THE FLASH - Heavily Reliant on Batman and it Still Sucks

Today we are talking about the movie The Flash starring Ezra Miller. The movie begins with Barry ordering a sandwich but he is late for work and makes it very clear to the guy behind the counter that he is late for work. I'm going to talk to you for real. Quick about someone, so yeah, that's my review of The Flash. Thank you all very much for watching it. If you really want to see the video, you have to go back and slow down. Isn't that my review? Super smart. It's super fast like the

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review just for the flash to be seen, okay let's do this to get some great news for everyone, this is the first movie to debut on the nft blockchain, yeah isn't it so funny ?

Why would you make this movie cost a lot of money to make, they put a ton into marketing and lost pretty much all of it, so to get a few crumbs back they had to beg the nft community. It's so absurd to me that movies and nfts don't make sense together. okay let's move on, I'm not a big fan of The Flash, he's one of those superheroes that everyone knows, but he's like a supporting hero. Most people who don't read comics simply know The Flash as the guy in red who can run fast, sure the Flash has his own TV show and appears in the Justice League movies, but this is the first Once The Flash is on his own big Blockbuster, we finally have a movie dedicated to The Flash and it stars Ezra Miller oh we have to talk about Ezra Miller now, aren't we talking about taking the wind out of this movie's sacred potential?

Ezra Miller's declining reputation was like taking a torch to the sales ship and sailing it straight into an iceberg. It's not about money, it's about something, a message because in 2022 Ezra Miller went crazy. I'm sure many of you have already heard of some of these, but anyway I'll break them down quickly, not in great detail, obviously not. I want this review to last 10 hours in 2011 he had a disorderly conduct case and then he was a good guy for quite a while at least the law didn't catch him doing anything weird until 2020 when he had a strangulation incident and then a year before that After the film's premiere, Ezra Miller took his clowning up a notch, put on his naughty glasses and went to town.

There are the incidents in Hawaii, the Dakota iron eyes scandals, the harassment allegations, the incidents at the Vermont farm, a robbery charge, all in the same year, can you imagine being Ezra Miller's agent and get a call every other day from Warner Bros. oh no, Ezra, there's no foreigner, get that under control right now, I don't care what you have to do, whatever drug makes him do it? sleep first, yeah, I don't care, just make it stop again in the meantime, this is Ezra Miller, we should probably talk about the movie now. This movie was directed by a guy named Andy Muschetti, he also directed the 2017 and 2019 movies and I quite a bit.

I enjoyed them, they weren't perfect. However, I thought they were a good moment for this movie, but I have to say that the two elements that drag this movie down the most are the writing and the CGI. The writing in this movie is worse than fanfic and the CGI is. some of the worst I've seen in a big budget Blockbuster as we've already established Ezra Miller plays Barry Allen aka The Flash, the movie starts with Barry ordering a sandwich but he's late for work and makes it very clear to him to the guy behind the counter who is late for work can't rush to eat a good sandwich dude uh that's not true you definitely can it's almost like he's taking his time on purpose just to be and they establish in the next scene that Barry has to maintain his calories.

He consumes much more than a normal person because he burns calories like crazy when he runs at Hyper Speed. They use this aspect of his character for comedy. He is smart and dumb. I didn't really have any problems with this. Then they introduce us. to what I think is supposed to be Bat Fleck, but it's an abominable CGI version of him, he sticks out like a sore thumb from his surroundings, his cape almost looking like plastic as it flaps uncomfortably and unrealistically in the wind and his face, oh god, his face, he just looks bad, plus this is Batman who doesn't care about killing people, because yeah, he definitely doesn't care about killing people in this movie, or he shoots at people's cars with machine guns that are on his bike, and throws people. of a moving Humvee going over 80 miles per hour, the guy driving the Humvee jumps out of the vehicle as soon as he realizes Batman is there, why doesn't he slow down first?

