SML Movie: Cody Goes To College!

Guys, it's the first day of summer vacation, man, we should go to the beach, it's hot, girl's summer and I'm looking for girls, wait, it's hot, boy, summer too? It's pride month, oh yeah, oh this could be the best summer. will we ever stay up all night playing fortnite team it's going to be awesome oh yeah yeah nothing could ruin this summer yeah nothing who's at the door hey junior do you wanna go answer the door with me Yeah, oh I can come, not only two people get a response at the same time well, I'm afraid of people anyway hello kids director steinbeck yeah, it's me, what are you doing here in the summer?

I came to tell you that you have horrible grades, I know, but I'm still going to enjoy it. my summer, whatever, I came to talk to you, but why do I have all this, I know, congratulations, you have been accepted to Harvard, Harvard as the university, yes, Harvard, the university, look, they accepted you and they wanted you to sign up for their summer classes. What are you saying? Well, yes, of course, I would love to go to Harvard. Great, the bus will be here tonight to pick you up. Okay, young man, can you believe I'm going to Harvard?

This is the most surprising thing that has happened to me. It happened buddy, you finally grow a ball here wait, you can grow your hair there no, no, no, I'm accepted to Harvard, what kind of mental institution is it? It's not a mental institution, it's a

college

where only the smartest people go, oh so you're a nerd, well yeah, I'm a very, very smart nerd and this fat, dumb nerd wants to go to school all summer in instead of playing video games with your children. What's wrong with that nerd? Well guys, Harvard is the most prestigious school there is, why would you?

I want to go to a school called Harvard, it rhymes with hard shit, yeah, he's a very mature young man, everyone's constipated. There are no boys, it is the most difficult school there is. Name an important person who went to Harvard, I'll wait, okay, Mark Zuckerberg, he stole. Facebook is fine, how about Bill Gates? He got divorced, but he's one of the richest men in the world, but all that money and going to Harvard and his wife still left him. Wow, what's so good about Harvard? Okay, what about Obama? He was president, well, no. Well, he was president, although well, don't you think if he went to Harvard they would want to be president longer?

But he was president as long as you can be president, but don't you think they would make an exception like, oh, you were? to harvard we will let you be president forever going to harvard doesn't give you superpowers i bet superman didn't go to harvard no because it's not real hey hey hey he's in

movie

s yeah they made a

movie

about him he's real you guys I know the movies aren't They're real, no, they caught Superman on camera in 4k, he's real, but that's just pretend, look Cody, I can name more important people who didn't go to Harvard than those who went to Harvard, like Bob's voice Sponge, we need it.

He didn't go to Harvard, okay, Jesus, oh Jesus, yeah, Jesus didn't go to Harvard, yeah, Harvard didn't exist back then, well, don't you think if Harvard was so prestigious, Jesus would have done Harvard and gone there , yeah, what, yeah and Also Finding Nemo didn't go to Harvard Finding Nemo yeah in the movie Finding Nemo he went to school sorry wait back up do you think the name of the main character in that movie is Finding Nemo ? That's why the movie is called finding. nemo is the name of the fish no no junior the fish is called nemo and his name is looking for nemo because they are trying to find no the name is looking for the last name nemo so his father's name is marlon nemo yeah look, it doesn't matter

cody

Listen, Pixar movies are named after characters like The Incredibles, Mr.

Incredible, Mrs. Incredible, okay, but that's just that movie, Tony, it doesn't matter, look, you'll miss all the fun things we'll do over the summer. You guys are in a stupid school, there's nothing we can do that's more important than Harvard, oh yeah, well I'm going to make the chef pee and he'll name all the fun things he had planned for this summer and tell them to you. they're going to lose. because you will be in school being a nerd look at this masterpiece how do I do it? How do I do it every time? Shut up baby chef pee what do you want junior can't you see I'm almost done with dinner? ew chef pee pee did you throw up in a frying pan no this is a masterpiece look this is a five star meal look chef pee pee i need you to lie to

cody

for me what lina cody why because he's going to

college

this summer and I want you to tell them that we are doing a lot of fun things so that he doesn't want to go, but we don't, we are going to be at home, we are a poor young man, I know that chef, he pees, but I need you. lie to cody and tell them that we're going to travel the world and we're doing really fun and interesting things and we're just making things up, why would he lie for you?

Well, because I'll clean up the mess if you lie for me. Do you want to clean it up anyway no I'm just going to clean it up if you lie for me come on come on let's get this over with him okay junior let's get this over with okay chef peepee tell cody everything fun things we're going to do this summer oh yeah, we're doing tons of fun things, you know, we're going to climb mount everest and jump off it without a parachute, yeah, and we're going to do backflips off the eiffel tower. yeah, yeah, and then we'll go to the pyramids and skateboard down them, oh yeah, and then we'll go into the jungle and drink our own urine, it's our own urine, yeah, you'll miss it. all that fun stuff cody junior you don't have a passport you can't even leave the country what's that chef pee pee oh chef pee pee he just whispered in my ear that he got us both passports we go anywhere in the world right?

