THE COUCH POTATO

Hey kid, today is a beautiful day, the sun is shining, it's a little cool and I was ready to go out and enjoy the outdoors when I suddenly remember that today I'm spending the day with the

couch

potato

and everyone knows it.

couch

potato

isn't going anywhere huh, I don't think that's the right thing to say oh hey, come on, what do you mean that's not the right saying, yeah, yeah? I think you meant the couch potato, no, no, I didn't mean the couch I need oh oh oh wait my bad the broccoli couch oh oh how about the pomegranate couch I'm sure that's not a thing oh I just remembered the saying oh boy well what is the saying my God, dad? okay, without further ado, let's see what the couch is dad doing today I bet we know he's sitting on the couch, well let's see, let's see, what wait a minute, why is this book wobbly, the addict to the television, uh, remote controls everywhere with this guy, oh god, okay, here we go, the couch potato, oh, this already looks spectacular, oh. it's going to be good I can feel it I'm a potato not a small potato like my brother not a sweet potato like my mother oh no a mashed potato like my uncle I'm still a couch potato oh yes it's true my favorite place to slouch is in the sofa, I spent all my free time sitting in this exact place, why should I leave this comfortable and cozy sofa?

It's got everything a potato could need, look, I've got this, oh that looks familiar, and this yo-yo and this games console, thingamabob. and one of these ando's and this one oh popcorn and that oh that's a lot of butter and these oh everyone loves bunny slippers oh and this one look at it this button activates a device that brings me snacks whenever I want oh my god, this is the most sophisticated sofa I have ever seen   where do you buy a sofa that pours milk and carbs directly into your mouth? I'm impressed and I don't have to move an inch much easier than going to the kitchen if the most important thing in life is to be comfortable at all times then I think I have it all figured out ah oh I don't think our little daddy is in for a treat hard to wake up it is not the most important thing in life to be comfortable because then you will never leave your comfort zone and discover new things, maybe you will find out before the book ends, we will see, but wait, there is more, I have not revealed the Best part of my whole setup, oh look at this, it's like screenotopia, it's all you see in front of me, take a look around and take it all in quite spectacularly, right, yeah, it's a sea of ​​bright screams wall to wall bright, what joy, what bliss, these screens here show my favorite television shows, they seem to be uh french fries, uh, crazy yams and mashed potatoes oh, is that your uncle this screen has all my messages unanswered these screens are where I play video games and this screen is a live stream from my friend my best place for life hey friend this is how my friends and I spend quality time together it's much easier than trying to meet somewhere like what people did in the old days that's for sure hey, asshole, hey buddy tato, wow, everything from your couch, I mean, it sounds amazing, but I feel like something might be missing, well, let's see, yes from this same couch I can control everything in my life with just a few taps and a couple of clicks not bad eh yes sir, at least this is the life that's what I thought until the other day what happened the other day we'll turn the page and find Something strange happened, someone knocked on the door, it was a look of delivery, the front door camera also comes out of this million dollar couch, huh, look, what was it?

It was my newest device, a video camera that would allow me to watch myself. react while I was watching all my favorite shows woohoo wait a minute you're going to watch a show and you're going to see yourself watching the show why oh oh okay oh okay all I had to do was plug it in and my room no, my kingdom would be complete but suddenly, oh no, the lights are off, can you see anything? oh, the potato cut off all the electricity in the house because of too many devices oh no, what are we going to do? everything went dark, look outside, entering, shouting, yes, I reached the window.

I drew the curtain oh oh the brightness the sun seemed brighter than I remembered oh but look look do you see this what a beautiful day outside? That's what I wanted to explore out there, well there's nothing better to do so I decided to take my dog ​​tater for a walk but tater is happy to be outside it's been a while he has his little hat on just like I do everything it was as vivid as a 156 inch high resolution curved screen but even more realistic wow that was so specific after that after a while something smelled oh fresh and after a few moments I realized it was the smell of the air that the fresh air let's do that again ah oh yeah that feels good I heard a noise some chirps a ringtone maybe but no I looked at the I see some real birds that's right the tweets are from real birds and then I walked down the street From block to block and I crossed the neighborhood, I finally found a park with a hill and there was a huge tree at the top, it looked like just a desktop background.