You could easily kill yourself doing this, but you're sure to come back with the flash. he's near a building that's starting to collapse, there's a part where a woman flies out of a broken window, she initially has a baby in her arms, but then she seems to throw it away at the last second, so yeah, all these babies fly away. window Barry looks at all these falling babies and says baby shower baby, an interesting joke since these babies are plummeting to their deaths. Barry is critically low on calories, so he has to find a way to eat and at the same time save the babies and the Barry woman. he has to act fast, he puts a baby in a microwave to save it from the fire, at the end of the scene he saves all the babies and the woman in general, it's a pretty silly scene and there is some very Jank CGI in this scene, but In general I didn't.

If we don't have too much trouble, then we get a cutscene where Batman goes to great lengths or worse to stop some thugs from getting away with some explosives, which basically results in injury or death for everyone in the Humvee except one that almost fell. to her death if it weren't for the random surprise Wonder Woman Gal Gadot couldn't sound less excited to be in this scene sorry I'm late she sounds so bored why is she looking at the camera stop looking at me shouldn't she be? looking down at people she is saving the dialogue after wonder woman saves this thug it's so bad just listen to this scene dude it's so awkward but it's too big to say thank you to the almighty Persona for making up for my childhood trauma.

Not Bruce Wayne. I developed this all-powerful Persona to compensate for my childhood trauma. How the hell is this dialogue in the final version of the movie? Who wrote this? A Wattpad teenager or even worse, and why Batman's forehead and nose look so weird in this scene and why he becomes like old school Batman with the entire upper body of him. You know he has to turn like that to face people because he can't turn his neck because of his suit. I thought this is something we had already figured out. This was a problem decades ago why does Batman

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have this problem and then the flash says this I know sex exists I've just never experienced it he says it too out of nowhere it comes out of left field for no reason this scene has some of The worst dialogue written for any movie.

It has to be and you're welcome. At least in the top five. It's that bad. Hilariously, Flash returns to the guy making a sandwich and has just finished making it. How does this guy

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have a job? Barry shows he gets up late for his job at the research center he works in a laboratory I guess he's desperate to get his father out of prison he talks to his father on the phone they reminisce on the phone about Barry's late mother we get a flashback to Barry's childhood Barry and his son Berry looks nothing like Ezra Miller, which I think is pretty funny, so Barry's mother had been mysteriously stabbed in the chest when Barry was a child.

Barry's father runs into the house and finds her sitting there. Barry finds them both and his dad urges him to call 9.1-1, so Barry runs out of the house, where are you going? Dude, the phone's not outside. I guess he thought maybe his father did it at the time, so he was afraid, but he asked her why they had a happy marriage and his father didn't. He's not abusive at all, so why would Barry jump to the conclusion that his father killed his mother? It doesn't make sense, why wouldn't he assume it was an accident? After this part, Barry is overcome with emotion and he runs as fast as he can. the speed of light and it's a cool scene, this should be terrifying for Barry but instead they make it ridiculous by giving him this elastic Joker smile.

Then he opens a time glitch and it's a pretty funny scene until his terrible, goofy looking CGI head appears. in the past, if this happened then shouldn't she have seen his own head appear out of nowhere during the saving the baby scene or maybe it just happened so fast? Flash didn't see it. Barry confides in Bruce Wayne and tells him that he's thinking about saving his parents with his Newfound ability, but he waits, he didn't use it in the Justice League movie? I thought he used it to go back in time or something, or it was just in the Zack Snyder version, so it's not a canonical brunch like it is. brunch anyway Batman warns him not to do this Barry, who is clearly going through some internal conflict, asks Bruce if he wants to eat something, he wants to hang out with Batman, you know, have a good time Bruce refuses, wow, great Bruce, I just found out that Barry is thinking about going back in time to save his parents, this should scare Bruce, knowing that this could destroy everything you want him to do by himself, maybe take a bite out of Barry right now it would be a good idea.

I'm pretty sure he's not doing anything stupid, but Batman doesn't find Barry embarrassed. He doesn't want to date someone with that level of embarrassment when he said this to Wonder Woman earlier, as if they could laugh at that silly scenario later. this news reporter named Iris stops by Barry's house to talk to him, but not as a news reporter. I guess she wants to meet Barry's dad or something. Barry likes this girl, so he walks over and tidies up her place in a millisecond right before he leaves her. but I guess he just put all this stuff in his closet because it's a joke, like all this stuff is piling up.

