I Found The Worst Ads of All Time

Don't get me wrong, I love commercials as much as the next guy, but they're getting out of here. I increased my credit score by eight points instantly. I don't think I've ever been as excited about anything, literally, as I was when I arrived. my biggest milestone in life one million subscribers I was like yeah, not even that, I was like yeah, that's what it was, but oh my God, I raised my credit score by four points and I'm losing it, baby, I'm losing it. freaking out, imagine if David Dobert gave Credit Score Increase instead of Lamborghinis Hi Matthew, what's up?

Man, David, no, no, no, no, no, no, my God, you know, Matthew, I know you've been, you've been a very loyal friend to me and I had to. something big for you, are you okay, Matthew brother? I know you're hot in the Lamborghini, but it's much better this way, she changed my life. Credit scores are probably the most exciting thing in the world right now, so that ad was super precise, exact, exact. I think we can all relate to getting so excited about eight points on our credit score, but what about other commercials that aren't overly dramatic?

I can not find my keys. I can't find my Game Boy. I can't find the remote control. I can't find my will to live, you can't find your keys and the TV remote control has vanished in the breeze The TV remote control vanished in the breeze, my goodness, friend, no wonder you can't find the control remote from your TV, your place is a mess, plus it looks like my man is about to go to work. What do you need to look at so urgently? Oh, I don't want to be late for work. I need to find the room so I can check the traffic.

Keep it up, buddy, you'll get fired. weekend, where did I park my car? oh no, oh, oh, my best boys, come on, that's the best shot they ever got on camera, she didn't even try to be sarcastic here, like she's just being an absolute brat, oh no, I lost my car again. I'm so upset it's like she's trying to get rid of her car actually that's what it looks like just this old piece of trash she's like I need someone to buy me a new car Today I'm going to lose it at the supermarket that's what I'm going to do to do and then she says this Where did I park my car?

Oh no, in case she makes it look like she cares, it's your green grass, a thing of the past, it's your grass prettier than these bars, it's your finger of green grass. the packages I don't know why advertorials feel the need to rhyme everything literally everything almost seems like a bit of force is your credit score over four is your TV remote control missing a o um tired of looking like a fool when your cakes don't They are great and why do small cupcakes take so long to prepare? It's again, man. I'm going to start talking like this in everyday life, you guys won't even recognize me.

I'm about to change so hard in person, hello, can I? I have a number eight with barbecue sauce on the plate, okay, anything else, actually I'll just have some McNuggets because they went bad, but trying to keep it fresh with plastic wrap is a pain in the house, oh my god, a pain in what. pain in the ah I'm the dispensers are messy and clumsy okay no one is like that in real life that's the thing and if they are I'm scared, I'm terrified if they can't even wash their hands without destroying everything in their path imagine what they would do with a car or I don't know a gun infomercial actors are literally enemies of the public I don't care what they say we have to stop them slimy fanatic brother look at that soap dispenser that thing It's been through whoa, it's like someone got soap on his hands, rubbed it all over, then wiped the soap off the dispenser and went, oh, foreign skates that glide, glide or ride, dude, is this Drake's Ghost Rider or whatever I've never heard of. consistency, these two should be on rhymezone.com run with them, play with them or just surf with them, run with them, play sounds like a logical song, geez, these kids are having a great

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Microphone, a Fabulous moment, they are literally fighting there. There are no wires attached so you're free to move around, okay I don't know what he's saying but you gotta love the enthusiasm, look at that, look at that technique, pure joy, oh my gosh dude if you mix like that walk with the rhyme scheme. what these guys have in the infomercials you're literally unstoppable the pies aren't cool i don't know sorry i killed that hike too oh the next gold guy that's your car shoulder strap cut into your shoulder no it's not like that is it? Does it do it for you?

