The Worst Dating Show on Television Is Falling Apart (The Bachelor)

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Most of the audience that watches The Bachelor expects it to be bad How then can it be so bad the program that disappoints? everyone, jarvis johnson investigate hello, I'm jarvis johnson and this is a manila folder. I know that most people who watch my videos don't watch this weird, weird TV show, so you trust me to tell you about it and for years it's been fun for me to do that, but not this season, not this season was no fun at all, the last time we left the world's most dated TV franchise, the Bachelor was just patting himself on the back for choosing his first 39-year-old, uh, older Bachelorette.

But unfortunately that backfired when she immediately fell for the big, lovable football heartthrob, hallmark, dale. I think it goes without saying that she couldn't be more excited to be here. I made a video about it called Bachelorette Speedrun. What wasn't talked about is what happened after that, which is uh claire and dale galloping off into the sunset like the mythical steed that makes up their names uh clarendale sounds like a horse, it just sounds like a horse and that's funny to me, you just have to deal with it. that and then they brought in tasha who is perfect for picking up the pieces of a heartbroken cast and somehow she did just that because of course she did it, she's tasha, she could do anything.

I didn't make a video about this because there wasn't really anything I could say uh because tasha is perfect bravado congratulations on your engagement so the

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announcement came big announcement from Bachelor Nation this morning the new

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is revealed here and now and for the first time black james first black bachelor I hope I find a clip for this otherwise this is what I'm doing who is this man literally who is Matt James? The bachelor as an institution is nothing more than a formula. A Bachelor contestant goes on to become a Bachelor and then a Bachelorette contestant goes on to become a Bachelor, it's the circle of life, except this time the Bachelor producers decided to upset the natural order and cast Matt James as an outsider and he was fast-tracked to bachelor royalty, a false king, so to speak.

Now Matt was close to being in clear season, but he wasn't and, as they say, close only has horseshoes and hand grenades. Can you guess which one describes math season? It's not horse season, that's for sure. Anyway, something must be special about this. guy, he works with kids, he's had jobs in finance and real estate, uh, he looks like a handsome squidward, he's got that going for him, and he's friends with one of the most popular bachelorette contestants of all time and that's the only thing great and so on. Matt James became the first black bachelor.

Yeah, yeah, I'm glad it finally happened, but I was personally waiting for Mike Johnson. Unfortunately, he's busy stealing my job as State Farms stuntman Jake or maybe he just didn't want to talk to Chris Harrison. As for race, another thing I wanted to talk to you about is the pressure I put on myself simply by being the first black bachelor. In what way perhaps that is for those unfamiliar with this ancient mating ritual? The Bachelor is a game show about marriage in which all of the contestants on The Game Show are woefully unprepared for marriage. Every season of The Bachelor begins with fun and interesting introductions to its eccentric cast of characters, and by fun and interesting I mean silly and unnecessary.

It's lazy in the first episode, the 30 strange women who will be there simultaneously. hanging out with the bachelor they arrive one by one to greet matt uh with something weird the producers told them to do i think you're the best of all time thank you and i hope you also think i'm the ghost so she's a goat i guess she she's also irrelevant so she's more of a sacrificial lamb if you ask me lol she gets eliminated immediately. I hope you remember them. At least someone else shows up brandishing a personal pleasure device. YouTube, don't do it.

Take your hand off the button. Youtube. I didn't tell you the bad words, the torch, no, she didn't believe it or not. Katie here is actually instrumental in dismantling some of the toxic group dynamics in the house, so buzz, buzz, I guess I can't spend much time on these intros, but there's always an obvious villain on the borderline floor in the season, she also introduced here queen victoria being carried here by the subjects of her kingdom uh or as pas or whatever, thank you very much hello anyway, to the main course of the bachelor. a few weeks of cute and vulnerable dates that teach us not only about our star but also about each of our contestants.

Well, instead of focusing on their characters, the producers decide to spend most of their time on small dramas. Someone's life was almost ruined. After all, why would you want to emotionally connect with the contestants when you could just watch Victoria call someone a whore for no reason? I mean, she told me to my face that because I'm a dancer she flat out said I was a slut and you know, she laughed about it afterwards and then played the victim when people said, "Hey, don't do that." I mean, I think it's rude the way you talk to me.

