Testing Weird Beard Products

When it comes to

beard

s, some

products

get

weird

. Let's talk about that. ♪(intro music)♪ Good morning mythical. My

beard

is part of me. When I recently had to part my beard, it felt like a part of me had gone down the drain. He was gone. But it didn't go down the drain, they put it in a plastic bag that I keep in my office. I need to do something with it at some point. But little by little my beard grew back and, with it, came me. Rhett was back. I care about this beard. I spend a lot of time with this beard.

I invest money in

products

that will help me make this beard what it needs to be, so I can be the best I can be. Yes, this all amounts to sad testimony, as I spend every day trying to keep my beard from growing. - But... - A different problem. Whether you find yourself in one situation or another, we have news for you today. It's time to, - ♪(dream music)♪ - (Link) Weird Products You Must Have (Link) Beard Edition. (Link) First, the MoGuard, protects a man's mustache (Link) from beer foam and other liquids that cause lip dripping.

Oh, wow! Here it is. It is something like flexible, it is covered in rubber (Link) It is shaped like a mustache. But then alas! Are you going to try it? (Rhett) I drink a green smoothie, because I'm thinking about what goes into my body these days. And you have a mustache on top of your beard, so it's up to you to try this. - So, you... - You turn it over. (Rhett) To read MoGuard towards you. Now, would you say that you don't like having all that stuff in your...? Yeah, I mean, especially now that the beard is a little longer, you see how it reaches the top of the lip, so this is a common problem.

That's why I carry a napkin in my... I don't carry a pocket with me, but usually... In the imaginary pocket on your chest. Okay, so you want to try it first and then without. I want to try it. (Link) Now, yours aren't... Oh! (Link) That worked. Clean? Now take it off and let's actually try this. (Link) Phew! Look. You have a little... And then I have to go like this. (makes slurping sounds) Very unpleasant. I don't like it when I do that. I'm glad you're realizing this. But you know what? It's a little... I can't put this in my pocket, because I don't always have my pocket.

Nine ninety-nine. The price is correct. It's really cool, but you have to carry it with you all the time. Did you know? I think we can get over this idea. Introducing the MoCap. Wow! How did that happen? Magic. A jump cut. Now, look, I can use this anytime. All the time, and it's for the United States. But what is it? It's a MoCap, it's a shower cap for your mustache. You can drink any liquid. Including this cottage cheese. I know you know me. (laughs) I know you know that. And how much I love cottage cheese, the liquid kind.

But you hate it when it gets in your mustache. - (crew laughs) - But now you have a swimming cap (Link) for your mustache. Check it out. Do I have something on my mustache right now? - An American flag. - (everyone laughs) - And what's the problem with that? - I love it. You look great. - Yes. - I won't see you in public. This works. (Link) Next, bacon shaving cream. Shave with the scent you crave. Because I've always thought, when I shave, "Dang, I wish I smelled like bacon right now." Because you don't always have bacon for breakfast.

We're at 1399 on Stupid.com. Oh, my favorite website. Let's open it. It smells like I expected. That, like fake bacon. Fake bacon flavor. And it's brilliant, it has an incredible descent, y'all. Have you been using it, Link? It's almost gone. (Rhett) Is that all it contains? - (Rhett) Wow! Wait. - (Link) It looks like cotton candy. That doesn't sound like something you should put on your face, man. It seems like it's been under some kind of backlash. Oh. The consistency is very interesting. - It's like a thick lotion. - I think you may have used too much.

Work it like foam, man. Really get it in there thick. (tense voice) Oh, it smells. It is so strong. Phew! Geez, (Rhett) That doesn't smell like bacon I've ever eaten. You look good though. - Oh yeah. - Put it in there. Put it in all the follicles, man. You can't leave any follicles out of this. It has a refreshing feeling. But, you know, there's only one way to really try bacon shaving cream. - To shave. - No. That's to see if it's BLTF. Bacon, lettuce and tomato face. Face me. Oh. Face me. Oh, that's cold! I have to hold that one.

