Seth and Lizzo Go Day Drinking

Hello everyone, I'm at Valerie in Midtown Manhattan and this is very exciting according to my watch, it's the bad ones, which means I'm joined by the extremely talented person and only Lizzo. Hi, it's suit 30. Now, Liz, I usually start daydreaming.

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a beer, but in honor of your choice of instructor, you and I are going to have a drink with the shotpipe, here we go Josh, ready, you have to be good, it's time to start the day

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with Seth and Lizzo , it's really tequila, happy holidays, I'm very happy. spend it with you guys happy this next segment is called guess the event what's going to happen is I'm going to hold up an art card of you with one of your iconic fashion outfits over the years because you're not just a artist you're a fashion icon that's something you insisted I say about you I'll show you a photo you have to tell me where it happened if you do it right I'll do a take and if you're wrong you're going to make a drink, it's okay, you're going to be drunk, Let's first about this, which was the Met Gala, baby, the first Met Gala, Mark Jacobs, I wore that coat to the airport, have a drink, oh, I forgot, this has nothing to do with you.

Okay, okay, forever since I was in college before I took a picture uh-oh, I ruffle my hair uh oh when I check my neck no, no, you've been doing this before anything good came out when I heard that song. I thought you stole it from me, oh baby, that was the VMAs, how do you know this? I've been there and I'm determined not to try it, just give me a second, it's hair sauce for me, now it's getting a bit complicated, radio, no. what was it like leaving Bravo Studios oh my god it's okay oh I just met you I know it was you buying time oh so annoying you were wrong you wore that dress twice I'm really going to try it okay thank you very much um that's me like baby Yoda in Halloween yeah, yeah, okay, I need to buy some time before this, okay ooh, how did you buy time?

I don't know, don't take the photo thank you very much because I appreciate it, but he will. Do it anyway, it's real, hey guys, you want to hear the funniest thing I've ever heard. One of our writers came up and put on the mask and Lizzo said, "Is that you, Paul Rudd? Hey, come here, yeah, here's the ant." Man, you know him, man, even the way he looks now, get out of here, we'll do this, let's get out of here, that's not Paul Ryan, no, he would do that, let me see the rest of his face, you He wants to see the rest of her face. face no, no, now we'll save it for last, yeah, yeah, this is what's going to happen when we're done drinking for the day, he'll put it down and we'll have a close up of you and we'll see his reaction now how much does Paul look like Rudd, not Paul Rudd, to Paul Ryan, okay guys, it's time for the next segment in honor.

Congratulations on your Grammy nominated album special, we will be preparing special cocktails based on your songs and his career. are you ready, oh god, the first one is called oh damn wine, oh, did you get it? See what you did there. What we're going to do is blend a bunch of wines, so a little bit of Pinot Noir and then a little bit of wait, Zinfandel. I will do that. That this is a box of wine, have you ever made it? Move the bag, what is it? Move the bag, where you take the bag out of the wine box, hit it, swallow it, and pass it around like it's a bicycle.

I've done that, pop up bro and then some sparkling wine so these are all the wines together okay oh my gosh okay you played move the bag now you're going to be fancy ah you cut a point it's about of everyone now, guys, this is not written, but yes, yes. Baby, I'd move my own bag, oh my god, be careful with your nails. I know you're really going to shake your bag. Hell yeah, you have to hit it just like I need it and then you have to, oh wow, that's not someone shaking me. the bag that's how you move the bag baby forever hey, it's time for our next drink girls, that's what I'm saying, sure, I know there are three R's and no eyes girl, I can't roll the RX myself and neither is Sherry, that's a girl's name, that's my mom's name is really yes, Sherry, oh my gosh, shout out to Sherry, happy holidays, Margarita, I guess it's a girl's name, so we'll give it a full daisy the girlfriend of Bloody Mary Mary and then we'll put some Dr Pepper on it because

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. and I know we've had this discussion before women can be doctors oh wow, I'm excited about this.

I am too. I feel very sure that your face is betraying your review that it tastes like Heinz Ketchup pretend that this is a drink that we have I asked you to be the spokesperson for I want you to take a sip and then I want you to look at your single and I want you to say the new motto of this drink girls, oh I don't need you, oh girls, to throw up later. a long night drinking when you can drink girls it literally tastes like vomit it tastes like vomit our next drink is called Grammys and these are all drinks that grandmas like so oh I get it I get it.

I thought what is it. this Brandy they like the vegan Grand Marnier it must be a full moon white Zen why do I have to be white a piece of vegan strawberry jelly here we go oh be careful you know what let me tell you something call me a hundred more times and we You're going to have a problem, it's my favorite word, no, you're kidding, hey, you just know what I'm saying, it's a loving word, here we go and there we go, and we'll put it on a mug that says best grandma in the world. and here we go abroad, that's a great drink, you're lying, that was the end of making our own drinks, making drinks based on the

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segment and it's usually a really bad job.