Brittany interrupted me to kiss me with a note on the side of the matte floor. When did toxic become something you? Say when someone does something you don't like Marilyn was my roommate and she likes to cry to manipulate situations and she is totally toxic. Have you talked to her since that happened? I just like to avoid her now because it's so toxic, ugh, Jimmy finished the fruit loops again, it's so toxic after all, why would we want to witness romance when we got to see a girl who's been painted as needy and selfish being attacked by the other girls only for it to be revealed what she's dealing with? with a difficult personal situation, my dad is terminally ill, why make the environment hospitable when you can make it seem like his only option is to leave the show, which is then celebrated by the bad girl from the Avengers, so He went home today, do I want to remind him?

Everyone stay classy, ​​okay, maybe my empathy bone is broken, but regardless of how the situation made her behave, this girl was going through it, she had been the caregiver for her father, who is also terminally ill, and had not been able to contact his family. because of the rules of the program, which is a difficult situation to make sure that everyone here is in that situation, as it is written in the nutritional information of the bachelor, but not everyone is cut out for whatever this program is, she realizes this and chooses to leave the shows up alone and then people celebrate that just feels bad to me, it was so the only person who showed empathy towards this girl, sarah, during this time became so popular that she became the next bachelorette party, where are the bachelorette parties?

Then some new girls arrived. Because the producers were quick, we need to make something else happen or we'll have to start treating our contestants like close people. The main character of the season at this point is less Matt James and more like mean girls and such. Girls won't give up because girls have to stick together, especially when you're bullying other girls. You guys don't know me at all. Do you know anything about Matt? What are you doing? This virus is coming in. She is infecting the entire system. What are you doing here? My God, this has never had such bad people.

The next big drama of the season occurs when the previously irrelevant Anna decides to use her 15 minutes of fame to baselessly claim that one of the new girls is an Escort. There's a rumor because she knows all the rich men in Chicago. that Brittany can be an escort. Wait, you were telling people at home, although now, in Anna's defense, she claims that she received some DMs and now she's taken it upon herself to ruin it. This girl's life and everyone knows that you can't believe everything you see in your direct messages. I just received a direct message saying you should like and subscribe to my YouTube channel.

Okay, that's cool, so first of all, what if someone is a sex worker? but apparently society is not ready for that conversation. Instead, you try to embarrass this woman you don't know and turn everyone against her with this evil smile on your face. Now, in her defense, her official biography says that she. She loves cheese, so that's true, but she also says she's terrified of fish, so she treats other people's business like fish and stays away from it, oh, what do you know? Now it's our catch of the day. Anna finally apologizes for this long after she's been eliminated from the show, but nothing can take away this look of genuine joy she has on her face when she's spreading fake news around the house and this is after Britney, the victim, explains that she doesn't. you can Google his name now without an escort showing up later.

When you Google my name now, the first 20 results are single contestant Bernie Galvin accused of being an escort. That's why we don't spread unfounded rumors and producers. That's why we cut them from TV shows, but Matt James understands, after all, Anna. and brittany are from chicago i got messages from people who knew your ex boyfriends and i like chicago is a small town and chicago is a small town i can't even say it without laughing chicago is the third most populous city in the united states and everything As it continues this drama, Matt James is still apparently trying to find love, I guess he doesn't really do much of anything, he's generally a very inert bachelor, so this has been bad, but it's about to get a lot worse. uh before we get into that, now it's time to get a message from our sponsor.

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Just kidding, it was revealed publicly, so where were we on the show at this point? You can tell if they only have like three episodes. they left, so they eliminated like 10 people at a time around this time, some rumors and finally photos come out of one of the show's favorites, Rachel at an antebellum themed sorority party in Georgia, now before of the war means before the war, what war do you ask the civil? one where everyone was on their best behavior celebrating a period of the American South that was defined by slavery is not a good look to say the least and people were upset now in damage control mode, the bachelor he has to do what he knows best and deploys his leading career expert chris harrison to defend the behavior of his incredibly favorite chris harrison weaves a beautiful apology and everyone forgives rachel and the bachelor was able to continue without anyone having a single problem, so So anyway, with that out of the way, it's time to focus on Hometowns.

