The Ultimate Commentary Video (w/ Kurtis Conner and Danny Gonzalez)

What's up Greg? What's up Greg Greg? That's Danny's thing, that's my thing, well buddy, we're in beautiful New York City as part of our tour, we're in the Big Apple, we're inside a gigantic apple, it's a sweet, sweet fruit that just can. He may have helped us please finish, yeah that's what we're dealing with now but we thought while we're on tour we should make some

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s together and what better way to do that than by making a

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together. and today I want to talk about trailers for weird movies I've been watching lately, so let's start with the first one.

This went viral on Twitter. You know, that really, really tall girl you go to school with? Maybe you want to? Yes Yes. Sure, sure, I get you, let's face Jodi here, the tall girl, let's be real, hey, you have to accept the fact that you're the tall girl, it's disgusting, you get scared, how dare you do that? How short is this guy? They make it. He looks so weirdly tall this guy is actually like 3 foot 9 looking at that how tall do you think he is like 6 7 7 foot like 7 feet tall? A huge one, the table ends at his knees.

A small problem, they probably make it look bigger, but. then her friend says she's 73 inches tall, she's 6 foot 1 and she's like Toland and it's like oh you're free when he's over 6 feet. I mean, I'm sure it's a little hard being that tall, it's not like she's 7 feet tall. tall if she was like 8 feet tall and it was that the movie was about how her medical problems are right and I'll die at 20 like most of the monstrously tall T exactly that would be cool no she's 6 foot 1, she will leave him. you lose it, you're going to die next year little sister, that's me, we're going to work and all the movies about her getting shorter hint at a makeover scene, but how do you change someone who's too tall to Is it a movie about a very tall girl?

If you had to guess what you think movies call tall girls, how do you know that's what tall girls are called? The movies are called tall girls. Yes, it's a movie about a tall girl and they said we should call her tall girl after seeing what she wore. I think I feel like it's been a good year with bad movie trailers. There was the Sonic the Hedgehog thing that I already got over because he was so ugly. There was the trailer for the movie about the cats that everyone was scared of because they were so ugly.

Yes there is a tall girl that everyone in the movie is scared of because she is so ugly so I wanted to see some other weird movie trailers and I asked them to send me some so this is a Christian movie and it looks like a normal Christian . movie when it starts, but there's a pretty big twist halfway through that I'm excited for you guys to see, okay, the C means Christ, or so you guys don't know what the C means yet. I just wanted to dance and hang out. out dad now all this oh the C means dad no dad I dance dad no, that's a good assumption, but no, not at all you see mom no, unfortunately she is in advanced stages and the treatments are not going to help.

I'm sorry you looked. To me, I know this sounds gratuitous, but it says that God has chosen you and if that's the truth, this is going to piss the devil off, it's Star Wars language, talking like a jawa, yeah, so weird like you think that He goes in one direction and then he says. I'm just not sure how the devil is going to get through and then the devil shows that boom this will keep changing tone throughout the trailer which was like I don't know what my little gang of elves is and she's also referencing the Bible , I seem to remember.

The snake disguised as a dove is that guy dressed as a dove he is clearly the devil strange dance that shines through the darkness so do you think she is going to dance the devil to death? Here's another one that looks normal but has some kind of problem, a growing problem. I don't understand, do you prefer cloth diapers or disposable ones? I promise I will come up with it and she will speak in different ways. Yeah, I'm just saying we're going to need a couple of bottles. She thinks of something quickly. Hey, I need someone to help me.

I volunteered to do my experiment on your uncle, who is Mary Poppins, but he is unpleasant because he just has a normal voice, my most extraordinary lord, he is having a baby, no, uncle, theists, you said you could never pay me for my experiment, that's right, I know how you can pay me, wait until you hear this, it's perfect, okay, I won't have any problem hiding ten pounds and then when school ends for the summer, this movie is about a boy who assumes pregnancy on your own. girlfriend, you've done this procedure before, right, it's a monkey, this is like I forgot to tell you that's the only problem, we've done this experiment before on a monkey, yeah, they came out of memory, so We thought it would be a human.

He has the feeling that he is a monkey, yes, so far, too much cord. Could it be that you really have no idea? I know you're a big fan of Neil's brain. This one is for you. My name is Kate. I have an identical twin brother, Kale, both of them. wear the same clothes virtual reality the corrupted version an unlimited digital universe universe let's have a drink let's have a drink I'll just meet here data I miss my brother he's just looking at his face this is that I miss my brother not the conversation who am I what am i how did i get this beer why does it look so good i know if you just downloaded an explosion sound effect and you believe things that you wouldn't normally believe are just this is sir, the whole thing about your great movies is that you have so many ideas and things what he wants to do in the film and you will say yes to everything, you will put everything into it.

