BECOMING GOD IN SKYRIM WITH INFINITE MONEY - Skyrim Is Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

do to do oh look I'm actually still alive guys oh my gosh hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome back to the fantastic world of Skyrim special edition and today we will go on a fantastic adventure to create the richest character alive. As you can see, there are many ways to make

money

in Skyrim. There are ways to exploit sellers. There are ways to find hidden chests, but my personal favorite is to create a crime-fighting detective who has the ability to become the richest individual in the Elder Scrolls series. have ever seen and that is exactly what we are going to do today, ladies and gentlemen, fueled by the refreshing taste of yorkshire tea gold, we are going to stumble upon a huge pile of gold, oh it's going to be fantastic, it The most important thing is that we are.

You will all be joining us on the journey as we are about to create a completely new character whose only goal in life is to become the richest sausage in the world and that is exactly what we will ask you to do, so be sure . You sat relaxing with a hot cup of tea in your hand, and most importantly, if you're feeling especially fantastic, you might even have liked this video. Now let's jump into the

game

. Oh, it's a whole new

game

. I feel like this must be my 500th. It's time to start a new Skyrim game and I love it.

Every time you play Skyrim you always get something new, a new bug or a broken questline that really brings the experience to life and so it begins, ladies and gentlemen, Skyrim, what a lovely game, it's actually quite old now , but that still doesn't stop its replayability from being absolutely fantastic, the graphics being a lot of fun, and the design of the entire world being exactly what you would want from this type of game. I'm sure, as you know, that this game was created by Todd Howard. the most legendary game designer of all time, far behind all those other legendary game designers that he keeps losing all the awards for.

Who are you? We need to make our character fantastic. This is our lovely first start and we are going to be able to do it. build the fantastic Todd Howard because that's how it is today, ladies and gentlemen, in order to become the richest man in Skyrim, we must start with the person who became the richest man thanks to Skyrim and that would be Todd Howard, a man with an estimated net worth. of 10 million dollars who once said that game developers should stop worrying about the platforms they put their games on because at the end of the day, if all developers aimed for the biggest platform, they would all be making board games because there are many tables that an incredibly smart and individual man who then physically transferred scom to all existing devices, including a Samsung smart refrigerator, so yeah, let's make the richest man in the Skyrim universe okay, I've probably spent the last half hour looking at about 47 different reference images of todd howard and i have created this now of course most of you may look at this and think okay that's not todd howard but the enthusiast artist among you will know in the deep down what we have emotionally and physically.

In front of us today is Todd Howard, I mean, he's beautiful, he has his eyes, he has his nose, he has his chin, but they never added his hair, otherwise this is almost

perfectly

my Skyrim representation of Todd Howard . Let's finish and name our character. Welcome to the world of creation todd howard you are going to be a beautiful and delicious sausage oh that's perfect ladies and gentlemen I just got an offer from todd howard that's right he called me personally and said "oh my god the first 8,000 people who like this video will receive their own horse armor, that's right your very own golden piece of horse armor will be packaged and shipped to your front door if you like this video OMG Todd Howard what an amazing offer you've given the lovely ladies and gentlemen watching, they'll finally get their

money

's worth for that DLC they bought all those years ago.

Forget the list. He goes to the block. Oh, I mean, this imperial captain has to die. designate Todd Howard to die in your game Everyone knows that it is physically impossible for Todd Howard to die in

skyrim

since he is

skyrim

the same way when you look inside humans you get dna when you look inside skyrim everything is built. by many microorganisms, all with the face of Todd Howard and there we go, we are I'm going to be designated to be the next person to die, but it matters little because we are going to get Deus Ex Machina out of this situation.

