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The Secret Ingredient in Kindergarten's Poison Nuggets! | The SCIENCE of... Kindergarten

May 30, 2021
Dear hustler games, I know Kindergarten 2 JUST came out, but I'm still playing it and I may have an idea for a theme for that in the future. But now is not the time. Because I need to go ALL the way back to Monday and talk about Kindergarten 1, because while replaying it in anticipation of the sequel's release, I came across the scene where the Nugget hands you a, well, a chicken nugget to eat. . Remember the taste of the friendship nugget. It's okay, just calm down, buddy. Anyway, it turns out that this chicken nugget, if you eat it, is

poison

ed.
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Which Nugget uses as leverage during lunch to get you to give another

poison

ed nugget to the school bully, Buggs, in exchange for the antidote. Which you do, or you call Nugget's bluff and find out NO. I wasn't lying, and if you don't get Buggs to eat that nugget, you WILL DIE. The poison is real. Fool, you know about the casual murder of five years. Nothing really new here at The Game Theorists ANGRY OPERA In any case, this scene is weird, like, it's weird, it's weird! I mean, okay, it's definitely like weird in refrigerator logic, but what kindergartner has access to poison? and an antidote, really?
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Nugget has five, maybe six and yeah it's a little weird and obviously this game takes place in a weird Quinton Tarantino alternate dimension where the main currency is ultraviolence and yes a kindergartner who has access to poisons is probably the last thing I should worry about in a game that has Cthulhu aliens and Yu Gi Oh cards that can summon the apocalypse, but I CANNOT help it. I'm broken inside. :( So, you know, I started researching poisons, because I REALLY wanted to seal the deal with the NSA. And you know what? After researching this for 30 grueling hours, doing dosing calculations, I've learned a lot about the scary realities of our world that make me want to NEVER go outside again.
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So could Nugget, a kindergartner, have access to a poison strong enough to kill Buggs? And if so, what poison could it be? antidote? Let's find out together! Because the answer to this simple question is surprisingly complicated, deliciously mortifying, and chemically fascinating! The first thing I did to start getting to the bottom of this problem was NOT to research poisons, but to ask myself for some poison

nuggets

. chicken NOT because I wanted to eat them I'm more of a double quarter pounder with cheese no I wanted to have a handle on the scale first this is going to be helpful so we keep in mind the context of the di different doses with the various poisons that we are going to talk about today.
the secret ingredient in kindergarten s poison nuggets the science of kindergarten
Also, and I hope this goes without saying, please don't poison people. Anyway, I weighed my nugs to get an idea of ​​the average weight of chicken

nuggets

and it appears to be 13.25g, which we'll use as the unit. One pip equals 13.25g I did a lot of research on toxins and there are some things I could rule out right away, like animal poison! You see, the general distinction between a poison and a poison is that the poison is injected into your body, directly to cause harm. Meanwhile, the poisons are harmful, if you swallow them. Some venoms can be poisons, but almost all of them are, well...
I mean, you'll never find a doctor advising you to swallow snake venom. But generally speaking, they're just not that harmful and can actually be harmless if it is ingested, so it is not a great poison. After that I started to dismiss tetrodotoxin as a no because it has no antidote and is only found in puffer fish. Hemlocks are incredibly toxic. Rest in peace, Socrates, and they can be found literally everywhere. killing you too fast and not having a known antidote, in fact a ton of poisons were discarded because they don't have a known antidote, poisons with antidotes are very rare in general.
Hey, I poisoned you, but I have an antidote that will magically heal you, it's nice. very much a complete Hollywood fabrication You know what TV show really does it well Breaking Bad throwing up taking a pill then still needing Extensive medical treatment is basically what most poisonings look like This is really what I r I eliminated my choice favorite botulinum toxin because it's actually super abundant it's the main toxin used in Botox and I see the most potent toxin on earth at just 23 nanograms or 3 to billionths of a nugget of this toxin is enough to basically kill you instantly the toxin is produced by bacteria.
That's literally everywhere the spores need to be in an oxygen-free or anaerobic environment to release a toxin. What makes poisonings quite rare is a rule, but it is the main cause of botulism, a very common form of food poisoning. The problem is that it is not known. antidote! (Okay, this is a mystery...) So scratch the nugget by rotting a giant pile of nuggets in this cave to grow super toxins... and I suddenly thought to myself Cyanide. That stuff that is famous in all of our food, specifically apple seeds, albeit in very small amounts. and a kindergartner who has full access to those and turns out okay, there's no way we're going to get there.
I need to take a breather for a second looking at a picture of puppies before moving on to talking about poison. more, Aww he is so cute! *profane noises* Okay, let's do that or cut to black to the music before we talk about lunchtime. *Silence* We need to talk about lunch and not just because I'm hungry. Something we haven't done yet is establish how fast nugget poison works because some toxins can work in seconds while others take hours or even days so we have to establish. a time frame for how quickly it is working. Let's go over our chain of events in the morning nugget will give you a poisoned friendship nugget at lunch Use his fact as leverage to get you to give Buggs a poison nugget Nugget claims the chicken nugget he poisoned you with had a lower dose that bugs his nugget but it's still fatal he reckons you have until the bell rings which means the end of lunch until you pass out and he's not wrong if you give the bugs the poisonous nugget he dies at the end of the lunch period In the United States

