SIDEMEN 6-A-SIDE FOOTBALL *HORRIFIC INJURY*

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome back to the Sidemen Channel for another Seidman Sunday. Now I know what you're thinking, why isn't it chaos? I come and tell you that you did well in this and let's say it was in 2012, if you would have done it. I loved it, it's funny, but it's definitely too offensive to survive in 2018 and I'm trying to keep my job here so I guess they're stuck with me. Shout out to the three of you who are still keeping an eye on everyone else who is on deployment today anyway. We have six-

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His heroes need no introduction. Everyone knows them on this channel, so let's talk about the other team working from left to right, bottom to top. We have a fitness fanatic. I have Steven Trez pulling the face showing exactly why it is not allowed within a mile radius of any school, we have butter fingers or butters, evil sure works and its ways, well, one particular way on top of him, we have player one. Sorry, doesn't that remind you of the default pro you get in FIFA? It's just me, anyway, on his left is Melman fresh from Madagascar and, lastly and close enough at least, that other guy from the real Jordi cost Vic and Freezy to share the moment.

We get ready to start and in the middle of the field we have a guy clapping and clapping for all of you and we go like cats with a straight shot from the kickoff, LBW shouts of himself and French fries. Leigh, come on guys, that's cricket. best ways to make Vic feel involved the companions are popping while the care

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gets caught in possession it's all a bit complicated to begin with I don't really know what's going on here this just seems like the special corner doesn't Oh yeah it's special. Oki comes to the board pairing up to have redeemed himself.

Now what can he do with that? Oh yeah, the only skill he has in his locker is flipping, I've seen it too many times, but now Bazinga steps up. the ball and your boys are popular about some beautiful OneTouch

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here oh everything is going to be lost, they have lost possession, it's, it's a disaster, I really don't know why any of you are watching this right now while the ball is coming to you to player one. who has a shot, a fantastic save from Harry, a great save from the youngest goalkeeper in nzy, who started between the posts for the boys, in the alias he shakes, he comes for possession once again and falls, that seems like a boost to me sure, but the referee seems to be the referee look at the simulation who made that decision what does VAR know or was that not in the budget oh okay, it seems that the boys and the numbers will get their way with a free kick that is taken quickly Melman straight to player one who puts it through the goalkeeper's legs and the boys and dibs celebrate down the middle Attica Lee as they take the lead let's repeat that goal please great composure from player one who is definitely trying to unlock something new. kicks Harry with his legs wide open, that's not a good example for your sister, so Seidman is on his knees from the start.

Can they come back to this game? ksi possession in the middle of the field way to shoot feints comfortable shots saves from Lawrence Definitely not worried about that shot from distance. Simon on the ball now stepped and passed to one and playing it through the jaw also has a shot, but his effort is saved comfortably and Inkatha holds carrots and shows composure to iSchool to put Melman through. he literally skates a giraffe on ice Simon now with the ball he throws it to Josh, he returns it to Ethan and it's good to keep everything away from the boys JJ now in position in the middle if he lines up with the throwing stone he drags it out of the goal there we have Vic trying to control the ball and watching Vic play soccer is like watching someone play quad;

Anyway, he's just trying to figure out the limbs of it. Simon comes out with the ball open, he can't do much, but he is excellent in back games. I relay it to Ethan, who lines up another shot that Eddie has hit, breathing into his ribs with football. I'm sure he'll find a way to tie that into his physical therapy program. Good control from player one in the middle, who is momentarily dispossessed by Simon, but shakes his forehead to help and the player is one step away from the challenge with the ball first, man has a shot, great save from Harry, That's better for him.

Reeve now has a shot and another good save from Harry pushes him away, he is fired up. I care, so how can a fool have a shot and it's another good save this time at the other end from Lawrence vic? Stefon outplayed Ethan with fantastic footwork, we know where he spent all his skill points, he makes passing plays that cross the field to Melman who takes a touch and has taken the rhythm out of their attack and that will now be broken tonight. He is on duty and closes his man, shouts at the ham boys, walks away, doctor Simon, puts it back to Josh, who takes the touch, shoots and finishes in the back of the net.

Moderate celebrations were this. He was waiting to find out who. It was a handball but you told me there was no VAR oh, it's okay when it suits you it seems like that's not going to count as a handball by Claire from Josh is detected in the VAR the score stays at a million JJ advances with the ball one further down this right side a couple steps forward to beat the man and it all looked painful have you ever seen a man break his ankles? No, now, fortunately, it seems that he will be fine when he advances with the ball once. more this time fighting the fastest and he has a shot, another easy insurance for Lawrence and he returns to Simon, who finishes unstoppable into the top right corner of the net and what the celebration is a little chubby and uh, I really don't know. how to describe that second moment, but what was the absolutely unstoppable shot from him, Seidman tied and lost his roll-on/roll-off in this one, Stephen trash struts onto the field and we resume play with skepticism on the ball that comes out of his feet.

