Pitbull's Awful Lyrics (w/ Drew Gooden and Kurtis Conner)

What's up, welcome back to my channel. This of course is another episode of Mr. 305 this is a cool place to sit like this with my kids and then with my kids so I'm sure most of you know we're all on tour now traveling all over America hosting our comedy show and in every city we can while driving we spend most of our time on the bus we've been listening to a lot of

pitbull

every day yeah almost every day we're just hitting

pitbull

and one thing What we've noticed is that a lot of their

lyrics

are really great or they just don't make any sense, so the first one I think I pointed out that this is a really popular song when we were in high school.

I remember playing it like at prom and stuff. The

lyrics

are Give me everything tonight because we may not make it tomorrow. It's basically a song about life. We have to have sex tonight because you could die. So we have to make you feel so good tonight because you could die tomorrow. It has like a million songs, yeah, first. off I really like the way this song makes me start not working hard Yeah right, photo that with a Kodak, better yet, go to Times Square, take a photo with it. Cody did the first line and finished it with Kodak and then it was just like that. with Kodak mmm don't think about it, literally nothing, yeah, so instead of changing the first line, I'll just make the second line also end with Kodak, so I'm not working hard, it's just that that's the first line, maybe don't work hard, yeah, sure, yeah. because it's not true, have you ever seen me not working hard, you better take a photo with a Kodak or better yet go to Times Square, as long as you take a photo with a Kodak camera, guys I'm happy.

I'm a happy pit bull boy in Time Square sponsored by Kodak. I saw an article somewhere that said that was actually like a sponsorship with Kodak or that pitbull was doing like a codec deal at the time because there was like a billboard somewhere on it with like a Kodak camera on it, so That was yes, and he doesn't want you to take a photo of him with a Kodak, it's a photo of him with the Kodak. Oh you can use any camera to do it so you can take a photo with any camera buddy like a pit bull with a code you can use like Canon or Nikon let's go to the strange lair tonight.

I want all of you tonight to give me everything tonight, for all we know, we might not get it tomorrow, let's do it, just remember people play this song so hard. It's absolutely a Yolo song like, let's do what we want tonight and don't worry about the consequences, but the way they say it is like dying by planting this little seed in your head, let's have fun tonight, you might die in a car accident. way home. from the club let's do it tonight I don't care what they say all the games they play nothing is enough nothing is enough keep giving me more you never said everything grab someone sexy tell them hey give me everything tonight you're right give me everything tonight steal hey give me a robber would have to specify the time of day like give me all your tonight you can wait until tomorrow no we may not make it tomorrow I think we all know we're going to die tomorrow put it in my life baby I'll make you feel good baby I can't promise you tomorrow, but I promise you, listen, baby, there's nothing I can do to guarantee that you'll live beyond tonight, but I can't, very good chances, sorry, my hands are tied. already moving my hands are tied everything I think it's like a general rule of 2010 pop songs is that you have to say tonight as much as possible because we don't know what you're talking about if there was a song like the next one Thursday, that wouldn't it be very exciting if you slip, I'm going to fall on you girls haha, but also confusing, yeah, you slip, I'm going to fall because I'm holding on to you, what I'm involved in is.

Deeper than the mazes baby, baby, grandma is from Cuba and I'm American and I don't have any money secretly, what would you say? Okay, like me, it would be someone else, no, that's him. I don't secretly receive money. Deeper than amazing. Does that mean which maze he's involved in? It's much deeper than the mazes I have in my basement. You're going to have to escape. What is he involved in? Like a pyramid. I don't understand. money like Seacrest usually rappers rap about how much money they have yeah a lot more money they have one person but this person is like he doesn't have that much money secretly okay so this is from a song with JLo I think.

Is she on the ground or yeah, tonight on the ground something like that badonkadonk is like a trunk full of bass in an old school chevy seven, a commercial donkey dog, yeah she got a donkey dog, her butt looks like the Donkey's ass, Trey's on that donkey's ass, it's furriness she's got a little tail all I need is some vodka and some thick cone on keko keko yeah, I've never heard that in my life refers to the drug addict code this coke is chunks of cocaine in the letter that's capitalized like I'm talking about the brand code maybe it's referring to cherry coke can you just another word for chunky watch?

Let's get Donkey Kong haha ​​so what do you think he's talking about? They're going to get Donkey Kong to throw barrels. I think he's talking about his blood. His butt is a seven. trade donkey dong and look, that will get Donkey Kong, you know, in Super Smash Bros. when you like it, finish to hit, that's who will do him, but I'll finish and then he'll stay there for a while, teammate , yes, and then. ruin the moments right Donkey Kong that exchange of seven no say no more get on the floor he's a thief say no more yes, meet me in the hotel room meet me in the hotel room meet me in the hotel room meet me in the hotel room and then forget about your boyfriend and meet me in the hotel room, you can bring your friends and meet me in the hotel room, so he keeps saying that over and over again.

