SONIC THE HEDGEHOG CEREAL COMMERCIAL

I lost it, all the people say I'm as slow as me, yeah all because I bought a car, ah I see Sonic idiots bank documents leaked online. Get this, he bought a treadmill and a car, what a loser, speed was the only thing he had. left, hey, Sonic, open up, it's me, Eggman. Oh, worried, listen buddy, I'm about to steal another Chaos Emerald. I just need one, that's fine with me, then I'm about to blow up the world. You better come and stop me. my water, why do I care if the world ends? This isn't the same without you.

Come on, I'm in my fifties and now I'm having a midlife crisis. I need something in my life. Why do I always have to be the one to save him? Can't someone? more save it for once oh oh Sonic I thought I'd stop by it's been a while whoa Sonic are you choosing? You really got carried away oh oh tails, good showing up I was about to order Chinese food, do you want anything, actually I'm fine. Sonic is that orange Gatorade you've been drinking, but Sonic, I bought you the blue Gatorade, everything you drink is blue, well I can't help it God he can be fast, maybe he wanted to be in accounting, what's with that? what to do with anything, wait, it's about that car thing, so what do you like fast cars?

You like driving them. It's okay, you don't have to run everywhere. You wouldn't understand that my game has been shit man and you're not the one getting all the criticism so I just want something good to be released with my name on it for once and not just trash, it was just Sonic Boom by the way, cutie underwear bro, it's okay, I'm out, hey, what's up? Knuckles, oh hey, what's up? yeah, not so much Sonic is acting like a big blue jerk again Wow, what else is new? You know he has the right idea, although who needs friends that aren't mine, but he fell out of your pocket, forget it, forget it, uh, listen to your Sonic cup, how's that? a breakfast

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a breakfast

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wow that's cool have you ever made that before bro?

I don't think we've ever done it before, okay, listen, I'll make some phone calls and then I'll hit cold,

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, back, boom, bada bing. I really don't know if I want it back, bro, so Tails you said you had something to show me, so what is this? He is going to change your world for the better. Sonic, wait here, it's a surprise. I wonder what I can do. "Wait, hey, knuckles, you got the goods, oh yeah, I got the cereal right, we gotta make sure we set the stage for it, very nice, yeah bro, but do I really have to use my rose petals?

Ozpin, I use this on myself and they are expensive. yeah, you do, this has to be perfect for him, this is our only chance to get Sonic out of his depressive, downward spiral, okay, damn, okay, I've got it ready, could you bring him, okay, Sonic, The surprise is ready, come on, come on. Oh word, okay, okay, knuckles, I went ahead and sold it, this is perfect for it. I see you already put the cereal up there. Sonic, see in this

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ah ah, my underwear stuck to the come oh, so it's true, I have a breakfast. cereal wait, that's the best you could come up with, it's just blue Cheerios.

You only gave me 20 minutes to make a complete sonic bran cereal. I mean, come on man, I love it, so don't think it just looks like blue Cheerios. Cheerios, that's 't Cheerios, those are rings, you know from the game, okay, let me get the milk, you know, get that garbage out of here, it's about that reduced fat milk, in fact, it's not enough blue, it's 2020, we still have blue milk. I'm about to change the world here I feel like a scientist I'm getting old experimental here I'm inventing new things I'm about to invent a new color Okay, nice and slow oh oh yeah maybe a little more oh yeah, look that pretty blue milk, yeah that's how you're supposed to eat this cereal.

I used to be a depressed loser who hadn't taken off my underwear in two weeks until this cereal cured my depression oh hey Victor oh you. you like cereal man that's good buddy you know you're missing what's that protein man you're missing protein weight loss these things will give you games like me I'll give you a scoop actually forget the scoop you need everything the experience man, you're an alligator, you could get the muscle, let's get you ready, man, you're absolutely ripped, man. Congratulations, I told you it was the protein that would give you gains, whoa, knuckles, what are you doing to my cereal man?

This looks absolutely. gross oh yeah check it out, it may even come with a little bit of sonic. I hope to get lucky. Like I want it. Wait. What was that that fell into my cereal? Sonic's used underwear. What was that doing in the box? How to eat it? Do you know what it is. I've been wearing them for three weeks without taking them off, why or party for me, man, it's still better than that stupid Mario cereal over there, huh, horse has explosive processing, ah, what's wrong with Allah ma li? The Lord says explosive processing and yours is old news. we have the new one and orders come with a Funko pop wow, but ours doesn't look darling, ours is an amiibo, is that cool?

OK? Get out of here, whatever it is. Look at him, he's so cute he's like an egg. go on my own, yes Italian Mars is a Stop exclusive game, wait you're telling me the game stops. Oh, cereal, now, yeah, wait, knuckles, you got this old one for free, use that game, stop, oh yeah, buy it new, it was like 20 bucks, come on, they sell out. Crazier things than the game stops. I got a deal guys yes, but used used, that means another customer opened it before and exchanged it for its retail value, except this isn't a game, it's food, you know, now they mention it.

I'm not feeling so good it's disgusting who knows what happens to this area before I think I'm going to get sick oh well it's time to put my underwear back on I guess not milk time for now do you like the cereal what did I make? Better in underwear anyway hey look I'm in my underwear I'm depressed Where's my cereal? Where is Papa Knuckle cereal? Hey? Why do I never get anything? There are nine marketable. I won't get a share in any of this? cereal is a Gamestop explosive power for gamers can cause dizziness death Caesar's hypothermia depression Sonic is bad bad thoughts all right pregnancy and more consult your doctor if you ever consider taking a bite of this cereal we are not responsible for all of the above oh yes and subscribe it's free