The 1-Star Reviews of Amazon

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jeff no jeff bezos what do all these things have in common i really don't know i really don't know actually jeff bezos

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that's it it's pretty obvious look if you've been breathing oxygen on this planet for the last five years you're probably a amazon prime member this is how they are trying to keep us okay every last human being on this planet will be a prime member and that's on bozo jeff bozos but how many of us have left a review? I don't know what has to light up inside you to want to leave a review.

That's what I do not understand. If I really like something, I'll just enjoy it. I'm not going to waste time writing a review. I hate something, well, I don't care much. I have never been passionate about something. It's a bit sad recently on Amazon, although I've been reading a lot of

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because I just moved into a new house and there are some very bad or funny

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reviews are just people being very harsh for no reason . Take this one, for example, This is a carbon monoxide detector. One star does not work.

The alarm goes off as soon as I put in the batteries and I won. Don't stop sir, that means you have CO2 in your house. I hope you are good. Alright? s dot hall no one has heard of this guy since June 11, 2017 or take this one star review of this book about immortality one star, I died, this book doesn't work at all, I wonder if Hall wrote that review , check out this dinosaur kids pillowcase, what's okay, so in the listing it looks like I mean there is a kid sleeping on the pillow, that's how you expect to receive in the mail. dinosaur pillow but actually boom god I feel so uncomfortable sleeping on that every day whose idea was this who whose son is that and then some people just sarcastically leave five star reviews when actually the product sucks so They just have fun with it.

Look at this half keyboard which by the way, I don't know why who is doing this, who needs this five star review. An excellent bard board is great. I changed it for three weeks and added it for three weeks and it works great, Abraham. watcher favorite stars favorite scarves guys come on leave the video favorite stars below I use this mask to sing lullabies my kids are terrified of the mask every time they protest their bedtime or ask for too many sweets I put the mask on I spank myself Put it on and they'll soon know who the king penguin is.

Okay, that's weird and then you have noise-cancelling headphones, so the story isn't as fun. "Someone in the apartment above us was stabbed," Adam says. According to the police officer who interviewed us, the attacker called the phone. doorbell upstairs and when the guy answered, the attacker forced his way in and stabbed the guy. Do you want to know what the scary part is? I didn't hear anything thanks to my amazing Hyperx Cloud 2 headphones, unfortunately I already had this exact image tattooed. my chest but this shirt is very useful in colder climates I don't know who would get this tattooed let alone buy it sorry who pays 18.93 for this shirt what a joke where is the baby's belly button don't buy this book can you see the end right on the cover, it's right there, it's the belly button, at least they didn't click the bait, so next we have the Hutzler 571 banana slicer.

I literally have this. This is what happened when I tried to use this product. Banana slicer. Okay, it looks like mashed potatoes, it doesn't work, so I got a lot of flak for doing it that way, but I'm not alone in this. Okay, from Elworth's, perfect if you want to get fired. He was sitting on the couch and the doorbell was ringing. I called, got up from the couch and ran to the door yelling my banana slicer. I opened the package immediately and grabbed a banana to cut it with no instructions included. I didn't realize I had to peel the banana first.

Thanks idiots, it was a sticky mess and this time I had to take another one, I peeled it but my banana was too small and didn't fill the entire slicer. I went to Walmart customer service. Do you have giant bananas? Do you have any? The assistant turned around. I think he was laughing. He called. for another assistant they went to the back and pulled out the biggest bananas I have ever seen. I went home with the bananas, peeled them and used the banana slicer. It was very satisfying to cut the bananas. I did it all day and forgot to go. at work i got a call from my boss you're fired he yelled into the phone i cried i'm not jake from state farm anymore now i'm just jake so that's what jake from state farm has been doing this is funny people are leaving reviews like this one i thought my comments section was funny who spends their time doing this so this is a dog costume these are adorable look at this dog well how could you leave a one star review on this what a waste of money sensei bakery says What do I take?

