Psycho Girlfriends Are Making Men Sign Contracts

I think it goes without saying that many relationships are extremely toxic and that many people feel extremely insecure about what their partner does in said relationship to the point of sheer insanity, but of all the things I've seen, I've never seen it to go this far, I've never seen any of these things because this is me, this goes to a completely different level that's borderline, probably mental illness, I can't imagine that someone like that a sane human being would ever create something like this, but while these are slightly older examples, apparently women are here creating

contracts

for their boyfriends to follow while they're in a relationship.

Now let me go ahead and start this video by saying if you have to have a contract to be in a relationship or to be happy in a relationship, then something is not working, you know what I mean, something is just not right in said relationship, it's just That can't possibly be healthy. situation if you're so insecure about the whole thing that you have to get whoever you are with to commit to a contract when you

sign

a contract what you're

sign

ing for a mortgage on a house you're getting a car loan you're signing a contract for, you know , getting a new job, something like that, it's a legally binding thing, but I mean, obviously, this isn't legally binding or anything, you don't really know that it has any kind of deeper meaning other than what you know. you're breaking up or whatever happens if the contract is altered in any way, but let's go ahead and take a look at some of this

psycho

tic Ness is the best way I can put this, here are the rules of this relationship.

You can't have a single girl's phone number, you can't follow them on any social media including Instagram, Snapchat and Twitter, so if someone is single and not in a relationship, you can't have their phone number no matter if she's your friend, she could be your mom, just like your single mom, you can't have her phone number, you're breaking the rules of the relationship because you have someone's phone number and just because she happens to be a woman and she happens to be that you don't have anyone in your life, you can't have that phone number, you can't follow them on social media because God forbid, you have a social life outside of just your girlfriend, I mean that just be lame, that would be crazy, I can't imagine anyone would want to do that, you know guys, come on, be real, you have your best friend in the world, you shouldn't hang out with Keegan, not even at his house or in any public place you are.

Don't go to Honda without me, vroom-vroom, okay, you shouldn't go out with your friends more than twice a week, okay, now this obviously goes beyond relationship and insecurity. Now we tell people who can and who can't. be friends with because you're insecure, so anything like a normal relationship, right, you can be friends with whoever you want, that's your personal decision, most sensible people would respect I guess the right decision for you is to just have friends and to be whatever, but no, no, when you're crazy, right, you can't be together at their house or in any public place, you meet them at Walmart, you're like, hey Keegan, what's up, buddy?

You know you're going to go get something. fruity pebbles and alcohol and Keegan, you know, hey, what's going on bro, how are you, no, you're dating them and it's in public, so now you've violated relationship rule number three and what does it mean to go to Honda without it. do with something like First of all, who are you going to go to a car dealership? why are you going to the car dealership? Why are you going to buy a new car every week? Are we talking about Bill Gates? Who is passing? go to Honda with her all the time or something like that is going on, man, really.

The only time I can think of people having to go to the car dealership is if I don't know, maybe they're paying off their loan on the car or the mechanics are servicing their car at the right place, which is just going to car dealerships to hang out, bro, like, where do you live? It's so boring that you're like, "Hey guys, trying to go." Honda, look at all the new cars we can't afford and we're not allowed to go out with our friends more than twice a week because setting unhealthy social boundaries with people actually makes them want to be with you more.

You should not look at a single girl, if girls approach you anywhere or at any time you should stay away so that you can't even look at a single girl like you don't like her, what if you don't know each other? I know that's what this contract here doesn't tell me, what do I do if she's single and I don't know, and I just look at her and say, oh hey, there's a girl there, maybe she's bad, maybe I'm. trying to see what's in the back, you know, I think it's okay to do it, right? I'm a guy, I get it, bro, but if she's single, you're, I mean, what if this person is in a relationship?

It's OK now? Look at them, you don't really make sense, because I mean, you would think that, like you would say, you're not allowed to look at any girl because even if she's in a relationship, she can obviously cheat, which is why you're so insecure that your boyfriend here has literally social life or you know normal human life, whatever, it's not hanging out with us every time we go out. I can't, I can agree with that, sure, yeah, maybe your friends. You shouldn't always be with your girlfriend, maybe have a little bit of private time, I don't know, but I don't think it should be a contractual thing, just where you have to write a contract, you're not. to order head naughty, naughty, you must not get mad at me for a single thing ever again, you must not mention Tyler, Noah Devin or Josh ever again, you can't drink unless I'm with you, yeah.

Do you know why you would want to have some kind of sexual feeling, brother? Jesus, that would have been the right thing for me personally, but you can't get angry over anything again. It's getting to the point where if this is something serious it's turning into emotional abuse, this is like abuse in a relationship for some reason. I think society acts like men can't be manipulated or emotionally abused in relationships or it's at least largely overlooked, but I want to say this is wrong. I'm allowed to do a phone check whenever I want if we move there to never be girls in our house if we move in together your friends who are around every hour P loud BTW I just want to say that phone checks are extremely toxic and to some extent , they become abusive if you can't have those kinds of boundaries in your relationship and you can't trust someone enough to have their own physicality. property that you don't have access to, then your relationship will never work and once again we're just trying to kill off any modicum of social life.

