The Try Guys Crash Test A New Roller Coaster

ALL: Oh, AHHHH! NED/KEITH: Oh my God! ZACH: I love you

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! EUGENIO: This is the worst. Why is it like this? My God. This seems crazy! Why are we like this? ZACH: Oh my God! ALL: Oh no, oh no! Oh Lord! Oh no! *collective screams* *upbeat intro music* NED: We're here at the world famous Knott's Berry Farm. KEITH: Today we rode the steepest

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in California. It's called Hang Time. ZACH: California's first and only diving

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. MAN: 150 feet tall, five inversions total, 57 miles per hour. So we're rocking through this. KEITH: It'll be fun. What fun?

Berry fun. VICKY: It allows your heart rate to increase and prepares you to endure what you're going to endure. *laughs* EUGENE: Or run away. VICKY: Or run away. NED: This is exciting. I have slept four hours every day for the last month. Today... is dad's big day off. Oh man! ZACH: I grew up hating

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coasters, so I avoided them for ten years. Beautiful Keith made me go on a roller coaster two years ago for the first time and now I'm a fucking junkie. EUGENE: That's... Is that okay for the injection? OK! *kids screaming* EUGENE: Um...

Where is... why do I have the kids screaming? *Keith laughs* The other kids are going to shit on me because I say I'm afraid of roller coasters. In fact, I have the worst kind of fear of roller coasters. I have what is called an "irrational fear." I'm just convinced I'm going to die. ZACH: Eugene thinks we're only trying it once. NED: That's not going to happen! KEITH: We asked them if we could ride it ten times or more! EUGENIO: What are they talking about? KEITH: Nothing! ZACH: Uhhh, they have great berries here and we want to try them next.

KEITH: Ugh! Hmm. What good berries. ZACH: I love berries. NED: Good berries! Yes, blackberries. KEITH: Children and berries. NED: Children and berries. Boys and berries, ooh ZACH: Anyway! EUGENE: It's one of those rare moments where the other

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on the try are like, "Hey! Eugene's the loser right now!" KEITH: Let's hang out, honey! *fun music* KEITH: Normally, I'm a little skittish, but on roller coasters, are you putting your life in the hands of physics and physics? Physics never fails. ZACH: There are few advantages I have in this world over Eugene and this is one of them.

EUGENE: I don't know who did this, I don't know who did it. Are we going to find out who did it? Well, I have a lot of questions about who did this. Are all roller coaster designers mad scientists? ROB: Uhh, yeah, I think there's got to be some crazy stuff going on here. *laughs* ROB: I thought he was overdressed but you guys look good. EUGENIO: It's a premiere! ROB: This new roller coaster, Knott's Berry Farm. We put it here on the boardwalk, sort of an homage to the surfer theme, and it's incredibly cool. The drop is not a 90 degree drop, it's better than 90.

It's 96 degrees. So you don't even see the track when you're there. ZACH: It's 96 degrees down. That's more than down! It's two degrees away from a boy band. That's Ludacris, who is a rapper. *Keith laughs* ROB: Alright guys. I hope you really enjoy this trip, you have to ride in the front seat. The daring ones are out so I'll keep an eye out. ZACH: Do you want to be outside? Yeah? EUGENIO: No, I don't know. EUGENIO: I'm not afraid. I am very concerned! No! Scared isn't the right word, I'm irrationally worried. I'm not afraid guys. ZACH: I ride a lot of roller coasters but I have never taken a good photo in my life!

You know, they always do it right when you fall and are at your worst! So my goal for the end of today is to get a photo where I look fucking sexy. KEITH: It's always this moment that's scary. NED: Yes, it's the anticipation. EUGENE: Well, we're about to go up like 90 degrees. *collectively freaking out* ZACH: Oh God! Look how high it is! NED: Oh, I just want to be with my baby! EUGENE: *repeatedly says why* EUGENE: Look, I'm not afraid, I just have an irrational fear of things that are out of my control, like airplanes. You're on a plane, you're not the one flying it, so if something bad happens it's either the pilot's fault or an engineering problem.