He asks if he wants a beer. She said yes. He opens this refrigerator and discovers that he doesn't have one, so he vibrates. through the wall to run to the nearest bar so he can buy two and run back. She does this instead of just saying uh, I don't have any beer, so it's a little weird, come on, that whole vibrating through the wall thing. it's so dumb, if this really worked wouldn't it also fall through the floor anyway and how would these bottles survive the vibration through the wall not to mention your clothes? Okay, superhero logic, so he gives Iris one of these beers, opens hers and explodes like haha, it's funny you know, because he was vibing so fast, he starts talking mostly just to this random girl who still is in his apartment, he starts talking in depth about his mother's death, he even pulls out security footage that he wants to use to prove that. his father is innocent, this guy has no RIS, absolutely negative game, everything this guy has done so far has been some kind of massive red flag for any woman.

What Barry does next is far from normal, plus he's basically talking to himself and still mentions. how if her mother had never needed tomatoes in the first place she would never have asked her father to buy them which would ultimately save her life so all she needs to do is make sure her mother gets tomatoes when she goes shopping and everything will be fine. Well, he says all this in front of this random girl, by the way, who knows she's a reporter and will probably remember these things which in themselves are pretty weird. What's even stranger is that she is still madly in love with him.

He likes it very much. As much as she's spewing all this out in front of the reporter, she could report that Barry is mentally unstable and that his lab research is useless. Somehow, this guy doesn't scare Iris at all after all this madness. He leaves her there alone in her apartment. He says, "Okay, see you. I guess go out or something. Let's talk about this possible scenario to save the mother. Apparently someone had broken in and stabbed his mother. His father wasn't home, so he couldn't stop. When his father comes home, he finds his wife sitting there stabbed, but his father only left because he had to get tomatoes, so apparently Barry's father being there would prevent his mother's death, so I guess this mysterious person who came in and stabbed his mother was thwarted by his father because they never tell us, this person never came into his house to begin with because he saw two people, there was an accident, he accidentally stabbed himself fatally. with his kitchen knife, how the hell does that happen?

Oh my god, they don't. I don't really explain any of this. Barry is impulsive in this movie and it's infuriating. He's so desperate to get his mother back that he throws all logic away. the window to do so. He wants to completely rewrite history. Changing this little thing will have an effectdrastic. impact on his timeline Barry even says this to Batman, he's like, oh, the butterfly effect, the butterfly effect, but he goes ahead with this dumb plan anyway, why doesn't Barry stop to think once he that may be messing with your timeline like this, it could be bad. idea, instead he instantly travels back in time to get that can of tomatoes, places it in his mother's shopping cart and goes back in time watching this new timeline unfold while doing this, he is attacked by a random purple guy and they force him out of his time.

The portal was that the worst thing is that he runs home and finds his mother alive and his father is also at home. Find out that this universe is Berry outside and jump on it. Barry tries to question this second Berry. He hides his identity by wearing underwear over his face. As? Stupid is Barry, how is it possible to be so stupid? This guy works in a science lab and makes the worst decisions imaginable. Like, seeing yourself in this timeline, why the hell would you jump on him if the original Barry just left the house at worst?

Barry's parents would just be a little confused by a couple of days and then they would move on with their life, but Barry had already ruined the timeline, so you know, you better move on, what's that phrase? If you are going through hell. keep going, that's exactly what Barry does. Second, Barry takes off the original Berry's underwear and says, "Oh my God, it's me" and passes out, which is another chance for the original Berry to calm down. He could try to use his super speed to go back to the time he had that date with the girl, but instead he decides to somehow get the second Barry to his room as if they just showed up there together, I have no idea how they managed to overcome to their parents, but who cares about that.

I guess he used super speed to Zoom in there, okay, what did you do? I had to move you, but I only did it for a second. Berry comes to accept this shitty reality too quickly. Now I know they live in the DC Universe, but then they are set in this timeline. There are practically no superheroes other than Batman and Supergirl, but no one knows about her, so superheroes are not an everyday thing in this timeline, so a random superhero shows up with your face telling you that it's you from the future with a superpower. I think anyone would do it.

