The Kurtis Conner effect

my connecting flight. So my actual flight was like one or two and it was like 10am. m., so I thought he hadn't packed yet. I need to like it, I need to like it, so I was already stressed and thought I had run home. and then I got a phone call from my manager and he was like, yeah, your bus burned down and I was like, “What?” Yeah, um and he said no, it's not. like he's serious, it's like he was burned, burned to the ground and he wasn't willing to cancel the shows because I think I can, we still do the shows, like I won't need them, I understand that obviously I still will. making them, it was also crazy because, like on Twitter, when I posted, everyone was like, is this a joke? are you kidding?

I can't tell if it's a joke or not and it's like what's the joke, what's so funny about that? It seemed like a joke because you said you were like oh, I think I said oh, the fire won't stop me or something or yeah, so maybe it should have been more, maybe it was my fault, what is it about? Doing what you do that brings you the most joy, but the money man, the money, yeah, yeah, big, so much money, just being rich enough to burn down a tour bus and I don't really care that you lost your Evanescent t-shirt, I think ever since I started doing comedy, uh, it's been very rewarding for me and making people laugh, um, it's something that I've always had, something that I never thought I could do for a living um and the fact. that I can do what I want to do and do what I want to do like no one tells me what I can't do is like any creative person's dream so it's like I'm very grateful for where I am and the fan base that I have because they're so fun and cool, it's just a dream come true, so, um, yeah, I'm very grateful and very happy to be where I am.

I sure feel like we're okay. Is there anything you want us to remove or cut? No, I think whatever it is. I think it'll be fun to do the things I said that were pretty twisted. Yes, yes, we will make sure that is the case. the only things that make sense, so it seems like that's all you do, okay, yeah, eat babies and curse Jake Paul. Yes, I'm going to start the introduction by saying that today I'm sitting with a psychopath, yes, no, not him. I know he's a psycho, damn you like photoshop, you look like the Joker too, yeah, green hair, oh no, I don't want to associate it with interviewing the Joker because I know what the Joker did when he was interviewed on a show oh Yeah, yeah, I don't want to die, Yeah, I forgot, Yeah, I don't want to get brutally murdered in front of us, come on man, okay, maybe I love that.