The Jankiest VR Game We’ve Ever Played

Since I was little I always wanted to be a police officer. I love watching movies

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since I saw The Silence of the Lambs. I decided, "Hey, when I grow up I'll be a detective and save people's lives. Boring and now." I am making videos on the internet, but there is a virtual reality

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called police app, virtual reality. Well, let's play as police officers. Here's my theory, so why if cops are bad at your

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? Controversial, yes, infinite money, too, yes, why? Every day about a hundred thousand people are stopped for a speeding ticket that they don't think they deserve.

It's a free market because no one has to accept it as if I deserved that jaywalking. I have it. I have to take it off. It's totally deserted. I had it. They gave me a speeding ticket and I told him I didn't want to change my fish, the radio, classical music as always, just before, so they come, let me guess, you went a little over the limit. Ticket I deserve, so make it smooth. Would you mind? We'll kick your ass. Look, this is how you make a deal with the cops. I hope we see it in this game.

So who wants to be a police officer? Clearly you do. Oh, get in there. Okay, okay, let's do this, yeah, what's the jacket coming from? Oh, okay, you're the Kadim here at the academy. You can learn the basics. Your training. Search training. What I don't. Wow, I don't need training. Training school is for dummies. Whoa, whoa, on duty, doctor, load up, I think I have a load, Emory, okay, what's the real thing? nine ten eleven o'clock here we go Glock 22 nice the cops show up at work it's like it's okay here the guns are in this room squad cars are in this room help yourself what's this weight, what

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you need, oh, you've got an assault rifle there, just, oh, magazines, I just gotta load up, okay, I don't know how many bad guys I'm going to meet with this one.

The bag cover contains a lot of bags, ten magazines with any cop coming out of the face, let's magazines, it's like day, but it's okay, it looks like you're looking for trouble, yeah, that's a very nice name for - oh , Yes like me. I need M for it, yeah I'm going to write out some speeding tickets here, turn around Meg, no they're cool, this is what a flash looks like, this is what a flash looks like, yeah you guys did it , mm-hmm, hey this game is early access it's not cool to make fun of the change you see leveled cattle there they will harvest right now the keyboard but when it gets to a point oh oh wait I think I just walk outside there you go that's where the criminals don't They are at the station Seminoles criminals where are you?

Where is my patrol? Oh, what is this fun generation vehicle? Press the big red button. That's kind of ambitious. Yes. Police team. Flares on the roads. Direct roads using a drug testing kit. you pick it all I don't want buttons on everything in the car dude, someone clearly has some guys idea about game design and documentation. I'll just do everything in real life, easy to do, better press performance mode or is it a flamethrower, what is the flamethrower? here, bottom right, it says that, oh, that's handbrake. I read it as flamethrower, it's not exciting, you're just here, that's for the light, the light is fine, there must be a way to put your rifle away, just drop my magazine.

I have to get out of here I know the door, how do I get out? I have a door handle, put another one on it, here we go, we enter the vehicle, the trigger, okay, kids, all my information, keep your rifle with you at all times. I have to be able to let go of this so I can hit the other bugs you look like me you look like a cop oh man they might fall or there's a car up here you know, I think you know I'm pretty sure I'll be the only cop, I think he was accelerating accelerating, let's see speed like diving miles an hour in this city you think this guy is drunk, put your siren on, buddy, put your siren on, yeah, there you go, you know, wait, he doesn't stop, he shoots tires, hey , stop, oh Yeah, we got them right, feel them, okay, I like it, I like that you leave your car out a little bit to prevent the rest of the traffic from hitting you.

You better stay off the road, buddy, get ready, officer. You gotta go, oh you see those times are tough, wait where did that landlord come from? Keep your hands on the wheel. I can see those two cars. I didn't see this car. You need to call in some reinforcements. Get any big endorsement. time, so you shouldn't have it, you're driving on your knees like that, wait, I'm going to need backup here, I've got a guy drunk and he just rear-ended someone else. I'm going to check it real quick, hold on. oh my god your twin brother help hey sir get out of the car I needed to ask you come here no I'm gone what is resisting arrest don't move sir get on the ground I don't care kid oh can you grab it.

You can make him come down, come here, come down, oh wow, yes, yes, sir, the subject has been searched oh, what is this, sir, what is this, what is this, what is this, uh, will you save this for later sir you have the right to remain silent and if what you say and do can be used against you in the court of law if you don't have a lawyer we will provide you with one who will be the dumbest one we can find okay buddy , this guy we should leave, yes, the gun. your arm there has to be a way to let go of this guy there is no way he did all these things but he couldn't find a way to let go of the gun.

