THE ULTIMATE GAME OF THRONES BANQUET CHALLENGE | 13,000 CALORIES | BeardMeatsFood

this is the one I'll be remembered for so it's a bit for me welcome back to another video or if this is your first time watching it and you love seeing hairy guys the food of a Dothraki army then you're in the right place, so don't I don't know, think about subscribing, what's the worst that could happen anyway? Sean Bean warned repeatedly that it wasn't a gruff, sexy northern accent not unlike mine all those years ago and it finally happened that winter is here, by which I mean the eighth and final season of Game. of Thrones starts tonight.

I'm actually kind of excited and really excited about anything other than Five Guys, it's probably pretty much the only TV show I watch besides Alan Partridge and Curb Your Enthusiasm, you know for sure and if you're a fan of the show you know which is long overdue, it's been like two years since the last episode, so I decided to celebrate the start of the last season. I would build the biggest Game of Thrones-inspired Westerosi party ever and then Trani wouldn't. I'm sure what it's going to be like because there's some interest in the ingredients. We have some divorces of fermented crab which is apparently a natural aphrodisiac.

I rushed to your favorite establishment. I'll put a hole in that chain mail, though I'm sure it will. have the opposite effect on the lady. beard later tonight Sansa's lemon cake 100% homemade nothing to do with mr. Kipling swen areas cockle and oyster cocktail fresh from Bravo's Harbor, a Walder Frey-inspired mystery pie, but don't worry if someone on YouTube is watching this, there's no real human flesh in this baby. I just told the lady. beard to buy me a three pound pie of your choice so I don't know what's in it, hopefully it's not human flesh, a couple of Ramsay Bolton's, we had post castration sausages, some genuine red wedding wine I'm sure that it will be full-bodied and have an intense fruity flavor I've always been smart I think I just stole that joke from the front of the ball and of course my favorite character, dogs' favorite dish, a whole chicken, you'll die for some chickens , someone else loved it. scene anyway I will try to calculate the

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and display them on the screen for you but without further ado this is bad meets food aka Winged Slayer look what I did there and this is the

banquet

challenge

definitive of Game of Thrones, Valar morghulis.

I mean, it's okay. Let's follow the path I'm going to set the timer in front of this decorative drink and then I'll be stuck on where to start thinking, to start with the chicken, I've never eaten a whole chicken before, believe it or I'm not sure what the fear is , Tommy. Welcome back to another video and you know, I've always wanted to make a huge Game of Thrones inspired feast, so I thought what better time, the new season starts tonight on HBO. I haven't decided yet if I'll stay up and watch. It's like a total nerd or just wait until tomorrow.

He's like a savage, so we start with the dogs killed for chicken. I'm not sure what kind of sauce they would use in the Game of Thrones universe. I don't do enough research, but it's for you some sauce, yes, I thought barbecue, but for the sake of authenticity I let it pass. I'm going to try to get all the meat off this thing. I hope there are no vegetarians watching this. That's almost entirely the corpse, I'll just put it there, yeah. The whole chicken was surprisingly difficult for our mobile to harvest, but I got there in the end, a little ribcage, I must love chicken skin, yes everyone loves chicken skin, this was not as crispy as I would like normally, but definitely greasy.

Enough to make seven hells enjoyable. I'm bored of removing chicken when Rumsey Bolton sausages are absolutely iconic and I've seen this technique here, which is somewhat professional anyway. I have to thank my friend florian hack a lot. For this awesome metal version of the Game of Thrones theme song, he also does a lot of the video

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covers I use, so I'll link to all of his social stuff below. Look at them. He is a wizard, soon to Ramsay. Bolton is, in fact, I love it so much that I do it all the time with videos, basically every time I eat whatever the sausages send, yeah I keep thinking I should see someone about it but look at this man I'm banging that thing, they are big. sausages - next we are going to do the cockles, sure, my goodness, yes, I think I have eaten cockles maybe once in my life, the worst thing is that they weren't even the worst, the oysters were much worse, they smoked me oysters First I thought about seafood.

I like seafood, don't get me wrong, but it doesn't really go very well with other types of food. I don't really want to eat them. These are cold smoked oysters. I'm supposed to participate in the World Championships in Austria. In fact, in New Orleans in June, maybe I should reconsider that I can tell I'm trying to hustle this money. It made me feel so nauseous. I really should have left it until the end. They tasted so bad. This is already making me feel bad. I want to write the crab, how bad can the crab be, yes luckily the crab wasn't that spicy, the crab was actually pretty good, we'll find out the satiating effects later on the chicken, all the hint of lemon, then we will make some more chicken.

