The Accidental 400mg Edible

Oh my goodness, today I have a story for you, listen in the pursuit of life, sometimes we hit bumps in the road, the bumps vary in size and severity, sometimes it's a small pebble in the road and sometimes it's a rock giant like um. For example, if you were walking and a giant rock hit you, we are doing the best we can and sometimes things don't turn out the way we would like them to be, today is one of those interesting little puzzles that we come across every now and then. in our lives and it happened to me, I ran into a problem, so sit back, relax and let's talk about how I once

accidental

ly got high on the biggest

edible

I've ever eaten last February, before all the coronavirus crap happened .

I traveled to Los Angeles for spring break and one of the things I got to do was sign a bunch of posters for YouTube. There were probably over 3,000 signs that I had to sign and the signs were kept in the house where the youtube group misfits were staying in the carson was there schlatt was there cooper is there we were all trying to sign all these signs as quickly as possible that we could because there are so many of them and that was what it would take us It was literally taking us hours to do, at that time there were maybe five or six people in the house at that time and that's because at that time the entire main group of misfits had gone out to dinner somewhere, I don't know if you know. this about misfits in general, but they smoke a lot of weed on every trip they take, they probably spent a couple thousand dollars on weed, okay, they smoke the mary jane, they make the weed to move the signing process on these signs along a little . softer, I had smoked about half a joint of marijuana, so I was already pretty high because I hadn't smoked in a while, not even gesticulating, my crossed eyes splashed on my t-shirts, however, my personal reaction to marijuana is that I feel like eating . pretty hard I smoke a little bit of weed and then I'm like oh I'm going to eat a whole sleeve of crackers without cheese because gluttony originally planned to go to dinner with my girlfriend and her dad so I was trying to stop being high and just sign the signs and wait until it went away and then I would go and do that.

One of the things they had in this house was that they had a giant counter that had a ton of snacks on it. They were all ready there were fries there were more fries there was I think pizza I don't remember as I look across this horizon of abundant snacks I see a nerd's string and my chewing brain says oh and I'm thinking to myself man I remember the string of the nerds, I haven't had nerd ropes since forever, man, I'm thinking about my childhood, where we would go to camp in Maine and I would waddle to the cafeteria and grab a nerd rope and before eating.

I'm considering its possible applications as nunchucks or trying to tie a knot with it, but then I realize I'm a kid, I don't know how to tie knots, and my prefrontal lobe won't even finish cooking for another 20 years, so, what's happening? the point, give me a slush puppy, give me a game boy sp, come on, but lord have mercy, I learned in this moment, I was no longer a boy, but a man, a man who experiences the consequences in the worst possible way, like this which I sign. more posters you know I'm surfing I'm having a great time okay nerds rope tastes a little weird but that could also be my perception that I'm already high and it's like you've ever been high before. of problems with your perception of taste a little bit, it was like drinking a diet coke versus a regular coke where it's like you know there's something there, there's something there, but I don't fully process why it tastes different, so I end the string of the nerds and then I'm going to take another string of nerds because I'm high and I feel like eating while I bite the next string of nerds one of the misfit guys says ted don't eat those are

edible

hmm sorry I said I must I heard you wrong, Excuse me, yeah Ted, that's an edible, so I'm not saying how much it was, he says, I think it might be like 60 milligrams, 60 milligrams to give you context, the biggest edible he's ever had so far.

The point in my life was 20 milligrams, so of course I asked: are you sure? One of the guys walks up to the counter and picks up the package from the nerdy rope and with the biggest face I've ever seen on a person, he says. It's actually 400 milligrams, remember I already freaked out when I heard it was a 50 milligram edible and I was just told it's actually eight times that amount, so you might be wondering Ted, how come you didn't know that? that that was inedible and that's a good question let's start with the packaging that's the packaging it uses the same packaging as the actual brand name nerd rope it has a thing that says tear and share like it's just a regular candy , in retrospect, that's a lot of implying for good reason that you should really share it and not eat it on your own if you're not really paying attention and it's been like eight years since you had a nerd rope, this is pretty easy to confuse with a nerd rope.

On top of that, there was a very specific and deceptive way that everything was laid out like snacks in the misfit's house and I'll let the arrogant souls explain to me that to me there was a very reasonable way, like we set it up because nerds get tied up. . It was an edible, it was a 400 milligram edible and you didn't read the package, but we have in that bank, it's a big bank, it's snacks and food chips, Pringles gummy bears, all those snacks and then there's the marijuana food, which is edible in the middle. and the grass, which makes sense, uh, like a specter, yeah, like a specter, getting more and more dangerous as you go.

The thing is, it would make more sense to save food from grass so as not to confuse food with grass. If you have ever been in a car accident, even if it is not your fault, there is a certain feeling immediately after it happens, it is that mental race feeling when you have absolutely no idea what to do, but you also know what needs to be done. something or you You are also known as panic, so at this point I start to get scared for three reasons: Firstly, I didn't know if I was personally mentally prepared to go as high as I was about to go.

Secondly, I had made plans to have dinner with my girlfriend and her dad that night and I definitely won't make it and I'm pretty sure she'll be a little mad and the third reason I hadn't smoked weed in two months, which It meant my tolerance was at rock bottom. I like to explain this with what I like to call the skyscraper analogy. Here we have the skyscraper of tolerance that represents my tolerance to marijuana. Let's say that every time I smoke marijuana I start downstairs in the lobby, if my tolerance was higher then maybe. I'd go up a couple floors to the mid-level apartments, which is where all the stoner kids from high school hang out and they're all pretty high up, but there's nothing to worry about, you're probably stuck on the couch, but I'll be OK with my zero tolerance, even though I knew in my heart and soul that I was going up to Chichen Chang's penthouse as an unexpected and unwilling guest for an indeterminate period of time, the way things are now.

