Spawn Games - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

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worthy what the hell oh hell it's true sorry to tell you nerd but you're dead you're fu Katie okay I get it the dragon and the immortal got me but why am I dressed so tough? You are a fashionable man, let me remind you that when you died you came face to face with the devil, he decided that you have to live the rest of your eternity inside your most hated game, Jekyll and Hyde.

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you can get out of hell, but if you lose you will be trapped in Jekyll and Hyde forever, you agreed and We transform from angry video game nerd to satanic video game spawn and that brings us to where now we are. Well, let's play these shitty games Ann Ann Ann, not so fast, we'll play them in the most vile and despicable arcade ever. imagined by hell, it will break a man's soul in a second ready, huh, this is really scary, right, um, in fact, I spend most of my days in a room exactly like this, really, I mean, It's like it's exactly the same. on the shelf of all the ETD games, yes, in fact, I think mine actually has a little more.

What's with the Aladdin Decca dancer in all the games? Yes, actually, I played it not too long ago. Internet is very slow and I didn't do it. I don't know that here play your stupid game for those of you who don't know how to spawn as a character created by Todd McFarlane, he is one of several artists who left Marvel and DC to create the Image Comics image that became huge in the 90s and threw things. like the wild dragon Witchblade, The Walking Dead and of course, spawn before dying, spawn was Al Simmons, an assassin who was betrayed by his superior when he died, went to hell and agreed to become evil boses, spawn hell and lead his army in exchange for being able to see. his wife Wanda again but the devil sends him back to earth five years later as a zombified corpse, that bastard.

The comic was huge and eventually became an animated series and even a feature film starring Michael Jai White and Martin Sheen. so now that we're up to date let's play spawn on the Game Boy that spawn doesn't look anything like them spawn doesn't always wear his cape but without it here he looks ridiculous the red and white M logo on his chest looks more like a corset the wiring his eyes are red he has green eyes that's one of his defining characteristics how they ruined it it's a standard side scrolling beat'em up with some platforming it even comes with a sewer level full of bats yeah , that's almost a requirement at this point, check out graffiti in the alley, shoot me, go home, hate, jeez, hey, and speaking of Todd Mcfarlane, did you know he did the cover art for the Fava album Leader by Corns and also the music video for Freak on a Leash, so it's no coincidence that the Corn logo is everything? about the game and they really go overboard, I mean look he's everywhere and spawn is the only superhero I can think of where the power meter in the game is actually based on a power meter from the comics, that was which made spawn think twice before using his Once his powers were completely exhausted, he would have to return to hell and lead Mal Bolger's army, so you have to resort to weapons and fists to conserve energy.

That's a really cool idea and this game worked really well. The first boss is a clown, yes. They really put a lot of effort into that name. He is a demon sent to Earth to encourage spawn to do all the wrong things to ensure he carries out his mission in the comics. He can turn into a giant monster called a rapist, but here he just rolls around like an idiot. If he saw the movie, you might remember that he was played by Luigi Mario himself. John liked that leg Azam Oh, the boys are really better. I never really liked Crown's portrayal of him, he's all gross and creepy, not beautiful, sexy like mwah, yeah. this review ends with you rolling around the room.

I'll be disappointed if the game adds some variety and look at this motorcycle level, it's a lot of fun. Oh, Billy Kincaid, well he's a sick, twisted ice cream truck driver who likes to kill kids. He imagines a chubby. or Freddy Krueger without the jokes, he likes ice cream, well, I'll make him scream and scream and scream, you know what this game is, it's not a complete pile of steaming goats, so that's more than I could say for the most games, so yeah, not a bad start here, the last level is a satellite station run by the sky, yeah, that's a spawn thing after you kill a bunch of enemies, you have to fight the fire boss the redeemer aka anti-spawn is pretty tough but hmmm nothing he can't handle yeah. okay, I beat it one less game, wait, I was playing on easy that whole time and I have to play it all over again oh hey nerd, I'm just in the neighborhood seeing how you're doing.

Oh, it looks like you played wrong. Gameplay You have to start over Listen to this I have some level skip codes here with your name Wouldn't it be bad to use cheats? Isn't it an empty victory? You are in hell. If you cared about good or evil, you would do it. I won't be here, hey, listen. I'll leave you these little jump codes right here, so I jumped forward and landed in hell. The spawn looks a little better now that it has its cape, but it will look pretty generic, skulls, demons, rivers of blood. and Velociraptor fossils, what could Velociraptor have done to end up in hell?

