SKYRIM 1HP CHALLENGE IS BROKEN - Skyrim Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

Well, that's another death. It turns out that I can commit suicide simply by walking with a bucket against a wall and standing next to it. Hello ladies and gentlemen, I am the bridge and today we will be playing the fantastic

game

of Skyrim, but this time with a twist. We are going to completely and completely destroy this

game

using only one hit point, that's right, our character will only have a sliver of health, which means that if a dragon fart comes floating in our direction, we will drop dead now. Of course, this game is Skyrim created by legendary video game designer Todd Howard, who as we all know is effectively our one true god.

Now Todd, in his infinite wisdom, made Skyrim one of the most difficult and challenging games ever made and, like Thanos himself, even

perfectly

balanced

the game to make sure there were no bugs or

exploits

and instead, only intended functions. Today, using a wide range of intended features and game mechanics added by the one and only god Todd, we will show how incredibly fun Skyrim can be when you only have one hit point, this is the ultimate Skyrim

challenge

and, ladies and gentlemen , it will be

perfectly

balanced

, so make sure you sit relaxed, you have a nice hot cup of tea in your hand and if you are feeling particularly fantastic, you can do so. even like this video now without further ado ladies and gentlemen, buckle up because this is going to be one of the best videos of all time, so let's jump right into it and create a whole new character for our legendary health adventure, let's go friends. oh my goodness, here we go ladies and gentlemen, the low sounds of rumblings, the lovely intro, you know what time it is, this is probably the 70th time I've started Skyrim over again, but my goodness, what an experience it always is, ah, the beautiful and glorious world of Skyrim created by a bunch of visionaries working over time OMG, isn't it really lovely now that when it comes to designing our character, at the end of the day, our character will only have one HP, which generally makes the game a little more difficult? was ever intended because as much as an arrow or a skeleton just swinging in our general direction will kill us instantly, there's basically nothing you can do to prevent this, I mean sure there are ways to of course add extra health, for For example, leveling up or having items that strengthen your health, however, I think that would completely and completely destroy the balance of a one hp run, therefore, we will not add more health to our character beyond one, which It means that the only way we can defeat this game is if we can convince.

That all enemies do not attack us or we kill them before they can strike a blow. This is going to require an incredibly powerful and

broken

build to beat him and believe me, I know exactly what I want to do, so let's design our lovely hero. We are going to play as a lovely wood elf, of course we could make the bulkiest wood elf imaginable, but no, we are noodle wood elves, so I have created my character, it is a bit unique, it is very long in terms of head shape. and my goodness, he is simply the finest specimen of beauty I have ever seen, so it is time for us to finish and name our glorious character.

Well, here we have it, ladies and gentlemen, the most glorious character, is Nigel the noodle, he is the living one. Embodiment of a wet noodle, it basically doesn't hurt, but my goodness, isn't it a pretty little sausage. Now of course I can't reduce my health until I get a health bar and that won't happen until legendary dragon x machina happens. and we are saved from having our heads torn off, since that man over there is smiling, why are you smiling? We are literally about to be murdered. Everyone else looks pretty sad, but no, you look really happy there, oh my god, oh.

Lovely, there is a glorious dragon here to save us. Great now, of course, if we were hit by anything from that dragon, we will die instantly, but now is the time because we can finally take control of our character and we can move. Charming, fantastic. Head to the keep and this is where the hellscape of our life begins because now I simply need to set the command to reduce my own health to 1 hp so it's time for the ultimate commando player to set the av health to one , here we go. now that's our full health point reduced to one health, how much good can we test if we stand here and a dragon breathes on us? uh we should die instantly, there we go, one hit and we're dead, the health bar doesn't even appear because that's how little health we have, so naturally we have to stay here, wait for the dragon to arrive and Oh my god, as far away as possible because yeah, we can't really die right in the tower, come on.

