The Kung Fu Panda Ripoff From Your Nightmares

Show me this bear's butt, you know what I do? I was fine with the bears in this movie being naked until they put so much detail into the physicality. Sexy bears, I can deal with that, even the naked ones, that's fine, but in a restaurant where they serve food, you want to tell me this bear has a real butt skating around the restaurant with his butt out they crossed the line there's a line just right between her two buttocks and crossed one more fool who thinks he has what it takes to beat Freak Teddy, okay, so this part is a little confusing, but they basically completely spoil a later kind of There's a twist in the movie, so that the news that there is a new challenger fighting the monster Teddy appears in the newspaper and there is a picture of Polaris in the newspaper and he is in his costume and, as I mentioned in the last scene, Pancata is too busy dancing to remember take Polaris. washing stuff and when the fight actually comes and Polaris gets in the ring like the moment she takes off her robe the suit shrinks and once it shrinks she looks like a

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because now she has black and white stripes so everyone thinks . that he's pancata, that's like the big fun twist in the movie that we'll talk about later when we get to that part, but that hasn't happened yet until now, pancata hasn't even taken the suit out of the washing machine yet.

I haven't even remembered it yet let alone given it to Polaris let alone him cowering when he enters the ring, but I guess the animators just forgot what order this movie happens in somehow. I know the plot of this movie better than most people. who did it because in the picture of Polaris in the newspaper that happens before the fight, Polaris looks like it's one who is already fighting and two, the costume is shrunken. This movie is very strange, there are so many quality problems. Now the pretty lady likes you because she thinks. you're a great boxing champion, there are also a lot of really strange audio errors in this movie.

Luckily, he's wearing a mask that way, no one will know who he is when he inevitably bites into those things, like how does that happen? What buttons do you use? press the editing program by accident to make that happen when he inevitably bites the star, you know, when he bites, he screams, it's like someone approved this movie, okay buddy, this is

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big moment, the director is finally watching the finished film. months of hard work animating have brought you here i just hope you like it so far so good one more fool who thinks he has what it takes to be a weird plushie oh polaris is wearing the shrunken suit he's not supposed to wear that yet the director I'm going to have my head for this wait, it seems he didn't notice.

Wow, he was very lucky. I just hope that doesn't happen that way again, no one will know who he is when he inevitably bites this guy and the audio. mistake, oh no dude that's it, I'm definitely done for now, wait, he's just sitting there and that's the end of the movie. Holy, I can't believe I got away with it. Well, sir, what did you think was cool? I loved. Sick, that's amazing, so he's ready to launch, so yeah, good job, thank you sir, you know I've been waiting a long time to hear you say that, actually, are you snoring?

Wait, what are you waiting for, he was asleep the whole time but he came in. here it is okay buddy let's watch this movie how long has he been asleep for this resume looks great buddy you're hired. Wow, thank you very much for this opportunity sir. I will make you proud. I promise you this doesn't make any sense. been at my house this pasta is delicious he was at my wedding this cake is delicious and it all meant nothing that movie was delicious well I have to go I have another meeting that starts in five minutes great job again uh thank you sir where am I?

Why do I feel so well rested? Oh, I had a horrible nightmare. I was a director. You are a director. Who are you? Yes, that's probably how it happened. A real man would have the courage to show his face even if he was a big loser. I get the feeling he's not a big loser because you think you act like you know the guy well. No, I just think he deserves fair treatment. Oh, well, no, I don't know. Don't know. I'm just a shy little bear. well now it's the moment of the fight where the costume really shrinks so pancata took the clothes out of the washing machine now he gave them to polaris polaris gets in the ring and shrinks immediately I don't think it can be what it looks like pancotta friend, They're like three feet away from the boxing ring like it's right there, how can they not see the movie?

