The Ultimate Flash Game Tier List

hello again, welcome back to

flash

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s, a great relic of the 2000s, today we're going to rank them in a

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to determine which

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s are actually the best and which are objectively the most fucking garbage. If you were like me when I was a kid, then you probably spent a lot of time on many different websites playing

flash

games. I have good memories of places like congregate nitrome. Great math games, each of which had its own personal identity and catalog of games, some good, some bad, and some just a little strange. Today we're going to be playing these games and pitting them against each other to determine which one is truly the best, as you may have heard Adobe will be dropping support for Flash Player at the end of the year so I thought I'd make this video before this part of our story. is deleted please note that this

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is 100 objective facts and you can't argue with them anyway lets begin we will begin our journey with deterrence because as we all know low level mediocrity is much worse than abject failure we begin our trip with a real Classic locked oars is probably a good game, but just put this game, it really puts into perspective the few functional brain cells I have.

Yeah, sure the game is probably good, but oh my gosh, just get in the hole where you have to roll this kind of rectangular prism. This hole here doesn't fit horizontally so you have to roll it vertically buddy just go in, each level gets harder and every minute I spend here lowers my IQ by several points. Dtr trash, don't ever talk to me again. okay, we move on, we have trouble with bubbles, wait, fight with bubbles, okay, shoot bubbles, bubble split into two more bubbles, shoot more bubbles, exciting once again, I find myself completely unable to predict the path of a bouncing bubble, the first few levels are easy enough, but this game also features a two-player mode designed to instill as much hatred towards your fellow humans as possible.

This game sucks. Get out of here half the price. We have an interactive friend. This game is strange. It's the only game I know that allows you to attack brutally. Former President George W Bush This guy is our interactive friend who we can tickle, sing my song on the radio and then set him on fire, throw babies at him and nuke him. This game appeals to the sadistic masochist buried deep within us. In every child's mind, like any classic CIA interrogation, there is actually no end goal, of course, if you consider buying more powerful fun tools, then there is one to get items and weapons, you need money which is earned by throwing repeatedly bowling balls to the poor man's house. head, we can also use this money to dress our interactive friend as different people, like the teletubby democrat republican guerrilla, who is Tom.

The game also features different modes like uh blood and gore, what the strange dtr cut the rope. I have played this game. a lot, not cool, you cut a rope and feed this boring little bludger the central link payment from it. Wonderful, it's a little satisfying to get the thing to get three stars, but it's really boring, dtr, go away, quickly move to the seat, here we have Docklife, this game is played. like a loan to fly but worse in almost every way, they made four of these and they all play more or less the same, you get your duck to train him to become an elite crossfit athlete and then compete against other ducks .

My strategy in this game is pretty much Just make your duck a literal supersonic jet for the flying event and nothing else in all other events. Yes, sure the other ducks will get the head start, but their flight will be so dominant that they will still lose. I'm going to go ahead and take this on. The measurement here is meters which means our duck at top speed can go one kilometer per second, then feed your duck the most powerful anabolic steroids money can buy and make it run now watch here how our duck starts losing slowly our initial advantage over the other ducks.

In the race, the other ducks reach the cliff first, they jump off and start flying, our duck arrives and jumps off the cliff and absolutely smokes these other commoners. easy c level c is for quark, next we have pamloda extreme, you play as this liquid. boy, cool game but very simple, the controls are literally three buttons, just hold the right arrow and press up every now and then you start in pamplana espana running away from a bull, then you go to holland or germany and run away from women, stay safe king, then you Get two out of three options, just don't choose Switzerland and you'll be good, seriously, the ski guy doesn't waste time once you've been chased across the country of France, in 40 seconds you arrive to Sweden, where this haunts you. fat guy through a bathhouse to escape from the bathhouse you must use the fat guys around you and launch yourself to the upper floors after bouncing off the Swedish population you return to Spain and run back to the stadium with the ball chasing level c simple and well, next we have heli attack three, you play as this guy who spends his days shooting down helicopters with pistol grenades and many wacky, awesome weapons, occasionally the helicopters drop said weapons so you can take down better to the other helicopters with each level.