The clown appears again as an offender. It's way cooler than his first boss fight after him. You face the devil himself. Malbolge. uh-oh, it just threw out other hellspawns. belly and eat eyes that is, how silly is that Oh, one less game, congratulations, well guess what, here comes number two, Todd McFarlane's spawn for the super, no dude, oh, but it's Super Nintendo, It can't be that bad, okay, the opening cinematic is great. oh wow, actually this looks amazing, the music is great too, why are all the enemies killed playing lemming spawns? These controls feel clunky, spawns a little slow, which sucks since tons of enemies are thrown at me.

I wish it was a little faster. kinda oh this game also has a spawn power meter so it probably wants you to try out some special moves. Well then, look how complicated, these are not. Hold the right trigger and turn your thumb down clockwise to the left and press the left trigger or the X button. that makes a fire explosion, are you kidding me? To teleport, you have to hold the right trigger and rotate your thumb in a circle from the top counterclockwise to the top, then press the a or button And, what were they thinking?

Even if you make the right combination, they rarely work. every move is like trying and failing to achieve a Mortal Kombat fatality only then if you increase the fatality at least you know you already won only here you get your ass kicked the only thing that seems to work is the spin kick most levels are just your standard , hit them, but there is some variety like this wall jump level where you have to avoid the rockets, in theory this would be fun, but the spawn is very slow and can't land on a ledge to save its life Redeemer well, it was easy on the last game so how hard could this be?

The answer is one of the most difficult and unfair bosses to ever be screwed onto a Super Nintendo cartridge. It's ridiculous first, it throws dummies that are a pain to dodge. after that it fires a laser that takes up most of the screen you can't jump fast enough or slide enough to avoid it easily after an hour i finally managed to throw it through the wall ah yeah so it's over , no it's a multi phase boss fight, now you're outside so you think you'd have more room to maneuver but no he still shoots that laser and also can't be hit while he shoots it and then throws flaming swords and balls of fire that fixes you at this moment.

It's possible? I spent hours in this fight, the skin on my thumb was worn away and that's hard to do when you have gloves on. Oh, don't mind me. I'm just looking for a circus, Charlie, have you seen it? Oh, what is this level jump? spawn passwords for Super Nintendo I'll get ready, he's a noble player like he doesn't need them, wait, wait, wait, leave them, oh that's not you or superior, I would never do that, but wouldn't that be more torture for me? if they were there and I had to resist the urge to use them, you're right, good luck beating the game, there are these weird tubes I can jump into in hell, I'll pick one at random and see what's down there.

Oh okay, so the final boss is some demon mouths, you create light bulbs and then you kill them whatever the ending is, well that game is brutal, it's a shame because it looks and sounds great. The only thing that is not good about the game is the gameplay. Oh, congratulations, you're over it for the next game. clowns for vic-20 remember when William Shatner UCB the vic-20 commercials his hair is worse than mine just kidding the third dimension would spawn the eternal that's right it spawned products in the 90's it was everywhere you had the movie , cartoons, video games and of course, toys, so many toys and this ORS battle only appeared in the comics issues.

I mean, well, we're off to a terrible start. These graphics are some of the worst that PlayStation had to offer. Look how uncomfortable the monster looks. jogging when you run into enemies triggers a Mortal Kombat-style fight screen. You have to do this with every enemy. It's really annoying and is made worse by the fact that the spawn moves too slowly. The button combinations are simpler, but it's still a bit difficult. to get them when you're fighting, man, you're really pushing my buttons, you've mentioned Mortal Kombat like twice now, but it doesn't spawn a MK 11, although it does get paid DLC, which is pretty evil, even by hell's standards, the spawn It was free on Soul.

Calibur: for Xbox, no, those games are a bit dastardly, you can't even rip off a single opponent's arm, oh yeah, talk about the arm swing, I like it, I was only able to pull it off a few times, it's the arm, like that is. you can rip off your enemy's arm. This was so incredible that they based their magazine ads around it. I mean, look, that's not at all traumatizing for a kid to open a gaming magazine and see that it's awesome. You can refill your magic and health meter - it depletes your overall power meter but I guess it refills after the stage and you'll need it because with this game the slow controls bosses like Overkill Violator will help you luckily you can save anywhere in the game, let me load my The saved file here is Yoda with boxing gloves.