Right now all I have to do is jump across the roof and get to the other roof, although one small hiccup, one hp, will make jumping to the other side quite a

challenge

since we can't take any full damage. Well, that's how it will be. Overwatch Challenged Omg is there a way to do this jump without dying? Oh yes, but touching fire is pleasant to death. This is going to be a challenge, but it only needs to be done once. I'm standing here, there's no fire. I'm not dead, here we go, I made it, I'm not dead, quick, safe, come on, it only takes seven deaths, now we fall here, we avoid all the fire, okay, let's follow hadra, oh my god, the dragon just pushed me.

I'm dead? I'm dead. It was literally a strong gust of wind that completely killed our character and run, run, run, run, run straight to the tower, avoid all the dragons, oh look, Rylov is here. Hey Railoff, you know I'm going to do it. join railoff this time fuck the imperials the doors close here we go oh fantastic ah there we go fantastic my restraints are off oh now some imperial soldiers are coming here uh and they're going to fight us but of course I'm going to I have to leave them so Railoff fight because oh my god I can't fight any of them I have very low health so if you just want to fight all of them yeah that would be fantastic oh and fantastic our journey can continue okay that one It's another death.

I can kill myself by just walking with a cube against a wall and standing next to it, well here we go, this is the room where we can finally get a bow for the first time, however we don't actually need to fight in that. space at all because it's a challenge since they have a ton of arcs and until we have an arc of our own it's basically suicide, however if we just walk away from the room and let Rayloff fight it's a win-win for us in this moment Ralof has taken care of all of them oh my goodness, he has looked at that wonderful man, he doesn't even need me here now, luckily we have a bunch of longbows and arrows scattered all over the ground for us. to pick up and grab and believe me we're going to need them ah fantastic so it's time for us to equip our weapon of choice now which will be a longbow until we can find something a little more powerful. and now it's time for the most important section of the game, the bear section, because there is an enemy there and technically he is sleeping, so he doesn't attack us.

Now is the perfect time to metagame our stealth stat because we are going to need the highest level of stealth possible to win this game, so know exactly what that means ladies and gentlemen, it means turning on auto mode and walking into a wall. for about half an hour so our character can survive, so let's just walk here. wall while we're crouched and we just walk against this wall perfect and there we go now we're in a perfect place to increase our stealth skill because we're close enough to them and the skill is actually leveling up and so what will I do? is that I'm just going to leave my character here for a good 40 minutes and then I'll come back and hopefully we'll be nice and high level in terms of sneaking around, so I'll see each and every one of you in a little while, well, later From standing and sneaking against a wall for a stupidly long time, we've actually reached a very high level of stealth.

If I press tab and go into the level up section, we've even leveled up a few times and I can time all my level up points into some of these various attributes, of course I'm going to sink them mostly into stamina because, um, but we can't exactly add anything to health, that's completely illegal now, the leveling thing. My stealth is that I'm level 10 now, but honestly, it's okay, it's okay to be level 10 because if there's anything that will allow me to get some advantage points, maybe let the bows do a little more damage that's right bows now do 40 extra damage but more importantly deadly aim so sneak attacks with bows do three times as much damage right now let's just kill this bear with one shot because the attacks stealth now exist perfect, this is part of the joy of the glorious perfectly balanced

skyrim

where you can Finish the tutorial section at level 10 because why not who needs to play the game normally?

We often go out into the wider glorious world because we have a fantastic mission to do. What I've done, ladies and gentlemen, is I've done my way up to Dawn Star, where in the mine next to this winery there is, of course, this very, very famous little rock, here behind the tree and, of course , if you crouch on it, you get a chest that is hidden. on the floor that contains all of these really amazing and lovely items that of course we're going to steal now, who actually owns these items. Well, this is the chest that contains all the inventory of the various Khajiit merchants that come and go between this warehouse. and several others, so all we want is to basically grab all of their various items, but what we're going to want to do is basically wait for the Khajiit merchants to arrive in a few days so we can continually hit them to reset their inventories because what we're going to do is to want so that our character is really safe are a couple of very important elements that basically allow us to create a set of equipment with the correct enchantments to keep our legendary character nigel the noodle alive because simply a weak noodle needs protection every minute in

