The Saddest Tweets I've Ever Seen

Alright man, there's been a few more that have taken place on Twitter and you know, I've been going through these ones that I've been watching and we've been having a little bit of fun here on the channel, you know? What I'm saying, you know, we cover all these serious topics, all these news videos, all these other crazy things that happen in the world and I think it's nice to just relax and, you know, make fun of someone else at their expense for once. . you know what I'm saying, I think that, uh, I think we all have a little fun doing that well, we all have a moment to ourselves to just laugh and that's what I want to do it again today, uh, because I mean some of these accounts on Twitter, man, they're just killing it, they're posting some of the funniest things I've

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in a minute on Twitter.

You know, it's one of those apps that's like. It's so hateful but at the same time there are accounts like this that post this and it's so funny because like you know it's a nice break from the day and

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ything so I just want to jump into this and uh just. Let's let it all go from here because we've got a couple to take a look at here and, uh, just examine, so we hit Dylan from tender, right, okay, hey, did you want to come over tonight? Hey, so I know we planned it. tonight but I have to cancel oh no why did I forget Cyberpunk 2077 just came out and I have to play it too you're really not my type I'm sorry so why did you give me your number I felt bad oh damn it's okay look Well I'm sorry conflicted about this, bro, on the one hand, it's like, you know, cool, right, the guy is at least honest because I mean there's a lot of people here that aren't going to open up and tell you something like this guy who could .

I came up with some excuse in the book, at least he respected you enough as a person to tell you from the beginning, like hey I want to play this new game, you're not my type, I felt bad for you, like you knew he he could have said something broken oh my cousin you know he ate too much chipotle, blew his butt off and now he's in the hospital, i ate too many flamin hot cheetos and now I can't walk around in something stupid like he could have. I really said something here and you know I totally disrespected you at the time, but I mean, and then on the other hand, it's like bro, yeah, you should have avoided this from the beginning, like, you know, you respected her enough to she or him.

I guess it's also enough to at least give, as you know, a direct answer as to why you can't do anything, but it's like you don't respect them enough to not give them any of your time if you don't think. I was going to act like it's not cool to waste people's time like that, but bro, if you're going to waste people's time like this, it might be the best way to do it, you know what I'm saying, I hope my man didn't understand. cyberpunk 2077 for ps4, although I hear it's been an absolute nightmare experience so it would be a real shame if my man turned some down for a ps4 cyberpunk and it didn't even work properly.

You know, funny fact, my cousin killed three people. but it's also very good, what are we here, brother, what's funny, I mean, your boy killed three people, you realize the seriousness of the situation, right, my man is a demon, you know what I'm saying, This guy is not. a normal human being, not a normal individual in our society, this man has three bodies, brother, back to back like Jordan, you know what I'm saying, he's in jail for the rest of his life depending on the state of my el man could have gotten the death penalty, you know, I have to ask this, you know, this is a little off topic, but what is it with women and they like to sexually idolize serial killers, bro, like so many women They thought that, like all these different serial killers, they're attractive, you know?

What I'm saying, I remember when, who was the guy who did the Boston bombing, the guy from Narnia or whatever? I remember people were joking with him on the Internet. I'm just saying, brother, do you realize what this man did right? They're all here, you know, sexually idolizing convicted felons who never get out of prison, guys here eating babies and you're like, well, he's hot, so okay, they all have some problems, but on top of all that, right? ? We're not even talking about a normal weirdo who idolizes a super criminal this is his cousin this is his cousin this happened in bama this is just a straight dog from the south like this doesn't happen up north let me tell you I live in Ohio bro East it's not typical northern behavior bro speaking of oh my cousin is so hot lmao he he he is literally a serial killer but he's so hot he's my cousin bro they need to get your ass in too the jail cell, although not with him.

Please, for the love of God, don't put her in the jail cell with this guy when polyamory, I think it's what they say, becomes more common. I wonder what the n-word is for us. What will people insult us with? Will they call us cheaters? gamers snowflakes maybe or polyamory will become an insult in itself I'm so curious angry but curious what do you mean angry but curious I'm so confused like what why are you angry you know what I'm saying what and what do you mean with what will the n word be like for polyamorous couples?

