Think Trump's Stupid? Get A Load Of This Interview...

DONALD TRUMP TALKING TO THE ASSOCIATED PRESS, HE REALLY FUCKED IT UP HERE, AND HE DID IT SO MUCH, HE HAD RECAP QUOTES I GOT TIRED. I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A FRAGMENT. IF YOU READ THE ENTIRE INTERVIEW YOU WILL BE SURPRISED AT HOW LITTLE KNOWLEDGE YOU HAVE ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN THE WORLD. SEND THIS TO YOUR CONSERVATIVE FRIENDS. AT FIRST THEY WILL BE ANNOYED, BUT THEN MAYBE A PERCENTAGE OF THEM WILL TAKE THE INTERVIEW AND LEAVE, DID YOU NOT KNOW? THAT'S A LITTLE WORRYING. START WITH ELIJAH CUMMINGS, HE'S A DEMOCRATIC CONGRESSMAN WHO WENT AND TALKED TO DONALD TRUMP.

I'M GOING TO CHALLENGE YOU, IF YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT, TO TRY TO FIND OUT WHAT THE HELL THIS WORD SALAD IS. HERE'S A DIRECT QUOTE FROM DONALD TRUMP, IN THAT SIDE – IN THAT INTERVIEW ABOUT THE CUMMINGS MEETING. WELL, HE SAID, YOU'LL BE THE BEST PRESIDENT OF, YOU KNOW WHAT? I TAKE THAT TOO, YOU COULD BE, BUT I WOULD ALSO TAKE THE OTHER ONE, IN OTHER WORDS, IF YOU DO YOUR JOB BUT I TAKE THAT, THEN I SAW HIM INTERVIEWED, AND IT WAS LIKE HE WAS NOT EVEN HERE. IT'S INCREDIBLE, I SAW HIM INTERVIEWED AND THEN A WEEK LATER IT WAS LIKE HE WAS NEVER IN MY OFFICE, AND YOU CAN EVEN SAY THAT.

THAT ALMOST MAKES SARAH PALIN SOUND SMART. THEN WE GO INTO A STRANGE AND UNNECESSARY bragging that would be deeply embarrassing, even if someone at work did

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, or at school, etc. HE SAYS, I'M REBUILDING THE MILITARY, WE HAVE GREAT PEOPLE, WE HAVE GREAT THINGS IN PLACE. WE HAVE TREMENDOUS BORDERS. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? DO OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE POOR BORDERS? LOOK AT THEIR BORDER, FUN BORDER, OUR BORDERS ARE NUMBER 1. WE HAVE TO MODIFY OUR BORDERS. I know, many right-wingers don't care. THE PRESIDENT MAKES NO SENSE, WHO CARES? I LIKE HIM, HE'S AN IDIOT BUT I LIKE HIM.

ALRIGHT. THERE'S MORE HERE. "OUR MILITARY ARE VERY PROUD. THEY WERE NOT PROUD AT ALL. THEY HAD THEIR HEADS DOWN, NOW THEY HAVE THEIR HEADS UP." IF OBAMA SPEAKS LIKE THIS THEY WOULD WRITE HIM OUT OF THE CITY. They would say what a buffoon

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guy is. IMAGINE WHAT THEY WOULD SAY. ANYWAY, he goes on to say that he was always informed of how big things are in government. YOU THINK I'M UNDERSTANDING IT, IT'S A HYPERBOLA, RIGHT? THIS IS NOT HYPERBOLE, HERE'S A QUOTE: "WELL, THE ONLY THING I SAID, AND I TELL PEOPLE, I NEVER REALIZED HOW BIG IT WAS." REFERRING TO THE GOVERNMENT AND PRESIDENCY IN THE WHITE HOUSE. "EVERYTHING IS LIKE THIS - " AND THERE'S A LOT OF UNINTELLIGIBLES HERE, BECAUSE PEOPLE CAN'T SAY WHAT THEY'RE SAYING - "EVERYTHING IS LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW, THE ORDERS ARE SO MASSIVE." THEN THE AP IS CONFUSED, THEY'RE LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE ORDERS ARE SO BIG AND EVERYTHING IN THE GOVERNMENT IS HUGE?

