THE 'MONSTER' STEAK CHALLENGE | The Chronicles of Beard Ep.96

Okay, so my grandmother is 82 years old and a little crazy, but when we were kids she always used this phrase to describe my grandfather or basically any slightly stocky, overweight man she found attractive. She said, "Oh, Grande, that's all meat, a real pleasure." When I was a kid I never knew what that meant, but suddenly now I'm an adult, I know what it means anyway, that's today's video, all meat, I hope it's a real treat, it's a

steak

challenge

, which is what everyone has been asking for lately. we're almost there, hopefully it'll be delicious, it's certainly huge so it should be a lot of fun, as well as the biker's arms that are taking on their

monster

steak

challenge

.

He had actually never done a steak challenge on the channel before filming. like years ago, but this is the first one on the channel, there are many requests, so start the stopwatch, hopefully, like this, there is no point in doing it, as if it were a built-in one with a

beard

next to this knife, that It's not a knife, what's wrong with my

beard

? Welcome back. The hardest part was seeing the future Mike. I was just, you know, cutting it with the knife. Ah, that lady's face that was confusion, disgust and I think a bit of arousal there, if I'm honest, I'm just kidding anyway.

Today we are finally doing a steak challenge. Many people have asked for this, yes, ma'am. The offer only asked if I wanted her to cut my steak, but I thought technically that would be cheating, so I told her to refrain from cutting homework, but today we're at the Ryder Arms, take care of that. Why the

monster

? challenge that is a giant steak, you could say a monstrously giant steak, this thing weighs 80 ounces and you have to sit down to finish this, there is no time limit in terms of minutes allowed or anything like that, that was a big mouthful of steak.

Right there, you could even call it a metric bite, although no one would probably call it that. Whatever it is, this is the first steak challenge on the channel. I've done a steak challenge before, but it was a long time ago and to be honest, I tend to give it a try. avoid them because in my opinion I think once you go over 30 ounces it's very difficult to cook a steak well and evenly and have it taste good, but lately so many people have been asking for a steak challenge that I thought it was about time.

I cheered up and did something talking about drinks, mrs. kind of quiet offers and all she was getting drunk last night I want to socialize just so my partner in crime can keep an eye on me but yeah since I have that theory about high stakes but they don't taste good I wanted this to be a mistake to prove my theory, but it wasn't, it was absolutely delicious. I've heard some really good things about this place, they walk the talk and didn't disappoint the normal people, eat well ma'am. P wants me to show you what Brenner's meat looks like because she thinks she's upset with you.

Ordering a steak challenge was everything you could be an evil whore. Oh yeah, you need to think tactically, just give Lindsay a lesson in eating challenge strategy, here we go, order it medium. -weird, there's no other way, well, Alesis Machpelah, juice, not mine, shut up, eat your food, yes of course, the outside of the steak will surely be chewier than the inside, but honestly, I can't complain - Nick, I could have eaten it all day. long and to be honest I'm not even a big fan of steak but it had a nice creamy, rich and salty flavour, really impressive.

Luckily for you, I find five things quite attractive, so at this point it seems like most of the hard work has been done, but a lot of the bigger pieces are left here and the easier pieces first. Tony would probably budget if she didn't like sausage so much. Don't worry, just to see you, yes, I think it was a small piece of tendon or something got stuck. in my teeth, yeah that's another thing with the steak challenges, are you really Gumbel with your swallows? Sometimes that's a little strange, but when you have to try not to drown, I usually put the fastest one, so the challenge itself is, uh, it's-7. equipped to order tachi so it's expensive and you don't get your money back if you win it's pure permission no doubt otherwise we're in deal but we complain Abbi ha ha well Randy jokes, but yeah, I usually don't do that. pay and play challenges or try to avoid them but with this one you get a cool t-shirt if you win so I saw some pictures and thought yeah I want that so apparently these are actually challenge art so the stickers don't I don't know what I'm going to eat them anyway, I won't use the pepper sauce, oh, there's no time to waste food, you know, you can't waste food, you can also take a look at the dessert menu, this pepper sauce is also very good, we won not long ago. a pepper sauce, remember, I can't digest them, let's get me.

I said it in the last video. In fact, I said it in the video. Come with me, so clean that you can wash them in your circle. Someone no one likes work, understanding what you are. I'm going to choose for myself, I don't agree, no, come on, you can do better tempted by that one, what makes sense? it just explodes like bananas on top like a poison ring, nests, which is the most expensive one that I use, so yeah, as you can see the challenge. That's it, I thought I'd leave the timer running while I finished the equally delicious accompaniments.

The fries on the vegetables were very good and the pepper sauce probably should have tasted a bit of that on the steak, but nope. I'm done with the steak. I think in about 25 minutes it wasn't bad at all. I really enjoyed the meal and we are debating what dessert to order next. I think I chose something called a chocolate monster, which is pretty much a brownie with some ice cream and Anyway, sprinkle chocolate on top, I hope you enjoy the video and next time I cut some peppercorns off your nipple. I have to lick it, so that was it, eight 80 ounces.

I think the biggest solo steak challenge. England weighs 120 ounces so it should be a piece of cake really a piece of steak which is pretty good baby monster follow the steak let me see your shirt and everyone says I don't show my shirts when I win. So this one is really cool, it has as Frankenstein's monster, Boris Karloff.