I don't even live in the building. I'm from out of town and sometimes travel into the city. Oh, it's Friday night. Oh, we should go, we should go have some drinks in the city. That's what I'm operating on, I know. I'm on a timer, most edibles take 45 minutes to an hour before they take effect, but I know I took this edible 10 to 15 minutes early, which means, math, I have about 45 minutes before this edible hit me and die, although other things can affect this, such as being on an empty stomach, the first thing I thought was that I needed to vomit because if I can get rid of as much of this edible as possible, I could potentially mitigate the level of intoxication I was I'm about to experiment so I stumble to the bathroom and I start gagging and I'm trying to force myself to throw up, but I've never made myself throw up before, I don't know how to do it, so the next step is I have Carson in his phone looking up instructions on wikihow on how to make me throw up and then Cooper is in the kitchen and he's making cups of salt water for me to drink because apparently if you drink salt water it helps.

The vomiting process, I'm not sure how true it was, I just ended up throwing up a bunch of pink salt water, so I can't speak to its effectiveness, but there you go and I'm pretty sure from the nerds. The rope was kind of candy, it was very easy for my stomach to digest it very quickly, so I'm pretty sure that if I hadn't thrown it up in about five minutes, there really wasn't much I could do from there. so when I finished throwing up some food we had ordered earlier arrived and Cooper basically advised me that the best thing I could do for myself would be to just fill my now completely empty stomach from this moment on as much as I could.

What I really needed to do was buckle up and prepare for the rush of my life. God bless my soul, so I'm going to explain to you what this euphoria was like. It was not funny. I also have some video footage that Cooper took the link to his channel in the description, once I accepted the fact that I was going to have to hold up that high no matter what I did I decided to give myself a home base somewhere I could connect. Myself and I didn't really have to worry about moving or anything, I found a nice couch and sat there and got ready for the trip of a lifetime.

The first thing that happened was a classic symptom of marijuana, which is cottonmouth, which is when your mouth gets very dry, so I was constantly drinking water. I remember I started getting colder and the misfits had a room where they had a bunch of extra merchandise set up where they could give it to their friends and stuff while we were in L.A. and I went in there and put on one of the sweatshirts and then I went back to my base of operations and I sat there wondering if that cold symptom I was experiencing was real.

I investigated. about the symptoms I was experiencing and this was something that actually happens informally, it's known as weed shivers, the THC literally lowered my internal body temperature so I was actually getting cold, another thing that happened and I think this might have also been a symptom of I was cold but I started shivering and it's so funny the way I described it when I was high and I actually have a video of it right here welcome back to the vlog it's gotten worse friends um, it's been about 45 minutes since the last time. and uh, this is bad, Ted, I think you need another stick of butter.

My whole body feels like rubber bands practically after that point was when things started to get bad, the shaking was also the reason. Why in the video you can see me putting my hands together because I was literally shaking so much that I had to put my hands together very tightly and keep my body very tight and close so I could be in a comfortable state and then enter what is called the painful zone or the first level of marijuana hell pretty much any position I was sitting in felt painful update touching and feeling the world around me feels bad and uncomfortable don't do too much marijuana, I hate this.

He was at the Payne Hotel and I was his only guest. Any surface I touched, whether it was the arms of my chair, putting my hands on my knees, anything like that, just felt wrong and I think I would attribute that to being so high. My sense of touch was so heightened that my brain was on overload or something like that most of the time I was just trying to breathe deeply and stay composed, but every time Cooper pointed the camera at me and started recording, I kind of tried to raise my attitude and try to appear as cheerful as possible because I really didn't want to look like an idiotic drug addict on camera.

You know, at one point I had to move my base of operations because it was too disorienting. to be sitting up straight I had to go and get horizontal baby I practically had to make a mental agreement with myself just to survive it was during this time of unbearable dizziness that my good friend Schlatt decided to use a handheld massager on me I'm just taking the lactic acid I just want get the juices flowing high I just want the juices flowing That'll turn me into another Ted please organism please I'll do jujitsu Ted what's the update? the defcon status 1. oh no, do you see my attitude there?

I wonder why I wouldn't want a massager that moves quickly if you want a lesson in what not to do to someone when they're high, that really takes the cake. A fateful moment happens. I had marijuana vomit. I honestly think it was actually just because of how dizzy I was from being high, and luckily for me, I ate a whole sandwich about an hour ago. I literally had to run across the room and just run. I went into the bathroom and threw up after I threw up, though that's where the euphoria went down though.He was a cleaner.

She had it, it was a cleansing vomit. Yes, it was a detoxifier. I went to eat some bowling, but without even knowing it. I was on camera, I walked up to people and, not trusting my own ability to determine this, I asked them if the skittles were edible or not, you know, these are regular scallops, right, yeah, they're good, you don't get edible , I ate the groceries at around 6:30 p.m. m. that day and I stayed up until 4:00 a.m. m. That night I woke up around 9:00 a.m. m. and I was still very high, but I definitely had a manageable amount of euphoria, what stood out to me was that I was high for the entire next day.

That night I went to bed high, so in total after eating a 400 milligram edible I was high for about, you know, 26 hours. If there's one thing they shouldn't take away from this, it's like any anti-weed sentiment in this video. I think wheat is a It's a perfectly healthy drug to use recreationally, but marijuana, like everything else, follows the rule that too much of anything is definitely a bad thing, obviously, only use marijuana in a state where make it legal and if you are of legal age, I hope you enjoyed this video, let me. I know if you want more stories from my life.

I really don't know how many stories I have to tell. This is the second one I've told on this channel, but I hope you've learned a couple of things and if there is anything. You should take this away from him, this wheat is for sinners and I'm going to hell. Ted

accidental

ly took 400 milligrams of edibles.