The Ladies Complimenting & Flattering Craig Ferguson - Fresh New Compilation 2017 #1

I can't believe you got married I know, I know, I know, I know. You think that, so I mean all my friends, they just think you're the sexiest. They always ask me, you know what you like and what you don't, okay? I'm still terribly, yeah, wow, well, I mean, where would you like you to be? I hate being an idiot. I just wonder if he's human. Could you bring me my card? Yes, thanks. I want you to be on the card. I only want to do it once. You will receive this necklace. Thank you so much.

OK. Thank you so much. I just want you to really know that I have about 25 girlfriends who are madly in love with you and who are really upset that I'm here and they're not the same. old man please please it's too late to do me the favor now I don't think it's for you I don't think it's for you no because I'm a little shy I usually come on talk shows and stuff like that and I really didn't want to do it anymore talk shows , but my publicist sent me some tapes of yours and then I fell a little in love.

I see a lot of other women have it too. I think it's fascinating, so there are a lot of couples that have this thing where you can have a fantasy list of people that you would say, yeah, yeah, I was talking about the entourage and I put the list, girl, the clothing show, and that episode actually brought up a lot of things in our relationship because we always had the list, but then I realized that when you're in business and you know certain people, maybe it's not appropriate to have the list because, for example, Maybe you were on my list, why would you listen?

You may have been on the list. Craig Ferguson and now probably my husband. watching the show like trying to see by throwing some signal at them like but I don't think he's going to notice this at all, really subtle, oh guys he's not going to see, he's not going to know what happened, oh that's what I convinced them. I'm going to point to my pad and then, and then, it goes too far where you're going, but again the point of view points to your panorama, feasible like this, well, obviously, yes, too much, yes, ah, now you're a bunny, saying The last time I saw you, it was in New York City and you were, have you been, have you been doing?

I'm even doing Jezebel Returns James exactly Jezebel Returns, do you do that? Nellie no, we filmed it in New York, ah, that's why you don't Don't call me Eddie, you called me, remember, yeah, I understand you calling me, no, you were meant to go with me, right? I called you, right? ?, don't spit wet there, it could be used to live down there. enjoy these guys right there, drive in the West Village, call me and you won't judge me at all, they stood me up, so I guess everyone then, so you should know, I think I have to do it, really, yeah, that's nice, congratulations and I heard you have one and I have another problem with you like a very old country, well, you said you weren't going to get married again, I did, yes, I trusted, yes, I like it, yes, I'll leave it well.

Now, oh, go get married, yes I know, but wouldn't it have ended if I'd known you were getting married again? Well, I, then, we went to see me, don't you owe me, you bastard, don't you know what happened? like seven or eight times a night and um I also started following Matt or this is my thing about following you on Twitter, so I watch your show and I fantasize about what Craig Ferguson is doing at night, so in my mind, in my mind. You work really hard all day you do your show, I mean you were really hard all night, you socialize at night, you record your show and then you go home and maybe put on a robe and watch old tapes like Don Rickles and you.

Like you're having a steak dinner and smoking a cigarette and basically what you're tweeting, everyone can have their own fantasy, but then I read your tweets and it's like going to the kitchen for a cheesy beanbag, sorry, sorry, my sausage fingers made a typo and I just feel like I got it from my husband, like my husband's legs from a cartoon wearing an Asian like you'd like me to say on Twitter. Oh, putting on my tuxedo, I go crazy, a guy ready to see the old. Rickles tapes yeah, maybe this one just one, okay, thanks, I really like it.

Do you want me to tell you that? Don't you think I want you to take those sausage fingers of yours and I'm going to write me a nice dad, send me a picture of what Craig Ferguson does at night, but don't include cheese sandwiches in the kitchen, please, just once , that's all I ask of you, I'm not that pretty of a dress, you look sensational, I'm really working to sell it. for me, but my plan is to seduce you, just know, yes, I heard that you are a big flirt and I like to play, I really love it, really, you follow the old man, look what I know, I like those who get involved badly, well , I died. you died absolutely first.

I like you guys, no you can't put me on this boat like that, say, show me what you're going to, welcome to a little bit, buy me dinner and reduce just running to mess up my hair. Come on, nothing, hello. I'm Jeff and I'm not gay anymore, that's the moment we got together, we really did it, yeah, we made it happen, yeah, thanks Craig, it's been a pleasure, no, it's been mine, to feel some kind of sign, oh I really loved every second of being here. You're really pretending. No, we didn't. That every woman has faked a dream for me.

Not on your show. What's that pile-like pile on your desk? What's that? Yes, it is a big snake cup because I am insecure about my penis, have you ever come across that before I would have come across your penis? Well, do you have a chest? You know, but you're one of the comedians I would have had sex with. I know you are a married man now. so I would never do that now, of course, neither would you, I hope and that's okay. I thought you were really sexy the first time I came, I did and then I thought you were sober and I was like, oh, forget it because that's not fun. to know when you remember when you did it I kicked the I believe it now what a mess suddenly you see me when I was drunk well, it's about time, yeah, yeah, not acting, I mean, no, we're not fast, we're not fast, okay, no Don't be embarrassed I was excited It was perfect It was just perfect Absolutely perfect if we do it again for longer No, it's okay, she was great.

I'm going to call my friends. It was wonderful. Thank you so much. You said it was fine. Then I. I'm happy here I can't get any of that don't be a Jew again I'll give you money you know actually I have the same thing for me life ambition is practically over I left I know I'll just be super I congratulate you people say fantastic shoe and the Not original, it's fine. I find it, you might want to balance them soon as always. It's not such a fun meal. I'm thinking you'd make a great doctor here. I would love to be a doctor. who they never let me do it though why don't I think we should do it I've gone broke too no I'm not mysterious enough look you're so whoa that's mysterious no no I couldn't do it I don't thank me what are they up to, yeah really, yeah, something you could be like you are and that's because you see my butt, we think you have Wow, not having a butt, not senior, but actually it wasn't your butt, I know I want to see your butt.

Even more than what I said before, I thought that if you know what I mean, you wouldn't be as disappointed as if you saw my boy. I do two American style, well I'm American. I've been here for 15 years, so are you a citizen? Yeah, you log into my tattoo and all that says join or die, oh you're so badass, you should come be in the sun. It's better, you're better, yes, I have sweet attitudes. Make it and use it, use this here and somewhere else, ah, I killed you, you're so bad.