No, your shoulder strap is too tight and annoying. It's usually fine. I've never talked to anyone who has a problem with this. Introducing the teddy bear. I'm done with the Internet. A lot of them used to call me Teddy in high school. Bear, who is the CEO that approved the spelling of titty like that? I need to give you a high five, that's gold. The blow on my shoulder used to be so tight I could barely breathe, you could barely breathe, what kind of seat belts are you wearing here? breathe, my god, is it going around your neck eight

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What is the problem here? I don't understand how this is a problem. Patent-pending design swivels to operate from either driver. My boy looks at it. My friend is about to go to work. This is very funny. I'm buying this just so I can say I have a teddy bear. I'm calling this number right now. This number is on ignite Media Solutions active right now. Reach out to your network. Please inform me that the teddy bear is gone. business, what does that say? I can't even read the website teddybear.tv teddybear.tv come on I'm praying I need one just a shoulder strap of your seat belt causes discomfort hello I thought it was literally a piece of fried chicken okay? buy a teddy bear, this website is literally terrible, they are out of stock, these things are flying off the shelves dude, what everyone else is out of stock and these are not available, that's one way to say it, you guys are out of business, They are not sold out.

We've been crumpling and folding toilet paper for over 100 years, there's finally a better way. I'm not putting that thing near my anus. Are you serious? Where are you going with this extension arm and toilet paper holder? The first improvement to toilet paper as we know it since the 1880s, it extends its reach up to 18 inches while following the contours of your body and cleaning comfortably. I love it ladies, they don't actually show anyone to use it, this is a great product, they just talk so vaguely. Because it's great? Why is the Comfort Wipe so good? I feel like this is something weird like Kink or something.

It allows you to maintain your dignity. It allows you to maintain your dignity. He's wiping your ass like it's embarrassing now in private. ¿Why is it so important? beastly butt smell, this is Doc Bottom's, a spray, the new all-over deodorant can be used anywhere and I mean anywhere on your body, spray your butt, spray under your arms, you can even spray your private, literally It looks like a bug killer, why? Would you spray that on my crotch? I'm sorry. I feel like infomercials are like this. school I have an idea I'm going to invest all my money in a teddy bear I drink a lot of water I really have to go People are waiting to play There is no bathroom here I have the perfect gift Presenting the Euro Club discreet healthcare solution for your urgent relief it looks like a stick of normal golf but it contains a reservoir integrated into the grip to do your business.

The Euro Club comes with a towel and it looks like you're just checking your club, just checking your club, huh? what they did there, I see what they mean. I don't think anyone would just check their club with a huge towel over their crotch. I've never played golf, but this is an expectation I just verified. your club, hey, I check my club every time I pee. Literally in real life I've been saying I'm going to go pee, the only club in your bag guaranteed to keep you out of harm's way, three guys. just looking at their club next to each other this is not right I'm sorry I love how they still look over their shoulders like they're foreigners don't worry about it don't come here don't come up behind my car Tommy that?

Are you urinating in your club? Not urinating in my club Martha. I'm checking out the Hawaii chair oh my gosh to see what the office workers think of the Hawaii chair we sent Aaron Lee to work. Oh my god, this is incredible. I don't believe you, that literally sounds like torture. Imagine just trying to finish some emails and you're being hit like a roller coaster. Hey, Ronnie, yeah, yeah. I'll get back to you in a second. Okay, you can hardly call this work. with the Hawaii chair it takes the work out of your work day she can't even keep her body upright she is struggling just to stay in the chair you can sit down you can get in shape the Hawaii chair you are going to have the craziest oblique in a side and then the rest of your body will just break down from the actual stress it's under all day, in conclusion, I would buy all this stuff, man, that's enough of the Internet for today. done, oh my god, my credit score just went up four points, see you next time, teddy bears, look at this, oh, I spent the night in the morgue bedroom and he had no idea, look at that thumbnail, I'm my body is rejecting it, at this point I might throw up.

Look, I was taught to never judge a book by its cover, but