The Worst "Viral Videos" with Drew Gooden

department. Drew: "Look, I have to go!" Without closing the door, he simply walks back in. Drew: They just follow him. "No, I have to go!" He goes to the other room. Danny: They're like, "Okay, we'll go!" He says, "NO." Drew: "No! I HAVE TO GO!" Danny: In the end he just goes into his own closet. Danny: And they keep following him to his apartment. Oldest son: They always leave! Woman: How are you going?! This is your place; We came here! Rob: You're right. I have to go. End credit voiceover: ROB! I HAVE TO GO! Drew: Ohh, so that's your thing?

Danny: That's his catchphrase! That's why I love his

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. You always know that no matter what happens, no matter what problems life throws at him, he has to go. Drew: I feel safe with this guy! That's what he was looking for and I found it. Drew: But I guess my concern is that this has to get stale after a while. Drew: He has a lot of followers, they probably don't want to see him do the same thing every time. Danny: Right, that's why he makes

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like this. Drew: Oh, will this be different? Danny: Well, um...

Rob and friend: LOW! DOWN IT! DOWN IT! Danny: I like the music to tell you what's going on. The music says "It's a pregame, a pregame" so you know they are before the game. Drew: But so does the title, so they don't really miss the opportunity to tell me what's going on. Danny: Hmm. #drink, #pregame, #alcohol. Drew: Oh! Danny: Al-chol! Drew, laughing: Al-chol!! Danny: I found your video through #alchol! Drew: Al-chol! Drew: You were the only one! Strange. Danny: Actually, let's see if there's anything else to #alchol. Danny: Oh, there are many. Drew: There's loot. Danny: Too many people don't know how to spell alcohol.

Drew: Well, it's funny that a lot of them are empty bottles, or one of them was empty bottles. Drew: Wait, the same girl twice in a row? Danny: I'm pregnant! #alcohol! Drew: No more alcohol for me! Danny: A lot of alcohol while I'm pregnant! Friend 2: Rob! Rob: Tch! Man, I'm no bitch! Rob: This is just the pre-game. Drew: Yeah, he's not a bitch. Danny: He's not a bitch. He doesn't like spending time with women, or women with children, but he's not a bitch. Drew: He leaves the moment he gets the chance, but he's not a bitch!

Danny: Oh, that drop made a loud noise when it hit his tongue. Drew: Yes. I'm realizing... do you think it all sounds like that? Maybe you're exaggerating, or maybe it's just your perception of noises. Drew: If so, what a scary life to live, walking around, someone closes a door... Drew: Take a little sip. Rob: Oh, I'm a little drunk. Rob: I have to go. Friend 2: Rob! Where are you going? Drew: It just arrived! Danny: It's pregame, they're not even out yet! Drew: They haven't even played or post-played! Rob: Got it! go! Friend 1: But Rob! This is just the pregame, brother!

Danny: He won't say "I have to go" again, do you think? Danny: I've probably said it enough by now. He

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: Yes. I think for one video, he has said it enough. Rob: I have to go. Danny: Okay, well, he... Drew: he said it again, yeah. Danny: Well, it seems like all his other friends are drunk now too. Danny: I think the joke would stick better if... Drew: Nobody was drunk, yeah. Danny: Yeah, except him. But now his other friend is... Drew: He's like an idiot. Danny: Yes. Rob: I have to go. Voiceover for end credits: ROB!

I have to go Danny: ROOOBB!!! Drew: Yeah, in case you weren't aware of my catchphrase, I shout it at the top of my lungs at the end of every video. Drew: Rob! I HAVE TO GO! Danny: Let's see if he has any other good videos. He has a lot of butts on his page, which is really good. Drew: That's hot. Danny: When you were a kid who liked butts? Drew: Like two straight guys? Drew: We love *girls* butts. Danny: girls' butts. Danny: Only girls' butts. Danny: "When Bae is Asian"! Drew: I like that most "when bae" videos are situation specific, but "when bae is Asian" is always true.