Well. Why am I cooperating? (Rhett) Okay, now come in here. I really have to... Oh! (Rhett) I really just... Work. - (tense sounds) I think you have hair too. - (Link) I think you did shave my face. - (crew laughs) No, you don't. How is? (coughs) (Link and the team laugh) Oh, man! You are convulsing. Not intended for consumption. (Rhett) Next up, the beard bib. The bib that catches your beard (Rhett) when it falls off your face. Well, we ask Eddie to come out and show us the beard bib. So, Eddie? - Yes. - Welcome. Check it out.

And it usually suction cups on the mirror, but we, as we do with many things here, add rods. (laughs) Yes, we have plenty of rods for everyone. I think this should become your signature. Look over there. You look like a guy whose... A superhero whose cape flutters in the wind. -(Rhett) And he uses it backwards. - But I fly this way. Yes. He flies backwards. Now, I have to say it, as a man with a beard. This is something I could use, because I have beard hairs all over the sink and surrounding area. My wife doesn't like that.

Wives don't like that. Now, we're going to demonstrate with you, but I want to take a moment to acknowledge the fact that you've grown a healthy beard. - Thank you. - (Rhett) I mean, it's something to be very happy about. But now he's going to die. Thank you for sacrificing it for the sake of beard coat science. Let's do this quickly. -And see if he actually catches it. - Are you OK? Do you want to tell him something? Before he leaves. I'll see you again later. (Rhett and crew laugh) That's enough for me. Yes, down here.

Look for. ♪(upbeat music)♪ Okay, are you ready to lose your mustache? - (Link) Stache looks nice-- - (crew laughs) That's a good look for you, man. - I do not think. - Well. Coming out. ♪(upbeat music)♪ Okay, that was strange for everyone. - You look great, Eddie. - Thank you. Wow! You look so young and vibrant. Your face is like you're still the same person. That's the difference between you and me. When I shave, I'm not the same person. You still look like Eddie. Eddie just... his beard is gone. I don't know if you notice, but...

There's a lot of beard there. This thing practically does his job. I'd say it's worth the thirty dollars, or what we paid for this. I didn't get any hair. You don't have hair. There is hair on me. - Actually? No, there is not. - Well. - Worked totally as advertised. - It worked pretty well. But here's the thing: You collect all this hair, with hardly any effort, but if you just throw it away, you're wasting... a world of opportunities. - And that's bad for the environment. Which we're ready to take advantage of with the patent-pending Build-a-Beard.

Here it is, ladies and gentlemen, we invented this. It may just look like a piece of paper, which looks like a cheap Santa beard, but it's actually double-sided tape that looks like a cheap Santa beard. So I'm going to remove one side of this tape. I'm going to expose the stickiness. - I'll make it. - (Link) Help me. And then... Turn it upside down. - Spread out. - Let me spread that. Spread it out forming a beard. - Geez, Eddie. - Ugh! You should have taken the oil off, man. I'm sorry. Do you use some Rhett beard oil?

Or... Yes, it's great for beards. Yes, I don't mind touching my oil. (laughs) In someone else's beard? Well. It's still my oil. (Rhett) I didn't do much. Did you know? Sprinkle. (laughs) Oh my God! This is going to be good. Just a little pat down. (The crew laughs) It's a bit of a compromising angle on the main camera. (laughs) (everyone laughs) We'll figure this out eventually, Eddie. (laughs) And look at that. (everyone laughs) - It's perfect. - Then all you have to do is pull the... Uh oh. You have a tear. Alright. And, if you have a beard, repent. (Link) Oh my goodness.