I think they're going crazy, like that's crazy, even though they make this second Berry a weird Stoner type character. Did you know that in terms of human male and female? Come on, reading human, oh yeah, Abby, yeah, they make the second Barry this Super weird. Hyper-immature version of the original Berry, the hilariously original Barry, asks the second Barry to promise him that meeting him won't ruin the Space-Time Continuum. Broski. Why does the original Berry remember that today, even though many years ago, was the same day he got his powers in his timeline, he knows this because of a storm that comes out of nowhere, okay, that's bullshit, but I sure know that this is a very important day for him, you know, so maybe he would remember the day, you know, but the exact time it happened.

I don't think he remembers that, but of course he does, his plan is to give the second Barry his powers so that everything works normally, so he takes the second Barry to the lab where this is supposed to happen in the exact same place where it happened and I guess in this timeline all the chemicals that are needed to make this happen are still there somehow even though Barry isn't working in this lab, very convenient, so yeah, whatever Barry brings second Barry. to this place because he doesn't want to create a space-time paradox. You know the butterfly effect well.

If he never gets his powers, then he will never be able to go back in time, so he has to get his powers right. It's really funny how the problems in this movie compound. This is because Barry makes the most brain-dead decisions imaginable, but he remembers the exact moment he got his powers on this day to be able to get to this place. The original Berry has to take the high school and put them both through a door and glass in this phase. Through objects is pretty stupid, but for the original Barry, whatever he is, he has superpowers to be able to do it, but taking someone else and doing it to them is also friction, it's the same reason you can't move people very away to Hyper Speed. but I only did it a little, shouldn't that kill them?

You're shaking their bodies so fast that they can pass through matter and that doesn't kill someone. As? Yes, secondly, Barry should be dead, he survives somehow like he should have. scrambled egg brain his blood should be boiling his skin should be melting like, come on buddy, he'd be like human soup after doing this, you know, in an attempt to get everything ready, things go wrong and both berries are hit by a ray. In this scene, secondly, Barry gains his powers and the original Barry loses his powers. Can lightning do that? Although, would lightning come through a window and hit you like that?

Maybe I would. I don't know, I'm no expert, but it seems unlikely. Secondly, Barry has the brain of a chihuahua, so when he gets these powers, he struggles to control himself and runs around town. I have to say that the practical filmmaking in this movie is a little funny at times, especially during this scene, there are explosions and a lot of fire. a truck spins and flies everywhere, what makes me so sad is that this scene looks much better than the CGI vomit we see in the third act, so yes, the second Barry has things going on, but who cares that the later original Berry shows the second Barry his special. ring that houses the Flash suit you press the side of the ring it opens and a small suit flies out and expands to its full size if that's really how you open this ring by just pressing the side do you know how often they would accidentally do that ?

Open this ring and then a suit will fly out, although this is The Flash so he could easily put it back on the ring without anyone noticing, but I think opening the ring should require more than just pressing one side and then leave. out of nowhere General Zod appears, what happens next, Barry visits Barry's strange friends and once again realizes that he completely ruined his timeline, he discovers that Aquaman was never born, he learns that Wonder Woman isn't there, how many times does Barry show up? he has to learn the same lesson over and over again, he learns that Batman exists in this timeline, there is no Batman, I am Batman, so they go to his mansion to find him.

Luckily for Barry, he lives in the same place, so he's fine. I didn't know you painted, they found Michael Keaton looking homeless, he's this timeline, Bruce Wayne. I have to admit, seeing Michael Keaton as Batman again was cool for me because I grew up with those movies and it's like, Oh my God, kid Michael is Batman again. Come on, I really hate that this works on me because deep down I know it's a cheap attempt to appeal to people with nostalgia and I know that's basically all Hollywood does these days, so I guess it's important to keep that in mind , but I also think it's okay to enjoy things I don't know.