Because little did you know it, but Todd Howe designed this opening so that when I played this game in about seven years after release and played as Todd Howard, we would have a way out of this situation if it weren't for me playing this game right now with this character, that dragon would never have arrived and the main character would be dead, see, Todd? howard made this game a wonderland for himself, like the omniscient and benevolent god, he's okay, let's get out of here, we've done a fantastic job, now it's time to escape, oh my god, it's over for me to receive a call. a dragon scream right at the beginning of the game oh todd howard is not happy with that we will have to slay this dragon oh my god i'm getting hot everywhere god todd howard spends more time with his face on the ground than anywhere else yeah No, what's so bad?

Okay, oh no, it doesn't look good at all, what a tragedy, come on now, who are we on the side of the Stormcloaks or the Imperials or apparently neither because the event hasn't triggered? Oh, we haven't even done the tutorial. however, the game is already screwed, oh brilliant, right, let me go over the trigger point, here we go, fantastic

perfectly

balanced

game that still works, still works, oh my god, look at this, what a beautiful game, right, naturally , we'll side with the imperials because it just makes a lot of sense, right, hadvar, you're right, let's keep moving, what a great idea, take off my restraints, ah, now I can look around, aren't I a beautiful specimen?

It's certainly not as bulky as you, but my goodness, I'm one attractive sausage. put on some clothes and some weapons oh no just look at this with all the gear on we look absolutely intimidating and terrifying on our adventure come on hadvar we have some money to make well I'll see you on the other side of this tutorial because I'm pretty sure that you know exactly what's coming next one stab, one stab, one stab, ah, combat never fails to amaze me, oh yeah, do it, good job, I'll be back in a moment once I've escaped. this tutorial area i don't want to see mods todd howard fun fact about mods in this game technically how todd howard made skyrim he also made all the mods in skyrim now of course those mod developers will tell themselves no but I made my mod for Skyrim.

I made the mod that adds weapons to the game. No, you didn't. Todd Howard made that mod when he put the idea into your mind while you were sleeping. That's right, Todd Howard has created every single mod in Skyrim. He owns nothing and he owns everything just as he intended now, of course, as you can guess, I love Skyrim metagames, so in that beautiful room in the tutorial area where you see the bear sat there, well, will never become aggressive. you, but it's a living creature, which means you can sneak past it and while you sneak past it, the developers thought it would be a great idea if you could generate experience, the only problem is that it left open the possibility for players like me we could just walk to a corner like this and press c auto run and just run towards a wall and as we do this we will generate experience in the sneak category.

I've already leveled up a couple of times and I guess. which we're going to level up again just by crashing into this wall, ah, there we're going to sneak to level 17. In fact, I'm going to go make myself a couple cups of tea and come back and hopefully we'll have a nice time. a little bit of improved advancement ah it really is that easy ladies and gentlemen welcome back ladies and gentlemen the progress has been fantastic we have now reached level seven we now have 47 advancement points just from racing against that wall, I have achieved some good ones. cups of tea while we were doing that, so it's actually been a lovely moment for me last time here.

I'm also going to increase my adorable one-handed damage a little more and now I think it's time for us. go fight this bear that we've been trying to hide from for so long a whoosh whoosh whoosh and oh cute animation oh todd very good high quality now todd loves money so of course we'll skin the bear bear that's 50 gold right there, hadvar, that's a lot of money, we love money, haven't we had a lot, don't you feel the burn of loving money?, ah, it's perfect, okay, how were we, hadvar? We have completed the tutorial. What a glorious adventure it has been, freedom awaits you.

The most important thing is that we made the tutorial without experiencing any major bugs, excluding all the major bugs that we actually encountered, but remember that they are not actually bugs, they are just features of the game now, of course, Todd. Shall we tell all those people who say that bugs aren't just features and that their game is actually broken? We tell them the game just works. Oh, why did I decide to have that be Todd Howard's voice? Oh God, my throat. He's going to murder me, okay Todd, let's make some money, yeah meat, I love money, oh Todd, you never cease to amaze me, right now, in terms of where we should go on our adventure, it's relatively simple , let's run. our way to Riverwood and then we'll want to ride our wave to Whiterun and then immediately jump on a horse and cart because we don't really want to stay here, no, there's no need for us to do that and there. is the charming little town of Riverwood, a place with truly incredible game options and designs.

