Mortal Kombat Rip-Offs - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

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So, like I said last time, MORTAL KOMBAT inspired a generation of knock

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and imitators who just couldn't replicate what Midway was doing, but I don't think that stopped anyone from trying. Oh, I sure wish they did. The company is hungry for that sweet blood-stained Mortal Kombat. The money was allocated to profit from the phenomenon and he was the first to try it. They were incredible technologies with their

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time killers. Time Killers came out just a few months after Mortal Kombat and was actually intended to be more of a response to Street Fighter, however the heavy reliance on blood and gore led to it being thought of as a rip-off. -outside of Mortal Kombat, the game is basically the definition of nothing special, the only feature that really defines this game is the ability to dismember and even decapitate your opponent during a match, which I admit is kind of fun and really satisfying when you can.

Take it out, it's just a flesh wound, there's also a fatal move you can do when the opponent gets dizzy, all you have to do is press all the buttons at once, it's great the first time, but it gets old pretty quickly because it's the same for each character he would just cut off the opponent's arms and head and that's it, once you've seen one character do it you've basically seen everyone do it, it's funny to see the opponent headless between rounds, although I could see this as A fun diversion or time killer, so to speak, but I couldn't imagine putting coins into this game.

The only reason I saw people playing this in arcades was Mortal Kombat Street Fighter, who were busy, it's funny to say, but Mortal Kombat was classy, ​​but this game feels like a dirty 50 cent whore that you you crossed into an alley. It really shows you that Mortal Kombat had a lot more than just violence, the gameplay was fun and the story was great, the violence was just the icing on the cake not to mention the characters were memorable you know subzero scorpion Liu Kang Johnny Cage Sonya Kano Raiden everyone we know them who remembers the blankets wolf blade thugs I only know them because I look at them as soon as I turn this off, I'll go back to my happy existence of not remembering the entire list, it's just not appealing to look at, Meishan sucks and is very generic, the The only character I like is randy because he has a chainsaw, but oh yeah!

Hit it, it's basically the epitome of what 90s corporate suits thought was edgy, a huge hoop earring and a mohawk the color of snot, yes that's 90s edgy in a nutshell, even though it says it's from the year 2024, well, if this is what people look at. like in four years we'll be doomed as a society and no, I'm not going to review this in the year 2024 because I'm doing it right now, so the goal of the game is to beat everyone and then fight death to become im

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, which death is apparently because he says so. Every time he gets a chance to defeat death, you have to finish him off by decapitating him, which, trust me, is much easier said than done.

Death puts all Mortal Kombat bosses to shame. Goro Shang Tsung Shao Kahn. Death believes that all of his moves are incredibly difficult to block and often cancels your moves. He can even shoot you before the round has even begun. Death is a. I have an unhealthy amount of hate for this game. Seriously, you should spend it. a damn salary to beat this on a real arcade machine, it took me 14 tries, but I was able to cut off the head Highlander style, so there are seven fake dollars and quarters in about an hour. My life wasted. Fortunately, I'm im

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now, so this was it.

Not quite the Mortal Kombat killer Incredible Technologies hoped it would be, but Time Killers was apparently popular enough to warrant a console port, so here's Time Killers on the Sega Genesis oh, those graphics , you have to be kidding me, okay? So this game came out in 96. The point was that there were Genesis games in 89 that looked better than this one. This could pass as an NES or Master System game. Look, this matrix doesn't even have a face. She has no face. The sound is terrible for everyone. the characters sound like they are being strangled and the music sounds like the London Symphony Orchestra if they replaced their instruments with sick roosters.

The fact that this was released so late in Genesis' lifespan and no, the fact that it was released in all cases shows that they just didn't do it. No matter, I played the game long enough to reach death, which took less than 10 minutes. I beat all the other characters on my first try, but death is as cheap as ever and unlike the arcade you only get four continues, so yeah. I didn't beat them and I don't care. I'd rather play Fred Savage, a wild fury tournament fighter, at least that one had better controls. This is not worthy of Sega Genesis.

I mean, I understand how a real person could see this. game and think it was morally right to charge money for it, they sold it to people for money, they should be ashamed, but believe it or not, Capcom was actually impressed with the time killers, the arcade version which is enough for them to give it to incredible technologies the opportunity to Make Street Fighter the movie the game, so get this, a company that ripped off Mortal Kombat and Capcom paid Street Fighter to make a Street Fighter game that rips off Mortal Kombat. It just blows my mind in my review of Street Fighter 2010.