Drew: If she's Asian, that always applies. Danny: Stop being Asian, honey! Drew, laughing: When Bae is Asian. Drew: Do you think there's any chance this could be... racist? Danny: I don't think there's much chance this is racist. Drew: Or him having to leave. Danny: Yeah. 0% chance he's racist, 3% chance he has to leave. Drew: 100% chance we're laughing hysterically. Danny: Yeah, 100% comedy chance. Drew: Absolutely. Rob, laughing: Hey, to tell the truth, this is the first time I've dated an Asian. Woman: Ah! Drew: Is there a little progress bar in this video? Danny: Yeah, look, he's counting down until he says he has to go.

Danny: We're only a third of the way there! Drew: I can't wait to hear the "I gotta go"! Danny: I have to get through all this racist shit just to see him say "I have to go"! Drew: Just to see him say his catchphrase! Woman: Really? Rob: Yes. Woman: Really, Robi? Woman: Do you want me to cook you something to eat? Rob: Yeah, sure, I can go get something to eat. Woman: Okay, I got you. Rob: Okay, great. Rob: Hello honey, is everything okay in the kitchen? Woman: Honey, are you hungry? ♪ Ching Chong Chang Chong Ching Chong Bitch ♪ Danny: What the fuck is that song?!

Danny: Okay, you know what? I know Rob is better than this. He's not going to make this whole video racist. Danny: You know what he's going to do... Drew: The Rob I know is better than this! Danny: He'll stop the whole video and do a meta game where he'll say, "This whole concept is racist, I have to go." Danny: Wouldn't that be great? Danny: I don't know...what? So she's cooking the duck? Danny: I'm confused why the duck is wearing an apron. Danny: Is that the duck that cooks? Danny: Asian people. They always let the duck cook!

Drew: Yeah, that's what they do. Danny: I don't want my food to be prepared by a duck! Drew: Of course not. Danny: I want food made by my Asian baby! Rob: I have to go. Woman: Honey, where are you going? Honey! Rob: Got it! go! Woman: Honey, duck is good for you! Drew: I like that the subtitles say "Asian Girl" and for him they say "Rob." Drew: Instead of just saying “girl,” or even just saying the words, he says “Asian girl.” Drew: As we understand it, she's Asian! How many more clues do we need? Danny: That's so you know it's not the duck talking.

Drew: Ohhhh. Then there's a subtitle: Quack Danny, laughing: Then you know the duck isn't saying, "Honey, the duck is good for you." Danny: HONEY! Good for you! Drew: That sounds like something a duck would say. Danny: Also, I don't want to criticize the already racist comedy, but if Chinese people eat ducks, that's not a stereotype! Drew: It's not a cliché. Danny: Yes. Danny: Many cultures eat, for example, duck is something acceptable to eat. Drew: Yes! Danny: Duck is like a delicacy, right? Drew: Yeah, the duck is like... and I haven't tried it, but I hear it's good.

Danny: Yeah. I guess he didn't want the duck to cook the food. Danny: He says, take that apron off that duck. Put it in the oven, I want to eat that duck! Drew: Yes. Also, why does this order of emojis make it look like the duck is coming to his mouth? Danny: So what do you think of this guy? Drew: I think, um... Yeah, I think it's cool! It's changing the game! As far as family comedy goes, it's doing good things. Danny: Look, that's why I like his videos. I feel like every time I make a new video, I have to have an idea.

Drew: A new slogan! Danny: I have to find a way to end this. Danny: He doesn't have to think about any of that! All he has to do is think about one thing and then... Drew: Whenever he's sexist or racist, then he has to go. Drew: It's also very marketing friendly. It's so markable. He has t-shirts that say, "I have to go!" Danny and Drew: I have to go! Danny: He's very smart. I feel like what I'm doing here is a lot of extra work than I need to do. Drew: It's very laborious to think of new things every time.

