Seinfeld: The High, Low, & Break-even (Clip) | TBS

Why don't you tell me something about your previous work experience? Well, my last job was in publishing. I was fired for having sex in my office with the cleaning woman. Come on, okay, long before that I was in real estate. uh I quit because my boss wouldn't let me use his private bathroom that's how you talk to everyone like that of course my niece told me you were different I'm different yeah but I have to tell you you're the complete opposite of everyone. Applicant we have seen, Mr. Ste Runner, there is someone here I would like to introduce you to.

This is Mr. Castanza. He is one of the applicants. Nice to meet u. I wish he could say the same, but I must say it with all due respect. I find it very difficult to see the logic behind some of the actions he has taken with this excellent organization over the last 20 years. He has caused me and the city of New York great distress as we watched him take away our beloved Yankees. and reduce them to a laughing stock, all to glorify your enormous ego. Hire this man. Tina Robbins is here to see you. Who is she?

Oh, she's my ex-roommate. She moved out 4 years ago. I've been sublimating my apartment since we met. Yes. Hey, please, hi Tina, hi Elaine, so I haven't seen you in a long time, Elaine, we have a problem. Well, what are they throwing at you? Why have there been several complaints? Yes, like last Thanksgiving. You caught a jewel thief. I didn't know who he was. That sweat. There is a bell. What else? Well, apparently the next week you called some Jehovah's Witnesses and they couldn't get them out of the building. What else did you get? Well, let's see.

I'll tell you what the great advantage of homosexuality is. If you date someone your size, you double your wardrobe. I guess, come on, that's a very important characteristic when approaching a new recruit. I'm sure that's one of the advantages. great outlets Jerry yeah, I've been thinking a lot uh well, I don't think we should see each other anymore oh okay, what not, okay, no problem, I'll meet someone else, sure, we'll always see things

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. It's fine with me anyway, it's been really nice hanging out with you for a while and, good luck, yeah, so are you kids coming this way.