skyrim

nigel el noodle dies from purely natural causes but with your help and with just one like in this video a nigel el noodle can be saved do your part so that no nigel el noodle has to live a disappointing life of death can be saved with your help thanks for seeing who these people are oh it's the khajiits they're here fantastic now one of these various khajiits is the real owner of the caravan pretty sure it's a lovely sausage here yeah it's madran uh so all we have What to do is basically go to your inventory and see what you have to sell now, of course, as we can see, there are some pretty cool items in here, you actually have one item that I want, which is iron. minor archery gauntlets, this is an item that I would really like to get my hands on, so what I'm going to do is sell you some of your items that I actually stole from you, like the large spark iron sword that we have.

I don't need this iron sword, wooden sword, I know it's the most powerful weapon in the game but it has to go, but what we definitely need and want is his important minor archery iron gauntlets because what we can do is knock them down. this item and we basically learn the enchantment of how to create items that increase the amount of damage bows do, so we buy that, that's 1300 gold we lose, but don't worry, we can just get it back by selling all these other items now. of course what we're going to do is reset his inventory and reset that chest over there so the way to do that is just deploy the autosave, attack him and then reload that safe which temporarily makes him aggressive and of course you'll notice which is temporarily aggressive for a moment when you reload and that is enough to completely and completely reset not only your inventory but also the chest that is linked to your inventory, so we'll go and just loot your chest and now.

What I'm going to do is just farm the Khajiit trade by going back and forth hitting the Khajiit hoping there's an item I'm looking for and then going to this chest to pick it up once we're there. Done, we should have all the ingredients needed to accomplish this feat and that will take our amazing wet noodle here and turn it into a ultimate ultimate power fiberglass coated noodle. Yes, that's the plan. Ah, soon the whole world will learn to fear the legendary nigel nude and here we have it bam hyde major alchemy brackets this is actually really very good this means that brewed potions are 17 more powerful if they arewe use, but the most important thing is that if we decompose this element we get the ability to add alchemy Enhance any item we own, for example, basic silver rings.

Now of course what I'm going to do is not spend 1200 gold to buy them but we're going to do the 5000 iq exchange instead of buying something we're just going to do it. and steal it instead, so let's run down to the beautiful mine and find that glorious little chest. Very well, ma'am, here is our lovely little chest on the floor. Could you see what the leather suspenders of the major alchemy are? And I think now they're mine and you know what I think we're ready to move on to the next stage of the exploit because we have smithing items and enchanting items so I'm pretty sure that this Now is the perfect opportunity to move on to the next one. location, so for the next stage of turning our character into a god, we will simply need to travel to Whiterun, which is something we haven't actually done yet and the reason we're doing it is because Whiterun basically has the easiest locations to achieve.This feat in terms of having access to a forge and also having access to an alchemy enchanting table which are side by side which is absolutely imperative now basically we need as many pieces of jewelry as we can get basically as many silver rings as there are now.

We have two in our inventory but honestly that's not enough so the way we'll have to do it is usually buy them from the merchants now in terms of having access to a good supply of silver rings that this lovely lady here in Whiterun always has. a good supply of silver rings so we can buy two of them from him, which gives us four silver rings, but of course we need more, so we'll just punch him in the head and then press F9. Some would say this. she is beating up the elders, but it is necessary because this is the only way to force her to update her inventory and believe me, we need it right now.

What we're going to do is head to Whiterun now that we have a bunch. of rings in our inventory remember they have to be vaguely identical silver rings and basically we're going to get to the alchemy table because we have some things we need to start with now is, of course, the time we're going to want to start making a little alchemy, so what should we do right? It's pretty simple, we really need to use the enchanter here and learn some enchantments so we can upgrade the items to be able to do so. that we must disenchant objects by basically destroying them to learn their abilities permanently in our case, that means destroying these lovely tall stands to learn how to make better-crafted potions.