I talked about Street. Fighter 2, the movie, the game, more or less, I thought what I really talked about was the version that Capcom developed and released for home consoles, however the arcade version is a completely different game, so why did Capcom He told you about incredible technologies and created his own version well? just look at it, all the things that made Street Fighter a success are gone, precision is replaced with clunky buttons, the iconic music is replaced with a generic background drone that barely qualifies as music, and the voice acting, yes, like the assassins of the time that the game wants. nothing but all the coins in your pocket the game can be downright unfair sometimes the difficulty increases randomly and some fighters are almost impossible the worst fight by far is against Saget he has this laser eye that freezes you and he uses it a lot Boy I'm sick of that eye laser and for some reason they added a kuma even though it wasn't in the movie and is played by Ernie Reyes, older father of Ernie Ray's jr. of course, his teleportation looks really stupid, like some kind of clown act or something, he just runs around like an idiot.

With all that said, the game actually introduced a number of innovative features that would be adopted by later Street Fighter games, but the game itself is about as fun as having an anal leak on public transportation. Yeah, it's not fun because of this mess. Capcom had to remake the game from scratch, but Street Fighter, the movie, the game, and the arcade, will always be another skid mark on Street Fighter's bath towel. towel that honda took ok ok next game we have Jackie Chan here in fire fists now this might actually go in it's a Mortal Kombat ripoff with Jackie Chan oh I don't care if the game sucks or not it's Jackie Chan in a Mortal Kombat style fighting game, well this is actually an update of a game called Jackie Chan, the kung-fu master, in that version Jackie Chan is a boss character and is not playable, but in fire fists you get not one not two but three versions of Jackie Chan to play with this game is a blast but it is fun it is by no means a perfect game but if I saw this in an arcade I would definitely throw in some quarters In addition to the three versions of Jackie Chan, there are also six. other characters to choose from, each of whom were in a Jackie Chan film or part of his stunt team.

The game is quite difficult, but the novelty alone makes it fun to play. Also, there are deaths, unless you are fighting as Jackie Chan or against him, he is the only character that cannot be finished off and if he loses, he immediately gets up and congratulates the winner, and that is for Jackie Chan to get up immediately after a beating and give him the go-ahead. the deaths are actually quite gruesome, two people are cut in half and crushed and blood gushes from their throat, other than that it's pretty lighthearted like most of their movies, this would definitely be good to get some friends together, take a beer and hit each other. others in the game, although not in real life, overall a fun diversion, it was good to cleanse the palate of all the diarrhea we've been gargling, but don't worry, from now on you'll see some serious stuff here, it's a tattoo on the ass.

In essence, now we are really getting into it. This is possibly the most notorious of all the Mortal Kombat rip-

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and the crazy thing is that it was never actually released. The game was developed by day two. East Pinball, a company that will get this, only made pinball games. who would have thought it, but what's even crazier was it created by Bob Gale, the writer of Back to the Future, yeah, I don't even know what to think of this, a copy of Mortal Kombat developed by a pinball company created by the writer from Back to the future.

The future is this real life, the story focuses on this guy in a diaper and his magic ink that gives people powers, only certain people can handle the ink while others turn into horrible mutants. An evil guy named Colden steals the ink and decides to raise an army. of mutants to take over the world and you have to stop them, there are nine extremely generic characters to choose from, all with their own unique marketing logo and backstory, honestly, although I haven't read any of them because I can't stop staring at their faces . the eyes are drawn on most of them, some look good I guess, but others have these weird bulging eyes that look to the side, the best is the AC with the silliest smile I've ever seen, so which really makes tattoo killers stand out. every other fighting game is the number of deaths, yeah they really spared no effort with this one.

I mean, this has more deaths than any other game, you know how many. 2196 Wow, I don't know, guys, do you think you think maybe you think that's enough? deaths I mean, if there are 2196 deaths and nine characters, that means they each have 244 deaths. MORTAL KOMBAT only has one or two per character, but that compares to tattooed assassins. Yes, no joke, there are so many deaths that all you have to do is press random buttons. at the end of a fight and you'll most likely do one I swear I'm just hitting whatever and doing a fatality every time well the game is great for people who can't do fatalities all you have to do is do is mash buttons. and there you have it, well thank goodness for Bob Gale and data pinball, deaths can get pretty weird too.

I mean, they really took the idea to the most absurd levels that people turn into Mona Lisa, they have a fly swatter, they get crushed, they get crushed by a jpeg of the titanic and my favorite gets burned to death by flaming farts, okay, I'll tell you Since Mortal Kombat didn't have flaming fart deaths, not until the PlayStation 2 era, they even added some fun head nods to the data. This one and back to the future you can have a DeLorean run over your opponent or crush him with this thing from BurgerTime, the weirdest thing I've ever seen you fart from the turkey and it splits into more turkeys that make you bounce off the opponent all over parts where they were.

I mean, possibly, maybe there are drugs. even a naked assignee is no joke, this was always arumor about the original Mortal Kombat tattoo on the butt. I play because my hits barely connect unless I play as Karla, she's basically a mix of sub-zero and figure skater Nancy Kerrigan. With it I can beat everyone in the game, even the boss characters are pretty easy and let me tell you. about the bosses before fighting the main character, Colden, you have to fight his three mutant warriors, first is Rhino, uh, the Rhino woman who moves super fast, it's quite easy, in fact, sometimes it doesn't help and it's there in second place, you fight with DK, understand it.

