SURPRISING HIM WITH HIS FAVORITE MEAL!!

Oh shoot, David is Thanos, I told you, bro, tell me, well, what's in the box? Well, there were sprouts on the strawberries on the deck, but now we have every single one, they didn't even offer to give me one. It's over, oh, did they really send them to David? / - Natalie, how many were there? I think he did him a favor, wow, you went to town, one left, one left, oh there's my Mac, have one David, wait, chocolate strawberries are your

favorite

, no, he literally said the other day. I love fruit and chocolate. What are we going to do today, David, why did you congratulate everyone in the room and the team here and say what everyone brings to the table there?

I'm excited about the recipe you're going to try writing today. This is literally the best blog. story line that could get him to fall into my lap please no. I'm excited that you washed your feet today because it looks like you walked through a pile of coal and then cleaned it all up on my bed. I hate it when he talks about my feet tell my camera what David is how ridiculous David wants Taylor it's not ridiculous okay what happened this is what happened I have this salad that I love not like that guys okay there's a Tommy Bahama keep it delicious just stop someone personally in private so there's this restaurant that I like in Hawaii Tommy Bahama sure is a ticking time bomb it's a clothing store but in Hawaii it's also a restaurant and they have arugula steak and an arugula salad really good tomato, so that's all it has in it, so it's very healthy, okay, and I was and I wanted you healthy, but nothing is good, but I think it's delicious, so I know there's one in Newport, which It's like an hour away, so I thought it was like Taylor.

I know it's not crazy, but if you're going to pick it up, right? brings enough for everyone, I think everyone's combined senses will be able to find what's in the salad, we'll find one that's local here so we can eat it every day since it's healthier, of course, and then she says that sounds crazy , I have not finished. an hour away and she goes online and says, "OMG, I just found a recipe, she's brilliant, she found the whole one on Earth, you found Tommy Bahama's Steak and Arugula recipe in under 30 minutes, like this I'm great, let's do it." Instead, here's problem number one.

The problem for everyone is that Taylor is not a chef. Know that there is a choice between seven Big Macs and they are going out and making you a custom one, let's pretend it's up here right now, let's come down here. I'm here, yeah, it's like I've never asked him to make us a specific

meal

, but to be fair, if I said, hey Taylor, can you pick up Jimmy John's like I normally would? So it would take her 45 minutes to go and come back, she goes to Ralph's down the street and they come back and I'll take like an hour of her day.

We've been arguing about this for longer than you can open Tommy Bahama's. It's like a Hawaiian flavor, yeah, what's in it? There is soy sauce that makes it like garlic and sesame oil, anyone can use it as an argument for their live. This is great. Come on, let's not do the podcast today. We are going to make a mistake. Okay, I'll hire a chef to do it. Right now, the chef is a big idea for me, okay, the story, well, obviously, the big day is a big day for me and what's the discussion about this now?

We're doing this and also doing the podcast. Joe likes to prepare the dick with me first. because he liked me creatively and what do you have planned for us today? So the little guy is back so I want to go out with a bang okay so I'm going to say I'm going trick or treating last night and I have two. candies that are normal and two candies that have a little surprise on a razor blade, yes, very fun, it was that thing, no, it's okay, it's good, it will make the wife stellar. I think it's okay, okay, yeah, I just want it to be really fun, so I'm going to say it's an audio podcast, but I'll like it.

I was thinking: do you want to? My plan is to eliminate one of you, so I have to step up and be a full-time host. It's very funny, he will have a problem with it. this he doesn't make my comments, thanks, that's okay though, he's not giving me so good what's more fun, you give me that or you give it to him if I take it, you have to take me, yeah, it's all these fun arts , okay, cameras off, don't say anything. although incriminating, okay, last night I was farting so much that I woke up sane and Matt, the guy upstairs, David has been doing a lot of magic around the house and it's taking work away from me, but you're absolutely right when David Blaine does it , it's like magic, but when David Dobrik doesn't do it, it's like he just burned this thing down.