A quota that you must meet once you destroy the local rotary wing airspace, you move to the next level. The next level has stronger helicopters for you to destroy. Once you reach the final level you don't win, you enter endless mode which gets boring. pretty fast, ah yes, the first commando game, this game is insanely difficult, you have three lives to beat the entire game. You play as a British World War II commando tasked with single-handedly destroying the entire German army. You can shoot in exactly two. direct forward and up directions the game also has pretty terrible input lag the health backups are very far apart some of the platforms are just rude and you only get three lives oh my god that's why I couldn't finish the game despite Playing it for a couple of hours, aside from the hard difficulty, the game is quite fun when you encounter a tank.

I would recommend using grenades like this nice seat. Starting with level B, we've run two, a true staple of cool math. game universe in this game you play as a faceless gray mass wearing roller skates that runs, runs and keeps running, yes, what you are running from, we don't know, but we can only speculate, finishing each level is actually quite easy, the difficulty in This game is By collecting these yellow points, there is one per level and they usually require some brain activation to obtain. I'll be honest, I never played this one much, but it's still pretty decent, but learn to fly one, the first game in the learn to fly trilogy, now these. the games are pogba, you play as this penguin who gets an epic troller dropped by a wikipedia article that says pigments are flightless birds, our walking protagonist then cashes in on someone's investment and takes flight with the help of a specially designed penguin launch once again i have to say this game is pog to upgrade your equipment you have to earn money to earn money you need to fly for a long time at high altitude and high speed at the end of the game you get a fast glider and a big rocket and You take off alone into the distance to crash into a giant iceberg that was somehow out of sight permanently paralyzing our penguin from the neck down epic series decent game level b Next we throw the turtle the best total cruelty simulator on the market that It's eerie you get a cannon and a slingshot and you have to send this poor turtle as far away as possible, just like in the London Fly series you earn money to get upgrades.

These upgrades are then used to go further, earn more money, and purchase more upgrades. Now I spent about an hour and a half trying to complete it. This game before I realized it never really ends once you unlock the best stuff, there is nothing else to do and the game gets boring but it's still fun, although B

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tanks are a classic multiplayer experience, bring together to your friends and complain loudly about the shitty game design. air raid guys new guys hot shower guys very good btr tanks off the rails very solid game about two hats with cacti crossing the Mexican desert in a manual railway car good soundtrack good art and animations and the cacti go very well the Next up we have the shopping cart hero, you play as this guy who repeatedly throws a shopping cart off a cliff to get the cloud.

You can earn this influence to buy jet engines, afterburners, and friends to throw them off the cliff for the most influence. You must perform tricks in a sequence something like tony hawk very nice beetier skywire 2 is not the most famous game out there but it is certainly good, you are a cable car that needs to take these little tic tac guys to the end of each level, presumably on some morning commute each morning. mistake you make one of the tic tac is ejected and sent to a watery demise the music is solid the level design and art are really good the game is just good except for these purple ones that can disappear from level b finally dad games all in general, because they are pretty much the same game for this video, I played dad's pizzeria, which involves creating and poisoning pizzas to deliver to unsuspecting customers, you take their order and god knows what that is in a pattern specific, you throw the pizza into Bake for a specific period of time and then cut it and give it to them.

The difficulty comes with more customers and more orders you can mix with. I'm really a multitasker so I find this game mentally challenging. Hello, but good games. welcome to a level from here on we get what is known as the user zone for games that make you go oh yes our first year of the video is Age of War this game is a true classic and its music is the one I used In the introduction. The game takes place on a 2D battlefield where soldiers line up patiently and wait their turn to hit each other. You have a base and the enemy has a base to win.

You simply destroy the base of it. The game has three types of units to choose from by age. and you can level up your base to create stronger ones to improve the game and win easily. I recommend abusing the pause mechanic, it resets all animations for all characters on screen, meaning if you have a ranged unit it can shoot something pretty stupid. the race would recommend aytia final ninja zero another one, oh yes you play as this ninja who needs to run towards an elevator in each level to win, you can run, jump, slide and jump off walls, turn invisible for a stealth and stealth time, throw a lot of shurikens at the bad guys and they also use shurikens as a grappling hook, very fun and pretty good, a tear, you run, you jump, sometimes you jump off walls, sometimes you jump into mines and sometimes you misjudge how high that one is outgoing, that's the epic game to beat you.