Don't whisper in your ear, look, go down and clean the glass. Oh my God, wow, Cody, you're going to miss out on all that fun stuff, aren't you jealous? Obviously you just peed on the chef, he lies, no, chevy, we can't lie, he's like pinocchio but pinocchio can lie it's just that his nose grows when he lies, did you see the chef's nose grow? no because I wasn't lying we're doing all these fun things and you're going to miss it because you're going to be stupid dumb college well yeah junior I'm going to Harvard and there's nothing you can do to stop me who's at the door come on to answer hello, there is our smart boy, yes, there is our little Malcolm X, he has the glasses and everything we hear, you have it. accepted to Harvard yeah I caught your mom showering with your principal and he told me you got accepted so I wasn't mad he was teaching me how to shampoo my hair wait so you actually want Cody to go to Harvard , well, of course, yes, he got it. to take care of his parents you know he had to become an astronaut or a doctor or a robot yeah let's go in and celebrate Cody as soon as we found out you got accepted to Harvard we sold our house immediately what you sold the house yeah but No worry, we already bought a new house in Bosnia so we can live next to you when you go to Harvard, but Harvard is in Boston, not in Bosnia, well, it's too late, look, we already bought the house, now we are some proud Bosnians , so you guys really.

I want Cody to go to college in Bosnia and not here. Hey, you know where I went to college in Sacramento State Prison, but Sacramento is not a state and I became a lawyer and got out of prison with a shovel, yeah, and you know. where did I go to college now where because I didn't go to college and now look at me, yeah your mom is a dumb as hell kid, so you guys really want him to go all the way to Harvard, oh Tyrone, we better go, no we do. I want to miss our flight to bosnia oh, we have first class tickets, uh, bye, codykins, uh, cody, you leaving is so dumb, I'm sorry, junior, you can't say no to this opportunity, oh my god, I was in the bathroom, talking about some tough constipated shit like Harvard, yeah, you know, I'm really going to miss these funny jokes, so Cody, there's nothing we can do to make you stay. about cody okay i'll call the police and tell them that's a bad thing for them okay buddy hey you call the police yeah my friend upstairs has grass everywhere grass yeah like Illegal grazing, oh, you mean grazing, yeah, oh, that's it.

Well, because I was getting a little low, I mean, where is that criminal? I'm going to look for it. Oh, it's upstairs, it's okay, oh, José, where did they go? Uh, you know, wait, why did they put grass on me? Oh, there's the officer. There it is, well, well, what do we have here? They just ran and threw grass at me. Oh I see you're saying it's not yours, yes I've heard that before. No, no, I mean, it's grass, it's like it grows. outside, oh, so you're cultivating it too, that's another charm, yeah, officer, won't you arrest him so he doesn't go to Harvard?

Because Harvard won't accept a criminal. Well, that depends, it depends on whether he wants to or not. to give me some, well you can keep it, I mean, there's a whole yard full outside, oh, it's okay, he won't arrest you, there's no junior, just weed, it's okay, Joseph, I have another plan to keep him from going to Harvard . Hi Cody, I heard you got scammed. Get into Harvard I didn't cheat to get into Harvard Okay, thanks What was the point of that? Hey Cody, can you do me a favor? Can you press the play button on this video?

Okay, Cody, I heard you cheated to get into Harvard. cheat your way into Harvard oh come on junior that video has clearly been edited no you said I cheated your way into Harvard you were just bragging about it junior that sentence doesn't even make sense I wouldn't have said I do trap to get into Harvard. I would have said I cheated to get into Harvard oh I have to I have it we don't have it we have it we have it oh damn I cheated take it to Harvard oh I have to do it I have it oh damn that's pretty incriminating evidence yeah you know when He said, oh damn yeah, I was just mad that he said it, oh, that's a test, no, no, I was mad that they tricked me into saying that, wait, so you're telling me you didn't say what you said.

I said no, no, I said I don't want to hear it. Obviously you're not Harvard material because no one would have thought to drink like that easily, but I still want to go to Harvard, maybe in 20 years, your mother, I mean, tell her. Your mother said: Hey, come on, why would they do that? I was about to go to Harvard, that was my dream because we didn't want our best friend to be stuck in school all summer because we want to play video games with you and go do fun things, yeah buddy, well I guess that's nice That you guys ruin my whole life just to spend a summer, yeah we really want to hang out with you guys, I mean it's kind of hard to find another friend, yeah yeah.

Who's going to replace a fat nerd like you? Yeah, we can't find a bigger nerd or fat guy. Yeah, well, at least we're all going to do those fun things you mentioned, like go to Egypt, skate around the pyramids, and drink. our own urine oh yeah we're going to do all that stuff yeah hey so that was just regular weed uh yeah that's what I was trying to tell you oh really 'cause I'm seeing things and I don't know . What kind of fertilizer are you using, but man, that's the most powerful one.