Smelly Smash Players

I don't want to add anything, but all I can do is associate my experience with facts. Every time you walked through certain hallways around the Nintendo booth, there were smells that I couldn't associate with any show and that was it. to the point where we Simmons and Jessica avoided that place completely and went everywhere, the competitive people were there and understood by line, excuse me sir, I help my household, a leader will not be a distraction for you, bad hygiene. and crushing

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, these two things seem to go hand in hand within the Smash Brothers community, whether it's

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stinking up the most horrible feeling, entire places that should be quarantined for their toxic smells, or just disgusting stories of the strange and disgusting acts performed by the players.

There has been a stigma circulating about

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players and how common they are. I'm going to look at many of the more repulsive cases involving these dirty

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players, ranging from big events and star players to specific stories told by community members. themselves and before I continue I just want to say that I am a fan of the Smash community. I'm in it in many ways. I am friends with many players. Don't take what I say personally, but I do take it seriously, some of you. first i need to take a shower let me set the stage for how smash tournaments generally work at the smallest level there is usually a local scene in most major cities or regions the next level up are large tournaments that are held specifically for smash like apex and Genesis and above. that you have large international events that host a variety of games including Smash Brothers, these are events like Dreamhack Games Khan and Evo, all of these events are attended by serious competitors, both casual and spectator, to dissect the disgusting plague of bad smells within the community, let's get started.

With some of the biggest events and stories that have come out of those grumpy rubber ninjas in the game, he made a comment about our slash game. Talk about your experience when you were visiting the United States. They dragged me to one of the big Smash Brothers tournaments that were going on. in Northern California, my god, everyone there smelled so bad every day that they came to the tournament wearing the same clothes, in fact the whole room stank like hell, going out to stand next to people smoking was like getting fresh air By comparison, another reddit story comes from a post titled I'm at my first tournament, why don't people take showers?

I was standing next to a guy who smells like stale ham edit in front of a little girl feeling guilty about winning the situation is so bad that there have even been attempts to create hygiene guides and instructions for players who apparently don't know the basics of care personal, like this Reddit post offering hygiene tips and this tweet from melee player tofo where he says he'll write a successful summer. mini guide for everyone who is interested in traveling hashtag Places where deodorants are used to smash have become famous for their bad smell. A Tallahassee, Florida tournament organizer issued this statement to attendees on his local scene at the cost of losing a bi-weekly tournament.

I can't afford for the place to smell terribly as some have labeled it a stinky day. When tournament day comes around, you know those Florida players are going to have a special kind of musky smell with all that Florida swamp ass some tournament organizers have. They've even taken matters into their own hands, like this guy from NorCal who posted on Smash Board saying that I'm implementing a pro rule that states, in short, that I have the right to disqualify you if it's clear that you're not up to date with your hygiene I suggest other tournament organizers do the same and immediately the original poster was met with criticism, yes a great sight for people who can't afford to shower every day, one of the biggest Smash Brothers events, the big house because they actually added in their official rules that participants must take a shower.

Our event security includes a doorman at the door who will not hesitate to deny entry to anyone who has a personal hygiene issue. This is not a joke and finally a friend of mine and smash player Baer shared with me his personal story of putrid smells at one of these events, yes, months ago I went to an event called Dreamhack Atlanta, it was a really big convention center and I finally headed to the hit area because I really like to see myself on the side of the In case they were cooking like hot dogs and hamburgers, there was quite a bit of smoke in many areas so I finally started walking to smash and the smoke was replaced immediately because of this new smell just stale and it was very disgusting and like its It's indescribable how bad it really smelled and it was so disgusting that I finally left and never went back to that corner but I was surprised how bad a section can smell just because the smash community goes beyond these general events in upcoming stories. and the incidents come from specific cases involving individual players.

Smash Ultimate appears to have sparked a new generation of disgusting players at an event hosted by Ecology at Star League. K Rool, chief of all things, to give us a bad name, was seen drinking something unidentified. liquid straight from a bottle of Elmer's glue, but sometimes things go even further than the lack of personal hygiene, in some cases there are players who lack basic toilet training, in fact, they ripped their pants to Halfway through the set at the monthly last night in total disbelief, excuse me for what. Did you keep playing? Yes, they played. I won the remaining set after I didn't go, but everyone said the place was trashed as if the

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situation had reached a point where even the upper echelon of the smash community, the pro players, the community.