I thought he might be some kind of sidekick, I guess technically these sidekick arias, but I mean, I think he'd like chicken wings, it's certainly more fun than whole chicken, so moving on to wings now officially isn't part of it. of the entire

game

. of Thrones, but there are definitely a few times throughout the week of the series where you see the Hound appearing on an anonymous piece of bone-in meat, so I think it would be a wing at a barbecue, probably not grilled, ha ha. I'm telling you by the old gods and the new, the oysters and cockles were so bad those chicken wings almost taste like there was one in comparison, but I'm going to get stuck into the pie anyway, look what's in This thing, it could fry, make a nice cross section.

To you this looks delicious, look at that, oh I know this could be for humans, we know how big it is. Oh, is a cake like this normal for you? How did you check the

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in this cake alone? There are more than four thousand. I'm pretty gay, so I guess it's a hunting cake, maybe like a dove. Oh Spezza or something. I think you could have rubbed it in there a little too. Something that was quite difficult indeed. I thought this would not falter or sink. hardware we'll call it especially it's probably the best thing I've bought all year a liter dye perfect for me yeah I'm not really sure which suits me better, the giant wooden jug or the viking drinking in the viking drinking smells like horse manure, even though I've still washed it like five times, it sure smells terrible.

I'm going to clean his beard. The best Game of Thrones beard is the guy who grows too thin beards on either side of his face and then ties them up. medium, that's a great idea, okay, let's do it, check the time, 25 minutes, okay, I think it's time to break up some of this moisture. I went to read the red wine wedding. I remember years ago when I ate the daily mountain diet and once I was in I tried to clue him in. the strength doesn't fade that's strong if I drink this whole bottle I'm going to win $0.75 liters of wine a giant pie and a whole chicken it'll be a miracle if I don't contract Gow all night I won't I know if we'll get through it all , but let's finish better, no one, that everyone in medieval times dyed it like Foy, you can't eat like that every day, okay, let's eat a little more cake, cut it into small pieces, it could be. a little more manageable, normally the cake is some kind of processed meat with bones, they are like whole pieces of some type of meat, yes, I am used to making a cake with a lot of gelatin or filling, but this was really difficult to eat because it was a lot of high quality meat and you have to admit that the cross section makes it look amazing, it tasted very good, it had a very spicy and rich in salt taste, so eating a whole giant cake was not the most pleasant experience, but it was a good cake, right?

It tasted good at first I really enjoyed it, you know there are a lot of people who could beat me in an eating contest. I'm sure there are plenty of people who could beat me in wine drinking contests, things that are like fruit vinegar. Okay, thanks to the Lord of Light, the cake is ready. One thing I definitely have to try is the direwolf bread and I actually made it myself and actually, I wouldn't lie, look it started to crack a little in the middle. I'm not going to lie, but I say I made it myself from scratch.

I'm pretty happy with it, not sure what it will taste like, although hey it tastes better than cockles, yeah, how about you put it in the comments and give me a rating? out of 10 for my direwolf bread baking skills. I'm very happy with how it turned out. The direwolf bread was really good inside, light and fluffy. I'm pretty impressed with myself. I'm going to have to mark. why not, I have no idea how people drink a bottle of wine a night when Z's mom does it, no problem, it's a little more palatable. These, by the way, have nothing to do with a specific Game of Thrones meal.

I just thought they looked like a piece of medieval Blackcomb style bread, so now I'm crying out for some sweet, so let's move on to Sansa's lemon twist. How much time do we have? Only 15 minutes. I will do that. The wine is simply quelling my appetite. Look at. anguish on my face, I'm definitely more Samuel Tolly than Tormund at this point, but it was the wine that was really getting to me more than the lemon pies, but anyway I'll leave you to enjoy the rest of the video in peace and Te I'll see next time, no wonder Henry VIII blew up.

I feel buried. Oh, the heartburn I get from this is crazy. Ten minutes. Everyone's throwing up now a little like, why didn't Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen do that the first time? What was the girl the women faced? Who wants women first? Oh my gosh, I can't do it, I can't do it, I definitely can't do it in five minutes, I certainly can't finish the wine, I have to admit defeat, so close to Hope you enjoyed this, whether you read it or not You are a fan of Game of Thrones. I thought it would be something a little different, a little fun to do, baking a direwolf bread, it was definitely fun.

I'm impressed, it's a pleasure to do it. that book, be sure to let me know in the comments how you'd like Game of Thrones to end for me. In the best case scenario, the dog kills the mountain with his bare hands, tickles Santa, and then dies protecting him. Someone important like Jon Snow, how am I doing anyway? I'll see you next time dinklage peter dinklage peter dinklage peter dinkledge