tell you they're not going to stop so you leave angry, don't say I didn't warn you, so you make a twitch stream to spread the word of god and while this is happening the government is becoming crazy because they can't find any of the Christians, they just can't locate them even though there is literally a whole setup of the government tracking down the Christians and breaking up their acoustic guitar parties, so I don't, I really don't.

I know why they're freaking out, but that's when the big twist happened. Brendo Baggins from before, who warned them to stop what they were doing, sold them to the government far away from here, 25 kilometers, I can show them so they can go away. To catch the Christians, they break into their secret base, but Roy is able to escape before they get there. There is an epic chase scene. He steals a car, so let's add a sin to the tally and now we're back to the beginning of the movie. now it's crazy, it's come full circle, so they take Roy into the woods, they kill him and then the movie ends for real, that's how the movie ends, but then in the credits they give a nice special shout out to his uh, his best friend, Jesus Christ, which is good because I know Jesus worked very hard on this movie.

I think he actually he was in charge of holding the microphone the whole time because you know he has experience holding his hands up for a while, man, I don't even know where. First of all, I like my final thoughts and honestly, I usually don't like independent films because you know making a film is not easy, even with a huge budget. If you have a small budget, it's even harder to make a good movie. I don't know, man, if you're going to make an anti-mask Christian sci-fi movie because you're angry that you can't go to restaurants anymore.

I don't know, man, you're asking to be made. It's funny and when the director and star of the movie start an Instagram caption about his girlfriend finally being 18, I don't feel bad at all, your movie dude, it sucks. Add another 1000 sins based on the fact that this movie changed my mind, but All My Movies Are a Good Theory and the fact that it's like making me seriously consider devil worship. I give 2025 toworld enslaved by a virus, one in every 18 year old wife, I will see you in hell, okay, now let's hear where our sponsor expressvpn says from. friends, if you weren't using expressvpn when browsing the internet on an unencrypted wi-fi network, you are playing a dangerous game, hackers could steal your personal information, your logins, even your banking credentials and buy a bunch of pillows anime body parts with your credit. card if they wanted to, you know, have fun explaining that to your bank, but when you're cool and epic like me, you just use expressvpn and you're good to go because expressvpn encrypts your data through a secure tunnel so no one can see who. you are or what you are doing so you can buy your own anime body pillows in peace.

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