The movie doesn't make sense, I mean, I think we can all agree, right, they work at the same bar as Pancata, they all work. together they work with polaris too, how could they not know it's him from a meter away? These bears have probably known each other for years, man, they're a little silly and discreet, can this bear go to the hospital or? Something, this runny nose bear go see the doctor, dude, everything about you is wrong, man, why is he standing like that? I hate this bear as the fight goes on. Pancata is actually having a big night of his own, he's not at the boxing event because he has a big dance audition tonight, the movie never really explains what this dance audition is for from context clues, it just seems like he's trying to get on some dance team or something, so while everyone else is watching the big fight, he's out there.

Killing it on the dance floor, man, he's rolling around like he's possessed, he's contorting his body the way his body bends it, he looks like he's made out of an inflatable pool toy, and he ends the whole routine by throwing himself over the heads. judges and still entering. another abyss, I don't know why so many doors in this movie lead to black voids out of nowhere, but I hope it's okay, it's also pretty chilling that the judges don't react at all when Pancada lunges at them, I mean, or is doing the same. The sickest ending to a dance routine or he's plummeting toward his doom.

Either way, they should react somehow or at least see it go over his head, but instead they just say and when the night is over, unfortunately, pancata is of no use. In the cut, he doesn't make the dance team, but Polaris wins the fight and since everyone thinks he was ganged up on stage for some reason, he becomes something of a local celebrity. Incredible pancata, totally sensational, who would have thought he was a sweet boy? Like you have it in you, which is obviously confusing for him because he doesn't know anything about the fight that happened last night, he thinks people are talking about his dance routine, oh dude, what a dude, what's that face? ?

Hello kids, it's me sexy. Little bear better believe we're showing off these sexy bear hips in this kids movie made for kids. Also, why is his face so in shadow? He's out there, so of course now that everyone thinks Pankat is the superstar, the girl has a crush on him. He should be mad at you for not telling me how talented you are. Everyone talks about it. You were simply amazing. Pancata. I'm just Pancata. Don't be modest, ah, you are everything to me, so after Pancata soaks up all the fame, he feels guilty for fooling everyone and Polaris realizes that she can't keep up this ruse forever and pretend to be Pancata on stage.

They then decide that Pancata will have to fight himself in the next fight, resulting in possibly the world's worst montage sequence. This is going to be a really long day. Some of the shots in this montage are horrible, the faces he's making. the way his body melts and oozes when he bends, they also of course keep reusing some of the same shots over and over again, they love doing that and on top of it all there's so much moaning there's too much moaning, friend, what is it? happening in this scene what i just saw this i never noticed this before what is he doing? you know how to train for a fight, okay guys, well anyway now it's time to fight, it's time for the big fight, Venkata's training is over, now it's time to put him to the test when the fight is about about to start the snotty bear is telling the bear how good Pankad has been for business, he says the tickets are like flying off the shelves, honey, I knew the turnout would be good for this fight, but you should look at how many bets I did and then right after we get a nice panning shot of the arena where we see that the animators again forgot what was going on in the movie and just didn't add anyone at the bar which is awesome and now it's time to fight, Here comes my other eye, what if it just died right now?

They are beating him for a minute straight. What if the movie ends with pancata dying and they say, well, we did the best we could, I guess we never will? get rid of this guy, so yeah, lose. This move is called little

panda

wrestler and it's about a big fat panda who doesn't want to be a wrestler and never gets to be one, so you probably think the bar will just go up again. After this because they're basically in the same place they left off, but apparently while everyone was betting on Pancata to win, Polaris actually bet against him because he knew he wouldn't be able to beat him, I knew there was nothing. way a chubby little panda could beat a monster like that and make a ton of money, you're rich, which he uses to retire to the north pole or something and gives the bar to pancada, so the movie ends with pancata leading the bar and then turns it from a fight bar into a dance show place where you can come watch him dance, yeah, you're pulling my hair out again, aren't you, how amazing, great, the last shot of the movie that It's sick, so yeah, that's it.

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