You have to reach this thing that opens this door and then run towards said door. These yellow squares increase the time you have to do each series of levels in total. There are something like 500 levels, which is quite complicated. Good job. Stick war. This game is played as old. Of war, if it were a campaign instead of a single battle, you draw resources to create units and have those units go and hit the enemies. Completing levels allows you to upgrade your existing units and sometimes access completely new ones to win, smash the enemy statue. At the other end of the map, the game becomes increasingly difficult as more mechanics and units are introduced.

My advice for a pro player would be to buy a lot of archers and use these mages, they can spawn these little suckers at a very high rate as the archers go. very good to learn to fly three our penguin returns once again not to conquer atmospheric flight but to go further and reach the moon this game is very similar to learning to fly one but instead of going up sideways there are surprisingly some factors that determine the height of your flight the capsule that you use the rockets you have access to the side thrusters that you place the weight of the system and the initial explosive that you use anyway yes, good game, a level, ah yes, a true classic Bloons Tower Defense Four, this game does it all. a tower defense game can do it well, the objective is extremely simple, prevent the hordes of balloons from reaching the end, to do this you must place monkeys that throw darts, monkeys that throw boomerang, cruise missile launchers, monkeys, monkeys lane, etc., thisgame is great for Fat Cat, another. game from the best flash gaming site out there, Nitrome, you play as two characters at the same time, this little owl with the mouse and this big old guy flying with the keyboard to win, just get the big boy to the end of each level without dying. the owl can shoot this machine gun and the cat has a giant laser that he can use like any nitram game, the graphics and sound design are really good, everything feels satisfying and the overall game is kinda well done, nitromo, a tear, we're done. with a level to officially stir up the big zone, starting at a higher level, we have happy wheels, do I ever need to explain this?

You play as a diverse cast of worn out characters going through levels, there is somewhat realistic physics and each character in the game can be exploded into several small pieces the game is very open with literally millions of levels available to choose from from the level browser. Well, there are an almost infinite number of ways your poor character can eat dirt. My personal favorites would be getting shot repeatedly. in the head with crossbow harpoons and this giant thing combined, ester motherlode, this game is really one of the best and most deserving of the title of big boy.

You play as this mining thing that needs to go down and collect valuable resources. The game starts. with our good friend Mr. Nut giving us a briefing on what we are supposed to do here, like in the video, if you show unconditional support and admiration for Mr. Nuts, this landing craft will drop you off on the surface of Mars As The Highly Paid Miner, Mr. Nadas, informs us that things have been a little weird around here lately, so he's willing to pay a premium for miners like us to come down and dig, the deeper you dig, the more resources valuables you will find, even things like ancient religious objects.

Martian artifacts and fossils can be found. You also receive radio transmissions from other people, presumably miners, and the deeper you go, the stranger they become. Mining and selling minerals gives you cash to spend within three shops, equipment upgrades, and fuel. I highly recommend upgrading your fuel tank to a higher capacity because it runs out exceptionally quickly once you've dug down to 4000 feet things start to get pretty weird radio communications are rarer there's a lot of impenetrable rocks and pockets of lava and sometimes dirt it just explodes and kills you instantly epic beyond 5000 feet it's too dangerous to use the drill and explosives must be used to extract dirt at six thousand feet the altimeter gets weird and doesn't tell you how deep you've gone but you keep digging until find the bottom once at the bottom you enter a giant cavern and who else to greet you down there, but the trustworthy and admirable mad lord his name backwards is satan hmm so naturally you hit him with the soldering iron oh, it's mega satan once again you hit it with them very good game commando ester the first shooting game I played properly as a kid, you play like the same guy from the first game, except it is borrowed to shoot at angles other than 90 degrees.

Whatever the first game did wrong, this game did right. There are four levels, each with three levels of difficulty. You get nine lives to complete the game, which may seem like a lot more than a command, but it's actually still pretty low, especially considering how difficult the later levels are. This time, our boy has been sent to the Pacific theater to destroy the entire Japanese empire. army, including whatever, this is this kung fu with a warrior guy, a giant flying crab and this samurai rocket. Do I need to say more? There are many more weapons in the first game and you can organize them in a loadout, which means you can carry more than one gun amazing great music great art and animations great backgrounds great game direct learn to fly too now this game is not just pog, ha gone further and achieved an important problem our brave penguin returns with an objective destroy the giant iceberg in which he flew in the first To make this game, the penguin has had the help of this doll vaguely shaped like a penguin to use it as a hypersonic missile with high-power nuclear weapons.

