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small Johnson junction microphone. Johnson and every time someone sings they will say Thank you Johnson. Christian vanity plates. God loves me more I'm number one with God, get Christian vanity plates, the more you give, you can, even, you can sell places to heaven, like we can't get you to heaven, we'll take you to a waiting room, we can't . take you to heaven, but we can get you in line now some of you are going to get out of line. I know which one, but at least we can line them up. What else would I say, readers, what is a greener, here, hello, you look for the church, you understand, you see, these are all new concepts that come from the black Baptist Church, there is no one there, you just walk in because there is no a separate outside door for the preacher, you're late, so what do you agree to do, hello, hello? welcome we need $25 to get in there is your way to get money once you get to the lobby no this is free but you won't be able to get in you have to give up okay Alice I'm sorry or listen by the wall what else?

Deacon Deacon things to see are deaconsvery important Dickens's deacons are very important because you need to have deacons, you can have these men cdks, you have these men sitting in the front, these men who used to be young, they have been strong in the church, some have come from different places someone could come from the streets when I was a child. He had deacons. They scared me. Deacons, deacons, deacons are the gang members of the church, deacons are the gang members of the deacons of the church, they are the ones that are like that, you know, I probably won't talk to them.

Dickens, no, no, man, we're talking to Deacon Johnson, no, no, okay. I agree that fundraising deacons are very important and then the deacons in black churches are the ones who pray and Dickens doesn't get a chance to get up much. Dickens will give 20 minute prayers, you have to give a time limit, you have to set a clock when the deacons pray on the dot and a crash bar, so if they go on too long and think a man doesn't pray all day, don't. you do. they pray and they pray prayers that start the beginning from alpha to omega here is my butt and my beta and my Seder my data F oh my f and g h i j k don't do the whole alphabet just this group is excited ahead sunny uh motivation motivation to do which one where is the motivation for what since you said it no, you say motivation now what do you do in the church what do you do in the church do you make audio maybe we should be motivated to get the right sound see what was the motivation for what Give me what you have in the sockets water.

Do I help you. What are you trying to do to serve to be a better Christian? Your motivation. No, they should. I think for people to understand a better motivation for being a good Christian. We continue talking about heaven. Hell, you should have a place in the church like you know we're just shooting some heat and running around there really fast, think about that every day, anyone with the hose, there, there might be food, there's nothing and then execute them. through the gauntlet with this fire they hit you and people lift you up that's motivation it's called a health seminar this we need more health seminars we're always talking about hell werewolf would you lock people in the church room are you there ? because you haven't done something right sound man eh don't you say no right here what I'm ashamed of I'm ashamed Amna what kind of persecution are we only giving our weapons and bulletproof vests when you touch up the bodyguard armor wearers in the church who is Dickens or the soundman for the pastor okay, where is your bodyguard look here is a hammer he is not your friend well there is no one see preachers you don't need bodyguards I'm going to show you come here I'm a preacher try to teach me, try, they'll run away from you and They'll wheeze on the floor, take their wallet for the buildings, honey, I have time for one more music, the silent member doesn't require the choir, the choir has very sensitive feet as a preacher, you don't want to get too involved with them you don't want to get too involved with the choir you come through a hearse Lucille listen but don't get involved in the cable business you see well well well and you run out because the choirs I have internal turmoil there is internal turmoil this fly right now there are people sitting here this is the third time Jack and his song look he talked about he's a sound man to sell me this let me show you