Forging is of course an important thing, basically the same amount of these elements that we can break down. As much as possible the better because that will increase our ability to enchant future items anyway so bam there we go we have

broken

down all those precious items now if we really want to enchant an item we can say we select one of our silver rings here. go to the enchantments section, press fortify alchemy, use a large soul gem and then we can have a silver ring here, which means that brewed potions are eight percent more powerful, however, we're going to need something a little more powerful than this. to start making a fortified restoration cycle and for that we need more rings, probably some pants for our sweet noodle boy, but also ingredients to make fortified restoration potions and the best thing is that they are all extremely easy to get so let's collect items.

Okay, I finally gathered all the ingredients needed to make my items, so what we're going to do is enchant items that allow us to make stronger potions and then make a potion that allows us to enchant stronger enchantments and then eventually create an item or a potion that makes our blacksmithing so powerful that we can create the ultimate weapon to keep our adorable hp noodle alive, so we are going to make a pair of silver rings that will allow us to increase our alchemy statistic and we will spend five soul gems to make these really powerful silver rings, so we'll create one and then we'll do this five more times and this will level up our character and allow us to do stronger enchantments, but we don't.

I don't really need to worry about that because the real power of this comes from the cycle we are about to create now. All these rings must have identical names, so I advise you not to give them any names and you can do so. Make as many as you want, there is absolutely no limit, but I'm only making five because those are all the big soul gems I have and there we have it with those five rings, our enchanting stat has actually increased, we've even leveled up. So now with all our rings we can make stronger potions.

The only problem is that we can't make potions that are really that strong. I wonder if we are going to enter the cycle without leveling our character to the maximum. in a series of days, well we'll just turn into a vampire or a werewolf, either way works, but vampires are the easiest, so it's time for us to join the Dawn Guard and then try to make our way to through that quest line for Become a Vampire because as soon as we get the ability to be a vampire we can stack these rings now after becoming a vampire I am currently in what is possibly one of the worst crippling locks I have ever seen.

So since I have one HP and accidentally decided to leave the castle after turning into a vampire while the sun rises, that means I die instantly and keep responding and dying. I've died like maybe 15 times now, oh, and I don't. I even know why when the sun hits Nigel it sometimes explodes in the heavens, but you know, sometimes that's how it is, oh my god, I think I'm going to have to load a slightly older save here, but hey, at least now we are a Vampire, welcome back ladies and gentlemen, now we got the power of vampires thanks to Janassa's help and I also did some research so one thing we needed to get out of the way was basically the five. silver rings we made because they don't actually have the same name technically speaking I couldn't actually use them so what I did was I found two identical necklaces from my alchemy and I duplicated them using the white doors and a follower it's a nice exploit and simple if you don't know right now, gosh, Todd, how could I help you?

Honestly, it's one of the oldest and most basic features that Todd included now using these six identical alchemy items. What we're going to do is pretty much just turn into a vampire while talking to Genesis to press the transform key and the talk key at the same time, then what we do is wait for this dialogue menu to open, allow us to transform into a vampire and say, "Hey, I need to trade something." things with you and here we go, now we exchange with the asset jin. Now what we want to do is basically get rid of all of these minor alchemy necklaces.

We don't want any of them to go into your inventory and then in order. to equip them with us just hold shift and click, but yeah, switch and click to equip one of these. By the way, be sure to equip them one at a time and this will allow us to basically stack the effects of the lesser necklace. alchemy, then all we have to do is go back out of the trade, convert it back to normal form and then bam, all we have to do is jump to the magic section and look at the active effects and see that All of these necklaces are increasing our ability to strengthen alchemy, which means we can make better potions, which is very important for the cycle of fortifying alchemy, so without further ado, it's time for us to leave this area and go to Whiterun to begin the cycle of fortify alchemy.

