The Skateboard Kid - JonTron

can I do for you? It's about your radical mortgage co-signing that damn loan so Dan the cowboy finally convinces Maggie to marry him so he can pay off her mortgage and save her daughter. Jenny is reasonably upset upon hearing this news, so the

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er tells her jokes to make her happy. flattery will take you everywhere. I couldn't agree more, it was like closing the best day of my life. I don't understand why you have to marry her now that you have her mortgaged. I have no idea, well, you could have said that we will also have the great-grandfather.

Return the treasure, you will get your great-grandfather's treasure back, so it was a treasure, all the time you weigh 47 minutes for this, wait, why did you have to marry her? So, she's in your family, what does she have to do with it? Does she even know that she talked to the

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? Oh, who is that gu? The Setauket skateboard is the great-grandfather left behind.we later the Tanner forest knows it, but you also have a treasure map, friend, it's all ready, oh, I was scared, it's a scarecrow figure, Scud, that it's good. I'm going to need every last drop of this, so blah blah blah more. pointless conflict more skaters and long story short we're here at the wedding while Jenny hates her life and this woman in holy matrimony uh hello don't use what he has there you know what Chia head is, maggie take them for be? your legally married husband, terribly, what did you need?

It's the ancestors' fortune on the treasure map and he only marries you to get it. What is that true? Dan waits. What's that? Marry me for that. My ancestors treasured Dan. It's that true. It's not about love, it's just about coordinates. a treasure, Maggie, do you take Dan to be your lawful husband? I haven't driven you crazy, but why do you have to marry her for the treasure? They didn't explain it, why didn't she use the map? What does the treasure mean? has to do with marriage oh he can fly now huh oh why oh the skateboard broke and died that's unfortunate his whole hat actually says mom backwards that's unfortunate everything I saw all of this that's unfortunate I guess you could say that I was staring him right in the face the whole time or at least I was staring other people in the face but mostly if they looked at him upside down in a mirror you really are my hero it's genetic Wow what a great movie and now in honor of the real guy from the skateboard I present to you this tribute he was a kid skating flip-top cereal another and that was a farce we should save that big guy hey, know me really well I wish you'd never said that again, okay, this episode? by

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