It was really clean, I leaned against the tree, it wasn't as comfortable as my couch, it wasn't even closed, but after a while, ah, it wasn't so bad. Any worry about the power going out and what I might be missing was gone. I'm not thinking about my favorite shows or my unanswered messages or anything else. You really know what is happening to our little couch potato right now. The couch potato is living at the right time. Have you ever heard that phrase? Live in the moment. Don't get distracted by something else or thinking about someone or something that isn't there but you're really present that's what's happening right now it's very zen I noticed the stillness the view the sky the clouds the sunset and those colors OMG it took a while because there was no fast forward option but finally the sun sank below the horizon like it always does when I got home the light was back on oh hey energy the energy is back I sat on the couch ugh I pressed the button to brush my teeth mushy scratched soft soft soft scratched i i I pulled the lever to put on my pajamas, bloop, I turned the knob to see a children's story, a bedtime story, good night, dad, hey kid, then I noticed my reflection on one of the screens, I wondered how much of my life had passed in that very moment.

It was at that moment that I made the decision to quit couch potato humor a little more often, maybe every day, even bold decisions happen and that's what I did. It is a new day. I started going out with my friends. my best friends outside we started riding bikes when we were little and hiking and swimming, splash, splash, splash, hide and seek, sometimes we eat snacks and play board games, sometimes we talk all day, we can look at the clouds, no There's a big plan, we just see what happens, oh, I see what happens. happening here, Potato and his friends are just going with the flow, that's right, just being in the moment, makes me wonder: what if I don't always need to be totally comfortable?

It's a great thought, great thought, what if I'm happier when I have a better balance between my gadgets and the outside world because it turns out I'm much more than a couch potato, I'm a couch potato, I'm a couch potato. television, I'm a television addict, I'm a kind addict, here you go, bubbles, I'm an entertaining yellow potato and I'll sit on a hill and watch the papa sunset ah yes, there's a big world out there and I want be a part of it in person in real life, but don't get me wrong. At the end of a long day after running, playing, talking and laughing with my friends, I still think that it is tremendously nice to lie on the couch with a book, in this case The Hunter and the Fry, and a good cup of what that is. that an herbal tea is cocoa, so many potential options and, oh look, it's a new day in Spud's life and, well, did you get the big idea?

Did you know what it was? Oh, that was the great idea. is that you can't put a premium on it what does that mean you can't make the number one most important thing in your life be to be comfortable what no, no, you have to get out of that pickle jar oh, but I like my saline solution, Yeah? Yes, no, I know you make your salt water, your brine is fantastic, oh it's very good, yes, but you want to go out and see the world and experience new things because if you're always comfortable, you'll never know anything new and exciting. and expand your horizons, oh, then maybe I should go visit other jars, yes, you should definitely visit other jars, see how they are pickled, yes, see how they are pickled, oh, this could be exciting, okay, I'm going to go, oh oh, that was fast, that was fast. oh, okay, okay, sure, sure, I'll get your remote.

Okay, thanks, I see you want to go. Oh, wait, okay. Someone else is giving me a remote control. Alright. Okay, I'll take yours. It's okay, boy. Are you OK. this one uh oh this one is little okay, this is the last one okay, just put your remotes away, okay, that's great, you're going out, leave them, I'll put them here, right around the couch potato, have them here for when The I'll need it later and by the way, I don't know if you already know, but The Couch Potato is the third in a series of super popular books, one is the bad seed and the second is the good egg.

You guys love those books. and the couch potato is number three, um, so it's part of a very popular food family in book form, I got it right, kid, we're at kidtimestorytime.com, we're always here. Give us a thumbs up if you love spending time with kids, story time. like your bedtime story after your great outdoor adventures and the pomegranate the sofa pomegranate and me and the sofa onion and me and the onion broccoli and I wish you a wonderful day and an incredible adventure wherever you go