EVERY SpongeBob Superpower! ⚡️ SpongeBob SquarePants

Hey, Patrick, what am I now? Uh... stupid? No, I'm Texas! What is the difference? Okay, fine, stay... but I hope you like making Krabby Patties! She cut her hand by mistake! Do you mean like this? Or this way? Or this? Or this? But what about this? - Or this? Or this? Or this? Or... - Except it wasn't a sponge! So? So it didn't grow back! Oh no! Did you see that? - What was that? - What was that? Something must be wrong with my brain! Plankton! Hey, Squid, how's this for the show? The incredible Mr. Absorbency!

Ta-da! Ta-da! Thank you. Yes, thanks. Spongebob, what are you doing? Hello Pearl! Come on, it doesn't bite! You look ridiculous! Here you have! Yes, we squirrels are stupid! Dumb dumb dumb! Squirrels are dumb! It's okay, Sandy, it's okay, I get it! No more squirrel jokes. Sponge Bob! You've been playing with the bull, now come the horns! Sandy, no! - Hello

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one! - Hello

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one! I must fight! No no no no. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, of course! Do you want to go for a walk? Hey, that worked perfectly! I'll be at the office polishing yesterday's loot!

I heard that, Mr. Squidward! Have you never heard that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery? Oh great, you're home! Now you can help me with the baby! Actually, SpongeBob, I would love to but I'm totally exhausted from work. Hey? That guy got a coconut on the head! Patrick, what about my break? Oh yes, you are free! Tomorrow I promise. Er... Okay, tomorrow. Hello? My pores hiss in the wind! I admit... you have some pretty good moves... for a squirrel. But you are still just a terrestrial creature. Squirrels can do whatever they want! Can it reproduce by budding?

Can? Can? Can? Can? No! Did you not hear me? I said I'm ready. That tickled me! Gary, I'm absorbing your blows like I'm made of some kind of... spongy material! - Oh, my God... - What's wrong with you? My stomach feels funny. Let's take a look... SpongeBob! Hi Sandy. Spongebob, what are you doing? Well, shoot! I understand! So, uh... how do you stop? I just... stop. Then run like heck! Not in that way! See you later, SpongeLoser! Hey? I've been training my entire life for the day I can join the Krusty Krew! And now I'm ready!

So... when do I start?