SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS CEREAL COMMERCIAL

So Squidward, what is your most important life? Well, I'm glad you asked, you're saying it's to make you the best clarinetist in the world and, okay, now it's too embarrassing. Oh come on tell me you can trust me. on clarinet breakfast

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Imagine being so famous that you and breakfast

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are part of a balanced breakfast and to get my own Michael Bain tattoo wait where did you get that? dry. Beach-like adjectives don't sound appetizing, do they? Wow

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this cereal is really good huh? fly we can't get the real SpongeBob and Squidward out here I mean it's just to hope they replace me with a white dude wait what does that mean? cereal b comes in three brand new flavors no no you're not wrong you're alone I have the 2004 box it has the same flavors it's even missing one look this one has a jellyfish what are they lying why are they always lying and you say they were at least the same cereal y'all thought we got a quick one dropped right under our noses well i have a pretty big nose and i don't bend yeah and it expired in 2004 too wow

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maybe some of us want to die a horrible death for expired cereal are you kidding you call that a jellyfish that thing looks misshapen with age if I ever called a jellyfish that looked like that I'd call PETA to put it out of its misery now that it's Michael Bay piece of cereal the new cereal will replace it with these cool looking squares that are so appropriate don't be a square spongebob i can't help it i'm the only talking square in bikini bottom one about the actor who looks like you right?

We don't count and what about stanley your cousin oh yes yes and one abo ut frank mom he is dead how insensitive you are and what about spongebob well he is destroying you spongebob patrick why are you dressed like a cow dry cereal is ignorance I deliver the milk what's good handsome hey that was my actor that wasn't me actually the new spongebob oil square pants we are patrick that's almond milk oh look look I have an order for almonds oh that's an odd number oh hey look almonds oh like oh dibs happening here peanut butter jelly time us just looking at your face It looks like you started dancing.

Squidward was a bigot, believe me, he tastes so much better with SpongeBob's fruit punch. He wanted SpongeBob to put that punch on. You kept me out all night. oh hi squilliam you want some cereal and you're hanging out with that talk channel hey bonnie i heard it was a killing season pass for cereal. e's on my menu if you know what i mean oh yeah squilliam well i'll tell you i'm the best clarinet player in bikini bottom and probably everyone actually squidward in the back of the cereal box literally says you played a clarinet wrong sorry this is a breakfast also served with hard facts ok ok maybe i was a little off in 2004 but i've been getting better huh where is my clarinet?

Okay Squidward, that was a big fall, how's your bone injury, have you been getting enough calcium from eating the cereal? back spongebob we have to perform some major surgery squidward's nose there oh better tosh squidward's nose we honor your early death patrick where's your suit who knew anyway we honor your early death with this funeral we're sad to see you go squidward news wait where is Cooper knows I'm Squidward and Squidward Squidward Squidward Squidward I'm Squidward and Squidward drink Oh, good, good, Barry, okay, why did you two idiots turn on my nose? We buried him, you're deaf, you can't smell anymore, Lucas means you can.

I don't listen anymore you idiots, Patrick played the clarinet and it ruptured my eardrums, oh yeah, so how do you hear us right now? Squidward, oh, I'm glad you asked. I don't have ears. back we used a bulldozer ok we used the bulldozer to UM bury it we don't have it anymore here's a riddle and where did you bury my nose all the way down? I'm stuck like this for the rest of my life, I guess. I can always borrow a mustache or something. Krabs yourself mailed here of course I did boy did I get that free Amazon Prime shipping why would I buy a car and spend gas money on it every week if I could get mailed everywhere?

What if you are hungry? What are you eating there, sir? . Crabs oh-ho, do you think I sent myself here for boy? I'm looking for that delicious cereal of yours. I have places to go. there when i get back who's going to protect the formula we lock every night and plankton hasn't sewn the formula once hello is anyone here formula that was easy see you later my boy it's good that you find ways to save money huh spongebob can you do it do me a please and take me to the post office that crazy mr. Crab every summer, he has a new crazy plan to get rich.

Reminds me of that kid who tried to send himself to my house. I'm sure he's still floating aimlessly in the ocean. looks amazing i know maybe getting my nose ripped off was a blessing in disguise how did you make it grow so fast? I just had a scoop on that spongebob cereal, all those fibers and minerals, that's how we grow my lashes. have a crazy weight loss journey, yeah talk about losing Fran, you'll be slim in no time. I'm tired of everyone calling me a fat boy. let's say this nautical nonsense that opens, can you figure out what's wrong with these spongebob characters? well yeah, I'll tell you what's wrong with them, he still has his nose.

Wow, check out all these other products. unreal whoa wait t the old ones were better whoa good baked musta squidward cut right in that was real you're disgusting well i guess i'm leaving now thanks for nothing idiots oh you're welcome squidward you're not spongebob sorry but uh yo' I'm leaving too home wait don't go guys don't tell me you're leaving all this mess for me to clean up with myself oh hey look at a package uh quick let's see what they sent me whoa who sent me a skeleton boy how am I going to explain this ?

Squidward Oh lord what happened to his face