You know, this is what I don't understand. Okay, this is all about the n-word again. I've been seeing people trying to do all this differently. comparisons of like oh this is as bad as saying the n word oh the n word with this as bro, that word is so bad that you literally have to use a different phrase to say it, like how many words in the English language are there for where you literally have than putting the first letter and then a hyphen and then a word because it's against social norms to just say that you know there will be no comparison between any word for polyamorous couples and the correct n word. because, as you know, the n-word has hundreds of years of history behind it, like when polyamorous couples are literally enslaved for hundreds of years, they literally have no rights for hundreds of years, they're not even

seen

as human beings, literally, just. completely abused for just an unfathomable amount of time, go ahead and then try to make the comparison, but until then, bro, don't try to tell me what your n-word equivalent will be because, like you, you want to try and claim that there is an equivalent, but you don't even say the word you're referring to so idk just a completely stupid tweet and idk bro like you want to be polyamorous cool not really.

I don't care, wow seven people, that's great, but let's not be stupid about the timeline, you hear me, why is it so hard to find a decent partner nowadays? 30 years and I still haven't met my soulmate, literally the tweet. before that an exclusive link for fans like um i wonder why i wonder why you can't find a man who wants to be with you now you know you're blinded by oppa optimus i got you brother optimus i got you you said support to the women who do just fanning, yes I totally support you doing just fanning, you know you want to do sex work or whatever, okay go ahead and do your thing if there's a market you could supply it too, you know what what am I saying If that's the way we're going to be, but then don't complain that no man wants to be with you, like a man, like a grown man, right, I'm just not dating anyone from just fans, like if she had a single. fans, not immediately, it's just not going to happen, I don't know if you realize that these guys don't like that often, you know what I'm saying, they don't want their girlfriends, you know, showing their tits. for everyone on the internet, even if they're making money off it, uh, and a lot of guys are financially stable enough to not want that, like you, you can't have your cake and then complain that you're about to eat it too you know you choose one or the other if you want to be someone from just fans 90 of the guys don't want to be with you like I'm here slandering meat on the internet 90 of the women probably would You won't be too happy about it and you won't want to date me either.

You know what I'm saying, if I were here showing Johnsonville sausage to the entire Internet for five dollars a month. You know, many women will be like him. don't be the one for me my mom admitted to me today who she slept with she still sleeps with my ex uh first of all this is like some kind of porn i mean like you can't talk to your mom anymore if she does something. I like this because she clearly doesn't respect you, but then she likes that the ex takes your mom over you, bro, and is okay with that, or her mom is mean, you know what I'm saying, like you get it. is the hub type bad or this is like a huge l that you just can't come back from you know what I'm saying man okay so we're talking to Lauren she's like hey random but I got my final calculation in one hour is a word document, could you take it for me?

You know, yeah, sure, haha, send me an email. You're in, brother, you already won. You have at least a b. My God. Thank you very much Brendan, no problem, we should talk more during the holidays, no. answer, he gave her a b or up, you know she might even get an a and then, and then, he can't even talk to her on vacation, yeah, and then he, ah, dude, come on, he texts her text two more times with the yowanna and let me know. bro, she let you know the first time you asked her and she didn't respond like you knew.

I heard a saying in high school when someone called me and said they didn't want to talk to anyone, right, my friend Mason told me he said. send a message by not sending a message, that's what she just did to you, like they let you know by not getting a response, man, you know you're a smart guy, obviously, you came to that final calculation, there's no problem, you end up like I can't do that in a calculus final, you know, move on man, go look, find someone else who can do some calculus, you know what I'm saying, there are some women out there who just It burns math and all kinds of crazy stuff, you know, go find yourself a smart girl and calm down, bro, no, don't even try it, you know, Abby asked.

Have you heard the new Taylor Swift? No, but I will do it right now. That's ok? This is getting ignorant, she was like period, oh my god, grown man, I never want to do that again. I apologize to everyone listening, my God, it's the lyrics for me, as a brother, grown man, man, grown man, never in my life, brother, come on, brother. he said period with his lips at the end like a dog, oh my god, you're being a bad little dog, brother, I don't think I've ever let that one go, I don't think I've ever let that bad dog go, but brother, you're a bad little dog, Your butt has to go to time out or something, man, we gotta potty train your little ass.

I can't believe what I just saw, you know what man, that's where we're going to end this, thanks everyone for watching. If you liked it, be sure to leave a like, subscribe, if you're new here on the channel, follow me on Twitter and Twitch at subtopimus. Be sure to check out shopopti below, thanks to my channel members, your support helps my channel. tremendously and until my next video guys this is Optimus well I don't even know right now man and log out.