I'm usually less drunk by the end of this one you're on. like six shots of alcohol let's start there Hey guys our next segment wow state our next segment is based on Lizzo's hit Truth Hurts it's based on the classic game Truth or Dare but in this version it's just the part of the truth, or you have to answer the question. Honestly, right or you have to prepare an injection what is the most absurd demand on your Rider oh you know, it's quite strange, this is not absurd, but I received this answer many times, we just travel with so many women.

I would put tampons in the rider, okay, and sometimes we wouldn't have them as a modern man. I don't think it's absurd at all. You better preach growl growl. I'm leaving Savage, what's the most famous penis you've ever seen in real life or do I love how? I love Apple so much that I have seen Alana famous, who is more powerful, Oprah or Beyonce, right there, if you want them, I have an answer for you, they are both loyal viewers, don't you know what I'm saying? rude I know Oprah look yeah yeah you love me no I don't want the smoke what's the worst thing you've ever done on a plane?

Oh my, oh, I feel like that's the face of a woman who now knows exactly what she is. Will she tell us? Will she tell us or will she make the store? No, no, I have to respect her privacy. You know what I'm saying. Who is the most overrated artist in music right now? You're crazy? They are right in front of you. the way you guys lost your mind if I say this and break the Internet I won't do it, yeah, yeah, America, this is, I'm keeping the Internet, the Internet is already in ruins, she told me beforehand Peter Frampton, oh my God, what the hell?

Damn, Peter Frampton, I want to call my dad real quick and leave him a message. I'm on speaker. This is Larry Myers, please leave a message and I will call you as soon as he can. Hi dad, I'm just calling. to see if you're going to watch the game live tomorrow or on a delayed basis too uh lizza want to say something Myers, please leave a message and I'll call you as soon as I can. Hello dad, I'm so sorry. about lizzo bullying me into doing what you said: I love you dad, I love you Mr.

Myers Christmas lizzo next bag next segment what I'm going to say is that Batman is dumb it's the dumbest thing we've ever done, right? OK? I'm going to read you what we call annoying jokes. It's okay, if you laugh, you have to try it. If you don't laugh, I have to do a show. I'm not laughing, you're not laughing, yeah, I can be a story because you. You're laughing at a bunch of fools today, well, you're welcome, okay, who's there? I'll have some more eggnog, please, again, knock knock, who's there, Jimmy, Jimmy, who, Jimmy, a bucket, I drank too much eggnog, oh, these are terrible.

Seth, have a drink, welcome to my world every day, then damn, sell it, do what you don't know, who's there, Santa, Santa, who, Santa and I love eggnog Oh guess what game is over for you, she told me to sell it and I sold it. and look at it a puddle I broke you I broke you you tell the world you make sure that the one who broke you doesn't do it brother make your punch your punch is not, it's smart You just show that you can sell a joke I'm I'll tell you that they are very intoxicating at high hours of the night, they sold it Hello guys, Hello guys.

Welcome to our YouTube channel so we have these really crazy boxers so if you have a kid you break up twice and you actually have a lot of break up songs. and we're going to break up with each other, this is what happens. I'm going to open an envelope. I haven't seen what's inside the envelope. I'm going to try to break up with you based on the reason for the envelope, first of all you. You have to take me out Lizza, will you be my girlfriend? Yeah, okay, now I'm going to break up with her. I need to take some time for myself and really figure out what's going on with my hair.

I don't know, was it weird or not? It's not weird, just put on a little lace front like here. We could put it here. I'll give you some baby hairs. I think you would be cute with long locks. Did the babies know that they are going to be a celebrity? baby hairs imagine well my turn is fine I'm going to be a guy who refuses to break up with himself I'm breaking up with you because guess what I'm going to look deep into your eyes and you have a real eye piercing so I'm like you have eyes like Elvis, like elves, like Christmas eyes, so I'm in the spirit, you have a little freckle, it's beautiful, you're fooling me, that's what it says, I said, stand nose to nose and you know.

I couldn't be with you because I lie and I cheat so if you were looking at me I'd be like lizzo I looked at your website you didn't have a concert tonight lizzo but you were out too late oh I'm a hoe is enough for you oh I'm calm now okay let's bring it Hey Lizzo. I know the real ring and breaking up with me is that you met the famous Hollywood actor Paul Rudd, who is now going to take off his mask and me. I want you to react in real time it better not be this but it better oh my god, what are you doing, you look so sexy, you're handsome, you look great, well now you're ruining it, say hello to God, he's giving me a god Greek. an enemy Seth passes over him passes over him greetings everyone applause happy holidays happy holidays I'm in that segment it doesn't sound drunk happy holidays you know say it say it very quickly as if you weren't drunk one more time it was so fast just one more time happy holidays once again and you tested positive this morning I always use Max, wait, Max laughs okay, I don't know what else to say other than happy holidays, this has been the day drinking with Seth and Lizzo.

Merry christmas. Merry christmas. to you Lizzy happy new year and happy new year to you and everyone celebrate Kwanzaa Happy Kwanzaa and Hanukkah and Hanukkah