Seinfeld: Festivus (Clip) | TBS

Happy Festivus George this is a surprise who is the suit Joe and dad this is my boss mr. Kruger, have you seen the puma pole? Yes, you don't need to see the post, you will see it. Happy Festivus time. I'm going home. What are you doing here? Embracing my roots. They nail John. The 20 G's are busted. It is made of aluminum. Very high. strength-weight ratio. I find your belief system fascinating. Hello, happy Festivus, everyone again, Miss Bennett, how are you here? Damn thing, Charlie and I called you, asked you out and got this bagel place. I told them I was about to see you.

It's a miracle Festivus let's start dr. Van Nostrand aha oh that's right, welcome without commas, the Festivus tradition begins with the expression of complaints. I have a lot of problems with you, now you will find out, Kruger, my son tells me that his company sucks. Excellent! You'll receive yours in a minute Kruger, you couldn't straighten our silk sheet if you had a hot date with a baker. I lost my train of thought Jerry Gwen, how did you know I was here? Kramer told me another Festivus miracle, I guess this. It's the ugly girl I've been hearing about hey, I wasn't a schvitz for six hours give me a break when when you wait uh bed lighting on the porch how am I worse?

They had to shoot him and now his Festivus goes ahead. come to the feats of strength, leave the feats behind this year the honor goes to mr. Kramer oh wow Frank sorry I have to go. I have to work a double shift at H and H. I thought you were on strike, yeah, well, I gave in, I mean, I actually had to use their bathroom, honey, no offense, but this vacation is a little out of place. Who is going to do the feats of strength on George? Good thinking, puma until you pin me down. George Festivus isn't over please someone stop this let's Rumble hey Georgie come on he said stop crying your dad oh this is the best festival ever.