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doctor, what is more serious, a head injury or a foot injury, a head injury, okay, Jim, you owe me 120 and Phil, you owe me 230, let's open an account because you and I are going to play more often . Count me in, no, okay, what are you doing? you mean you have plans tonight I have my daughter tonight we are Renning Charlotte's Web well you have to make a decision is it your daughter or me my daughter I really want honestly Michael it is so you know so you can communicate it to the people here to your clients to whoever is good what is whoever is not whoever is not whoever is never right well sometimes he is right Michael is right is a made up word used to fool students not actually whoever is the formal version of the word obviously It's a real word but I don't know when to use it correctly I'm not a native speaker I know what's right but I'm not going to say it because you're all idiots who

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't come to see my band last night Do you really know which one? one is right, I don't know who is the object of the sentence and who when is the subject that sounds good, sounds good, but how did Ryan use it as an object?

Ryan used me as an object. he was right about that, how did he use it again? It was Ryan wanted Michael, the subject, to explain the computer system, the object, you, whoever he means to us, the indirect object, which is the correct use of the word, no one asked him anything. Whoever's name is Toby, why don't you take a letter opener and stick it in your skull? Bor can crush a car engine, it can cut off your arm, and it can crush your entire body without missing a beat. Yes, how many people a year do you think? get their arms cut off in a Bor Bor I hardly know her damn Michael pay attention man anyone wanna guess five bucks says it's more than 50 you really want to bet on someone since March Madness ended.

I'm so bored, how many, okay? We are at 10 10 people Michael 10 people Would you like to be one of them? No, don't worry, do double or another. I don't know what

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're talking about. These are very dangerous machines down here and the workers above. Michael shouldn't go. anywhere near them yes, but it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, it would be the worst thing in the world, it would be a big red piece of trash. Compact and that is a very dangerous lack of respect. I have it. I only have it in the On the rarest of occasions I go to you, there is no occasion for you to get close to these things, okay, hey, hey, hey, idiot, start again, sir, I just ordered at your favorite pizzeria, Alfredo , wait, Alfredo's Pizza Cafe or Alfredo's pizza, same thing, no, okay.

I don't understand when everyone talks at the same time, Oscar, talk to him, Michael, there is a big difference between these two pizzerias, both in the quality of the ingredients and the overall taste, which one did you order from Alfredo's pizza? Okay, you know what, okay, okay. What's better a medium amount of good pizza or all you can eat pretty good pizza? Pizza Riddle. I have two coins totaling 15 cents, one of them is not a nickel, what are a diamond and not a nickel? I said one of them is not a dime, but the other is that I heard before, well, a man and his son get into a car accident and are rushed to the hospital.

The doctor says there is no way he can operate on this child because he is my son. The doctor the child's mother finds a man hanging from the ceiling he stepped on a block of ice he hung himself in the melted ice Hunter is a polar bear because you are at the North Pole and I also built this table what is that Chestnut I don't believe that is pine or Nordic cherry, it's pine, yes Jim, I noticed you were looking at Jan's candles, oh no, she just put it in front of my face, yes, did you know that candles are the number one product of fastest growth in the Santa Roma market? $2 billion a year in the industry and for just $10,000 you could become co-owner of Serenity by Jam, what do you think of that?

I thought about it. I'm in. I just thought it was some kind of apartment, you know. One-time donation of $25. I

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't think about it. It was a mile kind of deal, you know very well, that's what a wathon is. I know it says it right on the sheet, look, look at the sheet, it says that's how many dollars per mile I have it, yeah, that's right, um, I just think. it's a little cheap to give up money for a charity no no no no no no no I wasn't that wasn't what I was it isn't it's not about the money it's just the ethics of the thing Oscar how's your nephew? in good shape yeah how many miles did he walk last year last year he walked 18 miles son of that that's awesome good for him I recently had a lover well that's great congratulations who's the lucky mom from Pam, what Pam's mom, Helen, remember from your wedding, are you kidding me about how you didn't have sex with Pam's mom, oh what kind of car does she drive, she drives a green camera and the seats go all the way to Down, down, oh my God, oh my God, what?

Okay, never tell Pam and then secondly, well, I packed up, although I might have to break it tonight when Helen and I tell Pam at dinner, are you okay, oh my God, hey, Jim , not now, Toby, get out of here, idiot, what was it? I'm fine about dinner tonight, cancel that and please, for both of our sakes, never, ever see her again. I think you're underestimating Pam. I think more than anything she wants me to be happy. No, not more than anything. Okay, I got a good thing with mom don't call her mom right on the way home from work, so take a different way home, man, I'm fine, hey, you're going to do it, you're going to get hurt, Mike, stay away, Mike, get off the lift please F I'm fine now I'm fine here we go would you look?

Get off oh oh oh we'll get someone to clean that up where the ones that had to clean that up damn Michael then she takes a good look at me and she says, I'm sorry, do I even know you after a year of buying her lattes? Do you think so? Ask what is the most important appliance in your house. Meat grinder too slow. It's the toilet. Hey, Mike Daryl. Noble Daryl. Look. I heard about the hard knock in the

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, I know it, I know it well, I'll land on my feet, yeah, don't worry about me, no, it wasn't thinking we'll find it, yeah, I do 'cause justice never rests tses no poies, do you know what i?

I think you're attractive and I want to sleep with you. What about Kelly? You read my mind? Is this a joke? Yeah, hey, hey, hey, this is fun, really fun. I know. Can I pay you a compliment? I'm really impressed. With how much you've grown since I met you, it's like it's night, you should move in here with me, yeah, we could be roommates, we could really get a dog, we could go read movies and who knows, I mean, you're a boy. I'm a girl, yeah, maybe in six months, six months, oh, okay, I'm in love with Kelly.

Any problem, well, you left the TV on and your cat is dead. What shines is the white that his father sprays, that was the sick man. I thought he had more time. No, Stanley, can't you see that I'm peeing? Listen, listen, Stanley, you don't need to answer me now. No, I just want you to think about it. I'm starting my own company. I won't do it. you didn't let me finish and you just lost a million dollars no, I didn't know what you like most about payment D oh, I don't really want to talk about what it was her legs or her breasts or um, it's easy to talk with her.

I guess and uh, she has a very good sense of humor. He really mmm never gets any of my jokes. How about you? We are breasts. Definitely stay out of the conference room because you've embarrassed me for the last time today. I understood. No, I'm not following you idiots, you got it, how can I make you keep money? Yes, we all want money, but there's none in the budget, so tell me why you're really leaving money, more money, more problems, Stanley. Of all people you should know that let me ask you this if I were money.