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lunch periods are technically about 30 minutes, the bugs can die in the space of one apple eaten which, since there are like five apples per period, is about six minutes.
Meanwhile you die in the space of six blocks which is about 40 minutes, bugs can also take about 30 minutes to die. And luckily, a 30-minute time-of-fatality is consistent with the toxin we're about to discuss, cyanide, which brings us back to apple seeds, and it turns out that this whole cyanide-in-apple-seed thing apple is a kind of true apple seeds do not have cyanide per se, what they do have is a chemical compound called amygdala, which is what is known as cyanogenic glycoside. And it makes more sense. If I just show you this right here, it's the amygdala, which by itself is pretty harmless.
But you see this part at the end, here, there. This is cyanide, and when the amygdala reaches your intestines, the metabolizing process breaks this part down and it begins to spread throughout your system. they have a much higher percentage by volume and some people have bought them to eat for their super discredited and bogus medicinal property of curing cancer over overzealous people who ate too many and cyanide poisoned the good thing for us though cyanide has a A fairly effective antidote, which is relatively achievable if you know where to look, is a combination of amyl nitrite, sodium nitrite, and sodium thiosulfate, all of which are easy to find and can reverse symptoms.
So basically anyone on earth said all might be able to help you now Hard to get details and apricot kernels have a wide range of concentrations of amygdalin in them the average weight of the kernel is point five grams and is about 19 milligrams of amygdalin with a fatal dose of around 500 milligrams per kilogram of body weight at an average weight of a five year old child of eighteen point four kilograms. This means that we need around 9,200 milligrams of amygdalin to kill insects which is about the point six nine pips worth more than half a pip but remember it's just the amygdalin dose extracting the amygdalin from crushed apricot kernels is a really very complicated chemical process involving organic solvents that are probably beyond one's abilities of the average high school student.