JJ is doing a little more and he decides to take a range shot and what is happening I wish I could complement the celebration in the same way but I can't solve it let's just do a replay of that goal the space opened up remember one time it was absolutely clinical from inside the post Lauren's sister may be getting ahead for now stopping the ball and the father of freezing the mannequin challenge said a long time ago that plays between Simon pops of one two JJ is on this side little Barcelona Simon has a shot hits the crossbar can be crushed Barcelona Sorry, I had to chip in there, I'm done and all the balls fall to Josh, they ask him why he played too deep and he walks away from the challenge.

Suddenly JD has the ball in the middle to shoot again, leaning towards the post, salmon with the rebound, now comfortable, three-one, finally some action at the other end of the field Steven Triose shows an elegant game on your feet, wife. a few steps from Ethan has a chance in his squad the beats kept his brother in place I didn't know he had that in his locker Steven tries it Steven succeeds just look at the shot in his face he has no idea if she's paper Now it's totally concentrated, play a little shepherd, Jay Jaden, take it off before Frannie Ethan on the other side, what can you do a few steps away from freezing with a little charming skill?

He's a good reflection of Lawrence at the other end. He has lost possession and player one slips away he has a shot he has held back his brother with the close stop for Seidman the ball is at Careful's feet sigh once again in the middle of the field what can he do he has a shot again surprise surprise from the other side Claire won't come out to perform some beautiful steps to the back of the net playing as a man who wants to unlock a new haircut, rejoice and you might just get gold scores with the ball once again.

As Kerry dives in those Seidman swim shorts he must have gone to his head, he plays a continuous run down the line with the ball and has a shot he needs to know where the skirt is and now the winger can counter. Simon walks away from his man with a lovely little like / wet sticks his feet out, has a shot, hits the upright and now Vic and Steven are trying to go for the ball, have you ever seen anything like this guys, this doodle is definitely the special problem that Vic Star finally seems to have? He masters limb control as he switches the play to Simon, passes by his man and then cuts inside with his right foot, fakes to shoot and finally does and buries it in the back of the net, what a celebration he has for us ?

Oh, spank. I suppose it would be very difficult to move on British shores in possession of the ball game centre. Toby, he makes a cheeky little pass to Vic and that's exactly why I caught him. Vic, get your first goal of the day, okay, yes, I take it back, take it away, yes, chalice, that's embarrassing, even cover that, but his face like this, the default sentence, now playing the roles for another member recognizable from the squad. anyone who has a shot from distance and it is a comfortable save from the goalkeeper Simon who moves away from the ball now a little mass Pete plays a reverse parson to Jamie and it is a good save for Khalid's feet this wonderful smaller one even ties it play Back to freedom, who lines up a long shot on us, a good strong hand for someone like Josh Harry, now he finds himself surrounded by three bits where heck or his teammates loses possession and plays a1 has scored again , seems too tired to celebrate.

He probably should have spent more attribute points on stamina instead of dribbling. It looks like he's not the only one tired, so as we watch these replays, the guys prepare to take a break at halftime. The score is 5 for a close second half and we. We have changed sides, we will see one team take control of this game. Harry in possession of the ball, he beats it to anyone. Stephen tries to pick up the ball and pass it to his teammate Lawrence, where is the defense that is chaotic defending Stephen? teammate to the ground to melt a little, we are all square once again, moving quickly forward.

Harry tries to redeem himself with some skill to get past Lawrence and accelerates down the line. Melman gave up. Harry tries. He's over bro for us and well, it's Harry's asthma, but the balls in the air are JJ's Stephen Koepfer and Stephen absolutely swarmed by the big men. Stephen tries Stephen flies Stephen cries. Ksi approaches and assaults his victim while Stephen can only try to pull down his shorts. Absolute nonsense, the victim is now driving with the ball in the middle of the park and has not fallen which is a miracle in itself and has found Harry who has a shot and scored the goal which is another miracle much less the miracle of the cow. saving wait why are there objects in the waiting what's going on here oh and now Harry's hand ok yes this has gone to these canceled videos oh well playing correctly now ok Toby finds Vic with a passed out wine and grabs a can he finishes, oh, absolutely rocks that in the back of the net, an explosive finish from the little brown kid in innocent scenes at this year's Seidman charity game as kids lift him into the air to celebrate, not in a line, that actually It's really very good. finisher, I mean cows and all, but still, fair play, Bethany's servant leads in this one as Harry runs in and absolutely sorts his men out of the ball and now the cows came out JJ following suit, eliminated, winner, I, it's all over, he saw. the chaos, what's going on now Stephens touching his teammate on the ground and well with the late challenge what am I seeing somehow Toby ended up in blue, some fancy feet to get away from Will and now he beats Stephen with some skills, well, JJ.

JJ came in and stole, you know, the only thing he's done today is steal and shoot. This is not a good look for him. I can hear the racists writing the comments. He already looks and looks, now he is a salt toy in the world that becomes a sword. The ball moves away from Stephen to fill Harry, but he follows it so far that you'd think his mother was sitting in a lounge chair in the corner. It seems that someone told Stephen that there is a school nearby. the air and falls towards Reeve who tries the Acrobat, good save by Ethan, now the balls in the corner, courtesy of player 1, wait, how did he score from the angle?