Once again, our penguin has collected money from a mysterious investor and is using it in his ICBP program. In order for the penguin to raise money, we must fly for an extended period at high speed and high altitude while destroying as many natural landmarks as possible. There is a snowman. A mountain with a pile of snow. A small iceberg. And finally, the wall to destroy it effectively. I would recommend placing a nuclear warhead. to our brave penguin and shoot them from the distance epic ester the best of the series incredible game stellar work incredible how they keep doing this raft war the premiere shoot people from rafts into a shark infested water little and thin tim here find this big old diamond while digging in the sand of a local beach, a story is published in the newspaper that incites a group of different people to try to take the treasure you have pirates vikings gang members your neighbors these racially ambiguous men and whatever they are These nice guys naturally shoot them repeatedly with tennis balls until they fall into the water and drown in the final level.

Your other neighbors have tied your parents to a tree who need to be rescued. You drown the remaining neighbors and rescue your parents to save the day, but. Then, unfortunately, your parents are evil and want the treasure too, so you drown them. Very well done, everyone you know is dead, but at least you have the bread, estear, bloons, tower defense 5. Remember how I said btd4 did everything right, this game does everything even. Rather, it adds a ton of features, many new towers, multiple upgrade paths to choose from each tower's abilities, the monkey bank, etc. During my recording session for this game, I got a little past the 100th round, which feels more like a PowerPoint presentation than an actual game.

Very good. this game is pretty big so i can't really do it justice in this video just trust me it's a great game ester age of war 2 similar to the first game but better in every way it starts in the caveman era and you should advance to higher ages to acquire better units, stronger abilities and more worn out tactics the ages are ordered a bit strangely first we have pretty fair cavemen then it's the spartan era ok yeah that's like 1000 BC. C., understandable later, the era of ancient Egypt, 4000 BC. C. oh yeah, then fast forward 5000 years to medieval times, which is full of fairies, then we get the renaissance sword, the man wields the sword like no one else does, the rifleman won't hesitate to use his musket to teach a lesson, then come on, the infantry soldier of the modern era will perform advanced combat. tactical grenade soldier will rather explode your mind wow and finally the future era now I will demonstrate how to win this game on the highest difficulty first of all understand that the only way to earn money and xp is to kill enemies, this means that if we want to maximize the profits, we need to spend the least amount of money possible for each kill we get in this job.

We use the 9 million Chicken Smacker. The Chicken Smacker fires eggs at very high speed at enemy combatants, dealing considerable damage for a relatively low cost. Then we wait until they are in range before spawning our own guys. Using this tactic, we can reliably make more money per unit than if there were no chicken coop at all. Continue this until you reach the Egyptian era where you spawn as many priests as you physically can. If possible, be sure to upgrade both his damage and range once the audio starts clipping. You know you're doing it right. From this point on you will most likely have a pretty strong lead and can just generate range units until you gain a nice ester.

Well, that's it, so the Best and Worst Flash Games of My Childhood, wait a minute, what about Poutier? Surely there is something that belongs down, so it is that I can finally leave no god, is that, what not, you missed a tear, what you missed the theodomes, oh, this one here, yes. well i don't know any game that goes there sit still look this is that oh my god obama alien defense hello gentlemen thank you for watching this horrible mess when i sat down to write this i thought damn that the last video was quite long. make a short one that worked well.

I would like to thank everyone for being patient with my incredibly slow upload schedule. The next video should be ksp so hold on I realize I haven't been streaming much but I definitely will. Get back to that routine for the next video, so stay tuned. I'd also like to extend a shout out to these guys who hit the join button and became extraordinary beans. Everyone is quite angry, as some of you will know that the discord was permanent. removed for violating Discord's terms of service, which I consider an achievement. Honestly I haven't used it much so for now it will remain removed until I discover a use case so don't join the discord because there is no discord have a nice day and remember to give me all your pocket money with nothing to change goodbye