That's true. Todd Howard invented choice and morality within video games. Todd decided to create a game breaking system where you can choose to be a good person or literally the devil himself, that's true because in almost every interaction you have the option to choose to help people and do the right thing or Choosing to steal a fork and then be chased across the map by an army larger than the entirety of The Stormcloak Rebellion, the choice is yours, ladies and gentlemen, as this is a truly advanced and deep morality simulator. I would love to join Alvaro and Hadvar and their lovely journey together to talk about dragons etc and the dangers of Skyrim.

We are not going to do any of that, instead we are going to run to Whiterun because we have an important mission, that mission is money, there are the White Run stables, the place where we aim for everything we have. What we need to do is cross the map and watch a giant get murdered and then we can hop on a wagon and finally be free to start our own adventure right here, we're perfect, we've arrived at the lovely yolum stables that I would love to hire. your carriage, where do I want to go? Well, I would love to go to the wonderful, you guessed it, ladies and gentlemen, it's Windhelm, that's right, let's go to Windham, oh what a beautiful adventure it will be and welcome to the town of Windhelm.

Now you can tell it's cold, it's desolate, and honestly, why would anyone want to live here? It could be very easy to confuse this place with Scotland, but not really, this is a brand new Scottish inspired creation, handcrafted by Todd Howard himself. What we're going to do is enter Windhelm now, luckily Windhelm is currently in the process of a huge tragedy happening and that tragedy is that there's a mass murderer running around and before you start thinking about it, you need to knowing that it's not really me and then what does that mean? Do we need to find out who is committing these murders so we can stop them and then murder them now?

To start this mission, we are going to talk to Captain Lonely Girl and ask him about the murders and he will tell us. There's a killer on the loose in Windhelm who's killed three people so far. Oh my God, that's a lot and he's only attacking young ladies. Oh, this is very interesting. Sounds like we're on a mission, welcome back ladies and gentlemen, we're now in Windhelm. I had to run back and forth a few times and reload and fast travel a bunch just to get this mission to work because it's one of the buggiest missions ever started, but yeah, welcome, this is of course the quest line called blood on ice a quest where there has been a terrible murder and Windhelm's guards want to hire us to find out who did it all here we come, we have started the quest blood on thin ice all we have to do is interrogate to the witnesses, it's brilliant we're basically a detective, oh and it's interesting, we can steal his body and take all the beautiful things, I'll take all these gems, I mean, it's just money and it's not like you're going to use it, Oh look.

ActuallyI'm still alive guys oh my god right okay let's talk to the guard now we have to convince someone that we are a smart choice to go and solve this murder. I mean, just look at us, doesn't this look like him? eyes of someone who is a murderer and therefore could easily find a murderer right now, let's go examine the crime scene now that we have been told that we have 100 permits to go and try to find this murderer right now, let's examine the crime At the scene it looks like we have a lot of blood right now.

I'm a smart person and I know that a trail of blood is often a sign that a murder has occurred, so it's blood in this direction and it continues up these steps, okay. interesting there's a trail of blood going up here oh wow This is just nice and easy, you made it so hard, Todd, didn't you? and the blood leads to this house here, who could have guessed it's a master lock, so we don't have it? opportunity to open this bad boy, so we're going to have to find another way to gain access first, let's go dissect this body God, I love this character, have you noticed anything strange about the body?

Well, she's dead, God, that's great, you're the best. Joking now that we have discovered that there is nothing interesting in the body, it is time for us to try to gain access to this house, how do I get in? We've been told to talk to Toby to get the key. but of course Tovary sat inside this house so we can't access it so I'll try to ask Jordan for help. Oh, perfect, here's the mother. She has the key. Hello, Topher. I have some questions about your daughter. I think I've discovered some murders and here we go, we have the key, oh, it really is easy to solve murders.