WHEN THE TIME CAME TO SEND THE 59 MISSILES INTO SYRIA, BUT WHAT I TELL MYSELF, IT'S MORE THAN 79 MISSILES, THIS IS DEATH WHAT'S INVOLVED, BECAUSE PEOPLE COULD HAVE DIED." YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT WHEN YOU LAUNCH BOMBS, ARE PEOPLE DIE? HE SAYS, "THIS IS A RISK THAT INVOLVES, BECAUSE IF THE MISSILE IS FIRED AND GOES INTO A CITY OR A CIVIL AREA, YOU KNOW, THE SHIPS WERE HUNDREDS OF MILES AWAY, AND IF THIS MICELLE GOES AND LAND IN THE MIDDLE OF A TOWN OR A VILLAGE, EVERY DECISION IS MUCH MORE DIFFICULT THAN WHAT YOU NORMALLY MAKE. THIS INVOLVES DEATH AND LIFE AND SO I DO THINGS." DID YOU NOT BELIEVE THAT THE PRESIDENCY WOULD INVOLVE LIFE OR DEATH DECISIONS?

DID YOU NOT BELIEVE THAT LAUNCHING BOMBS INVOLVED LIFE OR DEATH DECISIONS? DID YOU NOT BELIEVE THAT MISSILES COULD FAIL? THIS HAS ALREADY HAPPENED IN THEIR WAY, BOMBS STOPPED BY US, NOT ONLY WHEN WE BOMBED IN SYRIA, WHEN WE BOMBED ICE, IN HUNDREDS OF COUNTRIES, HUNDREDS OF CIVILIANS HAVE ALREADY DIED LAST WEEK INTERVIEWED BY THE ASSOCIATED PRESS WHO KNEW THAT WHEN YOU LAUNCH BOMBS, THE. PEOPLE DIED? I DIDN'T KNOW, AND HERE IS SO BIG, SO BIG. THIS IS THOUSANDS OF TIMES BIGGER, THE UNITED STATES, THEN THE LARGEST COMPANY IN THE WORLD." WE ALL KNOW. EVERYONE KNOWS IT IN THE COUNTRY, BUT YOU.

THIS IS NOT GOOD GUYS. HE IS GOING TO MAKE DECISIONS ABOUT THE WAR. WE ARE SO FUCKED, WHETHER IT'S SYRIA, NORTH KOREA OR WHATEVER, AND THIS AND THE DECISIONS WITHIN THAT WAR, THE WHOLE WORLD IS FUCKED THEN THEY ASKED HIM ABOUT HIS HUNDRED DAY PLAN. , AND I DON'T MEET ANY OF THOSE. HE SAYS SOME THINGS CAME UP. HE SAYS HE DID IT AND APPEARED TO THE JUDGE FOR THAT PLAN, BUT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS INDICATES THAT HE WAS A PARTY TO THE SUPREME COURT JUDGE. OF HIS 100 PLAN A. HE SAYS: "I DIDN'T WRITE IT NOR HE READ IT." ALMOST EVERYTHING AFFECTS PEOPLE.

EVERYTHING HERE, BUT EVERYTHING THAT IS DONE IN THE GOVERNMENT, INVOLVES HEART; WHILE IN BUSINESS, MOST THINGS DO NOT INVOLVE THE HEART." ARE YOU PROUD OF THAT? OF COURSE, EVERYTHING YOU DO IN BUSINESS AFFECTS HUMAN BEINGS. YES, IN BUSINESS YOU NEED A HEART. IT IS NEEDED HEART TO EXIST AS A HUMAN BEING. BUT LIKE THIS, YOU NEED HEART TO DO BUSINESS, IT'S WHEN YOU CRUSH PEOPLE IN GOVERNMENT, IT TURNS OUT YOU HAVE TO CARE ABOUT PEOPLE. DO YOU THINK I'M EXAGRATING ABOUT THE BUSINESS PART? WHAT IS THAT SWITCH LIKE FOR YOU?" TRUMP, "IN FACT, IN BUSINESS, YOU'RE ACTUALLY BETTER WITHOUT IT." NOW ANNOUNCEMENT HE'S GOING TO CUT TAXES.