Danny: Yeah. And my videos are really bad! Drew: They're horrible! Danny: All my videos are bad. Drew: I don't like them! Danny: Yes. All my videos are very bad. Drew: I can't wait to get out of this stupid sweater! Danny: I feel like I should be doing this, and not these shitty comments where I have to be funny all the time. Danny: With different jokes. Drew: I mean, you've never been able to do that anyway. Danny: Yeah, buddy, would you like to help me try something like this, where I can have a tagline or something? Drew: Absolutely!

Danny: I feel like my viewers would really like that. Danny: Every time you click on a video, you know how it's going to end. Drew: You don't really know how it's going to start, but you do know how it's going to end. Danny: Well, you know how it's going to start. You know it's going to start with me and I'm being an idiot. Danny: And then something bad happens to me that I don't quite like. Drew: And you're out. Danny: Well, I still don't know if that's my catchphrase. Drew: True. Danny: Let's figure it out. Drew: We'll figure it out.

Danny: Okay, we'll figure it out. Drew: I have to say that duck is actually one of my favorite foods, I'm not going to lie. Danny: Dude, I love duck! Drew: Yeah, the duck is really good. I don't know why no one thinks it's good. Danny: I would eat it for... Drew and Danny: Every meal! Danny: --if I could. Drew: Yeah. That's so funny. Danny: Wow, what's going on? Danny: What's going on? Danny: Do you want me to help you? Danny: Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude. I do not want to do that! Drew: Yeah, man, I don't think that's working.

Danny: What do you mean? Drew: I don't like that slogan. No one is going to buy a t-shirt that says, "I don't want to do that!" Danny: Do you want me to try a different slogan or...? Drew: Oh yeah. React to this. Drew: Uh... uh, help! Aid! I'm drowning! Danny: Okay, uh, I don't know... Danny: That... that's not my job! Drew: No, not that. I don't think that really works... Drew: Okay, let's try this again. Hey, hey man, do you want to come to my dad's funeral tonight? Danny: Fuck you! Drew: That's really fucked up. Danny: Touch my ass!

Drew: No one would say that! Danny: Hump! Drew: Nobody says things like that, Danny! Danny: Dad's home! Drew: Danny... Drew: I have to go. Danny: What? Drew: Got it! go! Danny: What do you mean? Aren't you going to finish filming this or what? Drew: I have to go! Danny: What do you mean? Drew: I gotta go buddy! Danny: No, buddy, come to... Drew: I got it! Go! Danny: Dude, come back! Drew: Got it. Go! Danny: We're supposed to finish this video! Drew: I have to go! Danny: Draw! Drew: Got it. To go... Danny: Dew!! Drew: I have to go!!!

Danny: DREWWW! Drew: I have to go! Danny: Hello? Drew: I have to go. Danny: Well, I think it went pretty well, right? Drew: I think so too. Danny: Yeah. I think it's just a matter of time before I'm famous on Instagram. Danny: And you by association, I guess. Drew: Yeah, I hope so! Drew: Yeah, but I really have to go, so let's get this over with Danny: Oh, okay Danny: Well, thank you all so much for watching. Danny: If you like Drew, or his face, or his hands, or anything about him, Drew: Anything that belongs to me.

Danny: Go ahead and check out his YouTube channel. It's youtube.com. Drew: And... you'll just find me from there. Danny: Yes. His name is Drew Gooden, it's written like that on the screen. Danny: And if you go to his channel, you'll find his videos. Danny: So, thanks Drew for helping us. Drew: Sure! Danny: Guys, if you're not already a part of Greg, Greg is our family here at YouTube. Danny: It's our fan base, if you want to join Greg, all you have to do is hit the subscribe button and turn on my notifications. Danny: And you'll truly be Greg!

It is the fastest growing channel on YouTube. Drew: Mmm. Don't look for that. It is the fastest growing channel on my website. Danny: Yeah. Have you looked it up? Drew: No. Why should I? Danny: Yes. Drew: I'm a man of my word. Danny: Yes. And I'm also a man of my word. Danny: Thank you Kristen Zianourry for turning on my notifications, you are truly Greg. Drew: Not quite number 1. Danny: If you want to get them, they're on my website at dannygonzalez.store. Danny: Links in description. See you next time with another great video, bye!