I think he says it first for as long as he thinks it will be necessary. to get to his hotel, this looks really creepy Chan, meet me at the hotel room, meet me at the hotel, do you like that weird stuff too? Oh kinky stuff, you're disgusting, no, I'm going to put one on all the vowels. for the love of god AEI oh and you're nasty but I like your time yeah you're so nasty you want me to put two in your eye yeah this is so gross technically they're euphemisms but it's still so obvious and the euphemisms that he's using the things he's describing with his euphemisms, they're so discussed, it's yeah, it's more disgusting than just saying what you want someone to do, why yes, my stinker, don't worry, I'll hold it, give me that candy, that Nasty, that sweet sweetness, yes, that thing. that is so sweet oh so beautiful and sweet and so disgusting repulsive piece of delicious candy yes, many of these are from this article.

I found these to be like the 10 worst pitbull lyrics you could ever take, this one is about a donkey's ass. Again I watched one of his music videos and all the girls are just dogs. I like these girls. I know those aren't girls. Those are donkeys. They are not human. You have an ass like a donkey. That's a donkey. It's okay, mommy has an ass like a. donkey with a monkey, but mom has a big one for a big butt and a little red friend next teaches him the lesson somehow mom has an ass like a donkey with a monkey that looks like King Kong, so only King Kong looks like a donkey with a jumpsuit, do you want a girl whose ass looks like King Kong?

The ultimate woman just destroys us and she also says that a donkey in overalls looks like King Kong. Yeah, I don't think she's ever seen King Kong. Well, maybe he just likes Kong and grabs the girl. and then he goes up the building so maybe the donkey with a little monkey welcome to the crib 305 that's what happens with a woman down here yeah, the woman down here yeah, hey, shut up, these lyrics I just feel like they're written for people that you just don't even listen to the lyrics of Sunrise, like if you found the most die-hard pitbull fan and they read this, they would be like: I don't know what he says, but I know it sounds cool and he says and the mom is like wow and the booties are like bang bang bang bullets coming out of that loot.

The booty shot me. Come up with the most creative ways to describe booties. They look like a donkey from King Kong in overalls. With the most creative ways of saying nothing, no, saying nice. Do you know what I think if I ask my four year old nephew to write a song about it but he comes up with something similar but with a hole like a donkey bang bang bang and then to make it more confusing, I don't know? bring sand to the beach bring the beach to the sand so I was confused I never noticed beaches like I bring the girl to the sand yeah then I thought wait wait don't bring sand to the beach no one brings sand to the beach this is a potluck everyone should bring some iOS I was showing up like a wheelbarrow on the beach I'm always already when I go to the beach oh there won't be enough Sam bring mine okay so beaches like girl yeah so you say yeah , then it's like I don't bring sand to the place.

How is? How is? Would you be walking around the club just throwing sand in your eyes so you can't see in your gross ears? can't you hear how creepy I sound now let me see your budget it looks like Tom can do it but now that there's sand I don't play touchdown everywhere everywhere everywhere I don't play baseball but I hit a home run everywhere . Everywhere, in many countries and cities, I can't pronounce, which says a lot about Pitbull because he is very intelligent, yes, as far as I can tell, you can pronounce a lot of things, and in Lebanon, yes, women are a bomb and In Greece you have been invited. women are sweet, so yes, wait first in Lebanon, yes, women are bombed, there is a little note here.

I thought: Is this supposed to be based on something? So I clicked on it. Lebanese women are known to be very beautiful in Lebanon as well. has trouble with shelling, oh my god, why would you see the bigger they are, the harder they fall? This big guy and dog ad, yeah I'm just a diggity dog ​​and I'm looking for a diggity donkey, you say she won't do it. but I bet you will she says she won't but when the going gets tough and I start pushing and shoving her yeah pit bull can be very persuasive when your partner is tossing and turning at the end of the night come down one more shot in another round.

The end of the night is going down, that's my previous things about us. The lyrics say he'll say one thing and they don't like to go and say a few more things and then go back to what he said before, it makes it creepier and creepier. Once, he's really trying to emphasize the fact that he's going down. I think every lyric he has is basically a threat to a woman, yeah you better watch out, he's a pit bull fanatic. It seems like I imagine my ex-girlfriend's mom like 20,000 times, yes, at most. I think about it, I feel like pitbull is hard rock Nick, if Hard Rock really got famous, I had a pretty good time analyzing these pitbull lyrics, what did you guys say?

Well, I'm glad one of us had a good time, that was terrible. thank you all for watching, if you are new here be sure to subscribe and turn on my notifications to join Gregg, thanks to Curtis and Drew for being in this video, check out their channels and I will see you next time with a cool video where the three let's go skydiving, let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go tonight, scream, house, let me go, help me, let me go, help me, let me go, stop kidnapping me, she was just a lady and she doesn't care at all the world.