Taskmaster - Series 7, Episode 4 | Full Episode | 'OLLIE.'

One of the things I want to discuss more than anything else, really, is how you think holding a jar of jam alters your appearance, so I go from looking like you have no obstacles to appearing like I'll back you up with your wand. Thank you. He didn't have any jam on him. part had jam when it came out the biggest problem for me I thought was uh there's one thing about you in all of this The whole

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is unmistakable wow you never really want to just have the jam there that's completely transforming your idea. Yeah, do you want to see what Rob did?

Let's hope what Rob did isn't any more ridiculous than just holding a jar of cheddar cheese, okay? This is what the rod did, let's get into the elevator and press g, that's g, yes please, good luck, does it hurt? Oh, the mustard in my eyes is agony. I feel like I'm really thinking I should use mayonnaise, it's that dramatic. I modified my video, went to the women's bathroom immediately, now I knew I was taking off your clothes, so it wasn't a surprise to me, but there was absolutely no need to rub mustard on your phone, besides, it was a wig, he chose one wig that looked exactly.

I like her hair, but it wasn't. I didn't even know you were wearing a wig. Overall, I thought you took off your clothes and to me that's a sign of a good wig. Who will be next? What will Kerry Goddleman do? Let's look at Kerry Goddleman's attempt. to know the answer to the question about what will Kerry Goblin do here we go, what did I press g? You said that, I'm sorry, one, three, four, five, six, seven eight, no, I'm not ready, that wasn't 20 seconds, we could go out. the lift that wasn't 20 seconds there was a lot more that was going to happen it's a good look no because I was going to do the knees in the shoes and I was going to wear the sunglasses thank you okay I was very excited that yeah so Who was going to be your final character?

It was just meant to be dramatically are you trying to figure out where is where we're going? I'm just wondering what you thought of your final character who you thought were okay for a newcomer character the task was just to change dramatically no no I don't know what your problem is with this guy I have a problem I'm just asking I imagine I could imagine if you were one foot shorter I would dramatically be nothing and I also looked dramatically different more than these two, yeah, yeah, so we just didn't look at each other, yeah, I did, I was just backing you up, no, you've learned how you feel like nothing is pushed. a damn bit of glitter on your tits, you need to learn not to help people because we always stab you in the back.

I'd like to point out that when Rod accused you of putting a glitter pad on your tits, James, a pitcher said like this. mainly because of the word tits ok the last person is james a pitcher here we go oh no no no no no no no no please come out lily oh the last one I'm behind this one , this is what happens if you believe what happens in movies because you pressed the emergency button you thought it would stop, yeah, you could take your time, paul could override it, yeah, yeah, everything would stop, the weird little alarm went off and you keep traveling, points, one point, James, one pitcher, okay, the second. disguised less dramatically, no matter how many jars of jam someone has in their hand, I will still be able to identify them, especially if they have tagged themselves and thank me for it simply because she doesn't know the concept of time, it's all hairy jabs.

Perry, all three points, okay, so now it's between Jeff and Rod, when Jess first came out of the elevator, I had no idea who she was and, unfortunately, her beard fell out and I knew it was definitely Jessica Nappet , are you kidding? I'm going to lose against Mustard Face and so that, against all odds, with five points, the winner of this is all Mustard Faces, what's next? Well, thanks, this one has been weighing heavily on my mind. Here it is, make this scale read 31,770 kg. The scale is 31,770 kg. must reach 31.77 kilograms for at least five seconds faster winds your time starts now okay, I've broken it so what's that?

That means you're too heavy, I can't be too obvious, my foot, you're too heavy for the scale, shut up Seriously, yeah, are you bothering me with the damn root they really do? The scales are exactly three 1,770 kg. Yes, everyone tried to do it initially by putting their body on them and it's a butcher's scale without scales. It is very sensitive. You would have to do it. cut off a body part, okay, first, step on the scale, I'm phil wang, how much, oh hot, damn, we're in business, cool, let me get this straight, that's the most deliciously nerdy response to a task we've ever had, so it seemed like an audition with a big bang theory well, he did it, I mean the cube that only weighed 345 grams when he first put it in, which is about the weight of a hamster in or on a ball baseball, what I would say is that he wasn't as fast as we made him look, it took him six minutes to fill and then drag the bucket, but the benchmark is eight minutes 28 seconds, that's what he accomplished.