Great buttons, it was on your shoulder dude, really Yeti, do you have storage in the back? It's hard to get there brought me back there something right sir it's time I found my rifle Liam there yeah okay sir again it's time to move just leave the sirens on the whole time you come don't worry where it is I heard that one boy, oh here we go, get in there, wait here, find another guy, the other guy will think you can leave them. No, no, no, no, sir, it's okay, I rest of your twin brother, you better have drugs with you.

Yes, the damn car. get out of the car get in the car it's not going to happen I'm sorry it just seemed like it I loved it the other thing is not going to happen while I'm getting out of the ditch whoa there's no rest now face to the room get in there get in there damn there's no room for him, You know you're going to have to do it right, I know, it's okay, come here, come here, get on your knees, buddy, take it to the ditch, oh, oh, it's a robot. Oh, the suspect has been murdered.

You did not do it. look at that just to be sure you have to be sure you never know wait how are you going to explain it you have to do it with both legs and you didn't react well to the music because this game is just imagination cops like in the game it doesn't actually do anything by itself gives you all the toys and then you decide how to play cop yeah, it's a campaign to get the drugs in hand okay, I'm being booked buddy, I got these drugs right here, I caught you red-handed here Let's go do a great job.

I know I've been training my whole life. The problem with making this game is that we haven't used the road pickaxe, okay buddy, boom, okay, time to get out of here, yeah. Come on, get out of the damn car so you can't Oh God, or I won't buy a damn car, the things in your car are a little insignificant, get out of the car, oh, it's dumb, bro, you already thought about that, maybe it will come out. from his door no maybe just click and shoot me in the face hey they solved it fix it damn the streets are cleaner because of you you're going home and you're upset now go to your wife and your baby newborn.

This world is better because of me, a new vehicle, yes, a little more police. Okay, can you bag the body? Is there a body bag option in the back? Yeah, go get a body bag. We can pretend they already shot him. Drug test. Kick disgusting spice. Traffickers, hey, bring it back. Oh, first date. Now we figured out how to get it out of the car. Do you want to kill him, dad, the main girls hit. It could be this small for those foot problems. Medicinal coca drink. It's okay buddy, don't worry, a real hero, get him another one, don't worry buddy, the traffic comes, some would have had to pocket, baby, how's the breathalyzer?

We could see if he was weak. I liked the traffic, everyone, traffic cones, yeah. there you go put that put one of those oh over there don't look at the dirty shoes oh wait for them oh thank you sir. Traffic guard grab anything, yeah, I could take him to clean the streets here, oh, here we go, come on, buddy, yeah, put him in jail. The pillars have died in the prison of natural sun. Not good. Today I am alone at the station. I'll know. It's gone, man, push it, push me, it's like, okay, nothing like no one sees that, wait, wait, check the other side, okay, let's negotiate, they go there.

Oh, day job man, I wanted to take his mug shot. everything um, yeah, there's no mugshot for that one, I guess so, I think they teach them in police school everything to get the car out, guys, you guys from the car, it's true, oh, the m4 is over my head, there That's where I left them, that's where it is. Grab it, can you reach it? Hey Joe, here, it's a big step forward, so if you stand on this idiot, don't forget 4qi that was a police academy 101 things 101 clearly nice, well, they've done it, they made all the fun. things that are like they are like drumsticks, but everything only needs a little, but it is closed like it only needs about a hundred little mistakes, each of which takes 15 minutes to fix what is a painting, it is not a day of Fun job, right?

There is a training game for a guy, apparently yes, as you can see, the problem is that you put a patch where you just like to fix all those bugs and it's kind of cool I guess, but you add a bunch of features and everything, you're the best , Yeah. I mean, so the guy had drugs, clearly he does, you're right sir, yeah, I mean, they would just put him in jail and I would have been the taxpayers' money to house them, so you guys are just helping everyone, Yeah. one round isn't a lot of taxpayer money, yeah you're in jail Barry, a lot of people die in jail too from gunshot wounds, yeah, to the head, this is a TV show office shootout, oh , really, yes, this is the office. like the office that's so fun actually yeah I'm just in Michaels office holding it down with Suzy okay I'm in the dining room no one can stop me.