Sorting My Squishy Collection. YIKES.

Thanks, hey, it's me. I feel like I always wear these half and half shirts, yellow or gray, they're great for indecisive people, so right now I'm on my couch, but not for long, today is really about facing a problem in my life. um something that I need to deal with that you guys might not know um something that's going on behind the camera that you probably can't see the only way you could see is if you're spying on me these are all my squishie containers except that one which is an oven, if you didn't know that this entire

collection

is used on broken squishies that people sent me to use in my

squishy

makeover series.

I have a whole playlist of me unpacking some of these. You may be thinking that the problem is quantity. No, my problem is that they are not organized and I simply think they deserve better. I'm going to pull them all out and try to classify them based on something I don't know. I know I haven't figured this out yet, this is my apartment, the plan is step one, take out all the foreign containers, step two, throw them all away, whoa, what's all this, okay, okay, foreigner, this is Very full of germs, I think I could sleep.

So, what am I doing? Oh, how nice, what is the situation I am in now? I'm crazy. Opie, let's go to the pile, come on, come here. Opie, come to the pile, no, no traps, no traps, jump, come on, my God. Come on, face your fears, you can do it, come on, you can do it. For the love of foreign food, what made my hair look exceptionally healthy today? It's funny, you should say this video is sponsored by Function of Beauty, so my hair, let me tell you. something about my hair care routine is right, I like low maintenance.

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I need to start trying to separate them into categories. Good. I'm going to start putting soft desserts in this container. I think I want to make a separate container for squishies which I already made in a makeover video before I made this ice cream cone before cake cake cake holy cake oh I already made this the system is working wait a second we have a riddle. I've done this. ice cream cone, but this is a smaller version of the ice cream cone, but it's identical in shape, so which container does it go in? Half of these are stuffed into bags because they are in several pieces and I'm trying to keep them together. solving 101. this bag is an empty pie.

I already made this one, oh my gosh, there's so much hair there. Okay, why is this one in a bag? There is only one piece. Oh, kind of a dessert, guys, I'm going to transfer it to that one. one of you, I'm going to transfer this, this will be my very special container where I put the squishies that I really want to give a makeover, really, sometimes I forget about them because they're all mixed up with each other. but I don't want to forget about them this is one of them this is for animals animals velvet alert a head I think your body might be in this pile somewhere I really need like a snow shovel right now hell is this boom ah who's that surprise oh the cat's body making dreams come true oh so much poop everywhere poop I still don't have a poop container I still have so many of these that's ridiculous a wing a wing a wing oh a piece of something goes together thanks, come on, hey , what is it that scolds me like this?

Yeah, I'm just saying what are you doing. I'm grading my softies, what do you mean how are they graded? animals, desserts, normal food, my pets, animal food combinations, random, great, huh? -dokey, they're all sorted, I think it's time for a tour. I labeled each of my containers with duct tape and terrible drawings. This is my dessert container, which includes a ton of different ice cream cones, cake rolls, tarts, some of them, naked cakes. and more cakes Cupcakes Crunchy looking donuts Cinnamon rolls What's up with you guys? Brownies Face Cakes look so good and all those guys, whoever they are, then I have foods that are not desserts, which are a lot of fruits, a whole tree full of oranges, that's a pomegranate, a bunch of peaches, oh, there's pizza fries and more soft popcorn than any reasonable person should have drinks for anyone who's thirsty and a whole container of bread stuff in case you're still hungry, which includes my entire

collection

of pretty sick burgers.

I know a couple hot dogs near each of these naked bread things that have ever been made dirty croissants and more carbs next, I have a container of cute animals in costumes peeling alpacas many soft slow creatures with various ailments some big kids for here a lot of cats and even more unicorns and one that can't decide what it is and all these people, if they haven't had enough food in animals, here are some squishies that are my complete collection of tragic cats and smooshy cups, oh and a bear, all of these, they all look dirty except one, a couple I can't identify, what is that and a bunch of creepy chocolate bars, actually, I don't know why they're there, they're not really. animals, you name it, I have two whole containers of squishies that I've used in

squishy

makeovers in the past, so we see a lot of familiar faces here, a lot of faces in general, a lot of narwhals.

I had no idea I had so many milk carton squishies to the creepy amount of these unicorns, so I have my box of favorite candidates for future makeovers, some of these are super adorable, many of them are just weird or unique. I can't wait to paint them, there is a whole box of mini squishies. just tons of them and it's really hard to clean them up so please don't make me throw them all away. This is where things get really sad. My entire collection is used and broken, but these in particular have fallen on hard times.

Basically, we are just in pieces, heads, some completely unrecognizable, will they ever live again? It's hard to say, also a lot of loose body parts, yeah, it's a bit horrible. Finally I have a container of random softies that don't really fit into any of the other categories cars Stars uh teeth sports bras not bras balls um and stuff like that anyone recognizes it, plus a bunch of poop and some toilet paper conveniently nearby, so yes, this is my complete collection and it has already been sorted, the reason why I decided to do this. It's because every time I want to do a squishy makeover video I basically have to throw out at least three or four containers just to find the one I'm looking for, which is a lot of mess and time consuming and I knew this was going to take a lot of time. to figure all this out, so I've been avoiding it for several months, but I'm so glad I finally did.

I hope it was something entertaining for you and I will. See you next Friday, goodbye foreigner.