I'll give him credit. He performed some impressive tricks. I'm sure they will turn out very well. He definitely got Taylor to put up the four swords. on the hood of my car without me knowing hey you did it, with the camera down to this magic trick, you got your four, did they have that when you were in grade school back in the 1800's? No, no, we didn't have that, yeah, if you said like this, oh, I need to let you down, yeah, and then someone would run over you with their horse and his carriage. I made a Smashing Pumpkins joke and in one of your videos people thought it was stupid, they did, yeah that's how I mask my humor. it's just that I tell jokes, they're so funny people just think I'm wrong, that's called anti humor, yeah I'm like the anti Newburg, I'm the opposite of funny, you literally seem so weird, dr.

Schwartz isn't the Under Armor difference no oh shoot David it's Thanos he's going to back off yeah but you still tell me yeah bring him back now they say no something bad bear he wants to ask you out in two days oh hey what's up Natalie how? Are you another pretty tiger in the latest Instagram photo? You look so cute. I thought I liked it and commented. Did you see my comment? Yes, I don't know. I thought it was quite woody. Said. Said. Hey, I hope you have a spooky Halloween. two R's, it's Gary, hey listen, if you're not busy tomorrow night, God is a bit of fun, so Barry Oh, Joe Thanos wants to talk to you, except T, you're a sperg, Peter T King, I saw your um, your mukbang, Japanese food, oh yeah, I would.

You think funny, a nerd. I love when you have different people on the vlogging team. Yes, do you like other people? I don't know the same jokes over and over again but that's what the guy likes, he likes one voice for five different things mmm I guess you're right like this voice right now, it's pretty much the same as every voice he makes , It's true. this is also actually her other Natalie voice yeah oh I like Lee nevermind he's really good hey Jason that nose wants to talk to you man. I know Zayn and it matters to live with you.

Is there somewhere? No, there is no room at this time. Yeah, but isn't Todd on tour? There are two little children, do you think they will be so cute when they are 35 years old? I'm eating it right now, mmm, there are such cute children, potatoes are the recipe, yes, it's the accompaniment. dish oh boy, okay, let's do this, let's get busy, okay, a little snack in between, what are these? our cake pops, yeah, Natalie and I, I think it's fate too, they were bought for Wyatt and you can head over, yeah, you can have. Not now, I bought no, he was here today but he didn't eat them, so take them.

I have to make sure to say why it was amazing. There's a brownie in it. Let me, Natalie, before, enjoy it, baby, right now. Cake pops are good, look, what is it? happening now Taylor massaging the vegetables wow this is really good. Taylor Idaho potatoes, send them to your house from no. I'm going to Roscoe know, good job, what can she do here? You have a fork. I will write to you in the presentation. yes please top chef jr. exactly, I know this looks exactly like this, how they present it, uh, yeah, well, okay, we'll run to William Sonoma, uh, wait, but we'll go to cratenbarrel real quick, we were like potatoes.

Who cares? That's not important, this is important. part Oh David, now let's get started, education, this is a crucial part of the TV show, oh oh head, that's not good, this is delicious, so spot on, I did it, yeah, good job, I love that with my mom in Hawaii, oh my god. I will never eat fast food again if he does that in restaurants he will behave and I can get like a giant bag of you know corn on the side or he will just add extra things. Yes, he looks at all these tomatoes. Quote, yeah, never eat frustrated, you know, shit, thanks, let's go to Hawaii now that you're eating one of his dishes.

I'm ready, we're going for New Year's and we can eat this on New Year's. I'm ready for New Years, Hawaii. but you guys will be bored, don't I love it, that was good for the test, hey, she was sweating too, she was also like she wanted me to move wrong, foreigner, actually, oh yeah, look at this sign you're about to . to be oh dude how's that really good? It's very fresh, it's like you taste healthy, right, she probably does, that was unreal. No, here comes a little more magic. They returned from New York. I know, but he's the perfect one that he has. a perfect minded Forex I feel like he thinks like David Blaine but he's pretty good at it, the trick he did last night was good, I mean yeah I still don't know how good he would like to think of different ways to execute it and he likes it.

That's what I invented here. I like the way you did it Katori, yes, I made it up here under my orange chicken. Did you just go play a bunch of cards around the house like I wanted to put them in nut containers, but Natalie got as angry as you can? see the trick don't mess with the muffins