Bruce makes a metaphor for the space-time continuum with spaghetti because Barry is so dumb in this movie that he needs someone to explain this to him like he's a baby. Bruce refuses to help them, so Barry, being a genius, decides they'll just steal the devices off his back, so they infiltrate his Batcave like that's what's going on, but Barry is smart enough to know how to use this timeline's batcomputer immediately as if you discovered the back computer sits. He looks at it and starts using it without problems. There is no password to enter. I guess he just starts using it like you do.

There's a part where the berries are arguing and there's a part where Barry's second mouth barely moves with his, you won dialogue. Don't even tell me why you're here, it's amazing. Barry then says that he read all about temporal paradoxes and causal loops. Oh, he did. I could have been fooled because this is the same guy who deliberately went back in time to ruin everything. knowing that would ruin everything but he did it anyway Bruce decides to help this kid find Superman because he can relate to Barry's grief over his dead parents but it doesn't happen naturally at all, he hears Barry basically talking to himself and then randomly, Okay, you convinced me, now it's time to put the suit back on after many years of not wearing it.

It took random twins from a different timeline to convince me that the world needs Batman again and then secondly, Barry faints at the Batman reveal. He didn't know Bruce Wayne was Batman when he was literally sleeping in the Batmobile earlier, he even comments on how he saw this car on the news when he was a kid or something, why is he so serious on the news when I was? ? kid, I think it's pretty obvious that Bruce Wayne is Batman, after all, you're in the bat cave, who the hell else did you think this guy was? What did you think we were doing here?

I thought this was cousin's dinner, so the two berries. he joined Batman in his bat-jet and they flew away seemingly without discussing a destination or any real plan. Batman takes them to the Arctic where the berries meet Russian scientists and soldiers. Why did Batman bring them here? He knows they're looking for Superman, but this. timelines Batman doesn't know who Superman is because Superman doesn't exist in this timeline. I guess he just knew that the Russians had a very powerful asset in their possession locked in this little cylindrical cell somewhere and Batman knew exactly where he was.

That's convenient, I guess a 71 year old Batman proceeds to kick out all these guys when he hasn't been training or doing the Batman thing for however long. I mean, he looked like this when they found him in the next room. a locked giant steel cylinder Batman fails time and time again to hack it, so secondly, Barry uses hyperspeed to figure out the cell's combination because he tried all the combinations. I tried every combination, which is smart unless you think about it for two seconds. You know how long that would take. I know secondly, Berry had a box of Twinkies before, but he would need a lot of Twinkies to try each combination and the computer is in Russian.

Secondly, Barry doesn't know Russian, so he would just press randomly. buttons and hoping for the best, so unless you slow down time and you've been trying this for five years, there's not much point in moving forward anyway, so this giant cylindrical cell opens up and secondly, Barry keeps commenting how it looks like a testicle, it's very It's funny because it's around the big scrotum. Cyber ​​security with a flip phone. They find a random woman in this cell and decide to bring her with them. She is in this cell wearing a red and blue suit that is very similar to Superman's suit.

Why would the Russians stay? her in this cell with her super suit, you'd think they'd put it somewhere else for the Russian soldiers to corner. The moment Barry is shot, in the process they dive under the ball to find a different exit, so this septuagenarian in a Batsuit is forced to help the second Barry, how come the back of this old man has not yet given in? Batman uses an explosive charge to blast an elevator like a rocket upwards. How much do 180 each weigh plus she weighs 440? How much do they weigh? shoot what appears to be several hundred meters, watch them explode in this pit, but everyone is fine, although the Russians show up immediately after, the woman they saved is revealed to be a super girl and she saves the day they escape and return to home. to Batman Mansion this woman is also known as Kara Zorel she is a Kryptonian like Superman she informs the berries that she was sent to Earth to protect Superman but I guess he never made it to Earth she has an epic line I'm not a human I'm a Kryptonian, I say it like I'm a girl, hell yeah.

Boss moment and then she flies away because she doesn't want to help them. They are below her. Fuck you. Bruce offers to help the original Barry get electrocuted so he can regain his powers. Supergirl. finds Zod, basically flies directly to his location, is pretty useful, this internal GPS seems to have every character in this movie, gets there just in time to witness Zod betraying the military, barely says no and, hilariously, Zod He turns around because he hears her say this like, come on. Dude, I know she has great hearing like all Kryptonians, but how could she immediately recognize her voice?