I can't wait to see what happens when the parents meet Matt and whether they accept him or not. Oh no, I was lying before and it was a complete and utter disaster. Let's go back in time and see what happens when you become cybernetically enhanced. church usher chris harrison tries to defend rachel against another rachel rachel lindsay the first black bachelorette this should be bad for those of you who are confused there are two rachels but you can tell them

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because this rachel spells her name with an extra a the a it means antebellum dingdong ah you hear that bell that sound means a white man is about to explain race to a black woman uh oh fun fact we call that bell antebellum what do you think about rachel curcanell and the accusations attached to it ? a couple things first and foremost, I don't know, I haven't talked to Rachel about it, whetherWhether or not you talked to Rachel about it, you should think a little bit, like, I don't know, it looks bad, that's right.

Maybe the first thing that should come to mind, Rachel, is looking good in 2018 or not looking good in 2021. Why are you talking about 2018 like it's 1776? In my time we had to be racist uphill both ways. school because they are the greatest of all time she is celebrating the old south so if she went to that party what would she represent at that party? No I don't disagree with you, you are 100 years old in 2021. that wasn't the case in 2018 no, chris harrison what rachel is saying here is that it would be weird if she went to this party in 2018 because everyone else is screwing the slave owners I'm not defending rachel I just know I don't know 50 Million people did that in 2018.

Oh everyone was doing it in defense. To be honest, I tapped in a minute when I was watching this earlier, um, so yeah, we're done here, so now we have two hot singles. Water Rachel and her frat brother aged 30 years by Ai Chris Harrison and it's time to return to the show, but not before Rachel Lindsay gets harassed off Instagram for calmly explaining to Chris.harrison why his logic was bad, I'm honestly exhausted no one deserves to be harassed and sent hate messages not rachel lindsay not rachel gerconnell not chris harrison but you can criticize someone's actions without intimi

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them uh and rachel lindsay did nothing wrong and it's nice It's frustrating that the two people who ended up deactivating accounts and deleting posts as a result of this were Matt James and Rachel Lindsay.

The optics of that alone should speak to the type of harassment that, like these people, is receiving the question in my head. The producers know about Rachel Connell's past before casting her because this wouldn't be the first time someone with a questionable history was cast on the show just for the ratings. Also, I'm pretty sure Hannah Brown had a photo of her too. at a pre-war party and she just erased it and there was no drama so I feel like there are better ways to handle this by all parties so now America comes back to finish the rest of the season knowing that .

The pre-war girl is the favorite of singles. Now there are three contestants left, but what do we know? How do we know one well? I've never seen Chris Harrison take a risk for the countless other single contestants who have struggled and come out. two matt james has a horrible game i'm

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in love with you thanks for sharing that with me i don't even know where to start with this but matt is very robotic when it comes to interacting with the contestants every time one of the women tells him to leave They are

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in love with him or have feelings for him and he doesn't feel it, he responds with thank you for sharing which is very, very impersonal, thank you for sharing that with me too and this has no bearing on anything. but he kisses with his eyes open, closes his eyes, matt, oh, i was wrong before, matt is actually between four people, no, I don't think you're my person, I don't know, okay, so matt is between three people, it's no big deal. to do with you and who you are now and everything to do with what my heart is leading me tragic, by the way, I'm single, so it all depends on two people, Michelle, a school teacher with adorable children who ask hard-hitting questions , it's you?

I'm going to marry her, Matt responds like a politician, we are in the process of working it out and I can't give you a definitive answer yet and of course our queen of controversy, Lady Antebellum or Lady Rachel, these two may know Matt . By the way, the Matt family was raised by a single mother, so she's there along with Matt's brother, who is the best interviewer I've ever seen. How many serious relationships would you say you've had? What qualities do you see in mathematics? I ever experienced true love before. I want to see him moderate the next presidential debate.

