Seth and Rihanna Go Day Drinking

-Hello everyone. It's time once again for "Day Drinking." And we're really excited about this one, because I'm here with Rihanna. - Hello. -Yeah. Here we go. Health. -Wait wait. You have to look me in the eyes. This is what I call a graduation date. Let's all... Okay. Well. Alright. -It's time for "Day of Drinking with Seth and Rihanna." ♪♪ -♪ Hey! ♪ -It is not necessary. -Well. -That is more than enough. Alright, join me at the bar. A big fan of yours. Now I'm going to prepare a series of drinks based on some of my favorite songs. -Well. -Because that is the level of service we provide here. - -This is a drink called "Under My Rumbrella". -What's in there? -Okay, so it's rum, okay?

That's how we started it. And then we are going to add some chocolate and rum balls. -What is a rum ball? -It's not important. And a scoop of rum and raisin ice cream. -I am nervous. -Well. And then, of course, lots of umbrellas. And then... - -Cheers. Well. Based on your face, am I going to say it's an 8 out of 10? Alright, next up is "Diamonds in the Rye." It'll take some rye whiskey, okay? Because our diamonds are Blue Diamond almond milk. - -Health. -That's all? -That's all. -I don't even like milk, so this is scary. -Well, it's an alternative to milk.

It's a nut milk. That? -Don't even say that ever again. -Rihanna, you found love in a hopeless place, which will inspire this next drink. I'll be right back. -Now I'm really scared. -This is "We found Veuve at a hostess place." -Wait. We found that? -Veuve. Veuve Clicquot. "In a hostess place." Do you know how to open champagne? -Why are you doing that? -Because. -I feel like you don't trust me. -Just point it in that direction. -I'm going to. This... Ah. Well. That was so anticlimactic. Very well, here is the Veuve and here is the Hostess. -You have to be kidding, right? -Come on.

Just have fun. -Do you really want me to drink this? -Just take a sip and tell me what you think. -I'm trying to stop so this can absorb all the drink and not have to. Oh my God... Ah! What's the matter? -It is not too bad. -Hmm! -Now take a bite. Oops. Oh, my Twinkie fell apart. -Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh. Can I just... -This is a drink I created in your honor called "Bitch Better Have My Bunny." - -Wait. That? -And that's how it works. -Wait. -So, here she is. -Wait. Wait. That poor thing. -Here we go. And we just poured some tequila in there. -Wait.

A bit? -Okay, here we go. -Yeah. Just drink. Shut up. -Now go? That's a good drink. Okay, time for our first

drinking

game. Are you ready? -Our first

drinking

game? -Well, yeah, I feel like we just been drinking. This is a game. -Oh. Ah OK. -There are right or wrong answers. -You're right. You're right. -Well. So I, as a fashion icon, am curious to know if you remember where you wore certain outfits? So, here's the thing. If you can tell me where you used it, I will drink, and if you don't remember where you used it, you will drink.

Alright. The first to go up. Where did you use that? -Are you serious? If I do it right... -I drink. -Okay, the Met ball. -Wow! I'm going to do two. - -Two?! Oh Lord! Seth! I knew you were crazy. -Okay, ready? They are getting more difficult now. -Are you ready? Okay, let's go. I wore it in New York City. -You used it in New York City. Do you know where you were going? -I was walking down the street. -Yes, okay. We can tell from the photo that it was down the street. -Oh Lord. Alright. -Okay, I feel like you have New York. -I'll take the shot. he. -Oh my God. -Yeah. -You just made cooler salt than I'll ever make in my...

Okay. Ready? This... I'll be very impressed if you can do it right. Ready? -I'm nervous now. Dentist. - joking? -Dentist in New York City. -How do you remember what you wear to go to the dentist? The dentist? -Yeah. -How do you remember what you wore to go to the dentist? -The street. -Oh, idiot. You told me I wouldn't get it and you forgot: you put it down the street from his dentist. You fools. Now I have to take another chance. Your baby. -I'm going to drink it. -You're drunk. We have... Wow. -We are just getting started. -A wild day awaits us. -Oh, this is going to hurt my face.

