The Tale of Johnny and Claire | Joe Lycett

own head if it's too tight you have a medical emergency I would say maybe you're using them wrong some kind of sleeping backpack system I don't know small condom I don't know he came out of the shower one day he had His body had a small towel around it and I saw a tattoo on his hip there and I don't have a problem with tattoos. I don't have any, but it was a date and you know how I feel about dating. Claire wanted a tattoo of a quote at one point, but she didn't really read and she said: Do you know any good quotes?

Well, me. I googled a few and found one that he quite liked. It was um, I believe in one thing, just the power of human will and she said, oh, that's lovely, who is that Stalin? I googled quotes from evil people, that's what I did, she could have done it. If she could have had it, so buy it, you know, get a tattoo with a phrase. Okay, do whatever. I don't care, but just make sure you've read the book. The quotes about why I told Johnny. I said, can I see what that quote is? and he said: oh yes, yes, few.

The guys in the unit got drunk and got tattoos. I don't remember what it means exactly. It says Kito Ergo, which I think it means. I think now some of us may know. It means I believe they. It's 400 a.m. m., so I was close and thought about it for a minute. I said Johnny, do you know the quotes from a guy named Dayart? Do you know that Decart's name was Renee? What he Googled and Googled and he's going to cross it out. go out for a penny go in for a pound say you know deot was a very prominent homosexual he wasn't I just made it up and what that quote means is I think therefore I am what it means is even if you think that just a a little bit that you're gay you're gay that's what it means it's true we're not friends we're not friends he found out I was doing stand-up about that he was very upset he called me I told him don't worry I've changed your name they don't know your name was Peter