That was the longest movie trailer I've ever seen, it was four minutes long, and yet I knew absolutely nothing about the movie. I know there are explosions, yes, and they are good. An explosion will happen. I will be here. You like me? That was just for you. I liked it, big Neil Breen fan and I liked it. Don't worry Danny I have something you might like remember you made that video I got the B movie yeah yeah so here's another movie about bees oh cool I made that video because I like bees was it just one video or not all? video I saw you like this these were the pimples I think well, Danny wanted to help people, he really thought he was doing well, that's why I sent my research assistant to a private facility in the Caribbean a few weeks ago, you're the guy new.

Hey, I guess I am, that's what I tell everyone I know, so you're the new kid. Uh, well, I know something important, so an investigation team. I just think you guys need proper motivation and we are here to fix it. I need results by next week, Louis, I don't need a hive of super Bs. I mean, these guys aren't innate. Oh, these guys look good, they could be porn actors. Yes, this is not necessarily porn, but they are tired of doing good. Things have been bad since you came here, you brought death with you, so I'm going to die just like you sent me, these students are going to die, so how come you keep cutting before?

Yeah, there's like a plot going on and then it keeps you going to That Guy, I mean, I don't know, you're the bee expert, you tell me he's going to do what they say, they're describing the action of the movie. I saw this trend. I thought Danny just wanted to be more of a man. stroking Mindy I played this just for you you're not even happy I'm confused let us in the house we said goodbye so yeah I called brain for you gay porn be someone else sent me one for a movie called goobie so I've never heard of this movie I guess it came out in 2009 although it definitely seems like it was made in the 80s, a family film about a boy with a very active imagination to whom something extraordinary is about to happen, he is about to meet the most ferocious monster of anyone who grabs something, he is about to encounter the fiercest monster of all, a terrifying life-size bear with the voice of Shrek, oh my god.

You would definitely think this is a horror movie, just stuff for it, so here is one of the reviews, a perfect family movie. from a video views point or if I were to try to do a review for my movie and form an organization, it would be from I would come up with the name video views or and the website and this is the first website we're on. reviews archives my essays who worked in watching videos no longer works there but if you click on the Popeyes Facebook page a movie for the whole family five out of five for every childhood once upon a time there is an adventure and a friend who makes it all come true for Willy, that time is now and that friend is good, the time is now and that friend is the fools Coltrane Robbie Coltrane, who plays Hagrid, yes, Harry Potter and nothing was done in between, like when they were still making the Harry Potter movie.

Yes, he must have had a lot of money by now, yes, Gene Levy: there has been a lot of things, why is he in this movie? Yeah, it's not like you were desperate for work, he was in one of the most popular film franchises of all time. Do you think he postponed filming a Harry Potter movie? They could be on Google. Well, this movie probably made a lot of money because he was in it, yeah, yeah. I mean, he probably made a lot of money. I'm sorry this movie made $3,000. The budget was. 625 million each studio needs a failure failure is nonsense of all this I'm curious to see this movie in full we have a lot of time on tour maybe we should watch this movie with each other on the bus yes I think I would only do it If the people at home gives us a big thumbs up for this video, yeah big thumbs up, maybe we'll watch the whole Goobie movie, make an old Goobie video about it and then we can see what this Goobie thing is back in the day.

So smash that like button if you want to see that like button like those guys were smashing each other yeah they were nozbe oh guys I just remember I've been away from home for a while if there's anything I missed besides from my wife. and cat, it's a homemade meal. I mean, don't get me wrong, eating Cheetos on a bus is cool, no, but I miss vegetables. Fortunately, Hellofresh is here to save the day. Meals are delivered straight to your door every week and you. You can make them all in about 30 minutes, even if you don't know how to cook like I do.

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We called you about 30 times. Your cameras have been recording this whole time. Oh damn, you're going to have to edit out like three hours of us sitting on our phones and kissing or just. sitting here sitting on our phones on our phones on our phones I think times were passing in this video thanks to Hella Fresh for sponsoring it if you want to see us on tour we're still doing a lot of shows it's been really cool to see you all came and you guys saw us yeah yeah the shows have been a lot of fun so they've been a lot of fun and we hope that if there's a show that they help you come and I always say that everyone should see it. a show every now and then and for you that time is now and that show is good so let's go watch goobie and see you next time my friend okay.