SIDEMEN GIANT SLIP AND SLIDE FOOTBALL

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the biggest soccer game in the world I repeat in the damn world the house versus the rest he wrote to shaw vasinga rickster I want to freeze the referee ksi josh osaka mini mentor like the house this is the formation of the teams and this is a very standard break formation, frizzy three, let's get to it captains, but he's from Guernsey and they're all inbred there, so we'll allow him now. Toby threw a gold and tries it, oh what a save from a clueless Zacker again, Toby. crosses and sees, oh, what the same double-stop circus, he saves more shots than a condom simon on the ball he passes it to ksi ksi he returns it something happens and scores how we scored from that angle I don't know what I do know is that the fortnight celebrations definitely not embarrassing or over the top now the rest are trying to kick up oh he's down he's been assaulted delayed reaction but the referee decides to give him a free kick toby with a run up the wall moving outwards surely he can't miss oh my goodness wow, giving kanye another reason to believe slavery was a choice, jesus hurry up get that out of here daniel, and another fortnight celebration is definitely not over the top or annoying, and another goal, the rest works fine, Ladies and gentlemen, why is it all fifteen days? bangs ah you're not wrong harry now he really struggles with the rules of the game while trying to shoot a basketball hoop it's actually amazing how inbred he is and even from long distance why is he blacker than that and now they're rubbing yeah it's a Too bad and they're playing, oh white people, now Ethan on the ball doesn't know what he's doing, but somehow a goal is being created.

Toby is clearly not happy with the decision as he attacks the referee by shaking the victim like he's some Indian spice talking about her. Indian I have eaten my fair share of Indian spices if I may say so, let's just say Indians know how to keep it hot and spicy once this girl poured curry sauce over my penis and then licked it with her vagina. Think about that ladies and gentlemen, that's talent anyway, we've got Harry with the ball scoring, oh no, that's over now, ksi, we've been outrageously surprised, has he gone in? Oh, count, what a goal, one of the best girls I've ever met. seen in my damn life what a celebration the fish celebration I don't know what's going on anymore but harry scores and now he jumps into the cock party like toby does too ksi too oh that's lovely now ksi passes by behind oh wait, they take him away out but vic the referee is blind if they're making a fuss just taking everyone out like just scores I don't even know what's going on oh wait it's about to fall so you know something's about to fall oh what a save oh Oh my god that would have been crazy simon with a bicycle attempt it's the post now toby ah it's ksi tommy and simon on the ground ksi likes to test himself oh he fails terribly harry picks up the ball and still misses the bicycle kick and now it's half time the house with four goals and the rest with five I fell in a puddle it's not good enough you're not doing it no no no no no no goalie what's happening ok second half guys let's try a little harder it's okay, yeah, we're going to take it, we're going to play Minnie Minter, yeah, one, okay, I'm back, I have to comment on this part, as I'm sure you saw at half-time, Vic decided to do.

This video sure isn't, I'm demonstrating why it's a

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video. Now things should get a little more interesting. I'm open, well, everyone is already struggling to stand up, move, or do anything. It's really a bit of a mess since I don't really know what's going on, I mean do I even have to comment on this? It's funny on its own, simon, uh, leaves it open. Oh well, we can only hope he gets an arranged marriage to someone he hates. ksi tries a bicycle kick tragic what a great ending Does anyone know what Harry is doing?

They all fall constantly. It's very difficult to comment on pure, but we have some

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action. Oh, Ethan ruined them. There are many people falling. of people missing um maybe a goal here no not just more or missing it's all very tragic here side somehow scoring I don't know what's happening anymore guys, do you even want me to be here put one in the chat if you want me to? be here wait this is not live this is pre-recorded so it doesn't even matter harry what are you doing I can't do this I can't deal with this anymore guys I'm not going to comment anymore Sorry I'm going to comment we have that printed prick that is ruining the game.

He doesn't even know how to play soccer. Why is he trying to shoot the ball into a basketball hoop? It doesn't make sense, it's just pissing me off. Sorry guys, I'm fine now and oh Gazer, he manages to score with a header for once after so many attempts. Now there are six. Now it's the home kickoff. I don't know what the others are doing with the ball here and then. and he wrote down and he counts I can't you're stupid why is that why is that going go touch me where it is go can you tell me where it was ago what's happening you're so much tell me what's happening in eh, none of this makes sense anymore, eh, why does the people rub themselves? why is harry so shocked why is the victim so disabled don't touch me what did i say about touching me? finish this and you're going to like it, okay, I don't even care anymore, I don't even care, the score is six eight plus the rest, okay, the side scores, I guess I throw the ball into the back of the net, now it's seven eight, surely. the rest are not going to lose their advantage, oh they do, what surprise celebrations, incredible effort from both sides, what a game, I demand a penalty shootout, how much I support this idea, yes, penalty shootout, so now it's a penalty shootout, seriously.

What is happening with this video? What are you doing to me? Come and take. Do not touch me. Touch me one more time and I'll hit you. I'll hit you like you've never been hit before Toby runs to the ball. Oh, him. slides to the limit scores has double inversion john terry well played now ksi puts the ball on the ground no, he is not a sneaky he has done a sneaky but it works oh what a dirty dirty man now we have harry, he puts the ball on the ground, let's see what he's going to do, oh, he hits the ball and somehow it goes in, that was actually quite lit, you know how well Harry played, oh, that was, oh, it's ruined there, he ruined it, why do you have ruiner with fifteen days.

I can't bam. I'm going to kill this man oh simon scores obviously simon always scores can anyone win now? like what's going on oh ethan seriously you know what you deserve that fat son of God's love is fine the rest has been lost can the house win this annual pass? and they slide yes, you can go oh, it's over, it's finally over, ladies and gentlemen, thank you, this is no longer over, the house wins the house wins