So it's just my... What the fuck are you doing? KEITH: Oh my God! EUGENIO: Get out of here. Out of here. ALL: Oh God! AHHHHHH! KEITH/NED: Oh my God! ZACH: No! ZACH: I love you guys! EUGENIO: This is the worst! ROB: The lift is a vertical lift and you're on your back and you're looking up. EUGENIO: Why are we like this? ZACH: Fuck! ROB: When you get to the top and right when you push, we mess with you. ALL: Oh my God! AHHHH! ROB: That's when we just hug you and hang there for them to just watch their fate.

EUGENIO: Why? *screaming* ROB: ...Until we fall. *so much screaming* *wow, there's literally only 40 seconds of screaming* EUGENE: Why! Jesus! Jesus! *screams dissolve into cheers and gasps* EVERYONE: AH! *Continues freaking out* NED: There are literally... EUGENE: My hands! KEITH: That was the scariest thing I've ever done in my life. It was very scary. EUGENIO: That was really scary! *Zach screams* EUGENE: That was too scary. At first, that was too scary. KEITH: Oh, that was so scary EUGENE: That was really scary KEITH: Oh, that was the scariest thing EUGENE: That was really scary NED: That was so scary EUGENE: Up there it was too scary KEITH: Oh my god, that was so scary scary scary NED: It's just going down...

It's going up, down KEITH: The ride is amazing! NED: Yes KEITH: The beginning is a nightmare. NED: You just look your doom square in the eyes and then you sink. ZACH: This was our idea and it was a terrible idea. KEITH: Let's switch seats so you can see what the middle is like. EUGENIO: I thought we said we were going once! NED: Eugene, we'll ride it ten times! NED: Oh God, oh God! EUGENE: Oh God, damn, oh, I remember this... NED: Straight! Take me to the moon and back! ZACH: If we rode it, say, ten times in a row, what would happen to us then?

VICKY: I think I would call more paramedics. No, I don't know in there. I've never seen anyone ride a roller coaster that, that... ZACH: So for science, this is... this could be scientific literature. VICKY: This could definitely be scientific experimentation. ZACH, KIETH, NED: *shocked chorus* VICKY: Eugene's not sure. *screaming* NED: What happens to your body when you ride a roller coaster? VICKY: Mainly the blood will rush to your head and when you are inverted you will get the opposite; your blood will almost turn upside down to pump it to your feet. Your heart rate will increase and again the smooth muscle in your lungs will increase so you can breathe deeply.

EUGENE: You're describing near death. ZACH: Yes. ROB: On roller coasters you get positive and negative G's. Positive G is when you're going down a hill but then the track rises this way and you want to keep pushing down that path but the train says "no, we're going up." . Then the negative Gs when you go up to the top of the hill, quite the opposite, and your trajectory wants to take you out like that, but that drop becomes steeper and that lifts you out of your seat. But what we did was slow you down through some of the inversions so you could really feel that airtime.

ZACH: And that's that feeling in your stomach. ROB: The creepy thing about this is that things inside you move with negative G's. ZACH: Close the front door. EUGENE: Gives a whole new definition to bowel movement ZACH: Ouch! EUGENIO: Has anyone ever vomited on a roller coaster? VICKY: I've seen it happen, yes. EUGENE: And he backed up and punched everyone else in the face? VICKY: No. Fortunately, that wasn't the case. ZACH: Where are you going? EUGENIO: Where are you going? VICKY: Just fly- *laughs* VICKY: Just fly up. KEITH: Find your own little home ZACH: It's like when you watch someone release a balloon.

VICKY: I brought these in case you need them. EUGENE: Zach poops a lot. NED: So it's not a respiratory mask. VICKY: No, it's in case you have something extra. ZACH: I'm ready for my bar mitzvah! ZACH: And then if I get excited EVERYONE: Wow! EUGENE: You're a man now KEITH: Is that a barf bag or are you excited to see me? ZACH: Fuh! GAH! KEITH: I feel a little whiter. I feel like a lot of the blood that's normally on my face isn't there. NED: I feel like someone punched me in the stomach. Like... I'm kind of dizzy.