Well done, Todd Howard. Alright ladies and gentlemen, let's look for clues in this funky looking house. We can investigate the pots and pans. we can investigate a bloody chest, we can see two lovely little diaries, we can look for clues and we can discover that this cabinet is actually nailed to a wall and we can open a fake back panel, oh my lord, it's a bucket of nuggets, lots of them. tasty offal and stuff wow on a shiny creepy altar looks like someone is trying to use these body parts to a gruesome end let's read the diary oh and there we go under these letters here in the corner we have a strange amulet oh or just look at this now this is what we have been looking for hello strange amulet we will take you now this strange amulet is actually a unique item because not only is it worth a decent amount of money because it is worth a thousand, there is also a little more, it is an item that it duplicates

infinite

ly which makes it very very elegant and we are going to report on all the beautiful news and we have this really amazing strange amulet so why wouldn't we report? we can actually put this amulet on oh yeah we can see how cool todd howard looks i mean it doesn't really fit through clothes but it doesn't matter oh yeah and of course duoliff refer me to calixto at the house of curiosities, ya who will probably give me some gold for the amulet, which is amazing and incredibly charming.

Basically, we're going to be able to sell this item to the owner of the curio shop, mainly because the owner is absolutely crazy, I imagine he's welcome. back, ladies and gentlemen, where am I? Well, I'm back in Windhelm. Now I was going to sell that amulet for 500 gold, but it doesn't really make sense for me to do it yet. No, instead, we have to level up. Todd Howard. You see, Todd Howard needs to have two very important skills: one is stealth because, as we all know, Todd is very good at introducing his game to all existing platforms and the other skill we need to level up Todd Howard is pickpocketing. , that's how it is.

You see, Todd is actually an expert at pickpocketing, I mean, I think he started getting into this when he added the Oblivion Horse Armor DLC. Yeah, that was probably his first and biggest pickpocketing attempt, so now we're going to need to train him a little. but fortunately we can use some

exploits

to train pickpockets quite easily. Now let's talk to Cylda. Here we will basically pay 200 gold to improve our pickpocket skill, so we will be trained twice and we will get up. at level 17 in pickpockets and we just delivered 410 gold, so what we're going to do then is just crouch down, try to go around her and move on to the level up section and we're going to upgrade our first level pickpocketing to light fingers and then we're going to upgrade our stealth as many times as we can just to make ourselves even harder to detect and now when we crouch here past that Skyrim guard, now we're hidden perfect, there we go. and now that we're hidden we can get close to her and we have a chance to get our gold back and a 31 chance to get all the gold we had back, which is probably a good idea, so what am I going to do?

What I do is deploy a quick save and try to steal this gold. Oh, and of course, it didn't work, so what we do is reload the quick save, open the pocket and try to steal it and that didn't work, so let's go. Again, this effectively allows us to double the level of our pickpockets. Pickboxing is actually a terribly easy skill to level up for several key reasons. The difficulty of pickpockets is mainly based on the weight of an item, meaning it is easy to steal things like gems and gems have a high value and the value of the item you steal is what determines the experience you get from stealing 411 gold coins with a weight of zero basically means we are stealing a value of 411 which is a decent amount to level up our sneak anyway we are going to try to steal it and we go again and one day we will have our little roll of the dice and there we are fantastic, we have grabbed the gold and our pickpockets increase to 20. and now that it has increased to 20 we can talk to silda, we can actually pay for our pickpocket skills to increase again.

Now it's really smart not to give him too much gold because the less gold you give him the easier it will be to steal from him so I gave him 210 gold and now if I were to steal I have 46 chances of doing it even while being detected so I'm going to deploy a quick save to hide here, pickpocket, and we have 71 chances to get all our gold back. Perfect and that has raised our pickpocket level to 23. We then get up, talk to her, ask her to train us in pickpocketing and then give her another 280 gold which of course we will then steal directly from her.