You know it's really healthy for your boyfriend to just want to be around you all the time. If I catch you with girls I'll kill you, okay, so now we're

making

death threats, right, this is turning into a death threat, you shouldn't abandon me for your friends, Austin doesn't control when I go out with you, we should go on a date. legit once every two weeks at least I'll leave you for my friends any day of the week you know what I mean like this is a relationship I don't want to be a part of and Austin doesn't control when he dates her Boyfriend, but she controls everything when it comes to all of her friends to the point that she can cancel relationships between them if she jumps.

Say how tall princess, shut up. Make sure you tell me you love me at least once a day. day, so I know you're not kidding. I'm pretty sure I could pretend to say that, but you know I'll keep it a little quiet for our King. Here you should never take more than 10 minutes to text me. back yes you want to go to sleep you want to go to sleep stupid yes good luck you have 10 minutes you want to take a shower you want to brush your teeth 1/2 dinner you want to have ten minutes of time to yourself where I can breathe you're an idiot if you think that's happening she it will kill you needless to say I'm pretty sure this relationship probably lasted about three minutes after that letter was read, I hope that's the case at least because I can't imagine ever being in a relationship like this willingly. , but now women are chasing Brona in video games too, this apparently happened in Call of Duty World War II a couple of years ago, it's understandable, it doesn't matter, it still doesn't change what's happening.

Here are the rules for your new gift. If I call you, you must pause the game and talk to me with your full attention. Yeah, that's not how an online game works. Don't pause it. I think this just shows how interested you are in your boyfriend's hobbies. You think that's what happens, but he still doesn't have to give you all of his time. He is allowed to have hobbies. Don't start another match if we plan to hang out or if I asked to hang out. Well, see you once again. he is his own person with his own free will and he can decide whether or not he wants to hang out with you or if he wants to play Call of Duty World War Two now, since this was probably correct when it came out the game.

I played a lot because the servers were down all the time, but my point still stands. You should ask if it's okay for you to play while I'm at home with you. Make sure I have something to do while you're in battle. Okay, that was embarrassing if we ever go out and you tell me I'm in battle, like I'm going to stare at you, right? I'm just going to stare at you because that physically hurts. Inside, you would tell me something like that, I'm NOT in the battle. I'm shooting the bodies of 13-year-olds on the Internet.

Please don't disrespect what I'm doing now once again he is his own person with his own free will I like it if he wants to play video games at any time you know even if you are there he can do it at the same time if not you want to be there while he does it you are free to leave or you are free to break up with them if this video game is going to be such a barrier in your relationship that you had to write a damn contract with five points written down so he has to follow them.

I don't know, maybe it's just because I'm a sane human being number four. You should respond to a text message for no more than 11 minutes. What about women? It has to be ten minutes or less. It has to be 11 minutes or less. What happens if you don't respond? to a text message in 11 minutes what happens there seems like a really one-sided contract. I really don't see why my guy would be signing this like he doesn't get it, you know, people do this all the time, like oh you. you don't respond fast enough, oh you don't respond fast enough like you realize we all have lives, like I have people I want to date in real life.

I have videos to make. I have things I want. I know this is being under-optimized, you know, it's a pity party, but holy shit, can someone just have some time to themselves? Can I have time to breathe for a second? It's an acceptable thing to do. Number five, do not follow or forget. I don't know why I said that. Did you pay that much attention to me? Listen. Okay, you're competing with an inanimate object at this point. I want you to realize that that is what you have stooped to. This is the level you are voluntarily reaching. until now you are competing with an inanimate object that you get a small discount on, put it on the Xbox and play, that is now what Yorick waits to see the fact that you are willing to give me all the attention that you give me. as much attention as that record, you obviously have a very low level of self-respect in that case, just like where you are now, I'm not weighing your levels of attention to that right, first of all, once again, he is a being human who is allowed to make his own decisions if he doesn't want to pay attention to you at some point, he doesn't have to and if he doesn't want to pay attention to Callofduty, bro, it's understandable and acceptable, like you're allowed to make those decisions for yourself same, right?

I assume you are a grown man or know a teenager, right? If you're over 13, I think you'd be smart enough to make these kinds of decisions for yourself, maybe if you're like a 10-year-old and I don't know, but then again, at 10 you probably shouldn't. dating in my opinion, that being said, why can't people just have boundaries? Why do you always have them? I have to be a little stupid now, this is the reason I don't have a girlfriend, I am the one covering up the fact that I am socially crippled and don't know what to do with myself at any given time, but on a very serious note.

True, it's ridiculous that this has to be a problem in relationships where people are so clingy and attached to each other that they can't have a moment of silence like God forbid, you lie down in your bed, just relax for a while. bit. No, you always have to be close to each other because that's what keeps relationships going, when you can't escape from each other and you feel like you're always burdening the other person or whatever. The person feels like it's a big burden, because You know, because they won't leave anyone alone, they won't leave you alone while you're trying to play Cod like you haveallowed to have the space you are allowed. a human being you can just relax.

No, I don't understand why this has to be a problem with phone verification and if you ever have to write a contract for a relationship, just finish it right there, folks. I'm mainly talking to you because you are the very large primary demographic, it's like 93 seven two men here, if you are ever presented with a contract for a relationship, literally just look at her and laugh at her face and never talk to her. again because you're about to go through the unhealthiest period of your life, guaranteed a 104. I'll put it right here. I put it to God, it will be the worst moment of your life and to the girls who see these.

You know you're definitely in the minority of viewers here but if a guy ever presents you with a contract he's probably a

psycho

path too, don't talk to him and don't fill out

contracts

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