EUGENE: Um...yeah, again! ZACH: Oh boy! Oh my god, this side is scary! Oh, this side is very scary! EUGENIO: Oh, shit. ZACH: Yelling is usually a sign that you've done something terribly wrong at your job. But for you, ROB: Yes, yes, we want a lot of screams. *laughs* SO MUCH EUGENE: OH SHIT, HERE COMES THAT 96 DEGREES NED: OH GOD, OH GOD *collective screams* EUGENE: I appreciate you! *collective screams INTENSIFIED* VICKY: And screaming is a great reaction because the endorphins and all kinds of great hormones that make us feel good, the kind that make you feel alive, are great for your body.

EUGENE: When you get home, do you scream just to relax? You're just... you're like a hard day at Knotts, so I'm just going to go home and scream? VICKY: Sometimes I get good screams. *collective screams* ROB: What people tend to do when they ride these roller coasters is try out all the different seats. My favorite is the forward. You really feel like you are there alone. People say that the back is very fast. EUGENE: The front gets the view but the back gets the action. ROB: That's right. EUGENIO: That's my motto. KEITH: Wow. EUGENE: That's why they knew me at university.

KEITH: I'm one or two away from not being well, from vomiting. NED: Each one is worse on the vomit scale. Having the vomit bag is comforting. KEITH: I have one. ZACH: You know, it's weird, going on this ride, I had to poop. Now I don't and that worries me. Where did he go? NED: So how do you make a roller coaster? ROB: Well, we really work with the best engineers in the world and today with everything they have and the computer program, the simulations, it's like a symphony. You want this turn to set up the next one and so, you know, throughout the process you're going to have a favorite part, you're going to have another part that you want to try again, so we wanted to be really scary. but really soft.

ZACH: You must have crushed Legos when you were a kid. ROB: I had a few series *laughs* KEITH *mocking Rob*: I don't want to brag, but I did the Death Star. NED: Vomit bag! Vomit bag! Vomit bag! KEITH: Oh, that's it for me. I have a call. I must call him. NED: I know, I really think I'm going to throw up... *Eugene laughs* Keith: I-I'm really close NED/KEITH: No more. KEITH: Wow, I feel like a drunk. EUGENIO: Here we go! It's the Try Guys having fun! Hello everyone! KEITH: Some people say they're like adrenaline junkies, so does a euphoric drug have an effect on people?

VICKY: Yes. It occurs naturally "like a drug" and helps you feel alive and definitely gives us a feeling of euphoria. KEITH: Are we going to fall in love? VICKY: I hope so! *laughs* *fun, upbeat music* EUGENE: Well, I wish my friends were here with me. KEITH: Oh, Dasani...everyone is...acceptable water. EUGENIO: Well, here we go. *screams* ZACH: You know, we came here to learn a little about science. We did it, but the most important thing is that we helped the boy become an old man. EUGENIO: Master of hanging time! I send it! YEAH! NED: It was really fun, but by number five, I really thought I was going to throw up.

NED: Let's do it again! KEITH: No! Ned, Ned, Ned! ZACH: We've gone through all the photos and I can definitely say that this is the sexiest roller coaster photo ever taken - boom! KEITH: I'll always treasure my time at Hang Time, but everyone has to move on at some point and, God, I'll miss the old lady. She really stumped me. *high five* EUEGNE: Wow, that didn't really move much. You know, at the beginning of this video I was here. But after riding that attraction six times, *screaming* AHH ZERO G! I'm here now. KEITH: Oh yeah! Us

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guys! *cheering* NED: Wow!

Wow! WOW! Awooga! Awooga! EUGENE: This place has, uh, peanut characters. KEITH: This place has PEANUT CHARACTERS! NED: Oh my God! EUGENE: *laughs* *outro* KEITH: We're the TRA GAHS! We try everything! We go out, we try, girl! We always try, WE CAN'T STOP TRYING! HA! I feel like I got really drunk on this trip.