Make sure, of course, you also drop a save and now go out into the world at large and hopefully I won't catch a fire. Precious things, I won't burn to death, isn't that a great sign? So the dragon's reach is over, come on, so what we need. What we need to do is just use the alchemy lab and make ourselves a restoration potion now, as you can see this potion will mean that restoration spells will be 45 stronger for 60 seconds which is fantastic so we'll activate that guy bad and then to Kriton. Outside of the alchemy menu that we are now going to do is drink this fortified restoration potion that is twice as strong as the last one we made and that will upgrade our clothing to make it a little more powerful, as you can see now are the potions created. 17 more powerful and that's for each of these necklaces and remember we're using six of them so when we go back to the alchemy lab and make a new restoration potion, bam 65 percent stronger so let's make this boy bad and now!

Let's gather the ingredients to make an enchanting potion so we can make another piece of armor that increases our alchemy, probably something like braces. Now working with vampirism is simply impossible, it will kill us too quickly, so instead, now that we have all the necklaces added, we just have to cure ourselves of vampirism. How do you do it so well? All you need to do is basically talk to any waiter about vague rumors and they will basically direct you to a character called fallion who is in mourful who studies vampires and then all you need to do is just jump in there, buy him a special black soul gem, fill the soul and then heal you into a lovely little stone. circle, this is the method we will use to personally get rid of our vampirism because we have used it to obtain our lovely alchemy buff, so from now on it is just an obstacle, so let's go further because we will go and return as soon as we We have been cured of this vampire curse.

Well, welcome back from our trip to Morfel. It was lovely and simple. We basically just shook it off. They killed us. Vampirism costs around 700 gold, but it's all good. Now we achieve it too. a little money there just by trading some of our surplus items with merchants and that allowed us to raise cash to buy some basic lever goods. Now we're going to use those leverage goods to make a good set of equipment, but in order to make that good equipment, we first want to take our fortified restoration potion, which means restoration spells are 45 percent stronger, this He then allows us to use the alchemy lamp to make two very important potions, a fortified restoration potion that is 68 percent more. powerful but also a new type of potion, that's right, we're going to need our snow berries, twigs and sap, and this allows us to make an enchanting potion, so we'll be ready for 30 seconds.

The enchanted elements are 12 stronger, they are not the best elements, but it will have to be that way because now we are going to use the arcane enchanter, so for that we are going to drink the fortifying enchantment potion. Introduce us to the enchanting arcana. Hit our leather suspenders. Select the enchantment to strengthen alchemy. Hit on a. elder soul gem and uh it's not the best but 10 will have to do it will be fine so now what we can do is take off our silver ring and put on our augmented alchemy leather braces and then equip the ring of silver again and now too. drink the fortified restoration potion 68 and that will raise this silver ring to 18 and these toggle braces to 12 and each of these amulets now 20 now let's go to the alchemy lab and make ourselves another fortified restoration potion, this one is 85 more strong.

Yes, it's as powerful as that. Normally you can only do this fortification scan cycle when you are actually in the late game of Skyrim, when your alchemy is at a hundred, but because we have accumulated so many items using werewolf and vampire. Exploitation of wearing as many necklaces as you want. We can avoid the need to be a high-level alchemist. We can be a level one scrub alchemist and still be able to make probably the most powerful potions in the game. this potion again and yes the brakes are not getting better and the silver rings are not getting better so this is it we have reached our limit until we get more items we just can't make a better fortified restoration potion so make a couple of restoration potions and go find some better items, hello ladies and gentlemen, we are back, it's a little later and our items look pretty good, we have managed to recover this beautiful flow of eminent alchemy, I also have power .