It doesn't make sense for a human to be that high, so when she heard her voice she said, "Oh my God, it must be her." I guess it's a little weird how they can hyperfocus on her hearing, you know what I mean, there's gunshots. around them, but it doesn't drown anything for them, they canchoose what they listen to, is it always this loud? In the next scene, Bruce helps Barry into an electric chair and fries this guy and doesn't work like he's already practically dead. Supergirl arrives, picks him up and flies him into the sky because she knows what they're trying to do somehow.

When did she find out that Barry is trying to get his powers back through electrocution? Anyway, she flies him to the top. to the clouds so he can get closer to the beam, they smack his butt again and she makes him fly back down, obviously he gets his powers but it would be so much fun if he just died and didn't need these chemicals to splash on him too, no it's just electricity that does this for him, so it makes sense when they electrocuted him in the chair, they had the chemicals, but it wasn't enough electricity, he had to be hit directly by the second lightning bolt that Barry passes by. some time to spray paint an old bat suit red, cut off his ears, and put a flash logo on his chest because obviously OG Berry is going to wear his suit again, so I guess it's pretty convenient that the berries are the exact same size as Batman, since these are tight-fitting suits, the Batsuits fit Bruce Wayne perfectly, it would be very strange if they just fit Barry, they do it second, Barry comments that it is a little more Baggy or something, but I find it fits pretty well.

There's a super cheesy exchange between Barry and Bruce. Barry is trying to convince Batman to join them in defeating Zod. He says: Are you in? and then Batman says, "You want to go crazy, let's go crazy." crazy, let's go crazy and he says this with his denture list, he's so bad, dude, how am I supposed to take him seriously? Oh my god, Supergirl has been a prisoner of the Russians since she came to Earth. I don't know where she got the Supergirl Suit from who cares about that, whatever it is. Zod also says something about terraforming Earth to make it more like Krypton, he says now.

Let the terraforming begin, but technically terraforming means shaping a planet like Earth to make it habitable for humans, so Zod isn't trying of terraforming the Earth but of cryptography the taskmaster Batman Supergirl and the berries fly into battle. Supergirl launches a missile that heads straight for the bat. Jet Batman just flies through the explosion, then does this little spin maneuver with the ship and then they start getting shot at like a million bullets and strangely Batman decides not to do these evasive Universe when they get shot at, maybe it's It's just been a long time since you piloted this thing and you forgot how to do it, why aren't you turning the ship?

I think it would be a really good idea to do it right now, the berries and Supergirl arrive at the boring and desolate stretch of flat desert to fight CGI Zod and his bullies there is not a single Cactus or Sand Dune Insight just nothing. I couldn't think of a more boring place to have an epic showdown this scene is a terrible CGI fight even Barry's face looks noticeably dumb at the moment Barry is cut down while they are running by a random thug it's almost like there's bumped into the sword on purpose or something. OG Barry runs back to save him by vibrating his arm against this guy, it looks so weird if you can.

They do this whole vibration thing, so why don't they do it to Zod? It seems like it would be a very good idea. They eat like a hundred Nutter Butters. They run up to Zod and vibrate both hands on this guy's head. I don't think he. I'd survive with two hands on my head and you can't tell me he moves as fast as the flash because later in the movie, in the second, Barry is running around him and he's like, "Oh my God, I can't see, so what?" because?" When the berries try to kill Zod, it's very peculiar, apparently it's called a phase, when he can pass through objects or use his limbs to kill people by sticking his limbs into things, man, if only Invincible's red Rush had this power because then everything the program would basically do it.

It doesn't happen again with what he was saying before Zod tells Supergirl that they need his blood to remake Krypton. She also tells him that Superman died when he was a baby, this angers her and they fight. Barry is trying to teach the second Barry how not to do it. be dumber than him this scene tries to convince me that it's good because they play a Jack White song in the background and I like Jack White's music, I don't know if it's actually Jack White but it sounds like him, but I don't I let myself be fooled, good tactic, but it won't work, as expected, Batman's plane is hit.