Okay, okay, well we're tied at six, now there's a chance for the Seidman to take back the lead Simon takes it on Harry and Wow, I have no words to describe ending up like that player, a flood coming now. Oh shut them down JJ, don't let him get away with it, meanwhile Josh remembered that he's a Millwall fan and decides. Do this to freeze Toby thinks it's FIFA Street, does a cheeky little spin, gets the ball back from Josh and lovely, one two, he has to bag it, no, he hits the bad cow, tipped the ball towards one of the objects he they block the goal and it will.

Ernie decides to praise him. Toby is not therehappy with everything he has imposed on himself and how far he is from his line. Surely that's not legal. We'll just ignore them. Keep playing. Okay, okay, cool, look, that's stupid. Who is in charge of the referee? This Ethan advancing towards the ball now fakes your cells the goalkeeper a little PPI and finishes in the back of the net sublime things from Ethan who celebrates with an uncomfortable thread that bears less shame I'm not going to lie the fake shot was brilliant the fantastic shot the celebration not so much Brad at the end of the day it doesn't matter because the companions take the lead once again from the beginning there is some confusion in the captain of bibs, I don't know what a happy posture, but Ethan has the ball, he was just running, lift up the ball in the air towards Josh who meets the header with his empty head, all happy about it, he's done it, he's done it, top bar.

He is outside the field he is removing the salmon to regain control of it while the salmon rises away from the race Rose moves away from two pauses false shots he sells the goalkeeper and shoots it is too easy for him he barely celebrates oh, it doesn't matter I hit the arc but it felt more like an AA okay so pause honestly this next clip is amazing. I'm leaving to say anything. I'm going to let it develop. I'm absolutely broke. Simon Ting made water, even he tried the bicycle kick. and he almost broke his neck as if he could have been that bad.

He's definitely in bad shape. He's lucky he wasn't paralyzed because that was a master's degree. Landon actually reminds me a lot of that creeper. Ethan the pain leaves the field. pain, meanwhile Vic is laughing out loud like he thinks he doesn't give a shit, sigh with a big kick forward and then over the rules for Harry and he has a body way off the crossbar which would have been absolutely incredible and Probably the only good thing Keith has done all day was really beat down, hapless Harry when I need to try to get the rest of the YouTubers back in the game while forcing a good safe wing.

JJ Jamie was the suspect. Clarence Simon got one skill wrong. and well, that was a bad goal to reveal Sharon's frustration as JJ throws the ball behind his opponent's back and smiles as he freezes the pool towards Harry, who lunges towards the salmon and grabs the chest. The acrobatic effort could save Kelex. have a useless guy doing useless things while Toby does the most useless skill of 2018 before passing the ball to Jamie and guess who just won the award for worst bicycle kick attempt ever by reporting the corner backdoors towards Toby, who tries to pass even when he blocks the fries, he lets it run - well who shoots and shoots and again the tits are back in this is stupid vixx he's had enough, he thinks he can do a better job in goal JJ laughs at what Unrealistic what is that and here he is with the ball that flip-flop again that damn flip-flop yeah yeah that's what you get that's Karma he's had it the whole game he freezes Lee approaching the ball now takes a shot from distance and Vic eats the worst, he wasn't stopping, I don't do that.

I don't think he has figured out where he raises his hands, don't even ask about this celebration because I have no idea while you play. Steven is up to his old tricks as he tries to get balls between Lex and now Ethan throwing the ball. He passed it on to JJ, he fixed her leg, no one really accepts it. I really don't know what it's going to be like if everyone has given up. What is that celebration? Oh, I'm eating my own celebration. The Seidmans are back in the lead once again. they kill this game once and for all JJ just allows it to Toby, he has a very decent strike there and extends the lead Vic has the ball in his hands and ops to pass it to Joshua's out, white, look up a little , thinks of Sam, knocks him down and ends up in Blom's corner.

He was very critical today. Ethan is now back at the salmon farm. He tries to find him with this past. He goes for the bicycle kick. He hasn't learned his lesson, but to be fair, he did. better than last time meanwhile Lawrence advances at the other end turns his man goes towards the goal the black goalkeeper Simon pulls the strings once again as he tries to find Ethan Ethan nearby with a bicycle kick again and buries it and there is surely game about the greatest leader in a long time it's 39, it seems like that's what they decided to call him and that's good because this has been absolutely chaotic, big props to you if you come up with this horrible quality of football and my like 16 minute comment fair play, this one in meant 13 the other guys known as frizzy leave JJ hanging and yet he was never going to be happy with it, well, don't go out, Cal, hold your ground, hold your ground, look, none come up fixed gaze, only this is going to set it. strange, isn't it?

Yes, yes, it's GOI cuon, save you when my people show up. Oh, or save you when my people turn the place upside down. Boom shaka-laka-laka, make a voice. I have to turn the place upside down. Boom Shakalaka every Sunday. I still go to church for my mom's safety as of the week we ship, everyone will be the same.