We have leveled our alchemy stat a little more, not too much, just up to about 41 andThis will allow us to make better restoration potions, I mean, if we combine them using the elements we have on our person, then that's it. a restoration potion that has 102, so we'll make one of those bad boys and then all we have to do to make an even stronger potion is drink our restoration potion, so the restoration potion that has 102 strength, Of course, we have to take off. any lovely gear we can and then swallow this bad boy and then hit all our alchemy gear again, there we go, the suspenders are immediately up to 34 percent, the circle is up to 40 percent, the silver ring is on 22 and six. all the necklaces are at 24.

So we're with that upgraded, then we can use the alchemy turn again, make another fortified restoration potion and bam 210 which is twice as strong now, that's what I like to see, so We remove the safety ring. the gauntlets we take off the ring and now we take that restoration potion all that equipment will now start to look very good the circle is now almost making 100 more powerful potions the same for the brakes silver ring 53 boosts these minor alchemy necklaces 58 each one and there are six of them which means they are giving 300 boosts to our created potions which is absolutely crazy so now use the acme lamp once again make another amazing 760 stronger restoration potion oh, We're in the death spiral now, ladies and gentlemen, this.

Does it appear outside the menu? Take off all your equipment. Yes. This is it. This is a lovely circle. It's now at 172. The suspenders are at 146. The ring is at 94. The necklaces are all at 100, meaning they now give 600. Improved alchemy instead of just the 300 poultry they were last time, oh Oh my god, we're launching a quick save, use the alchemy lab, fortified restoration, bam bam 1953, this is it, this is the end of the game, ladies and gentlemen, we're approaching Thanos levels. of enchantments take off all your clothes, take a look at the clothes and it's a 400 for the helmet, oh my god, the necklaces are at 246 percent, okay, these necklaces are now increasing our potions by about 1,400 percent, oh my gosh this is perfect so here we go the potion is now at nine thousand percent strength we probably want to continue until we get to the region of ten thousand maybe a little more and there we have it the necklaces now they provide a six thousand percent boost to any Potion created oh my god this is I think this has to be the end of the game.

I don't think we can make potions more powerful than this. You know, we should probably make an enchanting potion at this point, so get these bad boys out of the way. Make an enchanting potion. The enchanted items are 484. stronger, perfect, that's something, let's abandon this alchemy menu, let's take the enchanting potion 45, let's use the arcane enchanter and do something, we have three silver rings here and let's see if we can strengthen the alchemy on them and Bam, yes, we can create a ring, fill it with a greater soul gem. A silver ring that makes potions 100 times more powerful from the start sounds pretty cool, so bam, it's the magic ring, so now we have a slightly better ring to put on.

We can take off the boring normal silver ring that only turns things up by 11 and instead put on the premium silver ring that creates 100 percent more powerful potions, very nice, this basically allows us to work our way through the restoration cycle. fortification at any time we want. Do it again, speaking of which, all we have to do is drink one of these very powerful potions, the most powerful one we have at nineteen hundred percent, which will immediately increase our elements to the region 400 so we can use alchemy. lab makes this super strong potion leave the alchemy lab drink the super strong potion and then drink the next super strong potion uh once we put our alchemy items in and out I guess oh my god the magic ring now makes forty potions and four thousand times more powerful, okay, so a strengthening enchanting potion, enchantments five thousand times stronger, you know what I think it will do, I think it might be enough to enchant an item, okay, let's use the arcade chanter, it's alright, let's get out of this bad boy and chug. ourselves a five thousand percent strength potion and let's make another magic ring actually you know, I guess we can go for a necklace here right necklace enchantment fortify alchemy hit it just generic elder soul gem and the potions created immediately are stupidly powerful, I can't even calculate that and bam, let us create this item, this is it, we have completely broken the game, this is Todd Help's legendary item, we sure have stacked here six alchemy necklaces of mine that were very useful to take us to the feat, but As soon as the exploitation of the infinite loop of ever-increasing power takes off, you can create an aid for Todd and we can take off all of these items, although apparently we can use this in conjunction with my alchemy necklaces.