Just put it back there. (Rhett) It's that simple. I could have done this sooner, you know? We could have put that on his face and then... It looks great. - (Rhett) put your hair back in... (Link) Oh, look. (spits) Oh! (Link) Here we go! (everyone laughs) That could have worked, Eddie. - You ruined it! - It worked for a second. You get the idea right? I mean, when you buy it from RhettandLink.com/store-- - When you make it custom-- - It will work very well for you. When you get a custom fit and there's no oil all over your beard.

Don't look so defeated. Look confident. (Rhett) And now for the Goatee Saver, for the man who can't remember (Rhett) how to shave with a goatee. - (laughs) - Okay, Alex, come out here. He is currently wearing the Goatee Saver, which means he cannot speak. We prefer it that way. No, you're great. Now, I've never used a knob. You used to have a goatee. Oh yeah, in high school I was Mr. Goatee. The university too. Yes, and how...? How did you get the shape? Once I felt where the line was supposed to be, I could feel it.

But you have to think too much, right? But yeah, what you want to do is be able to shave outside of these things. So make it wider, to go around the... I'm going to make it wider. - You can roll it... - Roll it wide at the top. I feel like it's pretty good in the other dimensions. (Alex laughs) You're nothing like Bane. Can you talk like Bane? - (Bane impression) No. - (Everyone laughs) It has to be a little wider. Have you ever had a goatee? No. Very well, you will do it today. - You're about to do it. - (both laugh) Look up.

Try to find your... - Happy place. - Hope. So, as for the sideburns, Link, let's even go with the bottom of his ear. - The earlobe? - Yes. - Oh, we're going down. ♪(upbeat music)♪ I think this might be our job, Rhett. You and I could be double barbers. (Baseball Loading Theme) ♪ Duplicate Barbers, Duplicate. ♪ Does it cost double? Double the cost. (laughs) ♪(upbeat music)♪ Okay. (Alex) Oh, man. Now how do you feel? (laughs) Really good. It's a whole different world under there, man. - We'll see. - Three, two... I'm nervous. Alright. One. (everyone laughs) (Link) Looks good!

Man, you look like a country singer. (everyone laughs) Look up, man. Show it. (Link) Look at the ceiling. - That is awesome. - ♪ To the windows. To the wall. ♪ ♪ To my knob. ♪ You gotta stick with this, man. Oh man! You need to keep this. - I have always remembered you like that. - (the team laughs) Is this how you see Alex inside? Yes. This is the real Alex. Well, you have been revealed. Well, thanks Alex. Oh thanks. But you know? Don't you actually have to limit the Goatee Saver to just the face? Oh, I know. You can put one anywhere.

Oh! I've worked a little. And you have the golden child under there. Can you guess what I've done? (everyone laughs) I have a pretty good idea. I put a goatee on my chest. (everyone laughs) (Rhett) I feel like I shouldn't be looking at it. Oh man! You should go to the pool like this. He will be immediately asked to leave. (laughs) (everyone laughs) You know what? I like a bit. Although technically it's still not a knob. (Crew laughs) There it is. Just in case you don't know where the mouth is supposed to be. (laughs) It looks like an open wound. (everyone laughs) There is an open wound on my chest.

That's why I couldn't shave right there. I'm sorry man. I thought it was a good idea. That's horrible. They definitely won't let me in the pool now. (screams) Lord, no! No! - Do not swim in the pool. - Don't get in the pool. (laughs) It's oozing. God, it looks horrible. It looks like I shaved a piece of skin and meat off my chest. Good, now you have learned everything you need. Thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing. Do you know what time it is. Hello, I'm James Dee, from Gloucester, England. And it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythology.

In fact, we have a legit beard care product, My Beard Oil, and other grooming products, including Link's Lip Balm and our Mythical Pomade, all available at RhettandLink.com/store. Yes. Click on Good Mythical More, let's put the V.R. headphones and play Black Hat Cooperative. - ♪(fanfare music)♪ - Congratulations to Fallon Carter. (Link) You win a Mythic Cup. I'll give you this one, it has... - Somehow, Eddie and Alex's follicles. - Ugh!