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The Dan Patrick Story: A Tale of a High School Loser | 7/23/18

The Dan Patrick Story: A Tale of a High School Loser | 7/23/18
if what a big deal to beat 21 I just there wasn't anything at 21 I couldn't do at 18 so and I didn't have a car so like I was pretty much a

loser

I was always waiting for somebody to come in you know I never told this

story

god this is so bad all my friends well people that I grew up with they all had cars and we you know we had one car and there were no no I had two older brothers and so there was no other car to go around my senior year in

high

school

I rode the

school

bus a couple of times senior year yeah I did yeah it was really really sad to be out there and then there would be freshmen and they would be like aren't you a senior like oh yeah got full understand mr. outside doing it of us I know so here I was you know this decorated athlete one of the greats they'd ever seen you should be driving the bus yeah and I would I'd get on it and I just sit in the seat and I was like man it's so sad I rode the bus part-time my senior year in

high

school

mustache no I couldn't even grow a mustache I'm okay I'm okay yeah weakly I have a delicate question were you were you kind of a nerd in

high

school

no you were cool I don't know because all the evidence you're putting out there right now no no there's a difference between being a nerd or a

loser

okay yes I'd know what you talked about like you were a nerd I was you know probably a

loser

as well fair enough yeah if you removed basketball from your resume in

high

school

would...
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you event it hell leg to stand on I was class clown okay my senior year so I had that going for me but really even the clown has tears that can cut both ways yes it's really funny and really annoying all at the same time class clown yeah the efforts the kids feel bad for and ignore you on the bus or the pointing fingers at you because you were tall right you're not gonna mess with a senior even though it's sad there are no those kids had no fear me I was 6-3 148 you're on the bus miles and I was so sad but did you guys ride the bus your senior year oh I had a Corvette yeah it didn't help me a bit but I McLovin did you ride the bus first of all I would have walked but no of course I actually spent a hundred dollars and I bought a bike a ten-speed and I just said I got a safe face and you know so people would be like Oh riding your bike getting in shape but I said yeah that's what I was doing it was I couldn't bear riding the bus again see nowadays you could have said that was environmentally friendly yeah that's in car 10 but my mom would pack our lunches and I never got anybody never anybody going hey I'll give you this for that never and that's unheard of when it comes to lunches but I'd have a bologna sandwich with American cheese and mustard Wow Yesi did you go one slice of Bologna one that's all you got mom we would go to the butcher three fingers and we would get the thinnest slice of Bologna you could poss where to god I...
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could see you through the balloon I swear to God and we would get one slice American cheese and an apple and I think we would get like a few cookies and then you'd go in and you get your little carton of milk and I would just look at these other people and go no variety no mixing it no no my mom's famous line whenever we were hungry go get an apple like okay mom have an apple and I remember it got to the point where I'm like I can't I can't eat this lunch you have a kids have big turkey sandwiches and candy bars yes ho hos and Ding Dongs and Funyuns and so done I was like what a

loser

riding the bus packing my own lunch brown bagging it acne and I was 6-3 148 does anybody want some of this getting Jenny batty like that I did get Jenny batchi for a little while I had I had Jenny in the palm of my hands if I wanted you have been you blew it I did you said the phrase I had Jenny day yeah I didn't finish a little while he said I had a run with her yeah I did what yeah I've got from June of afore never had Jenny back I think I kissed her a couple of times yeah it was pretty scandalous at the time she no no no but I was so shy and insecure in

high

school

that I knew she wanted to go to the prom with me and I didn't ask her to the prom and then somebody else swooped in of course because if Jenny batchi was still available somebody was gonna swoop in came the Cata ring no no no Jake Heffley just write a little note and I couldn't do it couldn't...
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do it and so I lost out on Jenny Bochy and I know that she's married in living in upstate Ohio and probably happy but I mean she could have been happier she could have and I feel bad because she probably has to go through each day thinking and watching TV yes like she's Jenny is watching right now and looking at this face and she's probably thinking oh man he had so much acne and I remember like I'd rub up against his face and they have like whiteheads yeah and his hair was parted down the middle and he was so skinny he was funny yeah what could have been could have been a contender she could have been looking longingly at the TV as you're giving the Lombardi Trophy to Peterson the Eagles and all the other things I'm a guest I'm guessing that you know all my girlfriend's my former girlfriends who did that how you like me now economy yeah but I I don't even need to say that they know that opportunity lost on their part no question who's laughing now hahaha yeah mr. acne I'd hide in the house as long as I could because I don't want to be out there standing out in the driveway waiting for the bus to come by and all of a sudden my mama go boss's chair I'd run out like duck what was the car you needed like what we've talked about this for was the car if you had it your senior year your whole life have been different like all those movies mmm I all my friends had big-block engines well all of them like a 1:1 friend had a...
roadrunner Jim swagger had a roadrunner Chevy Malibu I had a friend who had a a 396 Chevelle Jeff Bentley I think had a 396 Chevelle you know all my friends even even those who didn't have great cars they had like a 67 Mustang Fastback yeah 40 this was strictly a financial thing or they didn't trust you with the car they just you know with the one slice of Bologna that just wasn't enough to get a used car to get you there was no there was no car at home cuz my dad had the car then I told her brothers and I was not on the you know the pecking order was not in my favor and I didn't have any money so that pretty much throw that all together and you got to lose her sitting on the bus his senior year yeah see yeah I felt like in

high

school

if you even had a car it was a huge win yeah you know like there wasn't really like oh you're only driving that it's like whoa you have a car yeah sweet and if you had a car you could get a date like you know girls didn't they just one know if you could get from point A to point B that was it and my first car was a 69 Volkswagen that there were no floorboards in the back so if you sat in the backseat you had to keep your feet up the whole time because there was no floorboard there and that you had to park it on a hill and jumpstart it took Barb Doria on a date and we had to park away from the restaurant but we had to park on a hill because that's the only way I could get it started when we came back out so we...
had to walk like a quarter of a mile to the restaurant because I couldn't find a hill to park the car on to go into the restaurant yes but she won and Donn barb no barb was there for a little while longer barb was uh she was quite the she was another one I screwed up too insecure you know I get to the point where they'd like me and I go why do you why would they like me like I would never like me why would you like me for more Dan

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