Alright, I think we all know that bartenders are very good at giving advice. I'm going to bring you a drink and I want to give you the opportunity to ask me anything you want to ask me and I'll give you advice about it. -Oh it's good. -Yeah. -Like nothing? -Yeah. -Okay, if I quit music, what should I do? -Oh, well, I feel like you have a lot of lines of business right now, right? -Yes, but I mean something more than that. -Well. You should be a pilot. -Actually I wanted to be a pilot. -Did you want to be a pilot? -Mm-hmm. -At what age? -When I realized that my grades were bad. -I don't want a pilot whose grades are bad.

I want my pilot... -I want him. -You do? -Yeah. -You want your pilot to say, "Hey, we're about to take off. I got a 'D' in science." -As long as you got an "A" on your pilot's license, I'm fine. -Wait. Can we change places? I want to ask you for advice. -Actually, I'm better at giving advice than asking for it, so let's do it. -Well ok. I want to surprise my wife with a romantic night. What should I do? -You said it. -That? -Suck your wife. - Rihanna, this is a network television show. -It is? -Okay, I have a genuine advice question.

Your nickname is Ri-Ri. What would be a good nickname for me? -Curse! I don't even know you like that. I have to know you well, so... -We've been... We've drank tequila with chocolate bunnies together. -Did you know? You're right. -Okay, then I'm going to count to three and just say the first thing that comes to mind. 1, 2, 3! -Seth. -You can't tell me that my nickname is Seth. -Yeah! -Oh! -Health! -Greetings to all. My wife often tells me that I am very lucky to have married her because I have no game, but I would like to show now how good I am.

Rihanna, feel free to ring this bell as soon as my pick-up line is bad. This is me showing how good my game is. Hey, you sound like a lady who was also disappointed with the ending of "Game of Thrones." -I don't watch "Game of Thrones." -What is a boy as good as me doing in the big city without his parents? -Wait. Are you serious? I don't even have the energy to lift my arm toward that bell. Hey, you're looking to respond... Are you... Wait. Shh. Excuse me. Are you the girl from "Battleship"? -Jesus. Okay, are you desperate?

Let. I'm out. I've finished. -Okay, then we're leaving the bar. And for those who don't know, Rihanna is not just a musician and actress. She is also a businesswoman, philanthropist and has her own line, “Fenty Beauty.” And I would love it if, right now, you could give me a summer eye. Alright, here we go. How are you doing so far? - Oh! Seth... -Is he coming to life? -You have wrinkles. -What do you mean by "wrinkles"? -Do not do that. -Stop doing that. -You're ready. -Make this eye 10 years younger, Rihanna. -Hmm! By the way, when you talk it doesn't help. -Oh Lord.

Do you know what you are doing? -No. -Oh Lord. -Arrest. -I mean, my eye is burning, but this is amazing. Okay, I'm going to do my... Okay. Ready? - No, don't ruin it! -No, I'm doing my eye now. I'm going to do a little more blue. -I know. -I need some glue here. -You're giving me... -That's really good. That's really good. -I wanted to say "Unicorn", but what is that movie? -What movie? -With the blue people. -"Avatar"? -Yes, that. -Wait. Your best guess as to what the title of “Avatar” was was “Unicorn”? And I would like to close tonight by giving away music.

And obviously, I'm a big fan of yours. So, I'm going to put on these noise canceling headphones. And I'm going to sing you some of your songs. -Okay, get passionate about this. -That? -Be passionate! -I'm passionate about this! -Be passionate about this! -Well. ♪ Wa-wa-wa-wa-work ♪ ♪ Work, work, work, work, work ♪ ♪ Doobie-da-ba, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt ♪ ♪ Something about work, work, work, work, work ♪ ♪ No one texts me in a crisis ♪ - -No! No! -♪ Something you've never seen ♪ -I think we're fine. I think we're fine. I think we're fine. -♪ Work, work, work, work, work ♪ ♪ Baby, work, work, work, work, work ♪ -♪ Let me have it, la-la-la-la-la ♪ Can we have another chance? - -I shoot to run!

Shot to run! -♪ No one texts me in a crisis ♪ -♪ The love I brought you for my foundation ♪ -♪ Everything I wanted...♪ - -♪ Something I never had ♪ ♪ Something you've never seen ♪ ♪ Something that you've never been ♪ -♪ Whoa, I know ♪ ♪ And I wake up...♪ -Hey! ♪ Work, work, work, work, work ♪ -♪ All I do is...♪ This has been "Drinking Day with Seth and Rihanna"! -Oh!