It's Yoda with boxing gloves. That was the save icon for Masters of Terrors. Kasai. How come that didn't appear in the episode? Oh, I got it and with just a little bit of power left it was close, well. I hope it wasn't important because I couldn't understand any of it. They do not recharge your power meter. How the hell am I supposed to beat this thing? Oh hey, enough nerdiness with this guy having problems. I'll tell you what. I'll trade you these cheat codes for that workhorse spawn, oh wait, never mind, you're above cheating, won't you shut up?

Just give me the codes and get out of here, here you go, nerd, thank you very much, dizzy, yeah. I'm cheating to beat the medieval spawn levels where I noticed the game is cashing in on the success of Tomb Raiders. You have to search for keys, avoid explosive traps and make difficult jumps. Let me tell you all the health and power recharge cheats you can find in the world. I won't save you from the terrible jump. There's a leap I just can't take. I keep falling into lava over and overtime. Curious fact. Just a little trivia here.

That thing can fly. This is extremely boring. Now I am a. Cavemen show up and it's the same old slow fights, puzzles, shitty jumps and terrible graphics. I feel like I'm in hell and I've even gotten to hell in the game, when you get there you find out it's a giant staircase that the branch is usually on. different levels, the only somewhat interesting thing about this is that you can fight the previous spawns that you were playing and you can also fight a fat spawn. It could be that Billy Kincaid character I mentioned earlier, but I could be wrong hours later.

I made it. He reaches the final boss, who turns out to be a rapist again. I already fought with him and his brothers before. They couldn't think of anything else, why didn't he malbolge? Oh, he's just sitting back there eating souls like he's sitting in the back of a bar. him eating buffalo wings and then dies for no reason after I killed the offender, why can't I kick his ass or rip his head off or something? Only two more to go and the next one is an arcade game, but unfortunately it's a little over budget and takes arcade.

The game here is out of my weight class, so you'll be playing it on the Dreamcast. This game is very different from the others, judging by the large selection of spawn characters you can play, as I guess that's what this is supposed to be more of. multiplayer game but the boss battle mode focuses on single player so let's do it, did I get the right game? Because this is amazing, seriously, it's a lot of fun and not too complicated. You enter the stage and kill everything that moves. It's as simple as collecting some power-ups and weapons and then killing. the boss, when it arrives each stage is timed and when you die it takes a form 12 seconds apart, best of all your powers are easy to use and you can recharge your power meter finally a spawn game that It's free and it's fast too.

I'm about to do it. Kill the vaporizer and win the game. What I have to do is win the game again. It works the same as the Gameboy version. Who am I going to find to help me win this game while in hell you're someone called a clown? Sure why not, yeah, well, thanks. for helping me, hey, anything for a friend, here's your clown friend's endgame, see you around. I think we hit the jackpot with this one. It starts with a Marilyn Manson song. Todd McFarlane worked on the story and they got the best voice. they could spawn the animated series version Keith David, it was easy, you are my spawn, the eternal could have tried and failed to be Tomb Raider and Mortal Kombat, but this game manages to imitate Devil May Cry, sure that game could be better, but if we are talking about generation games, this is the cream of the crop, you can use and recharge your powers easily and you have a whole arsenal of weapons, the boss fights are difficult but not unfair, there is a strategy to beat them Well, our journey started off a little bumpy. it got really hard in the middle and now i think we are at the light at the end of the tunnel now let's fight the final boss oh no it's Redeemer, he's back and improved to become the legendary Metatron.

Metatron was a mythological celestial scribe. and the tallest of all the angels, but here he only got a Transformers pinnock, shoot everything you've got and chop with your battle axe, yeah I did it, I did it Satan, I won your games alright, looks like this time You won, boss, he cheated. I found these codes and passwords in the nerd room, you prepared me, you're tired, you didn't grow, you didn't improve, you took the shortcut and won nothing, you two must face each other in this, the winner can leave, the loser will be sent to the worst.

You'll never imagine that I'm giving you teammates to make sure you fly clean and straight. Now, wow, it works, damn imaginal! My fat ass, let's see some good praise, now send me back to the normal state of hell in this seat and you're not Satan, hey man. that's a cute clown costume, you want a review, spawn with me next time, nerd, next time.