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child alone, which means he would have to rely solely on ground apricot kernels.
How many would I need? 234 grams, which at half a gram per seed is more than 469 seeds. What does that mean for our poisoning? Well, in order to push a fatal dose into the insects if the fried nuggets are made purely from the seeds. It would still take more than 35 apricot seed pips to poison the bugs 35 times, will we feed it in game? There is no way. This is the poison that nugget used and with that I thought I was done I felt defeated No kindergartner could get their hands on a controlled substance very easily let alone reverse its effects And then by chance, literally by accident, I was I realized that the answer was staring me in the face the whole time.
What is the most important item to pick up in kindergarten besides the Hall Pass and the voice recorder, the item that saves you? Repeatedly from the hallway they watch the pack of cigarettes... and it may not seem like much of a clue to you, but that's why I'm here! The baddest detective in the world. I am here to tell you that this in-game cigarette pack is the key to everything. What's even brighter about those cigarette packs is that they didn't just give me the clue to look for the right poison. but once I started doing all the dosing mechanics, I'll save that part for later.
Let's get to the meat nicotine Did you know that nicotine is one of the most toxic substances on earth? It's not botulinum of course, but it's very, very lethal, people who work with pure nicotine have to be very careful. If just a little gets on the skin, you can send it to the hospital. I mean, in nature it is used as an insecticide when they eat insects. Plants containing nicotine send your entire body into a meltdown! They can die in seconds! the average cigarette has 12 milligrams of nicotine and a truly enterprising kid Killer, while he would struggle to get a pack or even a full cigarette, might just walk over to find a really full Ashtray and take the butts home with him.
You know, I'm just going to say that this nicotine is water soluble and has a higher boiling point than water. Fatal doses of nicotine are hard to come by in exact numbers for humans. So to guarantee the death of an insect, we're really going to have to exaggerate, say 10 milligrams per kilogram, which is about 10 times as much and is sometimes cited as a fatal dose. But that quote is pretty bad and there really isn't much. of evidence behind this, but if we assume that your cigarette butt has on average only 5% of its original nicotine extractable by let's say methods that are a bit more complicated than boiling water that means that nugget would have to go around and find around 300 cigarette butts and put them in a big bag and take them home.
Actually, that's not that hard. I don `t believe. I think if you could find one or two busy ashtrays in the city. That would probably be enough, but you know, after double checking my math, I realized something didn't use cigarettes. Butts Used a new pack of cigarettes You know how I know because it turns out that about 15 cigarettes contain enough nicotine if fully extracted to poison both the main character and the bugs and if you look at the pack of cigarettes you buy in the game it only has four left cigarettes. And there's no way Monty bought that pack himself.
He found it somewhere discarded discarded with the exact number of cigarettes it would take to kill two people. Missing and how much nicotine is that? If properly insulated, which requires little more skill than it takes to make a box of macaroni and cheese on the stove, 15 cigarettes would yield 0.184 milliliters of nicotine, or 184 milligrams, and how much is that? four drops. Four drops on a chicken nugget and it works really fast! Nicotine can be absorbed through your gums, skin, esophagus, and stomach after you eat it! The insects would experience severe abdominal pain which accounts for the vomiting, sweating, high blood pressure, dizziness, increased heart rate, seizures, and eventually all of the cardiac arrest. one that is a very common first action is activated charcoal pills.
These pills contain fine carbon powders that have a large surface area and bind topoisonous substances and absorb them so you don't digest them. All other treatment and is experimental is an application. from benzozia- Benzodiazepine *stammers* I'm going to call it benzo because I keep pronouncing it wrong! anyway, a shot of benzos can ease cardiovascular problems and you know what Nugget has some of those magic pills the director gave him, the ones that calm him down and make him act a little weird and most importantly. memory. These are the main side effects of benzos. They can completely wreck your short-term memory.
So the antidote he gave you after feeding you a poison he made by extracting nicotine from a pack of cigarettes before throwing away the rest because he's not a smoker was probably just activated charcoal and his magical demon. pills together. It's not perfect. Honestly, your character would still need to go to the hospital. It turns out that while it's actually very easy to poison someone, it's not that easy to stop at them again. And how did a kindergartener get a pack of cigarettes, even that is hard to say for sure. always smoking in the bathroom and by the way it looks like his supply of cigarettes is running low or there is a teacher Miss Applegate who also smokes and is crazy about the principal's pills all the time, who knows!
In any case, Nugget is a much more dangerous kid than you may realize from playing the game. First time this guy is driving Heisenberg crazy and I can't wait to see what he does in Kindergarten 2. Please, honestly, don't poison people, Austin. *nugget's voice* Nugget needs more friends! nugget just needs a few more friends to get to 12 million 12 million nuggets... subscribe to our channel or nugget will make you eat his special friendship nugget also thinks you should watch another video about nuggets and nuggets nugget awayy!!! Subtitles by - just look at the desc.

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