Thank you very much, Zilda. and then once again let's get it back glorious, there's another level up, then we can talk to Silda and we can hand her our gold once again to level up precious things now that we've basically managed to level up a few ourselves. times, but leveling up outside of silde is actually a challenge, it's easier to just steal from other random people these garnets are perfect, they are valued in the hundreds and are definitely worth 69 chances to steal, let's give it a go and we're, that's leveled me up massively, perfect, I mean we start at pickpocket level 15 and we're ready just under 30.

That's really how easy it is to level up pickpocket, it's ridiculously easy now we can just run around this man. crouch, walk behind him and steal something of value, oh an amethyst that will work great, bam, thank you very much, it's an immediate level up and I'll even take his gold too and a gold necklace with 120 beans. i found out now the thing is that when you don't get detected it's extremely easy to steal these items so look at this value one hundred and twenty ninety percent chances of stealing were bad how the hell did they detect me ten percent captain chug lonesome gail my friend please, okay let's go steal that amethyst again here we go we level up and then still this magic resistance ring doesn't have much weight but it has immense value so of course we're going to try to steal it and that's another one immediate.

We level up on the spot, in fact I'm pretty sure we level up two levels and then there's a golden necklace here so we'll steal that too and look we're now at level 33 in pickpockets and we have all these items to sell oh , and here's Nils, lovely, we'll drop another quick save, we'll steal this amethyst from his pocket along with this silver garnet ring, oh, I don't care if I do, that's a level up, oh my god, I'm just running through Windhelm. It's enough to steal a million items that have great value, this is perfect, let's level up a little more to get refreshments, here we go, we have reached level nine, now I want my money back, sorry silda, here we go . re bam, we're now at pickpocket level 14, which is exactly where I want to be because that means I can invest another point in light fingers, which means I can steal things a little more easily.

Now the fun thing about pickpocketing is that there are a few ways to really improve your pickpocketing stats very quickly and what we're about to do is actually one of the best ways to aggressively speed your way up the pickpocketing tree. My other favorite way to choose the pickpocket system is to get started. the dark brotherhood mission and you're basically taken to a room where you have three people and you have to kill one of them, but you can put items from your inventory on their body and then go back to their inventory and steal them. them, but since they are blindfolded and on the ground, you have 100 chances to succeed and they can't fight back, so you can win

infinite

levels of pickpocketing.

Now what we are going to do with our charming and strange amulet is go to Kalixto. He is here because he will be willing to buy it from us and we will sell it to him. He tells us a bunch of nonsense about how it's probably from the court mage, even though we know it's not really and we're going to sell it to the catalyst for 500 gold. You will love it and it is a splendid addition to his collection. There we go, so we would lose the strange amulet. We get 500 gold and the amulet goes into your inventory.

Then, what are we going to do? What we need to do is deploy a saved file now that we have exchanged it and we are going to steal things from it. Now we want to try to steal the strange amulet from him, although we only have a 36. chance of stealing it, so to improve our chances we are going to steal this resistance ring which will increase our chances to 37, then this gold ring which will increase them to 38 and then this garnet and this uh this gold and oh no we can't increase any more alright let's take our chances 38 chances to steal let's go and it worked and that has increased our pickpockets up to 45 charmers anyway now that we've stolen what We can What we do is do something quite creative, we can go up to him and say hello about that amulet and he says, hey, have you decided to sell it yet? and I say, hey, yeah, you got a deal, so once again take the amulet out of my inventory. and it gives us 500 gold anyway, we have gone down a quick save and we are going to try to steal this amulet now with a 41 chance of success because we have leveled up by stealing this amulet so we try again and they are banned , we would level up to 48.

Look, that's just perfect, there we go, we've even leveled up one, so what we're going to do once again, turn the corner and sell him the amulet. Every time we do this we get 500 gold. Now there are many ways to get a lot of money from AI, but this is by far the easiest and also one of the most profitable because it also trains your levels, things like, for example, the khajiit. The trading feats where you can steal gold from merchants' inventories are brilliant, but merchants don't have an infinite supply of gold, you have to reset them to get the gold back into their inventory, and even then they don't have much kalixto gold here. he has probably never bought a single dlc in his life and therefore has infinite gold to spend and he will spend it on this strange amulet.