DK because he's a zombie. I'm pretty sure it's just one of the daytime guys at East's pinball office in a Party City zombie costume and lastly there's the prism, a crystal skeleton guy who dies in four hits, seriously, just He jumped and kicked him four times. and it explodes I don't know if it was on purpose but that's what Holden is, he's just a cheap final boss if he wins he stabs you with his Freddy Krueger glove but if he wins Karla explodes spectacularly and goes to Disneyland. like they just Photoshopped some Mickey Mouse ears on the only photo they had of her, so there are tattooed killers, sadly data pinball is no more, but I think they would be proud to know that their game, which never made it to having a wide release, ended up gaining a bit of a cult following years later, this brings me to our latest game and for this one we're going to stray away from the arcades and dig up the old 3do and this also happens to be one of the worst fighting games that I've seen.

I have ever played Shadow War Succession before showing you this. I need you to keep in mind that this is a real game, it was released at the consul's house. The first thing you see is this scene of a helicopter flying past the Statue of Liberty, which sucks. yellow for some reason, how did they screw it up? Because the helicopter is green, so it's not like they couldn't give it the right color. Also listen to that music. This was on the 3rd, a CD based console and the music sounds like this. made by someone, a Casio, then the helicopter flies to a building where a terrible 3D model was standing and starts shooting at one frame per second.

It turns out that this was a success for Kincaid Storm, a billionaire and leader of the evil Sha organization. Shade DOW that stands for hate syndicate, anarchy, destruction and organized war but it should mean a bunch of orangutan soaked shit ass good lord look at that select screen look at those characters and Ville Carlos or is it Carlo three I mean a saint. I know I called the time killer and tattoo killer characters generic, but for the sake of this game change the meaning. I don't even think generic covers it. Well, let's see that this game is to play and it sucks.

There should be a new stronger word for shitty games like these like sucks or sucks these games suck so the shadow war surprise succession has absolutely no redeeming factor the control is basically nonexistent you can throw away the controller across the room and pee and get the same result as actually trying. to play it normally the sound is a fist in the ear anus also the voice acting is hilarious i shot everything king get ready to eat let the baby go to hell under all that garbage you're like all the street punks i've wasted before However, I think the best part is the fact that they forgot the deaths.

They forgot about the deaths. The game asks you to finish off your opponent, but they never actually schedule the kills. I'd rather play Mortal Kombat with the Superintendent on this any day. I prefer to play genesis. version with the 3 button controller I'd rather play the Game Boy version, even the tiger games instead of this one, how can you copy Mortal Kombat but fail so much that you forget about the in-game show deaths? It's not like it helped the game itself. A disaster that nothing could save it the first time I played this game I used 7 continues on the first character Gabriela and mind you she was on the easiest difficulty no matter what I did I couldn't hit her when I tried everyone else.

I finally chose Gabriela and realized that she seemed to be the only character that was actually programmed, in some ways she is the only person I can really beat since everyone else gets my ass stepped on, esp. at Carlos, who is holding a damn shotgun, so I fought my way through. Through the game only to reach the end and find out that you can't fight the boss on easy mode, so I skipped through again. I was able to make it to the end with all my continues intact, but then I got to the final boss, apparently he is. the guy from the beginning who was shot by the helicopter but now he's a cyborg or whatever, it doesn't matter, all you need to know is that he puts every final boss in video games to shame, even death by time killers, plus that the controls do not work. most of the time he's stingy as he constantly throws projectiles, takes less damage than normal characters and has a spin move which is what nightmares come from once he uses it you're practically because then he just knocks you into the corner so here we go.

The blue 8 continues and this is the last one. It's life or death. I've come this far and I can't stand the thought of playing this one more minute and he destroys me. Game over. That's it, I lose, I get nothing. good morning sir, I can't go on with my day and forget the horrors I witnessed in the 3rd. I just can't get rid of my need for satisfaction. I have to move on to get closure, but this time I know what to do. I almost had it last time, this time it's going to be different and after an hour of jumping around like an idiot and hearing the same phrase over and over again I finally get back to that motherfucker and this time I'm up on my first time. try it, yeah, well, that's the end, I can't say I expected much, you know, I had to get over it for my own peace of mind, but it was worth it, no, honestly, I'd rather lick a cat's soul, yeah, you know , if you have it.

A black cat like mine, the brightest part of the cat is that he almost glows in the dark when he runs around the basement. It looks like a white dot bouncing down the stairs. The cat hole looks like a broken banana, but before I start explaining more. cat holes I better come up with an ending, unfortunately I don't have anything so I'll have to copy some previous episodes of AVGN so that after you beat the boss you can see the best ending in video game history where you are more easy to beat. real life than you are that game you are not a good piece