SpongeBob's 31 Best Alter-Egos!

I'm the open window maniac! I hope you learned a valuable lesson! Buzz, buzz, buzz to you. Buzz Buzz. Nice current today. Hey, what's the rumor? Hi, I'm Jellybob. And you? Hey, nice to meet you. - Trick or Treating! - Oh! It is OK son. That's just SpongeBob Scaredy Pants. ♪ Please help, my snail is in a tree ♪ No! Understood! Next time, try the elevator. Thanks birdman! Sponge man! And boy Patrick! Report for duty! Yes, yes, follow me. Up, up and away! We're ready, Bob man! And Pat Chico! Report for duty! When you're done with shuffleboard, you should bring those costumes here and do nothing else.

Don't go home first. Don't show it to your friends. Just come back here. You got it? - I understand. - Must? This will never work. By the power of Neptune, Mermaid Pants and Barnacle Star, unite! I just wanted a vacation. Evil never takes a vacation! You can't save them, Mystery Sponge! They are trapped by my incredible surface tension! You do not get it! You are my favorite supervillain. Give me your autograph? Oh no! Oh no, fool, stay back! Point! Oh oh oh. See the point now! The Quickster with the amazing ability to run very fast! Do you want to see me run to that mountain and back?

Do you want to see me do it again? You're not dealing with an ordinary cook! It's time for you to meet... Fry Boy! Defender of… Oh! Fried boy! Krabby Patty Defender! Hello, I'm Patricio Estrella! I'm the laziest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom. And I wish it was me and not SpongeBob! What's so good about being a big pink loser? You can't have it for any price! And why not? This means more to me than money. It's from my friend SpongeBob SquarePants. Ah ha! Sponge Bob! Oh, thank goodness you're here! There was a scary guy with a mustache who asked a lot of weird questions.

No. Thanks again. Well, maybe later we can play pirates. Roberto, dear. It's no use. We have simply grown apart. That? Extraordinary. And may I add that those you are wearing are very impressive pants. Breeches? Oh oh, these old things. What is your name? - SpongeBob-- - Grrr. Sponge-Robert. Well, Sponge-Robert, would you like to join us? Let's go to a party. Boy, would I! I love parties! Well, Mr. Brownpants, it seems like he left this entire application blank. I can not remember anything. Well, do you have any special skills? Special abilities... Oh! I can do this! What do you think you're doing?

Hey guys! You're not the Krabby Clown! No I'm not! I am... I am the beloved companion of Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty... Thief. Bored. Oh. I am the Flying Dutchman. Oh! I do not know who I am. Roar, roar! I'm a Flying Dutchman! Hey, where's your costume? Close your eyes. Okay, open them. I am a charming flower. Court! Friend, friend, friend. Hello, I'm Chumta Claus! So anyway, back to mob violence. Greetings, Ironman! I'm Mr. Bikini SpongeBob… Bottom. I told you before! I'll have the rent when I get it! We just wanted to buy some armor. Oh, why didn't you say that?

Oh! Arrest! There there. You are safe now, little lady. Silly! You have fallen into my trap! You're mine now, SpongeBob the Strong! So we meet again, Crazy Fish! Hello SpongeBob! Could you help me carry my purchases? Wear them yourself, fish face! Hey, SpongeBob! How about a little help with this bronzer, eh? Don't you think you've had enough? The only thing you're missing is a butter dish! Butter? Oh! You see guys, this recipe is no secret. But I have a surprise. Ta-da! I opened Flabby Patty's just so you two scoundrels could team up. And so the power of friendship triumphs again!

Yeah! Oh ho! The Squeeze turns it around with a weird facial maneuver! I'm late. What is Mr. Krabs going to say? Late pants! You, sir, are a late bloomer! If I were you, I would stay as far away from myself as possible. Idiot kid! I guess that's all then. If Mr. Krabs calls me an idiot boy, it must be true. This is my life from now on, huh? Ah! Just call me Spongebob! Because that's all I am. Just an apartment for worms! There it is, sir. Oh yes, the time has come again. Ha ha! I wanted to say this but... lately I've come to appreciate your behavior.

You know it's kind of funny, Squidward. I softened the edges of my personality and the rest just followed suit. Now I'm completely normal. What the hell! Ah! Hi Sandy! I'm not sure what it is, but something seems different about me. Yes me too! Hey, what are you doing with my hand? What, what am I doing with your hand? How to get back to old Krusty Krab, cowboy? My name is SpongeBob and I would like to seek employment at this food establishment.