Rodney Dangerfield Almost Makes Carson Fall Out of His Chair Laughing

He got into performing because he loves the crowd and even at his own club in New York called Dangerfield, curiously he still doesn't get any respect, but you will be working at the Tropicana Hotel in Las Vegas for six weeks starting February 17. Rodney Dangerfield what a funny twist I would say I would say I'm I'm fine now last week she's in bad shape although you know my wife's father moved in with her she says electronic pacemaker every time she sneezes the garage door opens . I also saw my dentist last week, another Beauty, I told um doctor, look at my teeth, oh I'll turn yellow, he told me to wear a brown tie, I'll tell you Alaska is a tough week for me, I broke up with my psychiatrist and he told me I'm going crazy I told him if you don't mind a second opinion he said okay you're ugly too so he taught me to lie on a couch face down now I'll tell you on Halloween that's what I know I'm ugly, I open the front door, the boys give me candy and the girls don't like my appearance either, well, the other day a girl was driving down the one-way street, I went out on one side, she backs away, no way, I.

I don't know, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, since I've been a kid, no one wants to be around you know, I mean the time I asked my dad how I could make my kite fly, he told me to run for a cliff, he did a lot of things my good old man once on my birthday he gave me a dart board with an automatic my mother returned it to me - she never breastfed me she told me that she liked me as a friend I've been telling you since I was a child I have no respect for no one good last week I donated blood the family thanked me for saving that dog's life and my wife she's no better than arrested him I told them when I die I want to be cremated she's planning a barbecue with my wife I don't have a sex life either outside my bedroom window and caught a peeping tom sleeping well a sex life well my dog ​​is watching me in a room he left alone he begged yes my dog ​​that's another one he taught my wife to turn her head turn around and play dead.

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love to me there's always a reason now one night he used me to time an egg well I'll tell you something else I also don't like the nickname he gave me or microwave You look wonderful, thank you very much Johnny, you look a little cute, yes, very cute, yes, how are you?, how are you? There's a heat here, who am I? You know the pressure, the pressure, she's there. I'll do a commercial, you'll have a chance to cool down. a little bit about what everyone's going to be like, okay, I mean, it's not my game, well, man, every shift, after this, you sure look, you look relaxed now, well, I'm fine, I'm fine, thank you very much.

It is always so. This relaxes me being here. telling pornea nice people, you know, California is a nice country, well, I like big mountains, they have big trees, you know, it's lovely, yes, you know, I love trees, you know, sometimes I spend the whole day looking a piece of oak and a piece of Ash, you know what, I mean New Yorkers, there aren't many trees, there aren't many trees, well, instead of it being the only tree on my block, no, and two guys who They live, I'm telling you, you know, rude neighbors are very bad, never joke in my neighborhood. forget about these kind of people, yeah, but this last week I had my tires rotated, so my car is my name, there's always problems, oh, are you kidding me, my block is a beautiful children's zoo, you know, last week so that the children always escape, no, but I will tell your children. they are bad today giant bear they are bad today yes yes they are my children they sing my son too full of intelligent answers you know it well the other day I said - I said you are young you don't have it upstairs he told me I was old, now I don't have a downstairs, I mean, people can drive you crazy, Johnny, no, but you've got another one in one place.

I asked the waiter for a double and he brought out a guy who looked like me. You have to relax, that's the hope. That's right, I can't relax for the last four. You're probably joking with my friend Dr. dr. Billy boom box it's okay, he's glad you mentioned it Jim, it's okay, you know, we finally like him, he's busy, busy, he knows a new book just came out, he knows all about burgers, burgers, books titled, she was in love with a quarter pounder until she tried the Wow, that's a good job, your doctor writes a lot of fake stuff, yeah, how about hamburgers just to read?

Well, I'll tell you, Johnny, I count my blessings, I count my blessings, I mean, you know, I'm fine today. Show business was bankrupt. You know, I once had money, I couldn't buy enough, I went to orgies and I ate the grapes, so, I joked, my heart never had a rest with anything, you joked, but to me nothing is easy, nothing good, that suit , my gay uncle died, he left me always dressed well. That break with nothing has not been a good year at that. I never had luck with girls, just kidding, I never did, but if I was 16 I had sex once and DV twice when I was a kid.

I never met the girls. Your name my friends didn't know even though I tricked them I just go to the drive-in alone and do push-ups in the back seat of my car I mean I have a girl here and there but nothing, yeah well I once got a really fat girl that I fed I was so fat make amends during sex guys there are instructions you know me how no guy loses any weight myself it's horrible that's all they look thin they look thin you know dating fat people is the the only way is healthy, thin and healthy, that's health, we didn't get healthier, help support them.

Now I'm old enough, I tell you, I'm envious of a strong wind, you know, I'm really very, very much so. The pressure will probably never increase much at prom, sorry, come on, it's like a heaviness on top of each other, so it's always there. This always running heaviness taught me, you know, other guys get up in the morning, there's a new day and Adam, I wake up. heaviness is waiting for me, nice, yes, sometimes I even talked to him, I say hello, happiness and heaviness look at me today, you are going to get it right, you will drink early today, no, I want to drink, since I am a bad drinker.

You, Johnny, when I drink the next day, you're going to do two things which are try to locate my car and I have to bring it back, bring the next guy, you get to the end of the conversation, you get to the end of the conversation on the street many guys decrease Rodney doesn't waste time bring out the good guy you are a funny man thank you very much well do this we will be back