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS ASKS: "DO YOU HAVE ANY DETAILS ON THAT IN TERMS OF RATES ?" DONALD TRUMP SAYS IT MAY BE THE BIGGEST TAX WE EVER HAVE. HE DON'T KNOW THE PLAN. IS IT THE BIGGEST TAX CUT? MAYBE YOU SAID IT'S READY? WHAT'S THE RIGHT? YOU DON'T WANT TO ANNOUNCE IT UNTIL WEDNESDAY? He says, YES, BUT IT'S GOING TO BE BIG, IT COULD BE THE BIGGEST EVER, I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW THE NUMBERS. DO YOU THINK THEY ARE GOING TO TRUST ME TO DO POLITICS? NO, THE ESTABLISHMENT REPUBLICANS ARE RUNNING EVERYTHING. I ONLY CARE HOW MUCH MY GOLF COURSES AND HOTELS EARN.

THEN THEY ASK HIM ABOUT THE WALL, AND HE SAYS DRUGS ARE TERRIBLE, BUT IT'S OKAY, "THE WALL WILL STOP DRUGS." THAT'S RIGHT, THE WALL WILL STOP ALL DRUGS. THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S THERE. Okay, great, I'll hold you to that promise. IF YOU ARE, GOD HELP US, RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN FOUR YEARS, AND THE WALL HASN'T STOP ALL DRUGS, CAN I COME AND SAY: Hey, you told us the wall would stop drugs? WHAT A SIMPLETON. WHAT A CHILD. IN FACT, IF THIS WAS YOUR SON, YOU WOULD BE ASHAMED. THE LAST ONE, AND THIS IS ONLY A THIRD OF THE INTERVIEW.

EVERY CORNER IS IN PARIS. THIS IS ABOUT NATO. "SO THEY ASKED ME, WOLF, THEY ASKED ME ABOUT NATO, AND I SAID TWO THINGS. NATO IS OBSOLETE - I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT NATO, NOW I KNOW A LOT ABOUT NATO - NATO IS OBSOLETE, AND I SAID, AND THE REASON WHY THE ONE THAT IS OBSOLETE IS DUE TO THE FACT THAT THEY DON'T FOCUS ON TERRORISM, YOU KNOW? WHEN THEY MADE NATO THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS TERRORISM. YES, OK, WHEN THEY STARTED THERE WAS TERRORISM. IN FACT, TERRORISM HAS DECLINED SINCE THE 70'S. YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT HISTORY WITH THIS GUY.

HE KNOWS NOTHING. HE KNOWS NOTHING. BUT DID YOU LISTEN TO WHAT HE SAID AT THE BEGINNING? I was talking to Wolf Blitzer in an

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and he was asked about NATO, he said, without knowing much about NATO, you're running, you're running for president, NATO is our main alliance AND YOU JUST ADMITTED THAT YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT NATO. WHILE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. AND HE SAID, WELL NOW I FIGURE IT OUT. NOW I KNOW WHAT NATO IS. CONGRATULATIONS LITTLE DONNIE. DID YOU FIND OUT WHAT NATO IS? ARE YOU? AFTER BECOME PRESIDENT? WOW, YOU MUST BE VERY PROUD. THIS jester, THIS CHILD, THIS INCOMPETENT CLOWN OF ALL CLOWNS, IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING AND HE DON'T EVEN REALIZE THAT HE SHOULD KNOW THOSE THINGS. THE DEPTH OF YOUR IGNORANCE COULD CONDEMN US ALL. THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. THIS GUY IS THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT NATO WAS. DID YOU KNOW THAT GOVERNMENT IS BIG? I DIDN'T KNOW. IT TURNS OUT YOU NEED HEART. IT TURNS OUT YOU NEED TO CARE ABOUT PEOPLE. I NEVER CARE ABOUT PEOPLE BEFORE. THE GOVERNMENT IS EVEN BIGGER THAN A BUSINESS, WHO KNOWS? HE SAID BEFORE HEALTH IS COMPLICATED, NO ONE KNEW IT. NORTH KOREA IS COMPLICATED, NOBODY KNEW IT.

NO, DONALD TRUMP, YOU SMOKE, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDN'T KNOW. GOD HELP US ALL. YOUNG TURKS.