Star Vs The Forces Of Evil - Lost Pilot Episode

foreigner, okay, so you're probably wondering, oh, is it that amazing girl with a fabulous gross fashion sense who isn't even a girl here? That's me, the feisty butterfly

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of the

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of the

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princess and future ruler of Muni, as tradition dictates on my 14th birthday. My parents happily gifted me our greatest family heirloom, the royal magic wand. Oh, the powers came with great responsibility, not my forte. I was worried about the wand falling into the wrong hands, so they found a private school in the Earth Dimension that was happy to let it go. I, outside, went to planet Earth where I can live with my new host family.

The Díaz have a super cool solar soul and we get along very well. Hello, yes, unfortunately, the

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of

evil

have followed me to Earth and are determined to steal my wand. Don't worry, all I have to do is stop the evil forces, protect the wands, please, my parents make new friends, get good grades. I love my new school and I love Mondays, hey she's a cool magical girl. Hello everyone, look. How cool now you look so cool you already know everyone ah don't be silly hey butterfly

star

hi Jackie you know Jackie Lynn Thomas you've only been going here for two weeks I've been going to this school my whole life and not one even knows I'm alive look at it new guy he's not new his name is Saúl Díaz and he may not be that cool but he's very kind please stop helping look look I'm working on my logo it's my name it's my name with a star inside a butterfly and two hearts and a spider, as you can see class, most of you have done a pathetic job like all the men in my life, not me.

I got an F for fantastic, that's an F for failing, what oh what? you only get the best grade you can get, oh the best, oh Miss Golnick, oh hey Scully okay please do me a team tea favor and turn my F into an A you're complaining about a terrible rating, how would you like it if your man left you for an older woman older woman when does that happen? Why can't I ever find the right man? I have it. I'll turn you into an old woman so you can get your man back and then you can give me and what's a deal Star Story wait for, yeah, start butterfly, what did you do?

I think I turned her into a troll star butterfly rules stop encouraging her shut up new kid seriously I've known you since kindergarten what did you do to me? I'm horrible, quick, change your back, oh, okay, yeah, right, okay, yeah, lightning change. You just sent us an electro back to the house. This pawn never works when I think about things too much. What happened? You think about things too much. Hey, Ludo Master Star Butterfly has come home early from school today and she seems distracted distracted excellent at the moment I've been waiting for those who are in their prime when distracted I'll finally get my hands on that glorious wand for too long Your potential has been wasted on that prissy princess and then I'm going to rock Cancun styles Hey boss, what's spring break?

Tyler Tyler I'm coming for you princesses butterflies, please don't commit crime, it's skolnik, yes, you'll have to call your mom, she will know how to reverse the spell to help you, you have this They're going to send me to Santa Olga Reformatory to rebellious princesses It is a terrible and horrible place where no one who goes there leaves the blue ocean. Oh look star, you are one of the smartest people I know. If anyone can solve a problem without giving yourself away it's you, that's true I'm pretty smart mirror mirror on the wall call mom calling well look who's back what's up girl ew no Tom I said call mom oh man I really have to delete that one kind of my mirror oh dear star what a nice surprise, so mom, let's say someone accidentally turned someone into a troll with a wand, not that I would do that, no, because that would be completely irresponsible, I have to go for it wind, she jumped out the window, good job, Saul, we make a great team.

Have a great day, Ludo, what are you and your evil forces doing here? Get me that wand, dagger, crystal, heart attack. I'm obligated to warn you that I'm a green belt with a stripe, uh, ouch, sorry ma'am, let me help you know about that, no, I'll explode, oh, narwhal explosion. I should probably head back uh the kids aren't going to fight each other you know maybe I'll see you around sometime you can handle this for a minute on your own which isn't cool at all oh miss bubblegum Nick what? What do you see that monster there?

You're cute, really, what should I do? Wait here, hey monster boy, look at that troll over there, she thinks you're cute, oh boy, how's my breath? Okay, stop catching him, hey guys, I think you forgot something, nimrods, get the turbo nuclear wand. butterfly caterpillar cataclysm, I've had enough Pluto, oh, Retirement, Retirement, look, this is what happens when you don't exercise your muscles, they're like pudding, come on, go back to the portal, what a bunch of losers, you're so muscular Now that I hooked you up, how about that, huh, honey, please? I'd give you an A plus if I were still a teacher.

I'm moving in with Captain Biceps here, oh man, let's completely understand what you're trying to study, oh young man, love, you guys are making me sick, come on, I'll bring you butterfly star, ah, come on, I may not have understood that, but at least we had a great time. I'm not happy with you, hey friend, so things got a little strange yesterday, but in the end everything turned out well my parents didn't find out I'm not going to say about Olga so we're fine true true sorry thanks star but that It doesn't help me at all, right? my backyard is completely destroyed and thanks to you our teacher has run away with a bunch of monsters skull mix he's gone star butterfly rules wow star that's such a radical girl Jacqueline Thomas don't thank me this guy deserves all the credit so uh, what's your name, new guy, uh? pretty good at karate his name is saul seul diaz soldiers miss golnick left me left me for an older monster welcome back skulls get ready for the worst pop quiz of your lives nice sold out yeah we're dead saltiest good At least everyone knows his name oh hugs what