I mean, he clearly doesn't remember how to fly the thing and the ejection hatch malfunctions, so Batman flies his ship Kamikaze style into Zod's ship, so yeah, he's dead. Supergirl manages to hit Zod like he was a thing of steel, he crushes him like an idiot. She thinks she just defeated him, so Supergirl tries to use the wrist device on her and, while she's worried, he just stabs her. It must have been a pretty crazy stab because Supergirl just stands there and lets them KO her, so it was easy. Supergirl's second dead, Barry, is like they don't have to be right, so they both run faster than the speed of light to go back in time, second Barry.

He shouldn't know how to do this properly when the original Barry was explaining everything to the second Barry in his room at the beginning of the movie, literally nothing was coming through to him like the second Barry's brain was a brick, so he makes this part be quite stupid. Should not. he knows how to go back in time and not only because this is Barry's second time going back in time, but he immediately knows how to go back a specific amount of time that he doesn't accidentally go back to like the Stone Age that he just knows. . how to do it suddenly, cool to be fair, the original Barry didn't really know what he was doing either, but they solved that problem because some random purple guy pulled him out of the Little Portal before he could do anything to make the berries go away . back in time just before Batman shoots up Zod's ship because they want to save Batman and Supergirl, of course Supergirl and Batman die again despite their efforts.

Secondly, Barry is desperate to change things, so he comes back again and again, but fails every time the original Barry tries to do so. convinces the second Berry that this is an inevitable outcome, he refuses to believe it and then the purple guy from before appears, he breaks into Barry's time bubble, it turns out that the purple guy's AI is another version of the second Berry, this version of him has been trying and failing over and over and over and over and now he looks like this, then we get to see a bunch of different timelines floating through space-time and we get a glimpse of each one, this is when the movie decides to resurrect the actors to give them a horrible new CGI or AI appearance and then wait, oh my god, who do I think it is, it's our guy Nicholas Cage as Superman, what are they doing in this movie?

You have seen those photos just when Nicholas Cage was going to perform. Superman, but he never did it, so who's the producer? And they said: John Peters. I said, "Okay, what do I do?" You have to go meet him. I said, Okay, he says I have some directives for you if you're going to move forward. the process he goes through, three things, okay, I said okay, one, I don't want to see him in that suit, two, I don't want to see him fly and three, he has to fight a giant spider in the third act, but this movie features a timeline where he played Superman, except this isn't actually Nick Cage, he's a CGI abomination.

If only they could get the real man to make a cameo, this part would have been legendary. Crunchy old Berry attacks OG Berry, but secondly, Barry saves him, so old Krusty. Purpleberry basically ends up killing herself because the moment Barry is killed, the original Berry goes back in time to take the can of tomatoes out of his mother's cart. They share a moment together, it is very moving. Until you realize that this woman is acting extremely strangely around someone she thinks is a stranger staring lovingly into his eyes and doing that with someone you just met. this woman is weird at the end of this movie, Barry rushes to the courtroom to conclude his father's trial, showing us that he will probably get out of prison and then the girl Iris from earlier in the movie shows up, she asks Barry to invite her to dinner.

She is the horniest girl in the world. I swear to god. Barry is the best he can do, come on dude, that can't be true, why? like this guy, this girl should think Barry is crazy, he's a weirdo who can't be saved, doesn't she remember their last conversation together when he left her at her place and disappeared out of nowhere after rambling about nonsense random? OMG, I guess this girl must have a king for mental illness, that's the only thing I can conclude. You thought we were done putting old actors in their younger roles. Well, you were wrong.

Welcome back George Clooney. His back credit card is reaching its limits. I needed this Cameo never leave the cave without it the post-credits scene is just Barry talking to Aquaman drunk it doesn't make sense Perry I have it here so yeah huh that's the flash very dumb movie there are some nice moments here and there, there are a lot of jokes and practically none of them land. I should have seen that in slow motion, seeing Michael Keaton in action again as Batman was cool even though all these fight scenes were CGI it was still pretty cool, most of this movie was pointless CGI vomit yeah.

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