This thing comes out of the package and the gold chain falls off immediately, then I try it on my dog ​​and the bow comes off. What a cheap piece of garbage. Look, no one promised quality. It's okay, you're lucky you even got it. Look, how cute. that photo is, I would pay 1666 just to see this photo, cowboy costume for dog riders, I need this item to be very cheap. The cowboy doesn't sit as much as the pictures show, he barely sits, very disappointed, went to the target and got a better cowboy costume that costs less you can buy cowboy costumes at Target a five pound bag of gummy bears can't wait to hear how it went unless it's a gift for someone you hate says christine oh man oh man words can't express what happened to me, after eating them, cleaning up the gummy bear if you're someone who can tolerate the substitute of the sugar, enjoy it if you were like the dozens of people who tried my order, first of all because of the taste, I would rate them as a five, very good, smooth, true. to try fruit flavors like the sugar variety, I was a happy camper, but or should I say, but not long after eating about 20 of these, all hell broke loose.

I had a gastrointestinal experience like I had never imagined before, cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. 20 isn't even like a full package like a normal sized package of gummy bears dude, flawless, are you good? I got food poisoning from some spoiled seafood and that was almost like a jump in the park compared to what was going on inside me, but wait, there's more, what came out of me felt like someone was trying to channel the Niagara Falls through a coffee straw, flammable liquid napalm, this is the longest review I've ever seen and it lasted for hours.

I felt violated when it ended. I think it may have been sometime early in the morning the next day when things came out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005. I had five pounds of these innocents and they looked good, but I don't think five pounds should be eaten. at a time and five pounds of these innocent looking, delicious tasting hell bears, so I told my friend what happened to me thinking it had to be some kind of sensitivity I had towards the sugar substitute and despite my warnings and graphic descriptions, she decided to take her chances and take them out of my hands silly woman her sister was skeptical and suspected we were exaggerating she took them to work since there was still 99 left of a 5 pound bag she works for a construction company where there are builders roofers house painters landscapers etc. many people who generally have limited access to bathrooms on any given day.

I can't imagine where all these poor men and women pooped that day. I keep imagining men on rooftops crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can come down. down a ladder or should they just jump, end it all if you ask for this, good luck to you and please don't post a video review. My God, what is this? A UFO detector. I don't know if he is a scammer. If mine broke but doesn't work and I still get abducted by UFOs regularly, there are no wolves in this movie, the 900,950,000 volt Knuckle Blaster stun gun, not really, Steve says awesome, I bought this after I made it.

Confronted by some punks demanding I hand them my money, blah blah blah, I asked him coldly, remember me, huh, one of them looked up and said, have you bought some samoas or thin mints again? My girl scout troop needs to raise more money. I answered you. I won't take my money this time, but sir, they're delicious, he said, I pulled out my stun gun with my knuckles and yelled, wrong move, the five girl scouts ran away, what's going on? What kind of sense of humor do you have? This offers what it promises which is a can of lighter fluid it is flammable there are four ounces of it do you want four ounces of lighter fluid flammable then this is the product for you why are all the reviews not like this this guy bought a cover of keyboard look at the photo and noticed that it does not fit the MacBook Pro 15 inch 2016 keyboard even though the description clearly states that you should try turning it around.

OMG I bought this light because as you can see from the picture I have some visitors who live in the mountains of North Carolina, this bright torch light is a necessary sense of security when I walk outside at night, oh my goodness, It works perfectly and hangs by my door for any trips I have to take outside after the sun goes down, I don't want to run into it. Dude, you see in the selection, if I can help, there is a bear point-blank in front of this guy. Hello, my name is Fred. I'm going to have to review this book for my mom.

She recently bought it on Amazon. It looked very interesting. My friend Barney. and I decided to read it first. We thought it was a fabulous book, so entertaining that we almost couldn't put it down. The cover was excellent and page three was delicious. I started to think that the dog is red. However, we found that the middle part of the book lacked sustenance, the front part of the book was much better, overall it was a great book. I'm afraid you have to wait for my mom to buy a new copy to do it. Yeah, it was so good we basically devoured it, that's literally Fred.

Is it the dog who writes the review? Okay, this is the only book review. Hello, I didn't buy it, so this lady bought a brush to straighten her hair. No more headboard. A real image of a real person. She is not a glamorous young woman. This is the real life. I love it. I'm going to start reviewing Amazon products because I could do so much better than these guys. Thanks for watching, let's get to work, get 1080 billion likes. We are in