Matt's father has been out of the picture his entire life, but for some reason they made him come on the show to clear things up with Matt. I don't know who. idea this was, I just know it was bad, it was a bad idea and this kind of conversation no one should see, what could they hope to accomplish in a 10 minute segment on a

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game show? All I know is that this made me feel very uncomfortable, especially as someone who doesn't know his own father lol. Michelle talks to Matt's mom and she's perfect, but Rachel tells her that she feels divine at Wendy's tonight or whatever and she said they are. both crying, that secures her place as the winner as far as I'm concerned, but no one gave Michelle the note that Matt had fallen in love with Rachel a long time ago, so they made him custom t-shirts that said Mr. and mrs. james and gave them to matt and then he says thank you and breaks up with her immediately michelle doesn't deserve this she becomes the next bachelorette where the bachelorette there are also two there are two next bachelorette parties where the bachelorette what should come next is the proposal but at some point Matt's mom tells Matt that love doesn't exist and he says oh word um and that's why he can't propose marriage since the elders intended for the host of droid 3000 to exhibit zero empathy here by the way, oh Oh my god, I can't get it out of my brain what I saw on my mom's face when she said feelings fade and what that meant to me and what it means to my mom that he still gets engaged to Rachel and then they walk away. into the sunset happily ever after until 30 seconds later when the after show airs so it's the after show and chris harrison has been replaced his physical form anyway you can hear his voice announcing his replacement as if to mock us about his eventual return later tonight emanuel acho dives into the shocking conclusion to matt's journey, you heard that correctly in this episode of the bachelor is hosted by emmanuel acho in his skimpy suit acho is a former nfl player host and author on his skimpy suit here's the skimpy suit yes, he's manu lacho is here to have awkward conversations with a black man who happens to be the title of his book Matt and Emanuel spent some time discussing the pressures of being the first black bachelor and I'm glad I'm not having this conversation with Chris Harrison because that's what they did the first time they discussed the pressures as a black man to make white people comfortable with his blackness, which I understand, I mean, I thought a lot of that way in my youth, but it's a little frustrating because I really don't think it's the responsibility of black people to make themselves presentable to a white person for acceptance.

Plus, undergrad is a very strange place to have these conversations. All of this has a great, special after-school energy. We find out that Matt broke up with Rachel because they come from different life experiences and he didn't want to be the one who had to teach her what it's like to be black in America, which is understandable. I mean, I can say that from personal experience we took Michelle out and found out that Matt did her dirty at the end of the relationship by not giving her You know, it's time for some closure, uh, or an explanation of any kind, which is really bad. when you consider that now she has an explanation and two personalized t-shirts, justice for Michelle and it's time for Rachel to come out and for her to explain that she didn't think. of the photo as more than just some friends at a party until people started talking about it online and that made her know why people were upset because I guess there are some people online who call Rachel racist and those things, Emmanuel.

Acho decides to distinguish between racist behavior and racially insensitive behavior, but to be clear that delineation doesn't really matter if you're on the receiving end of the behavior, it doesn't matter what the intention was if it hurts someone, but I guess now we're trying to do make Rachel feel good about herself or something. I think Rachel is a bad person deep down because of her actions when she was in college. No, of course not. I think Matt was good in it. his right to end the relationship, yes, it's telling that after this, Matt had to delete all of his Instagram posts due to the harassment he was receiving, which should be a lesson to the producers about the impact of his actions and how they set up the program. creating and introducing people on the show and I don't know, it always feels like the producers are pulling these strings that put the contestants in very difficult situations for drama, but at the end of the day it's not even good

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like The Season it was shit, the producers here need to take responsibility for the roles they had in this, but you know that will ever happen, even if they broke up or whatever, they were seen together recently, Rachel and Matt, like that.

Everybody calm down, so, um, I did feel weird joking about some of these heavy topics, but the show goes into this extreme shift in tone from talking about these very difficult racial topics to announcing the upcoming new bachelorette party as a commercial break. Sorry things ended this way but good luck to both of you on your future travels obviously it's been a very emotional night but when we get back we'll try to turn the corner here uh and it's very strange get ready for a nation of singles curve. See you soon, we have two new bachelorette parties coming up so that's great, congratulations to Katie and Michelle.

Also, Tasha is going to be one of the hosts of the season, so I'm excited about that and that's because of Chris Harrison. He won't be the host of the next seasons, eh, but he is still an executive producer of the show. He still feels like he is involved behind the scenes and is just waiting for his eventual return, so in conclusion, the production is bad. The show is bad, I didn't have a good time watching this, this will probably be the last time I talk about this show, uh, because it's just not worth the investment, playing with people's lives for entertainment has gone too far and there is other ways. to make TV interesting and this is not like that, uh, that's it, thanks to Pillow mangonyane for messaging me on Instagram.

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