Okay, I forgot there was a time element. There is only one part left to complete a study task. complete and confusing things to gain see you here soon hello welcome to the final part of this foreman installment yes and my name is alex before the break they were trying to make a set of industrial scales that would show 31,770 kg exactly what you want to see the two parents try it yeah I'm doing it right here's Kerry and Jess I haven't really thought about this oh sorry of course oh cages will be needed why am I allowed to go out and back in or do I have to? everything here all the information about the task have everyone's shoes please I'm going to need 31 shoes at this rate why did I do that?

There are no open windows here it absolutely stinks. I could do some heavy stuff. I could get some heavy stuff. That's the key, right? But he's not as heavy as I am. I don't understand what to do. Why have you only worn shoes? Does it say you have to stay in this room? Oh, you kissed like me. I said all the information is in the assignment, I'm kidding, this is not practical, I should have gone for bricks, oh my god, it absolutely sucks here right now, we're so close aren't we? How much does water weigh? Oh no, okay one, two, three, four.

Stopping the clock took a while, didn't it? Yeah, oh, it's going to be vomited on and I think it may or may not haunt the contestants. I mean, I thought I could use heavy things, but not as heavy as me, it was a bit embarrassing, but it was massively overshadowed by the amount of support I had, I ended up with a time of one second and 16 minutes. minutes and 13 seconds oh no, so I always knew everything was okay thanks, yes, rod and james are next. I'm on an easier way to this, I think Jesus, you must be a butcher's nightmare, why that number, uh, you don't like that number.

It's a very specific number, isn't it? Yes, it's 0.65 grams, easy control, okay, thanks to your balloons and spit, eh, the problem, you read the scales wrong, you thought you needed zero point, zero six, five more grams, but you needed 65 grams worth the pity, spit when. you started spitting you actually needed 65 grams that's a tennis ball that's a tennis ball worth spitting why didn't it finally roll seven minutes seven james five minutes and 44 seconds just to run down goes james with five points steal with four carry with three phil with two and jess that took years one point okay james you're asking, the mind kept asking what the meaning of weight is and I know alex is willing to tell everyone if we've worked out the meaning of weight,

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backwards ollie football yes, I'll give you a score, well the

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scores are not as close as we would have hoped, but we have james james in last place, 57, then phil with 58, we move on to the 60s, 63 to rod. 64 for jess bosh, he's still there at 72, kerry is in the lead so far, however what I can tell you is that this

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is a bust, there are only two points separating the five, rod's in the lead, phil's in 11 and there are three people in second set so it really is all together in that case it's time for you to leave your chairs and head to the stage for the final task of the program who is going to read the task james a cast is going to read the task oh they have handcuffs on oh no oh no julie, hold it for you yes please alex alex put on correctly most items of clothing you have 100 seconds most new items of clothing on correctly win ok blow the whistle let's start putting on 100 seconds from now good luck, oh, one, for the last 20 seconds, come on, five, four, three, two, come here, let's see how effective the finishing skills are, okay, we've seen the images, yeah, We've only counted the items that were placed correctly, okay, okay, Phil is last. gets one point, okay, jess kerry and rod put on four items correctly, everyone gets four points, wow oh, james put on five items correctly, gets five points and wins, that's going to make a pretty dramatic difference on the scoreboard.

I enjoyed it, thank you. Does it mean the final score looks like this? It's a tiebreaker. No, how are we going to find our winner right with a lovely little extra task of course, Greg? All they had to do in this one was make the best lu roll paper airplane they five had. minutes and one try wins the farthest flight here we go I can't make a paper airplane using plain paper I can't hear you are you ready? yeah well i would say it's certainly not guaranteed after that effort next step is rock gilbert make a paper airplane just toilet paper omg so james managed a 3.9 meter flight not bad but rod achieved a flight of 22.7 elements, so what have we learned today?

We've learned that it could all be a construct, maybe none of this is real, is it a TV? show, it's real, yes, it's real, real and in case you've already forgotten, Rob is tonight's worthy winner. Let's reward him with applause and then ignore each other until next time. Have a beautiful night, night, night, for more tasks. Teacher, subscribe now.