There is no limit to the amount of gold you have and there is no limit to the number of levels we can. We win by stealing his amulek and there we go, we will sell it one more time and there we go another 500 gold if we check our inventory up to 2600 gold and now we have 47 chances to steal this amulet every time you do it, oh no, he saw us that time, so what you're saying is I'd rather die than go to prison and then just reload your quicksave, there's a 50 to 50 chance so it's not that bad and voila, let's increase the pickpockets. to level 54 and we're actually up to level 12 now Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, our pickpocket level is 54.

This is okay, pretty high, in fact, now we're going one more time. Strange amulet removed, we drop it. We are hiding in this corner and we can steal it. with a success chance of 50, well bam and then we level up to 56 so we basically get two levels every time we steal this amulet and we get five gold, this is just unfair, I feel like maybe I have, I don't know. some kind of memory problemshort term considering we keep selling him this amulet, he keeps giving us 500 gold and then we just take it out of his pocket, stand up behind him and say, hey, I found this amulet, would you like to buy it? "Yo, he is like that, he will be a splendid addition to my collection, yes, 500 gold, oh my, okay, let's take that strange amulet off him and here we go, we have reached the perfect level 60, now he has asked us to leave, So that's exactly what we're going to do." We are going to do it, but the most important thing is that we keep the amulet still in our inventory so we can return whenever we want to get infinite gold.

There we go, he is even going to invite us and we can return it to him. to him anytime when he's away from home we can sell him the amulets which is absolutely fantastic, we're going to level up our pickpocketing a little more and now our pickpocketing skills are going to be crazy, welcome back ladies and gentlemen, uh , Todd Howard looks brilliant, he may not look, you know, necessarily in the best shape of peak human appearances, but not really, that's what peak performance looks like and if you can't understand it, then well, that It's your problem anyway.

Several days passed.in fact, I have been earning money and lo and behold, ladies and gentlemen, now we have money, how much money, well now we have just under 30,000 gold because it is actually not that difficult to exchange the item from one side to another and at the same time. At the same time our pickpockets are almost at 92. It's crazy, we're at level 18 now just from doing all the pickpocketing which is brilliant, it basically means we can steal almost anything but you might consider wearing something, anything Come on, Todd Howard. I don't need to wear clothes, I'm beautiful, right?

Yes, Todd, you are very beautiful, majestic, in fact, the most attractive person alive. Well, yes, you can also get early access to Skyrim and you know what, ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid. Technically, all we have in store for today is that we have generated an infinite amount of wealth and made Todd Howard the richest person in the world and so good at making money that he can pick anyone's pockets. Why did your grandmother give you 30 pounds? your birthday, well congratulations, Todd Howard has a new DLC experience for you and believe me, you're going to love it, yes you will, it's everything you love about Skyrim, but we've added more in 40 new dungeons that look identical and branched.

Dialogue Options You love branching dialogue options, don't you, Todd? I'm sure Timmy will love the branching dialogue options. I'm afraid that's where we end today's journey into Skyrim, although I wouldn't really like to say goodbye to Todd Howard. I feel like there is more to it, there are more adventures to be had and more things to discover, so I would like to ask you, lovely ladies and gentlemen of the house, what you would like to see next from Todd Howard. I mean, of course, he has to play games to make infinite money, but the question is which of Todd Howard's games would you like to see him make infinite money.

Do you want to see him make infinite money in the future? What about b? i want to see him do it in oblivion or c maybe even fallout 4 what's up with d fallout 4 new vegas oh my god the list goes on it's almost like these games are kinda broken and full of feats todd no no they're deliberate it's so I can make infinite money, of course, it's Todd, of course, that makes a lot of sense anyway. I hope you all enjoyed watching it and if you do, feel free to like this video because it helps us tremendously and hey, yeah.

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