The organizers, even they, cannot ignore how out of control and, by the way, deodorant-less, these players are apparently Evo champions and a prominent male player. Leffen even had some concerns about the lack of deodorant at smash tournaments. Damn, this anime tournament with /smash is desperate. need for a deodorant sponsor haha ​​interestingly there even seems to be some debate within the smash community about how much people should be expected to shower. Pro Smasher anti tweeted that showering every other day is not normal, but rather people should do it every day, but Super Smash T-shirts challenge this call by claiming that showering every day is bad for you in some way and, frankly, this makes me It raises questions about the cleanliness of the shirts they sell, but even if the players manage to shower, it is not always enough, points out commentator Kotaro.

He discovers how the clothes smell bad and, once again, the lack of deodorant still causes bad odors. Streamer Dominic B tweeted for the Smash Brothers Melee Evo finals. They should have a judge sniff the best player to see who actually showered and used deodorant. Please pack deodorant. learn all the control camouflages except one of the most important ones, so do combos directly in the water to store your scent, you're sitting here worrying about the character's tears when and hygiene is the bottom level, clean yourself, wash your nuts , deodorant, does anyone else feel a theme here and would have done it?

I thought, who would have thought he's a smasher, man, he's having a lot of success? Come on, chat now. I reached out to former melee streamer and semi-pro player Coffee Black, who shared with me his disturbing experience at a local smash tournament. Worst story I have of a smelly smasher. It's from a weekly newspaper a few years ago, so I was the first to arrive and I was in the basement of a bar which was a fairly large room when people started coming in. I noticed that it started to smell a lot in that place and everyone who was there.

I was relaxing with what was coming in and I also thought, ma'am, what's the smell? It smells like fish so at first I didn't even think it was coming from a person because that place used to leave the food on the counter so if I ordered fish and chips they left it on the bar until I went to get it. Let's say he was playing in a tournament. I can't get it right away, so I thought I had fish lying around or in the trash or something rotting. during the night, but it was so loud that I had to look around and when I looked around, my other friend was looking with me and he actually went around the room and found a person's fountain and at this point in the tournament It's already halfway there. through people complain that it smells bad people don't go to that side of the room to play friendlies people are not happy and even the staff complains that it smells bad to the guy and then the guy takes the guy to a side we find that we point and he throws it away and says like you know you have to take a shower you have to go, people complain and the kid looks super embarrassed and it was the CEO who handled it well but it was pretty sad , You know? because this guy came with a group of friends. and as if no one had ever told you that it smells so bad that you could smell it from the other side of a large room looking deeper into this, maybe the reason smash players have a reputation for being so disgusting is that, like than his gameplay, simply Following in the footsteps of some of the best and most idolized players to ever touch the game, the massive unit you see in front of you is Mango, who is making his way to the top of most tournaments. and rivals the best who have ever played the game.

Mango is dedicated to crushing. So much so that the moisture content in his hair rivals that of an Amazon rainforest. Speaking of the wild, he is often seen in the wild gorging on some sort of fat-filled, calorie-dense feast, followed by a beer or four, however, according to an anonymous tip, mango. Surprisingly, he does not have any bad smell emanating from his body in tournaments, therefore, the mango is simply known as the beast for his sloppy and messy collection of manliness oozing from every pore of this man's face, paints a image of one of the sweatiest smashes. players of all time his name is hax his game is wax some success theorists believe that the sheer amount of calories burned by the cognitive demands of spamming a bunch of stupid buttons every match leads to the immense avalanche of sweat that comes out of every Poro, therefore, hax ​​is known as the geyser, image of a local smash tournament, now imagine it full of naked Instagram models, all crowded around one player, that player is mew2king, known for regularly having raunchy sex in smash tournaments , even while playing.

Mewtwo King doesn't give up on anyone around him, he thinks. or how disgusting it can be to see this level of sexual intercourse, no one wants to hear the loud moans and the smell of all that sweat in the air, for this reason it is known as mew2king. He loves it, it's hard to say exactly why smash players smell so bad, maybe. The concentration required to play creates a sweaty situation, maybe smash fans love the game so much that they don't have time to focus on their personal hygiene and instead dedicate their lives solely to their craft, but one thing I have learned in life is that you can be a sweaty player or a person who knows how to use a deodorant stick, it costs $1, come in the editor's note of any store instead of recent events during the pound 20:19 e more condolences to hungerbox, who was brutally attacked by a lifeless crab thrown on stage by an assistant, a deeper question arises here that I would like to ask the viewer, how do you believe that this large dead crab was hanging in the pocket of a man, presumably for hours in preparation for this goal? harassment and yet the salty stench of this dead crab was able to go unnoticed, how could such a pungent odor be masked so well?

One could even go so far as to say that poor hygiene within the smash community was a major factor. By allowing this perpetrator to get away with the crab incident, yes, I did it in the world.