I really thought they were just automatically unequipped but no, apparently the game was broken so we can still use them, okay, the most important thing is that we can take off all the other things because we don't need the magic ring, we just need Todd's help, Todd's help is all we need to make the most of it. powerful potions in the game, so what are we going to do right? We're going to make one more potion, a fortified forging potion and this potion will basically allow us to create base weapons that are more powerful, so hopefully it will allow us to build. a bow or some kind of ranged weapon that can do a lot of damage.

In fact, I just realized that we don't need to make a potion. What was I thinking? We can use the arcane enchanter because I have an item I can enchant. I can strengthen this level of armor with blacksmithing. Yes, I can fortify a chest with the smithing bonus and this will mean I can upgrade items by a larger amount. Oh, this is fantastic. Now all I need is some kind of big rock, so, uh, give it Fahrenheit. me, your biggest soul gem and here we go, a big soul gem, that's what we're looking for, fantastic stuff, thanks farenga, so now all we have to do is drink ourselves, I guess we can drink one of these fortified restoration potions and then drink this. fortify the enchanting potion which of course will mean the enchanted items are 5000 stronger, use the arcane enchanter and make a piece of leather armor with the fortify smithy enchantment using the great soul gem and now we have oh my mine, ladies and gentlemen, is the infinite chest. plate oh let's create this bad boy now the infinity chest plate is a unique item of course designed and lovingly crafted by nigel here because what this item does is very simple although it might look like a piece of armor relatively standard leather that gives us 29 armor which is fantastic, which won't stop anything when you have a hp.

What's really special is the fact that weapons and armor can now be upgraded by 250,000, that's pretty cool because normally when you upgrade weapons and armor you give them a nice little damage boost of two or three, but now when we improve the weapons, we have really improved them, let's look for a whetstone because we have an amazing weapon to create, so let's go to the workbench, this allows us to improve armor items. which aren't particularly impressive, we don't really want to do that, instead we want to use the whetstone here and upgrade a weapon now. If we upgraded the ancient ancient bow, we can turn it into a legendary ancient nordic bow that does. 400 damage instead of being boring, free I think, and we can boost this crossbow to do 420 damage.

Well, you know, let's make a legendary crossbow perfect now, if we equipped this flashy crossbow and wielded it, uh, it would do a lot. of damage now so I guess what I can do is shoot someone and we can see how much this guard likes it, yeah it seems to work don't shoot me run oh white red guard he can still hit me anyway. Of course we have to do the classic test that we always do in these videos, which is of course fighting the ebon warriors, so I'll have to do some magic shenanigans on the console and spawn into an ebon warrior just to see how well we compare. them, so here we go ladies and gentlemen, let's place an ebony warrior and here he is, he's a lovely, friendly little guy, he's quite tall compared to us, I mean, we got this far on his little chest, uh, hello .

Now he's pretty friendly until of course we attack him, so what we're going to do is do the classic thing and just stand here and shoot him with a crossbow. It would seem that we have defeated Skyrim. The ebony warrior is no match. the mighty nigel the noodle the only problem is when you spawn two ebony warriors and nigel shoots one of them because the other one is a fucking terrifying monstrosity oh no we missed what's going on what's going on what's that oh todd so yes, fighting one ebony warrior a piece of cake fighting two ebony warriors is actually not possible because the second one will close the ground and attack us immediately, but that's the life of the glass cannon that is nigel, the noodle, he just did that the world was a little more perfectly balanced.

If you know what I mean, the ability to hit the world and hit it back now, that's the perfectly balanced way of life anyway, I'm afraid that's all we have time for today in the beautiful world of Skyrim, if you have done it. I enjoyed Nigel's glorious quest, so of course be sure to like the video and hit up the lovely comments section and praise our glorious god and creator, Todd Howard, for giving us this fantastic experience. I hope you all enjoyed celebrating a happy December Toddsmus. and everyone is excited to see what he has in store for us in 2021.

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